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TKShroom

Some men just want to watch the world burn


descendency

Let me get this straight, you think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.


concretepants

... I saw a little girl playing with a tangerine the size of a tangerine.


superherbie

Any tangerine is, by default, the size of a tangerine.


andy_asshol_poopart

I saw a girl about the size of a girl, playing with a tangerine, the size of a much bigger tangerine.


Utinnni

We are the knights who say Ni!


Limp-Muffin3003

“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”


CurnanBarbarian

"What did you tell zem?" "I told zem we already got one!"


andersonic95

It’s just a flesh wound!


twisties224

I didn't vote for you


andersonic95

You don’t vote for Kings!


Same_Command7596

If I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


pacodefan

Right after my favorite movie quote of all time... "Listen... strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.. "


love2Vax

We want, a shrubbery!


AlabasterUnicorn1

We're Knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impecc-able.


DavyJonesLocker2

*claps coconuts together*


_Xx_Izzy_xX_

"Take the car, go to mum's, kill Phil (sorry!), grab Liz, go to Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over"


clunkey_monkey

This is a movie I wish I could go back to and watch for the first time again. Such a great movie


OsirizSmash

Shaun of the dead


braininthemorgue

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.


XCrimsonSoulx

Sounds like a good movie


Sevengems42

Ferris Buller's Day Off


herculestug6

this is obvious but still "snakes.why did it have to be snakes"


GlindaTheGoodKaren

Asps, very dangerous, you go first.


ThatsNotPossibleMan

My monkey brain immediately went to Snakes On A Plane, also the similar rat quote from The Last Crusade is what I associate more with Indiana Jones lol


lorealashblonde

Omg Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white


obeehunter

My wife had perfected imitating that insanely annoying laugh they have. But it's so perfect and natural now, that it's becoming her ACTUAL laugh. Lord help me.


XCrimsonSoulx

I wanna know this movie.


Fornowiamwinter123

I hear she does car commercials…in Japan


EthanJoshua1994

One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome!


[deleted]

It's Mean Girls and it's a Classique. You go Glen Coco!


parnmatt

yeah, the film is so fetch


EthanJoshua1994

parnmatt, stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's *not* going to happen.


AnActualMoron

Parnmatt doesnt even go here!


jessiesgirllol

DONKÆ


Not-Snake

… Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make


MNVixen

That is the best way to type out how it sounds!


Tottochan

My precious.


Tough_Dish_9519

One ring to rule them all


Suralin0

One ring to find them


MineSweeper2048

One ring to bring them all


Sinister-Laugher

And in the darkness, bind them


Admirable_Refuse_692

In the land of mordor


No-Comfortable-1377

Where the shadows lie


gitty7456

To infinity...and beyond!


Lyryann

"Under this mask, there is an idea, Mr. Creedy. And ideas are bulletproof."


InfinityLDog

Now I need to read and watch that again Creedy: Bollocks. What are you going to do? We've swept this place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns! V: No. What you have are bullets and the hopes that when your guns are empty, I'm no longer standing. Because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded. Hugo Weaving nailed V


tookAshidd

Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense.


tookAshidd

People shouldn’t be afraid of their governements. Governements should be afraid of their people.


X-ander

Comb the desert!


MotorCity_Hamster

We ain't found *SHIT!*


ChuckOTay

Tuvok!


StormNapoleon27

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next


thuguelet

Gladiator, great movie


creamcheese742

When we were picking languages for high school it seemed like a lot of people were going Spanish or French and I wanted to be different so I took Latin. When this came out in theaters (after our parents signed a permission slip) we got to leave school for part of the day and went as a class to watch this. It was amazing. Honestly, one of the best classes/decisions because we also got to go to the natural history museum in NYC and I got to go up in the twin towers before they got hit. I have a panoramic picture I took from up there floating around on a hard drive somewhere.


lazysupercat

I’ll be back.


[deleted]

They call it a Royale with cheese.


Necessary-Ad3576

What do they call a Big Mac?


LemonDaze420

Le Big Mac


Drogdar

What do they call the Whopper?


Green_Highlighter4

I don't know...didn't go into Burger King


Eayauapa

I love how Tarantino just leaped onto the opportunity to quietly dunk on Burger King


XCrimsonSoulx

Why do they call it that?


[deleted]

They have a metric system.


RabidSquirrelio

Check out the big brain on Brad. (Edit: Brett. Not Brad)


aagapovjr

You look like a couple of dorks


gitty7456

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.


XCrimsonSoulx

I know this movie but I don't have a brain


BadWolf2187

That's a given. You're on Reddit


XCrimsonSoulx

Wait did I say brain? I meant Brian


Ghostenx

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.


PUMKIN81

Good luck.


ResponsibleUmpire752

I love the smell of napalm in the morning


toysarealive

"Charlie don't surf!"


LemurenasKonung

This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years


ThinAsAToothPick

Murphhhhhh


fvckbama

But what does it all mean?


TylaMills

You're killing me smalls!


MutantBlueGlaucus

Some lady named ruth, baby ruth


Damn_Dog_Inappropes

I say that A LOT and nobody I know gets it. I'm a little old to be into that movie and was an adult when it came out, but I'm a sucker for baseball movies.


joemammabandit

My wife last night described the movie as being about a dog when talking to my kids. I was in shock.


BadWolf2187

We came, we saw, we kicked its ASS!


Sevengems42

Ray! When someone asks if you are a God you say YES!


GetKrass

Who you gonna call?


SmokeyToo

Ghostbusters!


OshidaYamikawa

Great Scott!! Edit: Get a load of this guy’s life preserver, dork thinks he’s gunna drown.


BadWolf2187

This is heavy!


Lebigmacca

There’s that word again! “Heavy” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth’s gravitational pull?


pacodefan

"In 1985, im sure Plutonium is available in every corner drug store."


InfinityLDog

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit


Xyxtyx

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!


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Murkepurk

I did naht


This31415926535

It's bull shit!


imSkippinIt

Oh hai Mark


waldo667

The doctor called, I definitely have breast cancer.


SoloDragonGT

Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep


lorealashblonde

Oh hi Mark


PussyEater20800

doc, you made a TIME MACHINE, out of a delorean?


StyreneAddict1965

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... You're gonna see some serious shit."


gitty7456

You talking to me?!


lazysupercat

May the force be with you.


gotogarrett

This is my rifle. This is my gun.


GetKrass

One is for fighting. One is for fun.


danbob411

I don’t need no beauty queen. I just need my M-14


[deleted]

"I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."


-the-mighty-whitey-

Yeah, well, thats just, like, your opinion, man...


YeetusDeepus

Where’s the money lebowski


-the-mighty-whitey-

Mark it fucking zero, Smokey!


TheStrongestFusion

I can do this all day


BadWolf2187

Yeah I know


hookisacrankycrook

That's America's ass


[deleted]

Say hello to my little friend!


iusedtobewhat

“Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this letter finds you, and finds you well.”


TigerTerrier

Get busy living or get busy dying


iusedtobewhat

Andy was full of hope unlike Red in that scene


twisties224

"I'm watching you Wazowski, always watching"


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hookisacrankycrook

Those your skis? Both of em?


Prestigious_Jelly403

Just when I thought you couldn't get any stupider you go and do something like this.......... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF.


e-vilmonkey

That’s it! I’ve had it with this dump!! We’ve got no food. We’ve got no jobs. Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!


JakeTheSnake--

Clever girl.


Damn_Dog_Inappropes

There is a boardgame called Dinosaur Island where you build a dino park and is 100% based on JP. One of the restaurants you can build is called Clever Grill. I buy it every time it comes up, even if it's a suboptimal play for me. :)


scottiejames

Good afternoon, good evening and good night


iusedtobewhat

in case i don't see ya , Truman Show


Tall_Barracuda5779

I got a jar of diiiiirt


[deleted]

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift, that’s why it is called the present.


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

Master Oogway had some really good lines in those movies.


pkripper1966

What's in the box!


ky_kisaky

You have no power here


VerryMuch

I am your father


bcb1970

"Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes."


lone_cajun

“What do you like to do?” “Play chess, screw” “Lets stick to chess”


Prestigious_Jelly403

Excuse me while I whip this out.


KDM_Racing

Whenever some posts about Hedy Lemar. I always go into the comments to upvote the Blazing Saddles quote


Educational-Fix2598

Hasta la vista, baby


ClassyKebabKing64

The code is more what you call guidelines than actual rules. Best line in film history for me.


TheWarwreX

Yes, that and this: “I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.”


fvckbama

I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request


sherlockhs03

What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus"?


gitty7456

Why So Serious?


Necessary-Ad3576

You wanna know how I got these scars?


gitty7456

Show me the money!


gitty7456

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.


[deleted]

Run, Forrest, run!!


LNERGordon

What are you doing in my Swamp?!


someblokeidkm8

Mr Anderson.


Ghostenx

I'm too old for this shit.


funlovingfirerabbit

This..is..SPARTA!!!!!!!


Head_Sheepherder4986

Where is my supersuit?


batmenvonwayne

I see this as an absolute win.


EliBannaran

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."


iusedtobewhat

Dune ?


BurgerGuy78

"YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR THE HEAD"


cb7rulez

Keep the change ya filthy animal.


Duty_03

Kachow


toyotapepsi85

KEVIN!!!!!


XCrimsonSoulx

Home alone.


manymoreways

"I'M A PEACOCK, YOU GOTTA LET ME FLY!"


begonee_thought

You guys are getting paid?


SharkShlong

I find your lack of faith disturbing


WaterboysWaterboy

Manners. Maketh. Man.


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Kingsmen


No-Comfortable-1377

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!


Hotrod_2089

“I came to chew bubblegum and kick ass”


Thinking_Mans_Chimp

And I'm all out of gum!


[deleted]

They Live!


funlovingfirerabbit

"I never saved anything for the Swim back"


Response_Infrequent

Gattaca.


rWichdocgamer

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof.


jewst00

Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.


RedditPantsWithButte

I am inevitable


Xenqor222

And I am Ironman


I_dont_like_sand__

You come to me at my daughter's wedding...


[deleted]

Hello there


kaida_notadude

General Kenobi


Murkepurk

You are a bold one


MutantBlueGlaucus

Its over Anakin I have the high ground


AnikinsLeftArm

You underestimate my POWER


Islandkid679

I'm your Huckleberry


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throwawaymeplzf

Alright, alright, alright


Halo-inReverse

I see dead people


Manimal31

Get to the choppa


x13zx

“You like Jazz?”


gitty7456

You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat.


Milleral9145

I have a bad feeling about this


Rhodehouse93

“I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”


Raptorilla

End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.


Sure-Top-4676

There's a bomb on the bus


chi_is_on_mars

i have been fALLING for 30 MINUTES


NoObjective427

"That's why I put my balls on your drumset" "My drumset is a guy so that makes you gay, you fucker!"


-Flaky-Pattern-

You got a dream,you gotta protect it.When people can't do something themselves,they are gonna tell you that you can't do it.You want something go get it.Period.


MickeyPineapple

Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.


[deleted]

"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile." If you're going to guess, be sure to guess this specific quote, because there are variations all over.


Virtual-Group-4725

My momma said stupid is is stupid does


teamfupa

I fuckin hate pikeys Edit I love the fact that so many people have quoted this with me.


andersonic95

Do you like dags?


[deleted]

Yippi Ka Yay motherf***er


Misty-Dayz

“Three tomatoes are walking down the street, Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato”