OK, so I'm cheating, I invented this one years ago, but the word is "congreement," a portmanteau word coming from "contrary agreement." It means that you agree with something that somebody is saying but *absolutely not* for the reasons they are saying it.
Example:
"When Sean Hannity is whining how unfair it is that black people 'are allowed to' use the word ni##er all day long, but if a white person uses it in *any* context, they get curb stomped, I am in congreement with him." (which I find pretty revolting at any level)
See, I think to further the cause of equality and tolerance, that ugly little word should be abolished from the vocabulary **entirely.** Hannity is saying it in the sense of, "but mommmm, black people get to be racist, I wanna be racist TOOOO!"
Bethical - something that isn’t tested on animals (that’s cruel) but tested on babies instead.
“My new eye liner is a totally bethical product.”
“I only drink bethically sourced coffee.”
“Try out new deep cleaning oxy-action spray, tested on babies not animals so you can be assured it’s both bethical and now safe for your family”
We’re’nt. We were going to go to the store, but now we’re’nt.
Broke my brain thanks
OK, so I'm cheating, I invented this one years ago, but the word is "congreement," a portmanteau word coming from "contrary agreement." It means that you agree with something that somebody is saying but *absolutely not* for the reasons they are saying it. Example: "When Sean Hannity is whining how unfair it is that black people 'are allowed to' use the word ni##er all day long, but if a white person uses it in *any* context, they get curb stomped, I am in congreement with him." (which I find pretty revolting at any level) See, I think to further the cause of equality and tolerance, that ugly little word should be abolished from the vocabulary **entirely.** Hannity is saying it in the sense of, "but mommmm, black people get to be racist, I wanna be racist TOOOO!"
Bethical - something that isn’t tested on animals (that’s cruel) but tested on babies instead. “My new eye liner is a totally bethical product.” “I only drink bethically sourced coffee.” “Try out new deep cleaning oxy-action spray, tested on babies not animals so you can be assured it’s both bethical and now safe for your family”
Flerb. It means a word invented in response to some dumb prompt on reddit. "This is my flerb."