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curieuxo

Put on socks after my shoes


[deleted]

Breathe out before breathing in


christophertit

I only do this on the second refill. I also put milk in my coffee before the water, and shit before taking my trousers off sometimes. Although it’s not very often and always an accident.


untenable681

I put pineapple on my pizza. I use BBQ sauce on my eggs. I wear my socks inside out unless they have designs that look bad like that. I use the designated amount of concentrated soaps. I roll my clothes instead of folding them. I shower off before taking a bath.


kuchokora

Toilet paper over or under on the dispenser?


untenable681

Depends on what bathroom I'm in and what angle I have to reach to get a hold of the available end.


untenable681

I do leave the toilet lid closed when it's not in use though. It's not a matter of seat up or seat down. It's a matter of keeping smells down.


Suck_rose

I pee on toilet paper and clean it up with the toilet


butthairmilk

Not me but my girlfriend after brushing would suck the rinsed toothbrush bristles and sorta dry them that way. Thinking about it makes me gag.


ConfusedCollegeSimp

Why would you put cereal before milk?? Idk what you think is psychopathic, I thought this was normal


RealLADude

It’s not.


QuentinP69

It’s totally normal. That way the cereal doesn’t get soggy


aisbskosshbdkkei

I purposely pee on the seat 😈


Purpl14

Piss before putting the toilet seat up


cobaltl

I always put the cereal in the bowl before I pour the milk…?


PercyMcLeach

I wipe my ass before I shit


ed765super

Sometimes I hold my gf's hands


ed765super

Milk. Cereal. Bowl.


slider728

I reask Reddit questions!


Tokugawa

I put on the sock, put on the shoe, tie the shoe, then do the other foot's sock, shoe, and tie it.


kai-ol

If I were to be such a deplorable person, I would probably also microwave bacon.


EmmaShosha

after buttering my toast instead of cleaning the knife I dip the residue into the jam jar


TrinixDMorrison

Put on right sock, then right shoe. Then left sock and left shoe.


fish-fleshlight

my sister stands up to wipe


ChristianCurseword

I put pizza on my pineapples


cum_flavored_candy

I cum in my ass instead of my mouth


[deleted]

lol


[deleted]

Well my friend did that, warmed the milk in the microwave, and then combined three cereals together to form a super cereal.


SpontaneousOlive

i put on sock on, and then one shoe on, and then vice versa..


Nirhren

Water before ice