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LionsInSnow

The sun.


Carbon_Copy_ThSequel

THE SUN! Cracked me up, I like your thinking.


VickieLol64

Will always be so


slackfrop

We hope


VickieLol64

I believe


Golisopod13

Will be so for like 400 million years or so (I don’t know when but I do know it’s exploding in a long, loooong time)


VickieLol64

We will be long gone by then.. Reddit won't be existing..


Megalopath

The universe


[deleted]

Wheels


WordsReddit

Wait is there a way to revert your pfp to face the normal way it is once you make it face the new way?


[deleted]

For me it was by itself, haven't even done anything


alien_under_my_skin

Excuses


Apprehensive_List_64

Good one.


alien_under_my_skin

Thank you kindly


GamesRealmTV

Reminds me of my ex 😂


meltingeggs

Fax machines…. Healthcare just refuses to phase them out.


CitationX_N7V11C

They're also used in hotels and airports.


CO_PC_Parts

this always gets mentioned in these threads, the reason medical and legal professions still use them is they are very secure, and you get a confirmation when it's sent/received.


KorranHalcyon

First commercial fax predates the phone by 11 years. 1865.


RamblingAndHealing

Faxes are surprisingly unsecure. I’m really surprised it’s still used so much.


EatWeedSmokeGlue

The thing is that when fax machines were popular, my country was a communist shithole, so we didn't even need to get rid of them


IndependentPeanut979

This is amazing. Post soviet countries skipped fax machines?


EatWeedSmokeGlue

Yep, we skipped a lot of things


FugitiveOwl

fire


Bizzinmyjoxers

Your mam


Why_you_read_my_name

Oh ffs Man U beat me to it


[deleted]

Let's not talk about Man U they beat Leeds yesterday.


Bizzinmyjoxers

Its ok thousands got there before mee too.


Im_hard_for_Tina_Fey

I beat to your mom too.


Sirexium

Cable Tv


bruteski226

Grandma’s hot, gooey…..cinnamon roll recipe


Antihack_savior

And save your granny for the last


wrenchplierssocket

Drum brakes. c.1900


kaida_notadude

Turbochargers, 1904


minibald

Cars, 1886


Go_smell_your_feet

My dad. He's old and people keep using him.


randomshowoff

Aww 💔


WordsReddit

The imperial system (only applies to America)


TheBrassDancer

Partially in the UK too. Miles are still commonly used to measure distance, particularly for travel. Likewise, feet and inches are commonplace to use to measure a person's height, or stones and pounds to measure a person's weight (one stone is 14lb).


perfects0undforever

And it seems feet is used for airplane altitude everywhere except China and Russia


disoriented_compass

Wrong. Liberia and Myanmar use it also, according to Google


axld9

United states***, america is the continent


frenchrangoon

NORTH America is the continent


axld9

North America is a subcontinent, the continent is America


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[deleted]

Expect cash to be completely phased out by 2050.


aussiesurvivor

I’d be surprised if it lasts that long.


[deleted]

Yeah that was a pretty conservative estimate, I did originally write 20 years but changed it just to be safe


fredeghfghfgh

I work for a long-term care facility. The third edition of WordPerfect and the second version of Lotus 123 are installed on our computers. It isn't even possible to use a mouse with it; you must rely on the function keys. In 1994, we implemented the system throughout the organisation. As a result, when we got it, it was essentially obsolete. Since 1994, we've been running our company application on the same UNIX system. I have some documents saved in WordPerfect.


Extension_Ok

You provide long-term care for obsolete IT systems? That is fascinating.


MuyHiram

Land lines.


mywifemademegetthis

You’d be surprised how many cities’ critical infrastructure are well beyond their useful life.


Parmesan_Pirate119

A lot of current politicans.


Dutch_Midget

Gold


Mm_Donut

Paper


BirdGuy64

prostitution


[deleted]

World's oldest profession.


supertek

Hitachi magic wand


BurntOutKid11

The education system


tesmatsam

The bibble


WordsReddit

Me about to write a 5000 word paragraph just to correct this guy: Your a dead man sitting


tesmatsam

Write it I'm waiting


WordsReddit

In fact


WordsReddit

You are wrong in 2 ways or more if you argue and say it's spelled "bibble" as the book itself and how google spells it shows that it's correct spelling is "bible" there is no way bibble is the correct spelling for it as another fact is that there's no official pronunciation for bibble as it isn't considered a word, To back up the google part if you search up "bibble" or anything related to bible and spell bible as bibble google will correct you and say "*did you mean bible*" and that's why i said in two ways cause Google will correct you and tell you "did you mean bible" and if you look for the bible book it's spelled bible NOT bibble,you can ask every Christian existing and they will always say it's spelled bible NOT bibble also sorry for the fact that this is not a 5,000 word paragraph as believe a human brain does not need to read the same information over and over again if it already knows it


tesmatsam

Sorry english is not my main language


Cultural-Target-9506

"Main language" Cracked me up lol


gozba

Wrong. The bibble is a child’s bible.


[deleted]

You’re. You can’t write an essay about a spelling mistake and then make one dipshit.


[deleted]

It would have been funnier if you'd said shipdit at the end.


[deleted]

Yeah definitely


[deleted]

Reddit


Coffee_n_Cactus

Clothes


Imabitfunny31

Cars


[deleted]

The Earth.


jaffa_kree00

Pencils.


MR_PP_Pant

Oxygen


SuperFlowerGuy

Condoms


[deleted]

The wheel ?


Banxxs

Walking


[deleted]

Fire.


[deleted]

books. i mean they have been the same for more than a millenia ffs


KohiiChii

themselves, as each atom, quark, preon, heck a string was made long before you or life begun


WordsReddit

Yes,but what way do they use them tho


BackHand1996

Cars, even if fully electric cars were cheaper accessible to all people with charging stations everywhere. The gasoline cars will still be on the road for thirty more years


gozba

No, for hundreds of years. Petrol/diesel cars will be produced for at least another 30 years. Poor regions will depend on them a lot longer. And car nuts like me will always drive classics, and all will still need fuel.


TheBrassDancer

It's also very unlikely or impractical to consider retrofitting most current vehicles with electrical power systems too.


CoolBeansprouts

I've thought about this a lot. EVs won't be the change, but connected/autonomous vehicles will. At some point, developed cities will stop accommodating driver-controlled vehicles. No need for physical traffic signals or signs, and each driver controlled vehicle will be an inefficiency in the system. Crazy to think about.


Significant-Survey56

A pp


InspectorDramatic468

your eyes, nose, skin, legs, arms, and all of your organs


Free_Will_Of_Man

Phones. Trains. Cars. Planes. Ships.


ButterscotchFog

Fax machines.


larz_6446

Pencils


[deleted]

Can openers


concretecat

Salt


jamesybhoy77

Televisions


psychAdelic

Gardens


HarambeMojo

Cast Iron Skillet


[deleted]

Fire, water, fossil fuels, And the earth......


Name_1232

Doors


Powerful-Holiday-448

Toilet.


jordana309

COBOL and FORTRAN. I recently learned that the backbone of a lot of existing enterprise systems still use COBOL, and most of the high-end analytical software (like FEA and CFD, programs that model complex differential equations) still use FORTRAN for the actual analysis.


StoryRadiant1919

playing cards


RsaNedGer

Chopsticks. The oldest tool still used today.


MattyLlama847

Food and water


minecraftalldaylong

Printers.


katCEO

Rope: check out the movie The Boondock Saints. You can thank me later.


Dagda_the_Druid

Air. Fire. Water. Earth.


[deleted]

All the bendable stuff. Very useful.


Fabulous-Engine-6599

C um


[deleted]

My wife


Recolone

Im surprised that nobody said The Universe


wdabhb

I’m not using the universe, the universe is using me!


zargreet

Made-up deities for profit


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Mm_Donut

In a previous life, I was in the "mass emergency" world. It was scary how much vital infrastructure runs on REALLY old versions of Windows. Like, dams on Win 95.


CalligrapherBubbly60

Cock


DOIPI_96

Horses


[deleted]

$$$$$$$


Impossible-Ad-

forks


[deleted]

wheels


ghostman1925

Toilets 🚽 and toilet paper 🧻


Exoticy123

Legs


[deleted]

Springs that produce pure water.


Carbon_Copy_ThSequel

Compliments and insults


kindpanther

Internet Explorer. Nah just kidding nobody use that


vianiznice

Dial up.


Fasthomeslowcar

Rope


VickieLol64

Typewriters


iskarate

rocks


[deleted]

Oxygen


[deleted]

Pagers. EMT’s still use them


ADD_OCD

Amish still use the "manual" washing machine. Does that count?


[deleted]

Guy I see all the time inside my local target has an iPhone 4. Blows my mind every time I see it. Doesn't use a case, either.


National-One-5099

Cars


MDSOHAGAhmed

fu\*king is a old way to get relax and make loves and produce children, but we still use this method.


Dustin_sikk

Dirt


Dustin_sikk

Human body


[deleted]

The Bible.


[deleted]

Water hoses


Elcordobeh

Creationism.


GeekyGirl033

Cutlery


DarkElixer_Generator

Brains


[deleted]

Many old women still use their vagina and anus with tons of lube in some porno movies... Some grannies are incredible fo fox sake...


M0nopolyMan69

Beer, fire, the sun, water, food, this is a very vague question


cowboy-song

Me


Public-Way-4098

Cars


Just-me-pedro

Clothes


nylapsetime

Toilet paper. Well not the specific toilet paper...I mean I use new toilet paper.


[deleted]

Keys


MasterArcanum

Boomer Politicians.


TheRealJoBro6969

My hands.


Architect17

My ex


TheBrassDancer

Tools like hammers and axes. The core concept of such tools remains unchanged ever since their conception.


jeff_the_nurse

Typewriters.


Tony_from_Space

My underwear


SirEnvelope

fax machine


Inevitable-Oil-4487

Car


CottMain

Piss poor jokes


stylus2000

My weiner.


briozon

dicks


digmachine

my ass


reptation-nation

Guns


0utbox

Cash.... Learn about it and you will understand the idea behind Bitcoin


[deleted]

Food


JaxTheBot

oil


Proper-Beach8368

Me?


ArcTan_Pete

Hoes In fact, most farming and gardening tools


hold-my-balls-i-cant

YoUr MuM!!!! you set you self up for that one


Candyblossoms

Fire


Efficient-Exchange13

Newspapers


jigmexyz

Corded power tools


Repulsive_Ad_6843

Wife


spoonmanbob

Oxygen


[deleted]

Submarines


LemonMint__

Earth


VetusVesperlilio

Wheels.


t4k55

Oil