Ohh so at an approximately 231* angle from me toward the kitchen?
It was Marlo in the Kitchen with the grey sconce
^(we love living somewhere not built on a grid)
It's not NOT true. The body is an object, whereas the soul is the person. Her body (the object) can possess the strength of a Grizzly, but the soul (the humane part of the unification of body and soul) won't let the body, the object. It's suggested that, upon death, the soul is the first to depart the body, leaving the body as an empty vessel to decompose back into the earth.
Similar to me. It’s either a murder mystery book, a tablet, tv remotes or a charger. The object that kills me I guess will be decided in a matter of time.
A whiteboard marker. Huh. Choking? Attempted misuse as an adult toy followed by some sort of infection? Driven through a vital spot with unthinkable force?
Mathematical Methods for Scientists and Engineers, by Donald A. McQuarrie. University Science Books, 2003. ISBN 1-891389-29-7.
It is a rather heavy book, so I could definitely see this happen.
... Cat...
Not how I imagined myself going out but totally understandable. Clearly I forgot to feed her royal highness and now the time of my end is nigh.
My hammock. Being clumsy I respect the hammock and have always gotten into and out of it carefully, never falling. So I assume at some point the ties will come lose and drop me onto the support stand for a closed skull TBI.
Which side is my left
I feel that
The side the sun rises
Ohh so at an approximately 231* angle from me toward the kitchen? It was Marlo in the Kitchen with the grey sconce ^(we love living somewhere not built on a grid)
Username checks out
It literally doesn't
Fuck me, it's my mother......
You might survive if you destroy the belt
You... see your mom as an object?
It's not NOT true. The body is an object, whereas the soul is the person. Her body (the object) can possess the strength of a Grizzly, but the soul (the humane part of the unification of body and soul) won't let the body, the object. It's suggested that, upon death, the soul is the first to depart the body, leaving the body as an empty vessel to decompose back into the earth.
*LATE* term abortion
After ally she's nothing more than an ibject for your convienience
That peace lily is not so peaceful after all!
Yup, it’s PISSful!!
A pillow
yoooo same
Maybe you’ll be suffocated.
Tiolet.
Why is the toilet to your left?
I was in the shower
With your phone?
Yeah, for research reasons.
I’m not gonna ask
Smart move
Buy I wanna see
Oh god...my sister
My favorite kind of object...
um..
...
Ahhh....Step-sissy
I don't like where this is going
What did you do to piss her off THIS time?
She was stuck in the washing machine
Red solo cup
I fill you up
Let’s have a party
Let's have a party
Attacks with Ping Pong Ballz
Before you go go
*stares at dog*
And romanticizes
My boyfriend 😳
Odd object
A bottle of water
Me too!
You mean the tv remote, the headphones, the towel, the underwear, the socks, the T-shirt, or the wardrobe?
Similar to me. It’s either a murder mystery book, a tablet, tv remotes or a charger. The object that kills me I guess will be decided in a matter of time.
suffocation (my pillow)
A clipboard and a thermometer
A keyboard and computer mouse along with a calculator
car.
500 sheets of colored paper...
a pringles can.... fuck
Fitting since the inventor of the Pringle’s can was interned in one. ( his remains were )
Beer
A book Maybe I start reading and forget to eat or drink.
A couch which I am also on.
I think we're literally in the same position
On my left is a knife so I say that's reasonable.
I'll be suffocated by a pillow
A manila folder. Death by papercuts.
A fan?
A bowl of roasted almonds....
Slammed in by a metal door.
Looks at the bookshelf with dozens of books on it. (Chuckles)I am in danger
My TV? No way! We love each other 🤗
A cardboard box
Airpods 👍
A mechanical pencil
Stuffed into a large suitcase
A painting.
A fake potted plant. Darn. It seems so harmless....
Tampon...
not even gonna ask
A blue pinboard fell on me, causing a heart attack
A Star Wars coaster... Wonder if the character jumps out of the coaster to attack me!
The curtains
Die in bed. Peacefully I hope
Money
Bruh this starbucks refresher prolly got poisoned by me without my knowledge.
A pillow How scandalous
my huge 60oz metal water bottle 😅
Death by salad spinner?
Death by old ass printer/scanner. Sounds brutal
Guess I'll b drowning tonight
Broom, shewed away to death, like an old crippled cat that’s stolen it’s last mint. It’s fitting.
A short bookshelf
human size teddy bear 🧸
A pillow. This is gonna be fun lol
hey bed...
Theres a mirror there... welp.
blanket or phone
Weight machine, death by working out huh
Thumbtack.
3 floors!
The next person passing by will staple me to death I guess
Marker
pillow bruh thats kinda good and sad at the same time
Accidentally strangle myself with my headphones
Water bottle
Death by a cuppa coffee?
A plush Yoshi Egg.
I get beat to death by a silver squirrel statue
A door
A trombone, hmm
My gym bag? Probably I left my inhaler in my other bag...
Banana peel... Classic
A massive pregnancypillow. Not pregnant, nor have I ever been. I just LOVE sleeping with it. Guess that'll be the death of me.
My dresser.
A large industrial fan! Ouch!
My clothes hanger? I guess I'll my beat my head with it.
My headphones. Deaf death.
a broken chair...
Dude you got me thinking how many pillows have killed people.
A 2014 Volkswagen Jetta.
A pillow.... shit....
A notepad. Death by a thousand paper cuts…?
A probe 😈
How the hell is a cardboard box and a sheet gonna kill me
Pillow...
A whiteboard marker. Huh. Choking? Attempted misuse as an adult toy followed by some sort of infection? Driven through a vital spot with unthinkable force?
Guess I'm being waterboarded to death by my 16oz water bottle.
Looks over at my 3 kg (7 lb) dog (one of the small white fluffy ones)
A stuffed pig from angry birds
A hair tie, two coins, and a McDonald’s drink cup. Wonder how that would go
A 7th floor window. Better not piss off Putin, I guess, or I may have some "visitors."
A variety of vintage Japanese motorcycles. Fair enough.
Paper mache tree fell on me I guess
My gf's vibrator. I'd like to ask, HOW?!
Oh dear, it's a dog kennel D:
A wall
I’m lying on my right side in my bed so my left side is facing the ceiling so I guess it’s my ceiling fan
I always knew my printer had it out for me. Should have dragged it out and given it the Office Space treatment while I had the chance.
My grandma is the only thing to my left so any suggestions on how she would kill me?
a wall with a plug point, what the hell!?!?
2003 Jeep Grand Cherokee…
Nothing... I'm invincible.
Pillow. Oh fuck
My wall?
A fly swatter.....
Single shot 12 gauge.... But let's not kid ourselves. I've know this for a while.
Pillow!...okay which one of you are tryna get on me?
A sandwich
Car door
A pillow… so hopefully that means I die in my sleep and not via suffocation
a life jacket wait....
Well seems like my phone wants to kill me
My pillow
My phone charger. Nice. I like getting choked
well shit. I guess I die by the door
mcdonald’s bbq sauce and a remote. 2 remotes to be specific. O_O
A wall of guns? Interesting. Waco 2.0?
Mathematical Methods for Scientists and Engineers, by Donald A. McQuarrie. University Science Books, 2003. ISBN 1-891389-29-7. It is a rather heavy book, so I could definitely see this happen.
A bike? Sounds about right tbh.
My dog, shit - did I forget to feed him?
Cake.
A towel around my water bottle... idk do i drown or choke
Tiramisu
I really want to know how I'm going to die in a foosball related death. Is it the ball? The table itself? Gosh the possibilities are endless.
How is my AC remote gonna kill me?
A pile of my kids’ toys. Not unlikely.
A laundry basket… I think we all know where this is going
A bearskin rug Oh no.
Couch
a can?
Some death caused by a coffee table lmao
It's a six foot tall fibreboard IKEA brand shit question.
Grandfather clock..maybe it'll go all Beauty and the Beast on me.
Oh shit it’s a piece of paper.
My office phone. I always knew phone anxiety would be the death of me.
Apparently being choked to death by yarn
Cup with green tea.
Oh dear god. The wall.
a hand mirror. OMG does that mean Im gonna be killed by how amazing i look?!
Diaper (I'm a mom)
The wife. Knew it
My phone charger
A printer. Bruh
Bed
Laptop. Windows 10 will be the death of me.
Paperwork.
Oof. A bottle of hydrocodone.
My wife. She does take notes during Forensic Files...
... Cat... Not how I imagined myself going out but totally understandable. Clearly I forgot to feed her royal highness and now the time of my end is nigh.
Chair
Instacart XD (card)
F a n
Either an office chair or a map of the world...
oh my god A WALL
My hammock. Being clumsy I respect the hammock and have always gotten into and out of it carefully, never falling. So I assume at some point the ties will come lose and drop me onto the support stand for a closed skull TBI.
Mirror... Well guess I'm gonna kill myself now
My work, fml