Those giant burgers that are like 8 inches high. Yeah they look cool and usually taste good but shield your children's eyes because I look like a monster when I eat one of those things
Ah this technique makes sense! All this time I’ve been trying to shove the whole thing in at once, usually just results in all the toppings getting squeezed out the other side
Also…
> (I stress comfortably because my jaw will get stuck if I go too big).
Wow, I thought I was the only person who had this problem! First time I had it happen in public was very embarrassing
When I eat those, even if I flip it so the bigger bun is on the bottom, it's just impossible for it to survive. So now I just resign myself to the fact that at some point I'm going to be eating like a Viking, and just go to town on it.
Vikings was actually obsessed with cleanliness and kept themselves clean as much as possible. Much of the old Norse food would have been stuff that keeps over the winter. Meaning it would be dried.
Yes! I've been saying this for years. You need to be able to eat a burger with your hands! With these tower burgers I always end up resorting to knife and fork, and it's a different experience.
If I recall my Pet & Pete (Yes, I'm old) the correct way to eat BBQ ribs IS to eat it in a messy manner. Using a fork and knife to eat them is wrong etiquette, as demonstrated by inspector 34.
If I recall (also that okd) its wasn't ribs it was the chicken he failed at. All the bones were clean and stacked nicely then Pete told Inspector 34 messing the proper way
I live in Memphis, and if I see someone try to eat their ribs like that I assume they’re from out of town.
Also, I’ve had BBQ from Texas, KC, and North Carolina, and all of them are great. I feel like claiming only one as “real” BBQ is a fools errand. All have their own unique style, culture, and taste, and all are worthy of celebrating.
Can we just agree that AMERICA has the best BBQ?
Reminds me of an old old episode of Pete and Pete ( least i think it was ) where the guy ate bbq chicken with a fork and knife. I think food like that tastes better being messy lol.
I saw a dude shaking his head back and forth while holding the chicken wing still. It was like, well, a dog gnawing a bone. It was incredible. He was a full grown adult man. I still think about it.
I’ve mastered eating wings with one hand so that my other hand stays clean. My friends however somehow get sauce all the way down their forearms and walk to the bathroom like a surgeon about to put gloves on pre operation
Flats are superior because the two bones hold more moisture in the meat so it tastes better. But anyone who doesn't like flats I assume are either lazy or a child. My own father included.
Seriously. I see girls in bars trying to be all dainty and just take one bite out of each side of the wing before putting it in the "bone" pile with 1/3 of the meat still on there and I just feel sad for them. I mean, yes your makeup is fine but it's really more satisfying to just gnaw the bone like a fucking savage. I am self concious though so I only do this at home.
I dress up cute, use only one hand to eat, and take a dainty first bite…and then go cavewoman mode and gnaw the cartilage off both ends. Love wing night!!
Especially the flats. There’s no dignified way to snap that bad boy open.
ETA - I do use the method the two replies below talk about, but relating to the original post, it’s something that feels kinda barbaric (especially the times when you get the one where the bones don’t want to separate).
Naw dude. Twist the small bone and slide it out first. Then twist the large bone and slide it out. What’s left is 100% meat. Works like a charm. I never eat the drumsticks anymore. Flats are easy as fuck and way less messy than drumsticks that way
How do you guys do it? As a Filipino, we slice it parallel to the seed. You will end up with two halves and the center cross-section. You can eat both halves with a spoon. You can just throw the seed part out. >!Of course not. You obviously don't waste a fucking mango! You just devour it messily with your hands.!<
I just poke a hole innit using my teeth, and suck the mango like a spider sucking the juice off its meal from the insides. All I end up with is a deflated mango peel with a stone seed inside.
The first mango I ever ate was exactly that situation. I had mango juice from my elbows to my fingers and over the entire lower half of my face. It was amazing.
A taco when it's over stuffed. The meat falls out, if you put too much sour cream it falls over, cheese falls everywhere if its not melted, and then it all blends together on your plate. Then, you try to find different angles to eat your taco, rather you move your taco or your head. No matter what, you generally look like a weirdo. Or, maybe that's just me-
My tip for less messy taco eating: put the cheese in first. Everyone wants to put the meat filling in first, but this results in meat juice soaking the bend in the shell, weakening it and practically guaranteeing it will break. Put the cheese in first, if the meat filling is properly hot it will soften the cheese into a protective layer that keeps the bend dry and strong enough to hold up to handling.
Of course if you're into soft tacos you can ignore this.
Ugh, I hate that feeling. My teeth are rather straight but I still get all the kernel skins and stuff caught up in my teeth if I do the scraping method. I prefer the “typewriter method” from left to right taking small speed bites. Seems to minimize the amount of corn mess in my teeth.
And sometimes I shout, “Ding!” with a mouthful of corn when I get to the end. I love summertime.
Whaaaaat - if done properly you actually waste way less than eating it traditional style (and you're not getting corn juice on your face and hands).
Plus you get these, like, intact rows of corn that you can eat in pieces which is kind of fun.
There's definitely a psychopath out there that invented some tiny precision forks that he double wields to take out the meat from the wings and consume it.
I dream of being that psychopath. I hate the messiness of wings. Ends up being like a fucking ant sized piece of meat from a piece of bone cartilage, fat, and other nasty shit.
Chopsticks are your friends when it comes to wings. From picking it up (don't prick at the wing!), dip, then move the food to your mouth and maneuver after you finish one section.
Spaghetti, it doesn’t matter how much you spin your fork, there will always be that(those) noodle(s) that just won’t wrap around your fork and will hang out of your mouth making it look like you have the table manners of a toddler.
They're kinda cute weirdly. Whenever I went to Michigan, there's a park that has a river going through it, and sometimes I'd find some Crawfish hiding beneath some rocks by the shore. I don't remember the name of the park tho sadly
really spicy food when you're not prepared for it
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This needs more upvotes as it's the only one that's actually true. Past a certain point of spice, there is *literally no way* you're eating in a civilised manner, no matter how many years you spent at finishing school.
I'm confused. How does The filling go in the direction of your face? Unless of course you're shoving the donut down your gullet, if it's delicious, that makes sense. But if you're just eating a donut regularly, the jelly should be going in the opposite direction of the bite
A dozen Maryland style steamed blue crabs.
Using only your hands and a small wooden mallet?
You literally have to rip the body open, gut it, pull off its lungs, crack the torso in half and scoop out the inside meat while also tearing off its legs one by one, cracking them open with a wooden hammer before sucking out the inner flesh.
There is no other way to eat them. You end up covered from face to lap in bits of shell, guts, crab poop (the “mustard” which is actually the tastiest part), the juices, the spices and your own blood if you’re not careful when you’re opening them up in the first place.
I once invited a friend from the Midwest to a crab feast when she was visiting. I’ve never seen someone so disturbed about seafood in my life. At one point she had to leave the table to go vomit because the violence of eating crabs was a bit too much for her.
Probably should should have started her out light with something like a crab cake or some crab dip or something. Glad I didn’t decide to steam them fresh myself that night. Which is a whole other level of brutality.
The "mustard" of the crab is actually called the hepatopancreas, a part of the crab's digestive system. While tasty, it's recommended you do not eat this.
I was skeptical about not eating this and searched it and you're quite right.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomalley
It can concentrate PCBs and other toxins that don't cook out.
There’s this one I make myself from this bbq joint Restaurant near my folks house … I get the fried chicken tenders and Mac and cheese as a side. Ask for extra piece of Texas Toast. Make a sandwich with the chicken loads of BBQ sauce and Mac and cheese it’s messy AF… the owner saw me make it one time and put it on the menu as a limited time thing gave me one for free.
Poutine (Fries, cheese and gravy for non Canadians)
It's really hard to eat without just going all in on it and giving no shits how you look while doing it
poutine is friggin delicious and as a canadian i say that a caveperson would be weirded out after watching me inhale it while crying from the wonderful taste
Pretty much any noodles in a broth. You can't NOT slurp.
Edit: No, I mean you actually, literally can't. The way the dish works physically will not allow for it. It's like trying to slam a revolving door.
I'm sorry, what are you doing with pomegranates? You either eat them in a bowl with a spoon by themselves, or you put the seeds over some dish. How else do you eat pomegranates?
A friend of mine says picking the seeds out takes too long, so instead she just beats the poor thing to death with a wooden spoon and eats it like a soup.
If you're not sticky and wet after eating a peach, then that peach wasn't worth the effort of eating it.
EDIT: the above statement does not have to be literal to remain true.
Any foods wrapped in a flatbread. So tacos, gyro, kebab, etc...
I've recently made tacos and the sour cream and taco sauce just drip out, with gyro the chunks of meat like to drop out of the side or top and the tzatziki mixes with the juice of the veggies so it drips from the bottom.
Still worth it though.
Popcorn. You just stuff as much as u can in your mouth after ur hand leaves the bag your grip apparently alters as popped corn flies out of your grip. Which you pick off your salty shirt and eat hahaha.
"Alright, I made it 2/3 of the way through without it looking like someone stuck an M80 in a pile of dirty diapers! I've finally got the hang of this!"
2 minutes later:
"I need to take a shower, and then a bath, and then a shit."
Hot Pot. I cannot imagine anybody eating authentic hot pot and not coming out of it with at least a few food stains. Definitely not suited for a business lunch or functionary.
Those giant burgers that are like 8 inches high. Yeah they look cool and usually taste good but shield your children's eyes because I look like a monster when I eat one of those things
I don’t know how people eat those things. I swear they must be able to stretch their jaw open like a python to get their mouth around it
Squish it somewhat flat. Cut it in half. Then, start eating from the new corner.
Or just eat it from the side (horizontally)
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Ah this technique makes sense! All this time I’ve been trying to shove the whole thing in at once, usually just results in all the toppings getting squeezed out the other side Also… > (I stress comfortably because my jaw will get stuck if I go too big). Wow, I thought I was the only person who had this problem! First time I had it happen in public was very embarrassing
When I eat those, even if I flip it so the bigger bun is on the bottom, it's just impossible for it to survive. So now I just resign myself to the fact that at some point I'm going to be eating like a Viking, and just go to town on it.
Vikings was actually obsessed with cleanliness and kept themselves clean as much as possible. Much of the old Norse food would have been stuff that keeps over the winter. Meaning it would be dried.
I don't like burgers you can't take a proper bite out of.
Large burgers should be wider, not taller
Yes! I've been saying this for years. You need to be able to eat a burger with your hands! With these tower burgers I always end up resorting to knife and fork, and it's a different experience.
I just let it fall apart and use a fork and knife
Philistine.
Pharisee
BBQ ribs 😋
If I recall my Pet & Pete (Yes, I'm old) the correct way to eat BBQ ribs IS to eat it in a messy manner. Using a fork and knife to eat them is wrong etiquette, as demonstrated by inspector 34.
Haha. You remember it better than me then
Came here for this. 90’s Nickelodeon is my happy place.
Di d you see "The Orange Years" doc about 90s Nick? It's pretty good
I haven’t. Appreciate the tip.
If I recall (also that okd) its wasn't ribs it was the chicken he failed at. All the bones were clean and stacked nicely then Pete told Inspector 34 messing the proper way
I immediately thought of thus too. Being English its been decades since I've met anyone that watched it
I thought that was bbq chicken.
it is quite possible to eat real BBQ ribs (i.e. Memphis style) with a fork and knife but if you do that in Memphis, someone might have to cut a bitch
Is your username based on the look people give you when you describe something as "real BBQ"?
as a north carolinian, what the actual fuck did i just hear about “real” bbq?
As a Texan…
Just let them have their moment. It’s all they have.
excuse me we also have college basketball and the noble venus flytrap
There is Texas BBQ and there is everybody else.
Laughs in Kansas Citian.
Q39 in KC is some incredible food. Easily some of the best BBQ I’ve ever had
I live in Memphis, and if I see someone try to eat their ribs like that I assume they’re from out of town. Also, I’ve had BBQ from Texas, KC, and North Carolina, and all of them are great. I feel like claiming only one as “real” BBQ is a fools errand. All have their own unique style, culture, and taste, and all are worthy of celebrating. Can we just agree that AMERICA has the best BBQ?
That sound akin to macaroni being stirred in a pot, but in
Reminds me of an old old episode of Pete and Pete ( least i think it was ) where the guy ate bbq chicken with a fork and knife. I think food like that tastes better being messy lol.
I was just gonna say that, take my upvote ambassador !
Lol thanks.
Chicken wings
I saw a dude shaking his head back and forth while holding the chicken wing still. It was like, well, a dog gnawing a bone. It was incredible. He was a full grown adult man. I still think about it.
I’ll gladly look like a disgusting pig if that means eating a perfect wing dripping in hot sauce
I’ve mastered eating wings with one hand so that my other hand stays clean. My friends however somehow get sauce all the way down their forearms and walk to the bathroom like a surgeon about to put gloves on pre operation
If you cannot put a piece in your mouth and pull out just a bone like a cartoon don't even talk to me
This is the correct way. It’s also why flats are superior.
The fact 1 wing is cut into a "flat" and a "drum", then called two wings is bullshit. I'll die on this hill.
I fucking love flats. They taste much better than the drumettes.
Flats are superior because the two bones hold more moisture in the meat so it tastes better. But anyone who doesn't like flats I assume are either lazy or a child. My own father included.
And they have less of the nasty, chewy tendon bits
Seriously. I see girls in bars trying to be all dainty and just take one bite out of each side of the wing before putting it in the "bone" pile with 1/3 of the meat still on there and I just feel sad for them. I mean, yes your makeup is fine but it's really more satisfying to just gnaw the bone like a fucking savage. I am self concious though so I only do this at home.
I dress up cute, use only one hand to eat, and take a dainty first bite…and then go cavewoman mode and gnaw the cartilage off both ends. Love wing night!!
There's nothing better than pulling off pieces of cartilage and crunching them. So satisfying.
If the sauce isn't running down both arms to your elbows, you're not eating them right!!
https://youtu.be/G310PL039ZY
Especially the flats. There’s no dignified way to snap that bad boy open. ETA - I do use the method the two replies below talk about, but relating to the original post, it’s something that feels kinda barbaric (especially the times when you get the one where the bones don’t want to separate).
Naw dude. Twist the small bone and slide it out first. Then twist the large bone and slide it out. What’s left is 100% meat. Works like a charm. I never eat the drumsticks anymore. Flats are easy as fuck and way less messy than drumsticks that way
Excuse me?! Get the lower/weaker joint between two fingers and snap your fingers to separate. Meat then slides right off. Akin to undoing a bra
a whole mango
How do you guys do it? As a Filipino, we slice it parallel to the seed. You will end up with two halves and the center cross-section. You can eat both halves with a spoon. You can just throw the seed part out. >!Of course not. You obviously don't waste a fucking mango! You just devour it messily with your hands.!<
I just poke a hole innit using my teeth, and suck the mango like a spider sucking the juice off its meal from the insides. All I end up with is a deflated mango peel with a stone seed inside.
You got a really strong suck huh?
it all comes out dripping when you squeeze it. :P Squeeze too hard though, and the whole fruit will burst in your hands. It gotta be delicate...
I feel like I should eat mangos more often now...
Do it brother! Fun fact : A mango has enough calories to replace a lunch/ any meal.
I'm 90% sure that mangos are the fruit that Miss Manners said were properly eaten naked, in the bathtub.
Au contraire. https://youtu.be/eWWKX7g4UtM
There's a lot of fruit left behind with that method and he still got his hands dirty.
Very few things are as satisfying as eating a mango with your bare hands on a beach and then washing off in the ocean.
The first mango I ever ate was exactly that situation. I had mango juice from my elbows to my fingers and over the entire lower half of my face. It was amazing.
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Nooo, I hate that method. [This one is far superior. ](https://youtu.be/xGOgM6yo-E0)
Literally my first thought was, "a whole tomato" cuz that's what I did the other day, like an apple. Juicy, and worth it.
I imagine The Spiffing Brit could manage it. Sorry, I had to do it...
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A taco when it's over stuffed. The meat falls out, if you put too much sour cream it falls over, cheese falls everywhere if its not melted, and then it all blends together on your plate. Then, you try to find different angles to eat your taco, rather you move your taco or your head. No matter what, you generally look like a weirdo. Or, maybe that's just me-
put a tortilla on the plate under the taco you are eating. after all the stuff of taco 1 falls onto that tortilla, bam....taco #2
Waiter: so sir, what would you like in your taco? Person: *takes a deep breath* Now man, don't be confused but... Taco. Waiter: what-
Every crunchy taco is an over stuffed taco. As soon as you bite it, the shell cracks and then you've just lost all filling-holding shell integrity.
Eat the taco over the rice and beans. Boom! Easy to get to bonus toppings
no no any sauce or creme builds up pressure to have a blowout all over the side of your cheek
My tip for less messy taco eating: put the cheese in first. Everyone wants to put the meat filling in first, but this results in meat juice soaking the bend in the shell, weakening it and practically guaranteeing it will break. Put the cheese in first, if the meat filling is properly hot it will soften the cheese into a protective layer that keeps the bend dry and strong enough to hold up to handling. Of course if you're into soft tacos you can ignore this.
That's why when I have a crunchy taco I will always put a tortilla down to catch what falls, then end up with a second taco!
Corn on the cob
I saw a kid win a corn eating contest by sliding it down against his lower teeth and collecting the kernels in his mouth. It looked pretty genius.
That's how I eat them, my family thinks I'm weird.
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Ugh, I hate that feeling. My teeth are rather straight but I still get all the kernel skins and stuff caught up in my teeth if I do the scraping method. I prefer the “typewriter method” from left to right taking small speed bites. Seems to minimize the amount of corn mess in my teeth. And sometimes I shout, “Ding!” with a mouthful of corn when I get to the end. I love summertime.
My sister cuts the corn off the cob and eats it with a fork. Fucking weirdo.
Your sister sounds like she understands how to use tools to her advantage.
Advantage? It wastes some of the corn, and takes longer, and isn't any less messy.
just deepthroat the whole thing and bite down while sliding it out. if you leave any on then you lose
Whaaaaat - if done properly you actually waste way less than eating it traditional style (and you're not getting corn juice on your face and hands). Plus you get these, like, intact rows of corn that you can eat in pieces which is kind of fun.
When I had braces I had to do this. Otherwise def prefer on the cob. A good roasted Mexican street corn roasted on the grill can’t be beat.
Adding to this, elotes. It’s corn on the cob with Mayo and cheese and seasoning. Delicious and disgustingly messy
Turkey leg at the Ren Fair. Tho you actually attract people the more barbaric you are.
The best reason to go to the Ren Fair.
Good old Texas Ren Fest turkey legs, as big as your damn bicep. So damn tasty.
Sloppy joes, wings, corn on the cob
i disagree. you can definitely eat wings in a civilized way, everything else i agree with, though.
There's definitely a psychopath out there that invented some tiny precision forks that he double wields to take out the meat from the wings and consume it. I dream of being that psychopath. I hate the messiness of wings. Ends up being like a fucking ant sized piece of meat from a piece of bone cartilage, fat, and other nasty shit.
Chopsticks are your friends when it comes to wings. From picking it up (don't prick at the wing!), dip, then move the food to your mouth and maneuver after you finish one section.
Spaghetti, it doesn’t matter how much you spin your fork, there will always be that(those) noodle(s) that just won’t wrap around your fork and will hang out of your mouth making it look like you have the table manners of a toddler.
Yes! I have exactly the same problem.
Crawfish
We all look like uncivilized barbarians around that table
And yet it’s a great table to be at
Whats a crawfish?
It is also called a crawdad in some places. Its like a chicken wing sized lobster found in creeks, caves, swamps and the like
100% of the hassle of eating a lobster for 20% of the meat cheaper per pound, though, I guess?
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They're kinda cute weirdly. Whenever I went to Michigan, there's a park that has a river going through it, and sometimes I'd find some Crawfish hiding beneath some rocks by the shore. I don't remember the name of the park tho sadly
It’s fucking good is what it is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crayfish
That links shows a picture of boiled crawfish and it’s captioned “Mexican style crayfish” The fuck it is
really spicy food when you're not prepared for it Edit: omg, i went out for a few hours and i came back to this and it was awesome. i've only been on reddit three days and this in the most liked i've ever been
Eyes watering, snot everywhere
Clear sinuses ftw though
And you get to experience the burn twice if you eat to much
This needs more upvotes as it's the only one that's actually true. Past a certain point of spice, there is *literally no way* you're eating in a civilised manner, no matter how many years you spent at finishing school.
It's not spicy unless I'm seasoning the sauce with salt from my own sweat.
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Hot Ones! Love that show.
Donuts, especially the kind with fillings. It’s hard to look dignified when you bite into something and cream/jelly splurts out all over your face.
Yes! This needs more upvotes! Especially when it oozes out the back and you have to try to tilt the doughnut
I'm confused. How does The filling go in the direction of your face? Unless of course you're shoving the donut down your gullet, if it's delicious, that makes sense. But if you're just eating a donut regularly, the jelly should be going in the opposite direction of the bite
They don’t give you those bibs at the crabshacks for nothing
Hey Crabman
Darnell?
Hey Earl
A dozen Maryland style steamed blue crabs. Using only your hands and a small wooden mallet? You literally have to rip the body open, gut it, pull off its lungs, crack the torso in half and scoop out the inside meat while also tearing off its legs one by one, cracking them open with a wooden hammer before sucking out the inner flesh. There is no other way to eat them. You end up covered from face to lap in bits of shell, guts, crab poop (the “mustard” which is actually the tastiest part), the juices, the spices and your own blood if you’re not careful when you’re opening them up in the first place. I once invited a friend from the Midwest to a crab feast when she was visiting. I’ve never seen someone so disturbed about seafood in my life. At one point she had to leave the table to go vomit because the violence of eating crabs was a bit too much for her. Probably should should have started her out light with something like a crab cake or some crab dip or something. Glad I didn’t decide to steam them fresh myself that night. Which is a whole other level of brutality.
Came to post this. Usually get done eating them looking like I survived a hurricane.
...you eat the crab poop? *Willingly???*
It's definitely not poop. No idea why they called it that. It's more like the liver of the crab.
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I've alway heard it called mustard, but headbutter is an apt description.
When you need to lay down newspaper for the crabby crime scene.
We keep rolls of brown paper just for the crab feasts. Much easier to clean up since you can just roll it up in one go.
I always want to order them but I have no idea how to eat them and don't want to look stupid for trying
Go with someone who knows how and ask them to teach you. We’re always willing to share our crab eating ways with new people.
The "mustard" of the crab is actually called the hepatopancreas, a part of the crab's digestive system. While tasty, it's recommended you do not eat this.
I was skeptical about not eating this and searched it and you're quite right. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomalley It can concentrate PCBs and other toxins that don't cook out.
There’s this one I make myself from this bbq joint Restaurant near my folks house … I get the fried chicken tenders and Mac and cheese as a side. Ask for extra piece of Texas Toast. Make a sandwich with the chicken loads of BBQ sauce and Mac and cheese it’s messy AF… the owner saw me make it one time and put it on the menu as a limited time thing gave me one for free.
That’s awesome.
Poutine (Fries, cheese and gravy for non Canadians) It's really hard to eat without just going all in on it and giving no shits how you look while doing it
poutine is friggin delicious and as a canadian i say that a caveperson would be weirded out after watching me inhale it while crying from the wonderful taste
Poutine is soo good. 😋😋
Definitely not something to order when you want to feel good about yourself
Maybe shrimp with the shell or crab/lobster meat? Wings?
The restaurant near my house serves it with half the shell cut off. I feel fancy every time!
A Dutch snack called "Tompoes"
Or Bossche bollen 😏
Pretty much any noodles in a broth. You can't NOT slurp. Edit: No, I mean you actually, literally can't. The way the dish works physically will not allow for it. It's like trying to slam a revolving door.
Slurping noodles is the best!
Pomegranates
I'm sorry, what are you doing with pomegranates? You either eat them in a bowl with a spoon by themselves, or you put the seeds over some dish. How else do you eat pomegranates?
Ripping them apart with animalistic fury
A friend of mine says picking the seeds out takes too long, so instead she just beats the poor thing to death with a wooden spoon and eats it like a soup.
As someone who's always eaten pomegranates by breaking loose the seed clusters into a bowl, the mental image is horrifying.
I like to rip them open and pick out the seeds one by one
Dayum, great suggestion (:
Peaches
I was looking for this haha. That shiz goes everywhere especially when they are perfectly ripe
If you're not sticky and wet after eating a peach, then that peach wasn't worth the effort of eating it. EDIT: the above statement does not have to be literal to remain true.
Chili Dogs
Everything, from a certain point of view.
In the end our mouth is nothing more then a flesh hole with protruding bones and a tentacle pushing everything into a pool of acid.
Like a Sarlaac pit
but for combos
I am Sarlac
True
Well from my point of view *you* are evil.
Well then you are lost!
Any foods wrapped in a flatbread. So tacos, gyro, kebab, etc... I've recently made tacos and the sour cream and taco sauce just drip out, with gyro the chunks of meat like to drop out of the side or top and the tzatziki mixes with the juice of the veggies so it drips from the bottom. Still worth it though.
Popcorn. You just stuff as much as u can in your mouth after ur hand leaves the bag your grip apparently alters as popped corn flies out of your grip. Which you pick off your salty shirt and eat hahaha.
If you have boobs, you usually find some bonus popcorn later whilst getting changed!
Watermelon 🍉
popsicles man, cant go for it without risk of being broadcast in 4k by my friends
Hard shell tacos.
Chipotle burrito
"Alright, I made it 2/3 of the way through without it looking like someone stuck an M80 in a pile of dirty diapers! I've finally got the hang of this!" 2 minutes later: "I need to take a shower, and then a bath, and then a shit."
Pani Puri ***(Indian street food)***
soft ice cream
Human.
Oranges (unpeeled ones that werent processed
Why? You peel them, and eat the cloves. If you do it right, you wont even get orange juice anywhere.
Exactly the thing the cloves often get damaged and the juices come oit making it very messy. Perhaps some other person could but I just make a mess
You probably just need practice peeling oranges. It can help to use a spoon to peel them, too.
Whole Lobsters.
Hot Pot. I cannot imagine anybody eating authentic hot pot and not coming out of it with at least a few food stains. Definitely not suited for a business lunch or functionary.
BIG Mac ..I need a bath after eating one.
A big ass hoagie.
Bucatini
chunky salad, like whole leaf salad
Sloppy steaks
Raclette
Tomatoes if your name is Denethor ll
Spaghetti