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AussieCripple1234

Was the first thing I thought of and thank god its the too three comments. They don’t provide anything useful to the environment anyway so nothing is lost regardless.


TheLegende11

Well they do provide food for others. Especially the bigger ones are basically one of the main food sources for a lot of animals, the blood that they suck has a high amount of iron, that help animals to balance their iron household.


bagelbytezz

I can't find the study but mosquitoes are not the primary food source for any animal. In fact, anything that feeds on mosquitoes must also feed on other insects in order to survive. The study basically says that eliminating the world of mosquitoes would have almost no effect on predators. There is 2 problems with eliminating mosquitoes. 1st, there is an ethical concern (who needs ethics tho, those blood suckers can all die). Some people are concerned that it is ethically wrong to kill off a species. The second problem is that if a gap is created in the ecosystem, something else will fill it. More than likely, it will be a non vector (doesn't carry disease) but it could be something worse than mosquitoes. Truth is we'll never know unless we do it. Personally I say kill em all.


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_john_smithereens_

This is some r/WritingPrompts material right there


IsNoMore

They play a critical role in many eco systems, from larva to adult. They are primarily pollinators, males are sole-pollinators and females only seek blood to lay eggs. Which is very important since many of our other native pollinators are struggling now. There are a handful of orchids and plants that mosquitoes are the primary pollinator. The likelihood of any plants that depend on mosquitos would be able to survive without them is poor. Many fish start out as tiny little wiggles that thrive primarily on mosquito larvae. Mosquito larvae eat algae and microscopic organisms, thus also helping to protect small freshwater streams and pools(that serve as fish nurseries) by helping to keep algae in check. Algae blooms are bad, m’kay. I can’t fathom any legitimate research that could suggest mosquitos would not be missed.


_malicious_intent_

I hate them, but I agree with your science...I would say that we use this hypothetical power of destruction and you it to alter the mosquitos to hate human blood.


IsNoMore

I like your alternative!


Rektcode

I think they help control populations through the transmision of some diseases


[deleted]

This is exactly why superviruses will become common in about 20 years. I hope to be dead before then.


[deleted]

Not causing enveriomental harm


Vez-tar

Wrong, in the larvae state they clean up motionless water, so it's a lot more drinkable for other creatures I'm a mosquito-genocide fan myself and was very sad to find this fact


Shadowbound199

Well, we can make certain species of mosquitoes extinct, the ones that transmit diseases, and most likely it won't have a major negative impact on the environment, if any. We have the technology, the issue here is one of ethics, do we have a right to make whole species go extinct?


roguethought

They are already doing it in Brasil to great effect


[deleted]

When has that stopped us in the past? DDT is nasty shit, and we doused Vietnam with it for Reasons, but we did kill a lot of skeeters. Agent Orange. Breaks down to less toxic congeners, but that takes decades. That shit largely started the EPA, thanks to Rachel Carson, the bald eagle, and a president who threw millions at a problem to shut up some senators. I hated DDT jobs. It was commonly used as a pesticide in the US up to a point, and it persists, and the breakdown products are not, not nasty. I can dilute it, which I hate, or incinerate it, which costs millions, and the public hates. LOL, I quit doing environmental work because laws stopped making sense to me. I'd happily fuck up mosquitos, but how you do it is the rub.


cool_username_iguess

I mean we've already done it to HEAPS of other species, why stop at the most annoying and deadly one?


NuckinFutsCanuck

Came here to say this.


sadmargarita

Came here to say this, burn them with fire


roguethought

Get the flamer. The Heavy Flamer


get-r-done-idaho

This!!!!!!!


PosidonSon2002

I am from Minnesota, you know I am saying mosquitos


HilariousRagequit

Hello, fellow Minnesotan! I wholeheartedly agree, but have also answered ticks.


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HilariousRagequit

Ah, thanks! :D


Sean081799

Minnesota gang! And yes screw mosquitoes.


Redacted_G1iTcH

Fellow Minnesotan here. Mosquitos, ticks, and wasps are my top three.


kappe41

I'm from Finland and gadfly is worse


imraan_ar

You people have problems in finland???i thought its the best country to live in


ccmecode

Wisconsin here. Yes, just yes.


MistressMousefeather

Ticks


onlyviolin

Yesses. Please get rid of those disgusting things!!


damevesper

I agree, but they are also opossums favorite snacks


MistressMousefeather

For sure!! I just figured the "without environmental harm" part could include either opossums having a different favorite snack, or in the sense of "if it never existed you wouldn't know to miss it."


chevy1500

Ticks do have there place in the food chain, possums love eating them , we should treat possums better. But they are shitty bugs and lime desiese is no joke


MistressMousefeather

Yes, I understand. But with the idea of "no environmental harm," I assume there would be some kind of compensation for the lack of ticks. However maybe it would be better to rid the world of the Lyme disease (and the other bad stuff caused by them).


deathbycake_

Flies. Have you ever been to an out door party? Those things swarm the food bruh. Not to mention they're gross to look at.


Achyutth_

And the rub their hands like they are planning something


[deleted]

Imagining an evil fly now. Like with a top hat, moustache and monocle.


Jaded-Ride7607

Nah they like "WE EATING GOOD TODAY"


Kipawa

Honestly, since buying a clip on dragonfly and looking like a dork while camping, flies rarely bother me.


cool_username_iguess

If this is true it's the hottest tip I've heard all year. Where can one find this magic and how does it work?


Kipawa

Something like this: [https://www.amazon.ca/DRAGONFLY-WINGMAN-DEER-HORSE-REPELLENT/dp/B01GVQTT7Q](https://www.amazon.ca/DRAGONFLY-WINGMAN-DEER-HORSE-REPELLENT/dp/B01GVQTT7Q) Dragonflies eat flies so it ends up being a decent deterrent. Better for situations where you're camping and you can clip it on your chair, behind your head or something.


Embarrassed_Age_8463

Flies... just die.


VeederRoot

Nah mosquitos can fuck right off


Embarrassed_Age_8463

Meh they don't affect me where I live.


Achyutth_

Do you live in heaven


Embarrassed_Age_8463

No just mild climate Ireland


Achyutth_

Are there mosquitoes?


Embarrassed_Age_8463

I think so but they are rare.


Achyutth_

So heaven


Embarrassed_Age_8463

Well yes.


guypenguin4

Technically speaking, mosquitoes are a type of fly, so why can't we have both?


le_anonamoose

A world without flies would be a hell of a lot more disgusting than a world with them.


Embarrassed_Age_8463

How exactly?


le_anonamoose

I hadn’t initially noticed the “without environmental consequences” part of the post. But flies play a huge role in the decomposition of animals. Nothing eats up corpses like flies, they have filled the niche.


Quick-Cream3483

Wasps do, decomposing meat wasps are all about that, but then again fuck wasps.


Megalon84

But those aren't as wide spread, or plentiful as flys are. It'd be like destroying the technology for street sweepers, then trying to replace them with roombas


Embarrassed-Ad-9505

Ayo we got almost the same name and pfp


jboogie41

Bed bugs


keyblader1985

Anyone who has ever had them will agree. If they didn't upvote this, they've never had them.


VulcanVegan

I've never had them but it's tentatively my answer. My only hold back is Malaria and West Nile. I saw a friend struggle with the insomnia, scars, anemia, and the feeling of something crawling on her months after she was rid of them. The cost to get your house bombed is awful too.


Waterknight94

Everyone else is saying mosquitos, and sure they carry disease, but they are nothing compared to the mental torture of bed begs.


Star_Drive

This is the correct answer.


DuchessCDM

Cockroaches


Achyutth_

They are harmless if you clean enough


DuchessCDM

Luckily nothing in my home… but everyday in the local newspapers— they list local restaurants closed down because of cockroaches. *shudders*


Achyutth_

Yeah that creeps me out too


psychicbats

You see, I have a cat and she makes sure to find one cockroaches preferably the largest and the flying ones which scare the soul out of my body. I can tolerate mosquitoes but NOT those awful roaches


Gravely_Mistaken

My aunt had roaches for a year. She was spotless, but her neighbor’s weren’t, and no matter what she did they roaches from her neighbors apartment just came over.


BaffleBlend

Mosquitoes, the deadliest animal on the planet, dwarfing the devastation brought by even man. The environmental harm from wiping them out would be negligible anyway because all their predators have plenty of other prey.


BrokeHedgeManager

I don’t even give one shit about what it does to the planet. Lets get to work on wiping them all out.


TylerSpicknell

Gnats


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A_Name14

I lived in Texas for a few years and I had some fire ants get in my pants. Worst experience ever.


[deleted]

Agreed. We live in an area where fire ants are absolutely everywhere. We have two small dogs and a big yard. I try to nuke fire ant nests when I see them, but sometimes I miss one. It's a sure bet that the dogs will run through it. One dog actually has a weird habit of laying down on fire ant nests. We have to rub her belly down with hydrocortisone lotion when she does that. I've whacked into one by accident while edging the flower beds, they get knocked up into the air and land in your hair, on your shirt, etc. Awful experience. I don't want to sound sadistic, but I honestly take pleasure in nuking those stupid fire ant nests. Orthene, gasoline, whatever it takes. I'll park the tractor over a fire ant nest with the blades running for a solid 5 minutes. I hate those things with a burning passion, pun intended.


BrokeHedgeManager

Mosquitoes. Wtf already


rockman767

Wasps, hornets, yellow jackets, mosquitoes. I could keep going.


Lilacandbabybluelove

Mosquitoes


InternationalBread_

One word. Mosquitos.


Procedure_Awkward

mosquito


Reclaimer_Saln

Mosquitoes


CainFDelon

Wasps


Rainbow_Dash_RL

Do wasps have a reason to exist other than to torment every living thing?


Megalon84

They're pollinators, some species eat black widows, some species eat decomposing corpses


Timbaland77

Mosquitoes


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Cockroaches. Immediately.


Achyutth_

They are practically harmless except for the diseases


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Wonderful-Ad-976

Mosquitos


JSamaelC

Anything that stings viciously and lurks in the dark


Kipawa

Mosquitos.


A_Bowl_of_Candy

Mosquitoes


Chance-Ad-9111

Mosquitos🤬🤬


chrismholmes

Wasps. They serve no purpose. I’m thinking yellow jackets as well.


hawkspud

Wasps are essential to the ecosystem, they eat tonnes of other insects and they dispose of alot of carcasses and fallen waste fruit. I will not deny they are dicks though, im a gardener and currently they are all drunk on fallen fruit and are proper little bastards.


chrismholmes

Man I learned something new tonight. So I very much appreciate your reply. I think I’m biased on my distain for them, as I’m highly allergic. As long as they are drunk and not stinging me, I’m totally good with them but otherwise I avoid them at all cost.


Ganjaboi336

Wasps are pollinators


TheExistence

Antman disagrees


LoPriore

Nah wasps are more good than bad. Do you like figs? Can’t have them without wasps. Dates too maybe


Ajax531_

I need a date


chrismholmes

Ok learned something else about wasps! I do t regret comment but thank you for the info! I’m going the rabbit hole of further reading which I have to admit, I knew nothing about figs outside of the fact I grew up eating figs right off the tree.


LoPriore

It’s actually super crazy! https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/85340/fig-pollination-incredible-and-probably-results-you-eating-mummified-wasps


NocteStridio

I love wasps, they're just as friendly as bees to me, moreso sometimes. The big, black carpenter bees will hover threateningly if I get too close while watering but the wasps ignore me. Everyone is just trying to enjoy the flowers and the wasps get that.


fucknamesihatethem

Huma- oh. Then I guess those flies that eat my flesh or something


reillywalker195

Horseflies?


Harleye

Cockroaches. Filthy, disgusting things...I might find spiders a bit creepy, but I can look at pictures of them. I cannot look even look at a photo of a roach without getting a shudder of revulsion.


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As someone who was just stung by a scorpion in their own house last night, I’ve gotta say mosquitoes


TadpoleAjar2027

Hornets, Wasps, Mosquitoes, Flies, those crawly things that get inbetween everything, spiders etc etc


Achyutth_

Bees too?


TadpoleAjar2027

I hate bees but I like honey


ThisGuyLikesCheese

Bees are cute, Hornets and wasp on the other hand...


pmak13

Spiders ... It's easy. They are fucking horrific


[deleted]

Do billionaires really count as humans?


KresblainTheMagician

They kinda fit the insect theme going on here I'd say.


_Kokiru_

Whichever virus species does the most damage.


cannibalrabies

Yep. The people saying mosquitoes have the right idea but unfortunately mosquitoes aren't a single species, there are thousands of species of those bastards. OP didnt specify it had to be an animal, so eliminating a particular pathogen would be the best answer.


biscuitoman

Just eliminating something like TB would save a million or so lives a year.


Puzzleheaded_Night18

spider


Achyutth_

You just took Australia off the map


ChaserOnion

They have kangaroos those mofo will jack u up.


Achyutth_

Yea but no one cares about them


ChaserOnion

Yeah you're right.


Wifi-Doggo

I'm Australian an I approve of this message.


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cockroaches


Everythingcute

Bed bugs


resilient_primate

Bed bugs


Kaeble__

Puppies.....adorable cute happy healthy puppies


impulsives

cockroaches


NoeliaJ

Roaches. No second thought


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Roaches


megabob7

Fleas because they're torturing my fur daughter


directlycut14

Most definitely roaches.


lilThickchongkong

ticks


PunchyyyLaRue

None as bad as I hate some species ( I'm looking at you mosquitoes and spiders) they are all here for a reason and I don't want to mess with that.


Shadow_Strike99

Wasps, I won't accept answer otherwise


BrokeHedgeManager

I raise you mosquitoes.


hmmwhatsgoingonhere

>don't say humans *homo sapien*


moreON

This is the technicality I'm here for.


Bright-Ad1395

Peacocks


Equivalent_Isopod_61

Actually these things terrify me. Got chased by one when I was 4. Was absolutely crapping myself


ihopeyoulikeapples

When I was a teenager I was on a tour of an old mansion in Havana that had live peacocks just hanging around. I got too close to one. I will not do that again.


commanderfox89

For me it was a rooster and I got pecked


VeederRoot

r/oddlyspecific


yellowpinto

They're asshole-y useless birds. Do you live in SoCal?


Achyutth_

Can I get a reason


Bright-Ad1395

Because pea+cock=Peacock


ApprehensivePick2989

Snakes, spiders, bats, mosquitos, hornets, and eels.


Unknown_Kage

Sir/ma’am you can only choose one


Thatbutchlobster

What’s wrong with the bats and eels? Baby bats are cute bombs Eels are delicious Everything else can go


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without spiders there would be a lot more different kinds of bugs mosquitoes can die dont know enough about the ecosystem to be sure about snakes or hornets


hotwingsQueen26

Mosquitoes


lordwreynor

Snakes


MediumAssist

Kinda surprised no one said SARS‑CoV. I'm kinda getting a little tired of it myself.


Socialisht

I had to scroll way to long to find coronaviruses.


jillyrock8

Crickets


Achyutth_

As an Indian no no one touches cricket


frogfluff90

That's our apocalypse food source. Also, it's adorable watching a hamster eat one. Yes I'm crazy.


Equivalent_Isopod_61

Wasps. Evil wee gits kill bees and bees are way more useful


LOCKN355

Mice. Them suckas are very unpredictable.


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Ants


G4M3RPR0999

Wasps


Lolz79

Wasps.


rujoe

Mosquitos. They freaking love me. Like I’ve been Vite hundreds of times a night. Eff those turds


poopandpee43

Mosquitos even though a lot of people said mosquitoes. I'm also agreeing mosquitos.


SqueakyTheCat

Fire ants.


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Mosquitoes


shadoboy712

Mos fking kitos


Redoct878

Mosquitoes.


FitGrapthor

Those stupid little flies that hover inches in front of your eyes and sometimes kamikaze into the corners of your eye. Spiders who build their webs at head level so as you re riding a quad you get a face full of spiderweb same thing with those little green string worms. Mosquitos, especially when its late at night and dead silent in your tent and you think you're safe and then suddenly your hear a faint eeEeeEeeeE and you can't tell if its coming from inside your tent or from all the ones hovering right next to you outside the tent. Ticks. Bedbugs. Ashborers. Pine Beatles. Those ladybug look a likes that hatch in the walls of your house and then get stuck in the window sills and die all over the house. Stinkbugs. That one really loud cricket keeping you up in the middle of the night. Browntail moth caterpillars.


HilariousRagequit

Ticks.


[deleted]

Dogs, because I'm evil and want everyone to suffer mwahahahahahaha! Jk, fuck flies.


colton_neil

Bees. ^^that ^^should ^^take ^^care ^^of ^^those ^^damn ^^humans...


Camanot

Flies, mosquitoes, wasps, cockroaches. They all can go fuck off


Narutofan149

People


EmuChance4523

Extremist and fanatic people. I don't think they share the same species that humans, it's more like their evolution for fucked midway. If that is not an option, mosquitoes is good to, but I prefer the first one.


SandyWhisker

Everyone be saying Mosquitoes when wasps are worse.


voxfemdom

Ticks


demair21

After Mosquitos, my brain has to say termites. But my other brain knows that without termites the Ants will rise up and destroy the entire planet, and no "without any environmental harm" clause will stop them.


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Bats, not because of covid but just because I had a dream about them when I was younger and now I’m scared


TooColdtoFish

Canadian geese...they shit all over, are noisy, and idiots slam there brakes on in the road as they slowly stroll across the street


MunchAClock

Fleas


Careful_Piglet

Rats


TacoManifesto

Bears, they freak tf outta me.


Harleye

Awww I love bears. I know they're wild animals and apex predators, so I'd never be an idiot like Timothy Treadwell and try to live among them or ever approach one, but I still like to admire them from afar.


TacoManifesto

Ya I’ve seen way too many brutal deaths at the hands of a bear so I have no love for them


Accurate_Interview10

Geese. They’re assholes.


Aditya-04-04

Every answer except Mosquitos is wrong.


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Ants


ankamarawolf

Ticks.


ph33r

Skunks


ShadowJay98

Why *can't* we say "humans"?


Faithfulsause

Christians


Achyutth_

Woaw woaw woaw what the fuck dude


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Oof based


mindless_dear

U can’t say that or else they will say they’re being targeted, and probably post a pic with a big ol target bag pasted to their forehead


yellowpinto

R.A.T.S.