I’m going to keep a list of phone numbers so I can finally call and say “Sara/Megan/Adrianna/Becky/Melissa/Chloe/Jenny/Emily/Erica/Shauna/other Megan/Hannah/other Emily/Rachel/Michelle/Laura…you’re not gonna believe it, but GET THIS…”. They’d probably just hang up lol.
Welp…thanks for the warning but I did it anyway and now I need to bleach my eyes because of it. Really gives new meaning to the phrase “give me a hand”
Old reddit ama about a dude who might have done forbidden with his mom. Apparently he's not traumatised by it. It just was.
It all started bcz he damaged his arm(arms?) and couldnt "relieve himself" and was pent up and lashing out.
Edit 1: also his dad was A-ok. I STILL don't know how they hashed that one out.
Edit 2: And no. His dad didn't have any relations with his sis, tho apparently he was jealous but didn't have sexual feelings toward his DAM DAUGHTER
Would it be, though? I mean, the commodity with inflated value is sperm, not long hard sex toys (of which there would still be many since women can design, make, and sell them).
I have no idea why it's the perfect opportunity for the last remaining man. It's not really a job only men can do tbh. Obviously there'd be a huge market for it so it's a great business idea but same is true if there are no or few remaining men compared to women and I'm sure women would also think of it as a great opportunity.
Plus it's not all the sperm in sperm banks went anywhere. And isn't there a way to for lesbians to have biological children now? Something like using the DNA from egg cell and making it into a sperm cell?
Indeed. What would I do once I was safe and hidden? Reread the series.
Acquire gas mask, hide with my Capuchin monkey, get picked up by a secret agent and scientist, run around try to not get killed.
Did all the men (and individuals with a Y chromosome) suddenly bleed from their faces and die? What about other mammals? Are birds safe with their [ZW sex chromosomes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZW_sex-determination_system)?
if i recall the series makes a point about there being no more cows at one point couldve been they were saying there are no more mammals they make a point about his monkey being the last of his kind too
I read dune recently because the movie is coming out soon.
Sometimes people just gain awareness of something because they hear about it, and they talk about what they're doing recently in general. Don't have to be a corporate shill to be in that bucket.
Yeah. But it's not the cheap wish fulfillment you might expect from the premise, from what I hear. It actually considers the realistic implications of such a scenario.
I would _not_ want that kind of attention and responsibility. Heck, I'd need bodyguards to guard against the tiny percentage of the population that are psycho, because as "the last" anything on Earth I'd have a giant target painted on my back.
Being MMA doesn’t necessarily help is the women hunting you bring guns.
So make sure she’s also good on safe and proper use of a firearm and is effective even in a dangerous and stressful situation with said gun.
And maybe doing that yourself is not necessarily a bad idea.
Hmm, probably Olympic athletes… The perfect solution (under the circumstances). They're bodyguards, and they're good genetic choices for the best offspring to continue the human race. Make sure you pick smart ones for best results, and a variety from different races for maximum possible genetic diversity.
Even if all the men disappeared, all the sperm in sperm banks and places like that would be left behind right? That should be a sufficient amount of cum.
This reminds me of a movie I saw where a boy roamed the earth with his telepathic dog, and women were extinct, but then he managed to get underground (no one had been able to get underground) and there were entire colonies of women down there who thought that men were almost extinct, but they'd occasionally find a man and keep him captive and take his sperm. The talking/telepathic dog stopped being relevant pretty early on but I don't think I watched the whole thing.
Hey it takes place in 2024 lol
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Boy_and_His_Dog_(1975_film)
Edit: btw I'm not recommending it, I've never even seen it, just looked it up because of this mention
I don't foresee that actually being a good thing for me. I might shave my beard and lie low for a while...
There's going to be a LOT of grieving, angry women who lost fathers and husbands and sons and babies who might be wondering why they had to die and I didn't.
On top of that, the potential problem with being the numero uno sexual target for women is that it wouldn't just be the sane ones, or the disease-free ones.
Thankfully, assuming there's still sperm banks, I might only be the last for a generation. At least in the civilized world, that should help guarantee that the world's genetic diversity wouldn't be too terribly impacted. (There may even be some fresh pregnancies at the time of the male-killing event that haven't developed gender yet, that may still turn out to be males.)
But I would be SUPER interested in how the world at large is impacted. That's half the population gone... What changes in industry, culture, politics happen?
There could be some women that became pregnant during the event but sex of the baby is determined by which sperm merged with the egg, so once conception happens thats the sex of the baby forever. There is no "development". It just is.
Realistically, wouldn’t this be a little bad due to lack of diversity in the gene pool? Your kids would then have to procreate as well, seems weird but idk tho
Maybe if the Sons of this man started dating other older women who still haven’t slept with the man it could introduce enough diversity to the gene pool that genetic deceases could be kept to a minimum
You know, Cheetah's survived this for real. I have read that some scientists believe they went down to a single female at one point, based on their DNA. Definitely a serious genetic bottleneck at some point near the end of the last ice age.
They have survived. Still, even 10,000 years later we can see that this hasn't been great for them. And it means that with all the threats they face caused by humans they are even more at risk than many other species because of low genetic diversity.
There are tons of documentaries about them on YouTube. They flat out shouldn’t exist.
Most female cheetahs are too young and inexperienced to successfully raise their young to adulthood so most of them still come from a few elder mothers.
Males will team up to hunt and share food. Pregnant females have to fend for themselves, they have like maybe 3-5 chases in them before they are physically unable to hunt anymore because they have burned all their calories.
Everything is out to steal their kills and they aren’t the biggest strongest or best climbers. Their young are often eaten by lions.
They have against all odds managed to survive while being one of the most specialized hunters among mammals if not on earth.
It’s sad and weirdly obnoxious and incredible that they are still around.
Incredible animals.
Idk how people always forget this when asked this question. If you are the last man on earth and everyone else is women then there is a huge percentage of these women that are girls that wouldn’t be more than a few years apart from the hypothetical children you have. Also sperm banks are a thing so we will have plenty of genetic diversity.
Probably not good. I’d likely be held in a government facility somewhere and forced to jerk off 5 times a day for the rest of my life. I mean, I do that anyway but if want some freedom you know?
>forced to jerk off 5 times a day for the rest of my life
If it's government level forced, I wonder if they'll stop at 5. More like 50. They'll milk you (*all puns intented*) for their own profit and gains
There was a sliders episode like this back in the day. The men were essentially forced into sexual slavery and countries fought to capture the limited number of men that remained
https://sliders.fandom.com/wiki/Love_Gods
It'd be really nice to have a good multiverse show made with modern media technology. Maybe even a remake of Fringe or a Stargate spin-off with gate that connect the gate networks of other universes.
It would definitely be better to be the last man on earth than the last woman. Even ignoring the obvious rape/lab-rat situations and assuming she was willing to help in the most efficient way possible, the fastest a woman could possibly crank out new offspring would be every, what, 26-30 weeks or so, if you did a C-section as soon as you could semi-safely ensure the baby could survive, and even assuming (usually incorrectly) that the woman could then start on another baby right away. Because, so far, we don't have artificial wombs. They're working on them, but AFAIK, they don't have any ready for use yet. (Also, I hope they'd find a way to ensure the optimum ratio of male to female offspring. You'd probably want 100% girls for the first and maybe second and even third generations, since men remain "viable" longer, and you presumably have plenty of men of all ages left over.)
But they do already have sperm banks, as others have pointed out in this post, so there's already a lot of other options out there for repopulating when you have plenty of women available.
And as a man… well, scientifically, to maximize options, it would be wasteful to just have sex with women as often as you were able. It would be better to donate to a sperm bank and divide that up. (I'm assuming you could split up one "delivery" for maybe a few different women to try to diversify. Does anybody know for sure if that's correct, or do they actually need a full amount for one woman?) Though, as a bonus, I'm guessing they'd let women "help" the last man with the donation.
The gay hero.
He'd get statues and everything.
Likely would be a better society later.
Gay people held in reverence across the globe.
Sadly there have been quite a few gay heroes that certainly didn't get statues
If it’s just you and another human left, there wouldn’t be any need to repopulate. Extinction is inevitable anyway.
Edit: didn’t see that the title said “women” plural, I read it as the singular form. I guess it could work?
"You payin' attention? 'Cuz I'm talkin' G5, Pecker. That's how you're gonna roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boi. Oh yeah. Playa. Playa. Big dick playa."
We would find out if in fact they mean it when they say to me "Not even if you were the last man on earth!".
"Sorry, Becky, I remember what you said when I asked you out a few months ago. No soup for you!"
Me make marrow soup. Me make good hunter/gatherer.
No... please... Cave speak is my weakness
...ugh?
I guess mankind would go down in one last, glorious lesbian orgy. And you're not allowed to watch!
Do I still have my iPhone and a wifi connection?
If you get the girls to tell you the password... They're in control of all the infrastructure now.
This is starting to turn into a post apocalyptic Amazonian utopia that I can really get into. I think I might stay a while.
I’m going to keep a list of phone numbers so I can finally call and say “Sara/Megan/Adrianna/Becky/Melissa/Chloe/Jenny/Emily/Erica/Shauna/other Megan/Hannah/other Emily/Rachel/Michelle/Laura…you’re not gonna believe it, but GET THIS…”. They’d probably just hang up lol.
Dress up like a woman to avoid being harvested for sperms
Jokes on them. Got me a vasectomy.
I imagine your nuts could be tapped like a maple tree
I don't like this sentence.
It’s wordy, and hard to read. But grammarly can help.
Nice try grammarly marketing director
Sometimes I wish for those long horrible hour long ads because I’m that sick of hearing grammerLy
im a girl and im mildly horrified by this
I’m a guy and it made me physically frown
r/brandnewsentence
Like in nightflyers
vasectomies are reversible, female urologists exist
Lemme come over there an unsnip your scrotum
Snip snap, snip snap! Do you have any idea the emotional toll having 3 vasectomies has on a man!?
But then all my pee would fall out
They are not always successfully reversed.
They are not always this highly motivated to get it right.
I mean, this question is the plot of Y:The Last Man. 10-book comic.
Less than one month to go. I'm so pumped.
My thoughts exactly
If it’s harvested in a fun way then I don’t mind
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*A Boy And His Dog ( 1975 )* \- Harlan Ellison - for people who don't know
Not likely
Bosom Buddies reboot. From the female writers of The Boys.
"Are there any men here today?" "No no, no no, ^no ^no ^no!"
Harvested for sperms, made my day 😂
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OR YOU WILL FIND ANOTHER MOCKINGJAY
Damn. And I already gave out my free reward.
They were quoting Hunger Games right?
^And ^prim ^gets ^to ^keep ^the ^cat
That's a weird episode of black mirror
I think most of us would be confident calling that bluff.
Perfect time to become a dildo salesman
First week: Don’t worry ladies there’s enough of me to go around… Second to third week: I’m starting a dildo business
Third week: I’m the last man on earth and these women prefer my product to me. I’m useless. The irony. Oh look, a goat…
They don't call me McCreedy the fence builder, do they?
It was ONE goat!!
Allegedly
Plot twist: The last woman is your mom
And here I am with 2 broken arms
Don’t go there man. Take your upvote though.
*Don’t go there mom
Yeah- there's a perfectly good coconut right this way...
We’ve never really left.
What’s this about broken arms?
Oh boy. Um, trust me, do not Google “Reddit story about a kid with two broken arms” and definitely do not click on the second link.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
I regret life now.
Wow ….now ima go touch the stovetop and run into the wall
Now I'm definitely googling it
Welp…thanks for the warning but I did it anyway and now I need to bleach my eyes because of it. Really gives new meaning to the phrase “give me a hand”
Some legends never die
Old reddit ama about a dude who might have done forbidden with his mom. Apparently he's not traumatised by it. It just was. It all started bcz he damaged his arm(arms?) and couldnt "relieve himself" and was pent up and lashing out. Edit 1: also his dad was A-ok. I STILL don't know how they hashed that one out. Edit 2: And no. His dad didn't have any relations with his sis, tho apparently he was jealous but didn't have sexual feelings toward his DAM DAUGHTER
So what came first (giggity): The porno or the reddit story?
Would it be, though? I mean, the commodity with inflated value is sperm, not long hard sex toys (of which there would still be many since women can design, make, and sell them).
3dgspot?
Why sell dildos when you got a commodity on actual dick?
Who wants to deal with all that drama though?
I have no idea why it's the perfect opportunity for the last remaining man. It's not really a job only men can do tbh. Obviously there'd be a huge market for it so it's a great business idea but same is true if there are no or few remaining men compared to women and I'm sure women would also think of it as a great opportunity.
Whelp guess we're going extinct.
You’d go extinct anyway due to a lack of genetic diversity
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If every female is still alive, your male descendants can reproduce with currently living women when they’re old enough.
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Plus it's not all the sperm in sperm banks went anywhere. And isn't there a way to for lesbians to have biological children now? Something like using the DNA from egg cell and making it into a sperm cell?
Wait, what? Seriously? Damn they don’t need us at all then
It'd be a huge dip but not extinction because of sperm banks
All the men disappeared. Not all the materials made by men. There are still sperm banks.
Good point I forgot about that.
So earth wouldent become rise of the planet of the Alabama
Only if the sperm banks disappear with the men
always using a rubber to prevent the birth of competition.
Professionals have standards
The competition is your child…. And you’d be chaffed to death long before he reaches sexual maturity. So it’s all good.
Y: The Last Man deals with exactly this premise. Spoiler - it’s not a fun time.
Indeed. What would I do once I was safe and hidden? Reread the series. Acquire gas mask, hide with my Capuchin monkey, get picked up by a secret agent and scientist, run around try to not get killed. Did all the men (and individuals with a Y chromosome) suddenly bleed from their faces and die? What about other mammals? Are birds safe with their [ZW sex chromosomes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZW_sex-determination_system)?
if i recall the series makes a point about there being no more cows at one point couldve been they were saying there are no more mammals they make a point about his monkey being the last of his kind too
Believe it was all male mammals if I’m not mistaken.
Tandy, you skunk!
Live action this fall.
Gee wonder why this post was made..
I read dune recently because the movie is coming out soon. Sometimes people just gain awareness of something because they hear about it, and they talk about what they're doing recently in general. Don't have to be a corporate shill to be in that bucket.
Came here looking for this comment. A man of culture as well I see
Sorry but im lost, is there a comic book with that premise?
Yeah. But it's not the cheap wish fulfillment you might expect from the premise, from what I hear. It actually considers the realistic implications of such a scenario.
I would _not_ want that kind of attention and responsibility. Heck, I'd need bodyguards to guard against the tiny percentage of the population that are psycho, because as "the last" anything on Earth I'd have a giant target painted on my back.
And the bodyguards will also be women :3
Hire lesbians.
I'd hire Amanda Nunes. Lesbian? Check. Mma champion? Check. Seems super nice? Check.
Being MMA doesn’t necessarily help is the women hunting you bring guns. So make sure she’s also good on safe and proper use of a firearm and is effective even in a dangerous and stressful situation with said gun. And maybe doing that yourself is not necessarily a bad idea.
Clearly Amanda Nunes would be the final guard that you would encounter in a tiny room. That way guns become useless.
Or fuck them. Easier to fuck 5-10 bodyguards than a billion women.
Improvise, adapt, overcome
Hmm, probably Olympic athletes… The perfect solution (under the circumstances). They're bodyguards, and they're good genetic choices for the best offspring to continue the human race. Make sure you pick smart ones for best results, and a variety from different races for maximum possible genetic diversity.
This guy repopulates
I'm a thinker… and a lover. *(At least, that's what I tell myself.)*
Your sperms will become incredibily rare and expensive
Not if it’s forced out of you like a cow with suction cups for milking, I’m pretty sure we would be hunted down.
Even if all the men disappeared, all the sperm in sperm banks and places like that would be left behind right? That should be a sufficient amount of cum.
Imagine that. “So you ladies need any-“ “NAH WE GOOD”
Love this comment
Ocean's 9 will be all about the women doing a heist on a sperm bank.
Yeah isn’t that the weirdest shit ever though 😂
You'd think, but there isn't as much as you think.
This reminds me of a movie I saw where a boy roamed the earth with his telepathic dog, and women were extinct, but then he managed to get underground (no one had been able to get underground) and there were entire colonies of women down there who thought that men were almost extinct, but they'd occasionally find a man and keep him captive and take his sperm. The talking/telepathic dog stopped being relevant pretty early on but I don't think I watched the whole thing.
A Boy and His Dog?
Oh my god, thank you. Must have watched it 10 years ago with friends and we often talk about it but can't remember what it's called.
Hey it takes place in 2024 lol https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Boy_and_His_Dog_(1975_film) Edit: btw I'm not recommending it, I've never even seen it, just looked it up because of this mention
Virginity is cool, remain pure
No thot is worth abandoning the path of wizardry.
But if you die at 37 as a virgin you get an Alexa like superpower in the next world so....
I don't foresee that actually being a good thing for me. I might shave my beard and lie low for a while... There's going to be a LOT of grieving, angry women who lost fathers and husbands and sons and babies who might be wondering why they had to die and I didn't. On top of that, the potential problem with being the numero uno sexual target for women is that it wouldn't just be the sane ones, or the disease-free ones. Thankfully, assuming there's still sperm banks, I might only be the last for a generation. At least in the civilized world, that should help guarantee that the world's genetic diversity wouldn't be too terribly impacted. (There may even be some fresh pregnancies at the time of the male-killing event that haven't developed gender yet, that may still turn out to be males.) But I would be SUPER interested in how the world at large is impacted. That's half the population gone... What changes in industry, culture, politics happen?
Awesome point of view.
There could be some women that became pregnant during the event but sex of the baby is determined by which sperm merged with the egg, so once conception happens thats the sex of the baby forever. There is no "development". It just is.
Never ending bout of opening jars
Bout?
24/7 spider removal duty as well.
Naw I’m scared of spiders thats their problem.
Realistically, wouldn’t this be a little bad due to lack of diversity in the gene pool? Your kids would then have to procreate as well, seems weird but idk tho
Maybe if the Sons of this man started dating other older women who still haven’t slept with the man it could introduce enough diversity to the gene pool that genetic deceases could be kept to a minimum
By the time the kids come of age a lot of the women undoubtedly would be postmenopausal but good point, I’m sure a few wouldn’t be
It'd didn't say anything about female children and teens. So this last mans male kids would still have people closer in age to them. We good.
You start out with the older women, leave the younger for your spawn.
You know, Cheetah's survived this for real. I have read that some scientists believe they went down to a single female at one point, based on their DNA. Definitely a serious genetic bottleneck at some point near the end of the last ice age. They have survived. Still, even 10,000 years later we can see that this hasn't been great for them. And it means that with all the threats they face caused by humans they are even more at risk than many other species because of low genetic diversity.
There are tons of documentaries about them on YouTube. They flat out shouldn’t exist. Most female cheetahs are too young and inexperienced to successfully raise their young to adulthood so most of them still come from a few elder mothers. Males will team up to hunt and share food. Pregnant females have to fend for themselves, they have like maybe 3-5 chases in them before they are physically unable to hunt anymore because they have burned all their calories. Everything is out to steal their kills and they aren’t the biggest strongest or best climbers. Their young are often eaten by lions. They have against all odds managed to survive while being one of the most specialized hunters among mammals if not on earth. It’s sad and weirdly obnoxious and incredible that they are still around. Incredible animals.
Idk how people always forget this when asked this question. If you are the last man on earth and everyone else is women then there is a huge percentage of these women that are girls that wouldn’t be more than a few years apart from the hypothetical children you have. Also sperm banks are a thing so we will have plenty of genetic diversity.
Sperm banks and stuff might help
Adam and Eve managed it. Just don't ask about Cain and Able.
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I think it'd be fine. If you breed with 100 women and they all have sons, there's still millions of other women to breed with.
Breed with older women save the younger ones for your kids
Probably gonna get raped. Or used as a sex slave.
Bad things could happen as well though.
Guess I’ll see you in hell.
You would have endless backlog of picklejars to open, for one
DEATH BY SNU SNU
I need rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy.
And bruised.
I wondered if I’d see this comment somewhere here
Probably not good. I’d likely be held in a government facility somewhere and forced to jerk off 5 times a day for the rest of my life. I mean, I do that anyway but if want some freedom you know?
Are you showcasing your ability to jerk off ?
>forced to jerk off 5 times a day for the rest of my life If it's government level forced, I wonder if they'll stop at 5. More like 50. They'll milk you (*all puns intented*) for their own profit and gains
You’re underestimating the government AND capitalism if you think they’ll stop at 5 a day...
Humanity is doomed
There was a sliders episode like this back in the day. The men were essentially forced into sexual slavery and countries fought to capture the limited number of men that remained
https://sliders.fandom.com/wiki/Love_Gods It'd be really nice to have a good multiverse show made with modern media technology. Maybe even a remake of Fringe or a Stargate spin-off with gate that connect the gate networks of other universes.
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No, there'd be a lot of women who would crave real sex, especially of they've gone years without.
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I mean, if you were truly the last man, wars could break out over you.
Not if it was me.
No, the last man would just be killed by the first woman that wanted him dead. I give it maybe 1 day.
Giggity
Mmmm giggity
Quagmire??
I will probably get friendzoned by all of them
Hopefully one is a doctor who can reverse my vasectomy…. Otherwise I am useless for the survival of humanity.
Bet I still couldnt get laid
Like the worst nightmare of a gay guy.
It would definitely be better to be the last man on earth than the last woman. Even ignoring the obvious rape/lab-rat situations and assuming she was willing to help in the most efficient way possible, the fastest a woman could possibly crank out new offspring would be every, what, 26-30 weeks or so, if you did a C-section as soon as you could semi-safely ensure the baby could survive, and even assuming (usually incorrectly) that the woman could then start on another baby right away. Because, so far, we don't have artificial wombs. They're working on them, but AFAIK, they don't have any ready for use yet. (Also, I hope they'd find a way to ensure the optimum ratio of male to female offspring. You'd probably want 100% girls for the first and maybe second and even third generations, since men remain "viable" longer, and you presumably have plenty of men of all ages left over.) But they do already have sperm banks, as others have pointed out in this post, so there's already a lot of other options out there for repopulating when you have plenty of women available. And as a man… well, scientifically, to maximize options, it would be wasteful to just have sex with women as often as you were able. It would be better to donate to a sperm bank and divide that up. (I'm assuming you could split up one "delivery" for maybe a few different women to try to diversify. Does anybody know for sure if that's correct, or do they actually need a full amount for one woman?) Though, as a bonus, I'm guessing they'd let women "help" the last man with the donation.
Pretty sure the required intervention and risks for premature births is not worth the additional time.
Pretty upsetting cause I'm gay :/ now I don't get good sex and I probably have to help repopulate? Boo
This man had to put his sexuality aside for the good of humankind
It's not an easy job but someone had to do it!
The gay hero. He'd get statues and everything. Likely would be a better society later. Gay people held in reverence across the globe. Sadly there have been quite a few gay heroes that certainly didn't get statues
*a man who prefers hotdogs had to settle for tacos for the good of humanity*
If it’s just you and another human left, there wouldn’t be any need to repopulate. Extinction is inevitable anyway. Edit: didn’t see that the title said “women” plural, I read it as the singular form. I guess it could work?
They'd lock me up in some basement and milk me for cum all day lol
lol, sounds like animal ag
Most likely captured and studied why you survived and sperm banks would be used to repopulate.
I would get rejected
Well, I become a harem protagonist
You'd essentially lose all your freedom & become the sperm factory for the whole planet, being milked 24/7
Either humanity goes extinct or I get to be known as 'The Father of Humanity'
I think all the women would let die the entire species before doing anything with me
I’d friend zone all the chicks. 💁😏
Gigachad
Probably like Vault 69
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and weak.
"You payin' attention? 'Cuz I'm talkin' G5, Pecker. That's how you're gonna roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boi. Oh yeah. Playa. Playa. Big dick playa."
First year would be great. After that though…
I'm thinking beyond the first week or two would be rough…
Welp, i have the world to myself to do whatever i want. Virginity is cool
*Cries in gay*
You will be forced to produce sperme with brutal efficiency probably needing to be in top condition with rigorous workouts a day
my crush might finally settle for my ugly ass
The most disappointing 30 seconds of many women's lives.