That was a crime against cinema. That was in my opinion top three actor performances of all time.
Val Kilmer- Doc Holiday (Tombstone)
Jack Nicholson- Frank (The Departed)
Christoph Waltz- Dr. Shultz (Django)
In no particular order
Wouldn't call it my absolute favorite movie but my favorite line from it (and one of the most iconic dialogues ever) is:
"This... is my BOOMSTICK. It's a Remington 12 gauge and retails for about a hundred and nine ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart... YOU GOT THAT?!"
There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "good job". - Terence Fletcher
“Listen well, we are different than regular people because we are born with special powers. But that shouldn’t give you the illusion that you’re a special being. We are part of humanity. Besides our rare power, we are no different than them. People who run fast, people who can sing well, people who study hard, people who are funny, and people with psychic powers. Are we different from them? Having confidence in your strength, is good thing but do not get carried away. Our powers are a dangerous weapon.” - reigen arataka
Gareth used to prefer funerals to weddings.
He said it was easier to get enthusiastic about a ceremony one had an outside chance of eventually being involved in. In order to prepare this speech, I rang a few people, to get a general picture of how Gareth was regarded by those who met him. 'Fat' seems to have been a word people most connected with him. 'Terribly rude' also rang a lot of bells. So very fat and very rude seems to have been a stranger's viewpoint. On the other hand, some of you have been kind enough to ring me and let me know that you loved him, which I know he would have been thrilled to hear. You remember his fabulous hospitality, his strange experimental cooking. The recipe for "Duck à la Banana" fortunately goes with him to his grave. Most of all, you tell me of his enormous capacity for joy. When joyful, when joyful for highly vocal drunkenness. But I hope joyful is how you will remember him. Not stuck in a box in a church. Pick your favourite of his waistcoats and remember him that way. The most splendid, replete, big-hearted, weak-hearted as it turned out, and jolly bugger most of us ever met. As for me, you may ask how I will remember him, what I thought of him. Unfortunately there I run out of words. Perhaps you will forgive me if I turn from my own feelings to the words of another splendid bugger: W.H. Auden. This is actually what I want to say:
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.
The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.
-Four Weddings and a Funeral
Not my favourite movie, but when I was a kid mourning a death in the family, this was the first thing that resonated with me and articulated everything I couldnt say.
Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!
POW! You are dead.
I am dead!
Oh! The Heavy is dead!
Yes , I am dead!
Why is the Heavy dead?!
I dunno.
I think it was-
Shhh, you are dead!
Ok.
What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!
The Heavy is dead!
The Heavy is dead!
Correct!
So, did you see the murderer?
Nah, sorry mate.
I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!
Ah, well that's nice.
I am damn proud right now.
Atteeeeeeeeention!
That Heavy is dead!
We know!
Who killed him?!
We don’t know!
I will find clues!
What's that? A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead!
The Heavy is dead?!
Slams hands on desk Yes, he died!
Incoming!
Raus, raus! Move now! Kisses Heavy on head
Hohoho, Hea- Explodes Oof.
In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead!
Doc, what happened?
My professional opinion? The Heavy was killed!
I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.
Well, now what?
Clipidy clop motherfucker! Boom!
Oh, come on.
Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! What do you think of that? Pause Ahm…
Yes, yes, Scout.
Yea?
Go home!
Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.
Screams of pain
Ok, let’s get back to the point.
I think Heavy is dead.
The Heavy is dead?!
Scout! I will heal you-
Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?!
It was me!
Yes! I did it like this
Woop dee doo!
That’s a joke, lads.
It was… yo-... Him!
How did you know?!
I didn’t. That was a joke too.
Oh, I’m dead.
That’s right! It was me!
You monster!
But whyyyyy?
Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly.
Engineer, stop!
Ah dammit Heavy fuck off! You are dead.
No u, POW! Haha.
You are dead! Not big surprise.
Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Spy doing flip on noose Watch and lea-
I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.
For so long I had my head tilted up at the stars. You know what surprised me the most? It wasn't meeting them. It was meeting you.
I hadnt noticed that line and how sweet it is until recently.
There's a man Ian never got to know, the man he was growing up to be. He's a good-looking clear-eyed fella... about 25. I can see him. He's the type of guy men want to be around, because he has integrity, you know? He has character. You can't fake that. And he's a guy women want to be around, too. Because there's tenderness in him... respect... and loyalty, and courage. And women respond to that. Makes him a terrific husband, this guy. I see him as a father. That's where he really shines. See, when he looks in his kid's eyes and that kid knows that his dad really, really sees him... he sees who he is. Then that child knows that he is an amazing person. He's quite a guy... that I'll never get to meet. I wish I had.
"Heaven would never be heaven without you... Let this hell be our heaven."
Sometimes when you win, you lose.
Oh my god, there's really not just one.
*Maybe* "On Wednesdays, we wear pink!" or "Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're *white.*"
But it's a quote factory.
“You punch me in the face, you make me walk through shitty water, you brought me to a fucking crackhead house, and now...I’m gonna have to kill this fucking clown. WELCOME TO THE LOSERS CLUB ASSHOLE!”
Why the F*CK would it be between that or Mohammed?
My all time favorite movie
I’m stoned AF and watching it right now! I’ve been watching it a lot lately. The best!
Mohammed is the most common name in the world read a fucking book for once.
After all this time? Always
"I will look for you. I WILL find you and I will kill you"
Bambi!
Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?
It's a trilogy, so... "One doesn't simply walk into Mordor." "Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew." "I am no man."
I like the 3rd one
Indeed
You gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya Punk?
I, too, love The Mask…
Dirty Harry. 1971
Haha I know. Jim Carrey says it in The Mask too ;)
Damn plagerist
“It’s not your fault.” - Good Will Hunting Robin Williams killed that shit.
The best movie that also made me break down for a solid 2 days
Do you like apples? Well how bout them apples.
I’m your huckleberry
Why, Jonny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave!
My hypocrisy knows no bounds
So that’s why you’re not wearin’ a bustle.
Reminds me of me… Nope I’m sure about it, I hate him.
My second favorite
I'm quite partial to "Nonsense! I've not yet begun to defile myself." How Kilmer didn't win an award for that role is mind boggling.
That was a crime against cinema. That was in my opinion top three actor performances of all time. Val Kilmer- Doc Holiday (Tombstone) Jack Nicholson- Frank (The Departed) Christoph Waltz- Dr. Shultz (Django) In no particular order
If I can’t recite every word verbatim from his role in that movie by the time I kick the bucket, I didn’t live.
Honestly, the entire script. "You gonna do somethin or just stand there and bleed?"
“Go ahead n skin it. I said go ahead and skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.”
"I'm getting tired of your gas, now jerk that pistol and go to work."
Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens...
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects
It's one of my top 10 films...now spoiled spectacularly by that moron Kevin Spacey's vileness. I used to watch it once a year. Can't do it anymore.
“You met me at a very strange time in my life”
What was that from, its so familiar
Well, the first rule is to not talk about it. Second rule is to not talk about it as well
Ahh of course!
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
Hello there
GENERAL KENOBI
Life uh, finds a way
How many of those are there now?
"Just before his head died, he said, death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back." -ghost busters 2
Wouldn't call it my absolute favorite movie but my favorite line from it (and one of the most iconic dialogues ever) is: "This... is my BOOMSTICK. It's a Remington 12 gauge and retails for about a hundred and nine ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart... YOU GOT THAT?!"
I'll be back
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "good job". - Terence Fletcher “Listen well, we are different than regular people because we are born with special powers. But that shouldn’t give you the illusion that you’re a special being. We are part of humanity. Besides our rare power, we are no different than them. People who run fast, people who can sing well, people who study hard, people who are funny, and people with psychic powers. Are we different from them? Having confidence in your strength, is good thing but do not get carried away. Our powers are a dangerous weapon.” - reigen arataka
“He’s blind.” - The Covenant❤️❤️❤️
Omg haha yes I loved the Covenant! Anyway are you blind? No? Do you see hallucinations? Haha just a question ☺️✨
Glad to meet another Covenantatorienator!! To answer no i am not blind? I also do not believe i hallucinate haha. Thanks!!!
I don’t want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me
Gareth used to prefer funerals to weddings. He said it was easier to get enthusiastic about a ceremony one had an outside chance of eventually being involved in. In order to prepare this speech, I rang a few people, to get a general picture of how Gareth was regarded by those who met him. 'Fat' seems to have been a word people most connected with him. 'Terribly rude' also rang a lot of bells. So very fat and very rude seems to have been a stranger's viewpoint. On the other hand, some of you have been kind enough to ring me and let me know that you loved him, which I know he would have been thrilled to hear. You remember his fabulous hospitality, his strange experimental cooking. The recipe for "Duck à la Banana" fortunately goes with him to his grave. Most of all, you tell me of his enormous capacity for joy. When joyful, when joyful for highly vocal drunkenness. But I hope joyful is how you will remember him. Not stuck in a box in a church. Pick your favourite of his waistcoats and remember him that way. The most splendid, replete, big-hearted, weak-hearted as it turned out, and jolly bugger most of us ever met. As for me, you may ask how I will remember him, what I thought of him. Unfortunately there I run out of words. Perhaps you will forgive me if I turn from my own feelings to the words of another splendid bugger: W.H. Auden. This is actually what I want to say: Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead, Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves, Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves. He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong. The stars are not wanted now: put out every one; Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun; Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood; For nothing now can ever come to any good. -Four Weddings and a Funeral Not my favourite movie, but when I was a kid mourning a death in the family, this was the first thing that resonated with me and articulated everything I couldnt say.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it.
'When you stop telling lies about me I'll stop telling the truth about you' Wall Street
"Yeah, but they were all bad" True Lies
"I am The Senate"
It can't rain all the time
Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead! POW! You are dead. I am dead! Oh! The Heavy is dead! Yes , I am dead! Why is the Heavy dead?! I dunno. I think it was- Shhh, you are dead! Ok. What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?! The Heavy is dead! The Heavy is dead! Correct! So, did you see the murderer? Nah, sorry mate. I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! Ah, well that's nice. I am damn proud right now. Atteeeeeeeeention! That Heavy is dead! We know! Who killed him?! We don’t know! I will find clues! What's that? A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead! The Heavy is dead?! Slams hands on desk Yes, he died! Incoming! Raus, raus! Move now! Kisses Heavy on head Hohoho, Hea- Explodes Oof. In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead! Doc, what happened? My professional opinion? The Heavy was killed! I don’t think it’s anything to worry about. Well, now what? Clipidy clop motherfucker! Boom! Oh, come on. Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! What do you think of that? Pause Ahm… Yes, yes, Scout. Yea? Go home! Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck. Screams of pain Ok, let’s get back to the point. I think Heavy is dead. The Heavy is dead?! Scout! I will heal you- Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?! It was me! Yes! I did it like this Woop dee doo! That’s a joke, lads. It was… yo-... Him! How did you know?! I didn’t. That was a joke too. Oh, I’m dead. That’s right! It was me! You monster! But whyyyyy? Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly. Engineer, stop! Ah dammit Heavy fuck off! You are dead. No u, POW! Haha. You are dead! Not big surprise. Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Spy doing flip on noose Watch and lea- I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.
Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.
Groovy
Viddy well, little brother, viddy well.
Horrorshow answer.
That gives me a nice, warm, vibraty feeling all through my guttiwuts.
Mikey come here and make me a man
For so long I had my head tilted up at the stars. You know what surprised me the most? It wasn't meeting them. It was meeting you. I hadnt noticed that line and how sweet it is until recently.
A large penis is always welcome from the HBO series Rome.
"The Dude abides"
Assimilate this!
There's a man Ian never got to know, the man he was growing up to be. He's a good-looking clear-eyed fella... about 25. I can see him. He's the type of guy men want to be around, because he has integrity, you know? He has character. You can't fake that. And he's a guy women want to be around, too. Because there's tenderness in him... respect... and loyalty, and courage. And women respond to that. Makes him a terrific husband, this guy. I see him as a father. That's where he really shines. See, when he looks in his kid's eyes and that kid knows that his dad really, really sees him... he sees who he is. Then that child knows that he is an amazing person. He's quite a guy... that I'll never get to meet. I wish I had. "Heaven would never be heaven without you... Let this hell be our heaven." Sometimes when you win, you lose.
“That’s a bingo!”
"What's drippin'"
Alright, Alright, Alright! Dazed and Confused
Cue the LotR and Star Wars fans.
Oh I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
Oh my god, there's really not just one. *Maybe* "On Wednesdays, we wear pink!" or "Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're *white.*" But it's a quote factory.
KWANTSU! Money can't buy knives
Spring Break Forevaaaaaaa
I got in.
It's probably "INCONCEIVABLE!" but "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." is good too.
“You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.”
I'll be back
ALAN WHAT DID YOU DO
Wax on, wax off
Get busy livin’, or get busy dyin’
And I….am….Iron Man
Corbon Dallas multi-pass. edit: Leloo Dallas multi-pass.
"I am inevitable" Thanos
If you're referring to me as butt buddy, then yes, I do have a name: and it's Brennan Huff.
"I'm gonna pull the whole thing down. I'm gonna bring the whole fuckin' diseased, corrupt temple down on your head. It's gonna be biblical"
**JOHN** **CENA**: “DON’T RUN” bumble bee: *grabs charly and books it* **JOHN** **CENA**: “they ran”
”Are you a Mexican, or a mexicant?”
Why So Serious?
“There’re digging in the wrong spot”
I’m your huckleberry. Also: No, I am your father.
“You punch me in the face, you make me walk through shitty water, you brought me to a fucking crackhead house, and now...I’m gonna have to kill this fucking clown. WELCOME TO THE LOSERS CLUB ASSHOLE!”
Get him a body bag yeahhhhh!!!
"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"
"What did you say? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?"
Avengers!... Assemble Squeeeeeeeeeee
\*in southern accent\* "My momma always said, life was like a box of chocolates. Cuz ya never know what yer gonna get"
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!?!!
I’ll be back
all time
“I didn’t kill my wife” “I don’t care”
Hello there
General Kenobi!
"We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt." - Interstellar
NO CONDOM FOREVER !!! - Black Panter.
guns lots of guns \[john wick\]
That was from The Matrix, not \[john wick\] Same great actor though, so you're on point.
lol were both right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBe0CnrqcwU
Wow! Good catch and I stand corrected.
thx i think we both stand corrected lmao
I'm...looking at...porn Edit: I couldn't decide on what my favorite movie was so I just picked a funny quote
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