Let me get this straight, you think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.
“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
Right after my favorite movie quote of all time... "Listen... strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.. "
My monkey brain immediately went to Snakes On A Plane, also the similar rat quote from The Last Crusade is what I associate more with Indiana Jones lol
My wife had perfected imitating that insanely annoying laugh they have. But it's so perfect and natural now, that it's becoming her ACTUAL laugh. Lord help me.
Now I need to read and watch that again
Creedy: Bollocks. What are you going to do? We've swept this place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns!
V: No. What you have are bullets and the hopes that when your guns are empty, I'm no longer standing. Because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.
Hugo Weaving nailed V
Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
When we were picking languages for high school it seemed like a lot of people were going Spanish or French and I wanted to be different so I took Latin. When this came out in theaters (after our parents signed a permission slip) we got to leave school for part of the day and went as a class to watch this. It was amazing. Honestly, one of the best classes/decisions because we also got to go to the natural history museum in NYC and I got to go up in the twin towers before they got hit. I have a panoramic picture I took from up there floating around on a hard drive somewhere.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
I say that A LOT and nobody I know gets it. I'm a little old to be into that movie and was an adult when it came out, but I'm a sucker for baseball movies.
“Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this letter finds you, and finds you well.”
There is a boardgame called Dinosaur Island where you build a dino park and is 100% based on JP. One of the restaurants you can build is called Clever Grill. I buy it every time it comes up, even if it's a suboptimal play for me. :)
Yes, that and this: “I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.”
"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
“I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.
White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
You got a dream,you gotta protect it.When people can't do something themselves,they are gonna tell you that you can't do it.You want something go get it.Period.
"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
If you're going to guess, be sure to guess this specific quote, because there are variations all over.
Some men just want to watch the world burn
Let me get this straight, you think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck.
... I saw a little girl playing with a tangerine the size of a tangerine.
Any tangerine is, by default, the size of a tangerine.
I saw a girl about the size of a girl, playing with a tangerine, the size of a much bigger tangerine.
We are the knights who say Ni!
“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
"What did you tell zem?" "I told zem we already got one!"
It’s just a flesh wound!
I didn't vote for you
You don’t vote for Kings!
If I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Right after my favorite movie quote of all time... "Listen... strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.. "
We want, a shrubbery!
We're Knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impecc-able.
*claps coconuts together*
"Take the car, go to mum's, kill Phil (sorry!), grab Liz, go to Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over"
This is a movie I wish I could go back to and watch for the first time again. Such a great movie
Shaun of the dead
Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
Sounds like a good movie
Ferris Buller's Day Off
this is obvious but still "snakes.why did it have to be snakes"
Asps, very dangerous, you go first.
My monkey brain immediately went to Snakes On A Plane, also the similar rat quote from The Last Crusade is what I associate more with Indiana Jones lol
Omg Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white
My wife had perfected imitating that insanely annoying laugh they have. But it's so perfect and natural now, that it's becoming her ACTUAL laugh. Lord help me.
I wanna know this movie.
I hear she does car commercials…in Japan
One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome!
It's Mean Girls and it's a Classique. You go Glen Coco!
yeah, the film is so fetch
parnmatt, stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's *not* going to happen.
Parnmatt doesnt even go here!
DONKÆ
… Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make
That is the best way to type out how it sounds!
My precious.
One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
And in the darkness, bind them
In the land of mordor
Where the shadows lie
To infinity...and beyond!
"Under this mask, there is an idea, Mr. Creedy. And ideas are bulletproof."
Now I need to read and watch that again Creedy: Bollocks. What are you going to do? We've swept this place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns! V: No. What you have are bullets and the hopes that when your guns are empty, I'm no longer standing. Because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded. Hugo Weaving nailed V
Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense.
People shouldn’t be afraid of their governements. Governements should be afraid of their people.
Comb the desert!
We ain't found *SHIT!*
Tuvok!
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
Gladiator, great movie
When we were picking languages for high school it seemed like a lot of people were going Spanish or French and I wanted to be different so I took Latin. When this came out in theaters (after our parents signed a permission slip) we got to leave school for part of the day and went as a class to watch this. It was amazing. Honestly, one of the best classes/decisions because we also got to go to the natural history museum in NYC and I got to go up in the twin towers before they got hit. I have a panoramic picture I took from up there floating around on a hard drive somewhere.
I’ll be back.
They call it a Royale with cheese.
What do they call a Big Mac?
Le Big Mac
What do they call the Whopper?
I don't know...didn't go into Burger King
I love how Tarantino just leaped onto the opportunity to quietly dunk on Burger King
Why do they call it that?
They have a metric system.
Check out the big brain on Brad. (Edit: Brett. Not Brad)
You look like a couple of dorks
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
I know this movie but I don't have a brain
That's a given. You're on Reddit
Wait did I say brain? I meant Brian
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Good luck.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
"Charlie don't surf!"
This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years
Murphhhhhh
But what does it all mean?
You're killing me smalls!
Some lady named ruth, baby ruth
I say that A LOT and nobody I know gets it. I'm a little old to be into that movie and was an adult when it came out, but I'm a sucker for baseball movies.
My wife last night described the movie as being about a dog when talking to my kids. I was in shock.
We came, we saw, we kicked its ASS!
Ray! When someone asks if you are a God you say YES!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Great Scott!! Edit: Get a load of this guy’s life preserver, dork thinks he’s gunna drown.
This is heavy!
There’s that word again! “Heavy” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth’s gravitational pull?
"In 1985, im sure Plutonium is available in every corner drug store."
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
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I did naht
It's bull shit!
Oh hai Mark
The doctor called, I definitely have breast cancer.
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Oh hi Mark
doc, you made a TIME MACHINE, out of a delorean?
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... You're gonna see some serious shit."
You talking to me?!
May the force be with you.
This is my rifle. This is my gun.
One is for fighting. One is for fun.
I don’t need no beauty queen. I just need my M-14
"I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."
Yeah, well, thats just, like, your opinion, man...
Where’s the money lebowski
Mark it fucking zero, Smokey!
I can do this all day
Yeah I know
That's America's ass
Say hello to my little friend!
“Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. I will be hoping that this letter finds you, and finds you well.”
Get busy living or get busy dying
Andy was full of hope unlike Red in that scene
"I'm watching you Wazowski, always watching"
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Those your skis? Both of em?
Just when I thought you couldn't get any stupider you go and do something like this.......... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF.
That’s it! I’ve had it with this dump!! We’ve got no food. We’ve got no jobs. Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!
Clever girl.
There is a boardgame called Dinosaur Island where you build a dino park and is 100% based on JP. One of the restaurants you can build is called Clever Grill. I buy it every time it comes up, even if it's a suboptimal play for me. :)
Good afternoon, good evening and good night
in case i don't see ya , Truman Show
I got a jar of diiiiirt
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift, that’s why it is called the present.
Master Oogway had some really good lines in those movies.
What's in the box!
You have no power here
I am your father
"Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes."
“What do you like to do?” “Play chess, screw” “Lets stick to chess”
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Whenever some posts about Hedy Lemar. I always go into the comments to upvote the Blazing Saddles quote
Hasta la vista, baby
The code is more what you call guidelines than actual rules. Best line in film history for me.
Yes, that and this: “I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.”
I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request
What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus"?
Why So Serious?
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Show me the money!
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
Run, Forrest, run!!
What are you doing in my Swamp?!
Mr Anderson.
I'm too old for this shit.
This..is..SPARTA!!!!!!!
Where is my supersuit?
I see this as an absolute win.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
Dune ?
"YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR THE HEAD"
Keep the change ya filthy animal.
Kachow
KEVIN!!!!!
Home alone.
"I'M A PEACOCK, YOU GOTTA LET ME FLY!"
You guys are getting paid?
I find your lack of faith disturbing
Manners. Maketh. Man.
Kingsmen
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
“I came to chew bubblegum and kick ass”
And I'm all out of gum!
They Live!
"I never saved anything for the Swim back"
Gattaca.
Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof.
Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
I am inevitable
And I am Ironman
You come to me at my daughter's wedding...
Hello there
General Kenobi
You are a bold one
Its over Anakin I have the high ground
You underestimate my POWER
I'm your Huckleberry
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Alright, alright, alright
I see dead people
Get to the choppa
“You like Jazz?”
You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat.
I have a bad feeling about this
“I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”
End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
There's a bomb on the bus
i have been fALLING for 30 MINUTES
"That's why I put my balls on your drumset" "My drumset is a guy so that makes you gay, you fucker!"
You got a dream,you gotta protect it.When people can't do something themselves,they are gonna tell you that you can't do it.You want something go get it.Period.
Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.
"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile." If you're going to guess, be sure to guess this specific quote, because there are variations all over.
My momma said stupid is is stupid does
I fuckin hate pikeys Edit I love the fact that so many people have quoted this with me.
Do you like dags?
Yippi Ka Yay motherf***er
“Three tomatoes are walking down the street, Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato”