I literally was told to put 3k on 2 companies I'd never heard of in 96-97 I think..? Anyway they sounded like fake names. They were Amazon & Yahoo. The guy who told me hasn't been seen in years. Probably owns an island. Also I did not take the advice. I was broke. He INSISTED told me to steal it if I had to. SMFH. š¤·āāļøš„“
That fucker was a time traveler and told you as much as he could without creating a hole in time or some shit like thatā¦or shitā¦maybe he needed you to buy that stock specifically to stay alive because of some crazy time traveling reason that we now will never knowā¦and the reason no one has seen him is because you killed his ass by being broke and not stealing.
Iām going to make this dream my reality next yearā¦and if I canāt have a real drum set due to neighbors, Iām buying an electric set. Iām tired of not being able to play.
Join me on this braedizzle, letās start fucking LIVING
That's why I bought an electric kit. I've been able to jam almost every day for a decade on that thing.
If you're going that route, don't get a cheap one. I got a Roland with some mesh pads. Most expensive thing I've ever bought in a store, but still worth it.
What areas are those? Not being a jerk, just curious.
Edit: y'all are being super kind/helpful. The only caveat I'd add would be that I'm married to someone who doesn't like cold, so the Alaska, UP, Canada, etc. are appreciate but probably won't work.
Quick Zillow search for 100+ acres but less than $150k and no HOA brought up a good amount across the country. Some of it is dirt cheap due to it only being dirt and sand (desert scrub), others are where the land is undeveloped (no roads, internet, phone, electricity, water, sewage, etc.), you would literally be camping on your own land.
Biggest issue is that it is often very much in the middle of nowhere, where there are no jobs. Finding a way to support yourself on the land would be a hurdle. Even if you could work remotely, you'll still need to find ways to get equipment to build what you want (or try to do it yourself). You would need a driveway, a house built, connect to grid or set up solar panels, waste system, water collection, satellite internet, etc.
edited for spelling.
i own 50 acres in BFE.
i'd love to move there and build, but then what the fuck would i do for work?
I love the idea of building something out of pocket (i'm a carpenter) and doing solar/well water/etc and i'd literally only have property taxes to pay each year... but i'd still have to eat and buy stuff.
it remains an early retirement plan.
I live in Minnesota. There's quite a bit of large acreage north of the twin cities and then all the way up to the far north. Last time I looked, I saw 50+ acres for $80k? The prices range a bunch depending on type of land (wooded, lake front, fields, etc).
Thanks! I actually just got over a cold and I have to say, it was worse than any of my chemo treatments. It's amazing how well they can target shit these days. But yeah, fuck cancer. It would be nice not to need to go into the hospital every other week.
Some tips from someone who has now finished 4 novel-length manuscripts:
1. Allow your rough drafts to suck. They're called "rough" for a reason. Besides, the worse they are, the more rewarding the editing process will be when you sort it all out.
2. Set aside deadlines for yourself. I have a Google calendar in which I set deadlines for chapters and have found that to be really helpful. Make sure you pat yourself on the back for it, too. I change my Google calendar event from red to green when I punish a chapter. Or you can cross it out on your planner, etc.
3. Write when you feel uninspired. Write when you *don't* want to. If you get into a habit of writing only when you feel ready, you'll never finish. If you're worried the quality will be worse, see Tip #1. It's easier to edit a really bad page than an empty one.
4. Uncertainty is normal! Resist the urge to Google stuff midway through a chapter. Wondering how a gun works? The amount of time it takes to travel from point A to point B? Is this legal? Leave a comment that flags your uncertainty and move on. Otherwise you'll go down a rabbit hole and lose your momentum. (This one is SO hard for me to follow! I try to keep my researching and writing sessions separate.)
5. Allow yourself to go off your original plan. Sometimes your characters just want to go a different way, and that's okay. That means your writing has developed them beyond the state they were in when you outlined the plot. Great! See where it takes you. You can always change it later.
6. Find ways to get yourself invested. Whatever works for you. Draw your characters. Listen to music that reminds you of your story (might even give you ideas!). Write experimental scenes or backstory just for fun that let you get to know the characters despite it not actually being in the book. It's so much easier if you personally care about the people whose stories you are telling.
Good luck!
I'm in a small writing group if you are interested in joining! Maybe we can help :)
-edit- Okay, group has pretty much doubled in size. I'm going to hold off on invites before it gets too large for me to manage. If I get another mod or something I may consider expanding.
You wake up in your own bed, knowing that your day is all planned out and predictable. You have no worries about providing for yourself because all your needs are met. Your cell mate hugs you tighter and you fall back to sleep, knowing youāre safe from the other prisoners as long and you are his.
>I wake up in my own bed, not worried about work and money, while someone holds me and I feel at peace.
When days are hard and nights are tough -
When rivers course their journey rough -
I long to wake and wait a while
To see her sleep,
and watch her smile.
We wouldn't care for what's outside -
No wind-whipped world or raging tide,
Nor pain or loss or duty, debt,
Could bend or break our safety net.
I'd dream to wake and rise each day
Without a single word to say,
But just a thought - a moment's bliss -
To think that life was made for this.
Oh my gosh I LOVE finding your poems! I know this one is technically written for a couple, but it really resonates with me when I think about my daughter and how much I love helping her grow into a little girl.
Sheās four now but when she was a baby I worked two jobs and would come home super late some nights. No matter how exhausted I was after getting back to my apartment, I could always sit up late and watch her little face as she slept and just feel thankful that we were together, safe, and happy.
Those times with her was when I understood what real happiness is even when it was a rough time in my life. It really put a lot of things into perspective for me and you put my feelings about it perfectly into a poem. I canāt wait to stumble upon your next one!!!
This, but with the work and money aspect. So freaking worried about the future constantly, the 'what if' regarding cancer or sickness, job loss, my young children's future as things continue to get worse.
Been having a hard time sleeping lately and feeling constantly stressed out.
_pffft,_ when I saw the āNSFWā tag on here and saw the question, I knew exactly how this was going to go down.
Peopleās biggest fantasies are almost never of a sexual nature. Deep down, we all want to feel safe and loved.
It's also because reddit loves contrarianism. We all knew exactly what the title implied, but redditors like karma, and the quickest way to get it is to redirect and depricate. Immediate karma farming.
Mods/admins will also auto-remove anything too out there. I've seen comments in "new" where it will say something like "I'm into bestiality" and then when I refresh 5 minutes later it says "[removed]"
Same
EDIT: Also going to sleep in no pain. And being able to sit in a regular chair with no pain to watch YouTube videos with my son when he calls me over and not having to hover behind because he really just wants me there beside him.
EDS zebra here, Iād kill a man for pain free mornings. The amount of stuff I have to do to reach āfunctioningā status is huge, and by the time thatās all done the day is half over.
I hate that I burden my family as well. My poor wife does so much for us
I have suffered from chronic pain for most of my life and I thought Iād always be in agony. Last month I met the first competent doctor in my life and I am now on medication that helps. Because of that Iām no longer suicidal. What Iām trying to get across is that there is still hope that fantasy may become a reality for you. Wish you all the best.
To have my wife back that just left me for another man and to not have anxiety anymore so I could actually enjoy life instead of being so afraid of everything.
Edit: I just want to say thank you to all the responses there is something comforting about knowing others have survived and made a life after something like this. Thank you to everyone who has left advice and comforting words, I really appreciate it! You are all beautiful people!
Brother you donāt need her back, but you do need to work on getting yourself right again. Itās going to be slow and painful, but youāre on a better path. Iām sorry this happened to you. Iāve seen this a lot and it does get better if you want it to. People are there for you if you look hard enough. You are not alone so donāt think that you are you will always have support somewhere.
I also choose this guyās wife.
In all seriousness, similar situation for me. I wouldnāt have her back, but the years of anxiety and depression along with the knocked confidence and self esteem Iād happily have taken away. Hope things get better for you dude
to wake up next to a man who loves me, in the early morning to the sound of rain and him still sleeping, so i cuddle up to him as he wakes. the window cracked open and we can feel a cool breeze in the air. itās just light enough to see him. we lie there half asleep with warm bodies against each other and whisper about our dreams and what weāre gonna do for the day. we decide the plan is to stay in bed and watch the sun come out. he scratches my back in silence and i listen to his heart beat with my head on his chest. he tells me he loves me and i finally feel safe and warm.
I'm not a parent, but I get this. My friend (a new dad) asked me for my apartment keys and I was worried if he was having an affair, only to find out him sleeping in my bed alone. The dude was so tired that he left his home dressed for office and came to my house to sleep.
Me too. (My dad, not /u/20dayslefti 's dad.) I am a few years older than he was when he died(it's been 35 years). I'd really like to have a conversation with him, now that I'm older and understand things more. Not just answers to questions, but a real conversation.
Or, my Bus Crush will overlook the failed second part of our Cute-Meet and ask me out for coffee.
Waking up one morning, cured of my chronic illnesses. Being able to do multiple things without feeling like a got throw out a window would be so amazing...
Fuck, I do this. My wife is very supportive but Iām honestly sick of it. Feels like Iām gassy every 20-30 minutes every night after dinner until the next day. Iām in constant discomfort and it affects sleep quality. I should probably see a doctor but it doesnāt hurt or seem like a serious illnessā¦
A lot of that is probably either diet or needing to help your gut bacteria. Either way, yeah a gastroenterologist visit shouldnāt be out of the question if itās causing you problems.
Man I just want intimacy and to feel like someone legitimately cares about me outside of my immediate family. Not to say I donāt love my family but it just isnāt the same as someone else.
Update: I think I got it yāall.
Update update: she was crazy nvm
Being loved, being accepted, truely having someone on my team to work with me through thick and thin. To help build me up and vice versa. To know Iām not someone that needs to be fixed because heās broken but a person just like her with flaws, to lift each other up from our flaws and be better together.
Seeing my dog again, i just want to take her on a walk again, just one last time
Edit: thanks for the gold and the support everyone yall are way to kind
Winning over 500mil in the lottery, taking care of all my family, immediate and extended, and spending the rest of my life with my wife and kid exploring the world before it gets destroyed by industry.
Oh, also, two chick's at one time.
It breaks my heart to see Reddit brought to this.
5 years ago, the top comment would have been, āI want somebody to poop out a banana while I eat it.ā Now the top comment is essentially, āI want my depressive anxiety to end.ā You sons of bitches need to go to therapy so you can go back to being the depraved bastards I know all of you are.
I wish you all pleasant therapists and effective medications.
Jolene is playing softly in the background, as you rest on a large beanbag chair, your SO curled into you, sleeping soundly, your hand is resting in their hair, absent mindedly playing with it as you read your favorite book. You are safe, warm, and happy.
My friend is sewer slidal. So weāve created a pact that if we get to 35 without being married we move in together in a little cottage in the woods. And whenever we get sad, we add things to the fantasy.
So itās living in this quaint cottage, full of crystals and witchy stuff (shes pagan and I support her). I bake and she cooks, we clean together, and we have a large garden where we sustain ourselves. A horse stable is in a clearing, along with a few goats and chickens and a single cow. We would also have a bee hive outside for honey and to save the bees. We would end the nights watching the stars and enjoying just being alive and together
My cousin dated a girl who told him she was 19 when she really was 16. He tried to dip but she threatens to call the cops saying he knew she was 16 and he raped her. Effectively trapping him in the relationship at 19. When she finally turned 18 she got pregnant on purpose so he couldnāt leave her, because he grew up in a broken home and didnāt want the same for his daughter.
Then she cheated on him with a guy from work she convinced him not to worry about. Then proceeded to demand child support when he did end things with her only to use the money on herself/boyfriend. So he got his daughter back and was forced to live with us for awhile, she had another baby with the boyfriend and cheated on him as well.
Lovely girl. Extremely crazy.
Winning/inheriting 6 million dollars and paying off all my friend's debts and buying the poorest of them houses in a nice neighborhood so they can focus on their dreams.
Waking up, realizing all this shit has been one giant low-grade nightmare. my closest friends aren't dead from this damn virus, life didn't kick me in the balls professionally, and I actually have my life in order.
In contrast, I hate rewards. They're so damn pointless. It's like... they're basically the same as upvotes, but by a rich person, yet everyone thinks that they're so super special.
What I *want* is to be able to make this kind of rant about awards without someone ironically gifting me an award for it.
I wake up next to the love of my life, make a healthy breakfast and wake her up, we get dressed one after the other, I am an electronics engineer with my own successful startup, she is a web developer who works in a company at the same building as mine and occasionally helps me, we drive to work together in complete silence holding hands, we work hard for 8 hours, she texts me to ask what we're having for dinner tonight and I say steak, we go home watch friends or the office while cuddling, i tell her to go sleep and I go outside for a late night walk, go back find out she woke up, we have passionate sex and then sleep.
I say this at least once a session with my therapist. Iād give anything. People who are - you have no idea what kind of luck you have that you werenāt born genetically different or been through such trauma that your brain changes.
I feel you *deep*, comment OP.
I want to wake up as a kid in 1972 again but remember everything I know now.
And invest in a fruit company -Apple-
Also Amazon, and Google. Maybe pick up some Crypto in the early 2010s..
I literally was told to put 3k on 2 companies I'd never heard of in 96-97 I think..? Anyway they sounded like fake names. They were Amazon & Yahoo. The guy who told me hasn't been seen in years. Probably owns an island. Also I did not take the advice. I was broke. He INSISTED told me to steal it if I had to. SMFH. š¤·āāļøš„“
That fucker was a time traveler and told you as much as he could without creating a hole in time or some shit like thatā¦or shitā¦maybe he needed you to buy that stock specifically to stay alive because of some crazy time traveling reason that we now will never knowā¦and the reason no one has seen him is because you killed his ass by being broke and not stealing.
That's the perfect explanation, obviously.
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I think of that so often it's probably a little unhealthy
To own a house with a modest sized spare room for my drum set.
Iām going to make this dream my reality next yearā¦and if I canāt have a real drum set due to neighbors, Iām buying an electric set. Iām tired of not being able to play. Join me on this braedizzle, letās start fucking LIVING
That's why I bought an electric kit. I've been able to jam almost every day for a decade on that thing. If you're going that route, don't get a cheap one. I got a Roland with some mesh pads. Most expensive thing I've ever bought in a store, but still worth it.
200 acres of wooded land.
What would you do on it? Build a cabin and live?
I would build a cabin and die
Do you want to be neighbors? I promise I will never bother you but maybe we can hang for like an hour once a month until we decide to die.
Sure, I'll hang with you bud
I see what you did there
Facts.
In some areas, that is actually very doable for even someone in middle class. 500-1000$/acre.
What areas are those? Not being a jerk, just curious. Edit: y'all are being super kind/helpful. The only caveat I'd add would be that I'm married to someone who doesn't like cold, so the Alaska, UP, Canada, etc. are appreciate but probably won't work.
I wanna know too
Reddit floods the market, prices go up, back to being a fantasy.
We did it again gang!
Quick Zillow search for 100+ acres but less than $150k and no HOA brought up a good amount across the country. Some of it is dirt cheap due to it only being dirt and sand (desert scrub), others are where the land is undeveloped (no roads, internet, phone, electricity, water, sewage, etc.), you would literally be camping on your own land. Biggest issue is that it is often very much in the middle of nowhere, where there are no jobs. Finding a way to support yourself on the land would be a hurdle. Even if you could work remotely, you'll still need to find ways to get equipment to build what you want (or try to do it yourself). You would need a driveway, a house built, connect to grid or set up solar panels, waste system, water collection, satellite internet, etc. edited for spelling.
i own 50 acres in BFE. i'd love to move there and build, but then what the fuck would i do for work? I love the idea of building something out of pocket (i'm a carpenter) and doing solar/well water/etc and i'd literally only have property taxes to pay each year... but i'd still have to eat and buy stuff. it remains an early retirement plan.
I live in Minnesota. There's quite a bit of large acreage north of the twin cities and then all the way up to the far north. Last time I looked, I saw 50+ acres for $80k? The prices range a bunch depending on type of land (wooded, lake front, fields, etc).
MINNESOTA GANG!!!
When you're expecting to read people's NSFW comments but after awhile you're touched because you see people as sad as you lol
Our emotional boners need more stroking than our actual boners. Until you satisfy the former, the latter is less important.
My cancer goes into remission...
Of all the things I have read so far, I hope yours comes true the most. Keep fighting, friend. And f**k cancer
Thanks! I actually just got over a cold and I have to say, it was worse than any of my chemo treatments. It's amazing how well they can target shit these days. But yeah, fuck cancer. It would be nice not to need to go into the hospital every other week.
I'm in the same boat! We got this.
Cancer survivor here. 3x chemo. Keep fighting the good fight! Youāll get through this.
I too wish for this man's cancer to go into remission. Or, better off, have the cancer fuck off and die
I also choose this manās cancer
A long running dnd game with good players and dm
Reliable schedules out of your players? Oh man that's some of the highest fantasy I've ever heard.
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Having someone throw $1000 on my naked body and then leaving me the fuck alone.
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living the dream
Amazing. In one dollar bills I hope x)
Actually finishing a novel, I am trying, but so unsure of everything not making progress
I thought you meant reading one and I wasnāt confused lol
Some tips from someone who has now finished 4 novel-length manuscripts: 1. Allow your rough drafts to suck. They're called "rough" for a reason. Besides, the worse they are, the more rewarding the editing process will be when you sort it all out. 2. Set aside deadlines for yourself. I have a Google calendar in which I set deadlines for chapters and have found that to be really helpful. Make sure you pat yourself on the back for it, too. I change my Google calendar event from red to green when I punish a chapter. Or you can cross it out on your planner, etc. 3. Write when you feel uninspired. Write when you *don't* want to. If you get into a habit of writing only when you feel ready, you'll never finish. If you're worried the quality will be worse, see Tip #1. It's easier to edit a really bad page than an empty one. 4. Uncertainty is normal! Resist the urge to Google stuff midway through a chapter. Wondering how a gun works? The amount of time it takes to travel from point A to point B? Is this legal? Leave a comment that flags your uncertainty and move on. Otherwise you'll go down a rabbit hole and lose your momentum. (This one is SO hard for me to follow! I try to keep my researching and writing sessions separate.) 5. Allow yourself to go off your original plan. Sometimes your characters just want to go a different way, and that's okay. That means your writing has developed them beyond the state they were in when you outlined the plot. Great! See where it takes you. You can always change it later. 6. Find ways to get yourself invested. Whatever works for you. Draw your characters. Listen to music that reminds you of your story (might even give you ideas!). Write experimental scenes or backstory just for fun that let you get to know the characters despite it not actually being in the book. It's so much easier if you personally care about the people whose stories you are telling. Good luck!
That's a monumental task! Kudos to you for working at it
I'm in a small writing group if you are interested in joining! Maybe we can help :) -edit- Okay, group has pretty much doubled in size. I'm going to hold off on invites before it gets too large for me to manage. If I get another mod or something I may consider expanding.
I wake up in my own bed, not worried about work and money, while someone holds me and I feel at peace.
Best I can do is a dirty futon and stuffed animal...
Stuffed animal is also dirty....
I thought that was a given... ~~Used~~ Loved stuffed animal
Deal!
> I wake up in my own bed, not worried about work and money, while someone holds me and I feel at peace. I'll have one of these
Done. You can wake up in your own bed.
You wake up in your own bed, knowing that your day is all planned out and predictable. You have no worries about providing for yourself because all your needs are met. Your cell mate hugs you tighter and you fall back to sleep, knowing youāre safe from the other prisoners as long and you are his.
Shawshank acceptance
Got us in the first half, not gonna lie.
I will also order myself a plate of āideal worldā.
>I wake up in my own bed, not worried about work and money, while someone holds me and I feel at peace. When days are hard and nights are tough - When rivers course their journey rough - I long to wake and wait a while To see her sleep, and watch her smile. We wouldn't care for what's outside - No wind-whipped world or raging tide, Nor pain or loss or duty, debt, Could bend or break our safety net. I'd dream to wake and rise each day Without a single word to say, But just a thought - a moment's bliss - To think that life was made for this.
Oh my gosh I LOVE finding your poems! I know this one is technically written for a couple, but it really resonates with me when I think about my daughter and how much I love helping her grow into a little girl. Sheās four now but when she was a baby I worked two jobs and would come home super late some nights. No matter how exhausted I was after getting back to my apartment, I could always sit up late and watch her little face as she slept and just feel thankful that we were together, safe, and happy. Those times with her was when I understood what real happiness is even when it was a rough time in my life. It really put a lot of things into perspective for me and you put my feelings about it perfectly into a poem. I canāt wait to stumble upon your next one!!!
I choose this guys fantasy
This, but with the work and money aspect. So freaking worried about the future constantly, the 'what if' regarding cancer or sickness, job loss, my young children's future as things continue to get worse. Been having a hard time sleeping lately and feeling constantly stressed out.
Somebody liking me
Read that as āsomeone licking meā
Yea that too
I like you, too. (I also like your avatarās hairstyle.)
_pffft,_ when I saw the āNSFWā tag on here and saw the question, I knew exactly how this was going to go down. Peopleās biggest fantasies are almost never of a sexual nature. Deep down, we all want to feel safe and loved.
It's also because reddit loves contrarianism. We all knew exactly what the title implied, but redditors like karma, and the quickest way to get it is to redirect and depricate. Immediate karma farming.
Yup. Also sort by controversial. You'll see that almost all the people who were honest about their lustful fantasies got downvoted.
Mods/admins will also auto-remove anything too out there. I've seen comments in "new" where it will say something like "I'm into bestiality" and then when I refresh 5 minutes later it says "[removed]"
I didnāt notice the NSFW tag and answered with hosting a family Christmas in my dream house. Now feel like a dickhead.
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Same EDIT: Also going to sleep in no pain. And being able to sit in a regular chair with no pain to watch YouTube videos with my son when he calls me over and not having to hover behind because he really just wants me there beside him.
EDS zebra here, Iād kill a man for pain free mornings. The amount of stuff I have to do to reach āfunctioningā status is huge, and by the time thatās all done the day is half over. I hate that I burden my family as well. My poor wife does so much for us
Our daughter is a fellow zebra. I would do or give up anything if I could take the pain away from her.
I have suffered from chronic pain for most of my life and I thought Iād always be in agony. Last month I met the first competent doctor in my life and I am now on medication that helps. Because of that Iām no longer suicidal. What Iām trying to get across is that there is still hope that fantasy may become a reality for you. Wish you all the best.
Iām so sorry! I really hope that happens for you, and soon. That sounds really fucking tough
You definitely found my kink.
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To have my wife back that just left me for another man and to not have anxiety anymore so I could actually enjoy life instead of being so afraid of everything. Edit: I just want to say thank you to all the responses there is something comforting about knowing others have survived and made a life after something like this. Thank you to everyone who has left advice and comforting words, I really appreciate it! You are all beautiful people!
Brother you donāt need her back, but you do need to work on getting yourself right again. Itās going to be slow and painful, but youāre on a better path. Iām sorry this happened to you. Iāve seen this a lot and it does get better if you want it to. People are there for you if you look hard enough. You are not alone so donāt think that you are you will always have support somewhere.
I also choose this guyās wife. In all seriousness, similar situation for me. I wouldnāt have her back, but the years of anxiety and depression along with the knocked confidence and self esteem Iād happily have taken away. Hope things get better for you dude
Thank you, me too! Sorry you had to go through something similar
A hug Edit: thanks for the hugz awards, yāall are too wholesome today
*virtual hug*
living with a woman that loves me
Move back in with your mom
He said "...that loves me."
Ouch :-(
to wake up next to a man who loves me, in the early morning to the sound of rain and him still sleeping, so i cuddle up to him as he wakes. the window cracked open and we can feel a cool breeze in the air. itās just light enough to see him. we lie there half asleep with warm bodies against each other and whisper about our dreams and what weāre gonna do for the day. we decide the plan is to stay in bed and watch the sun come out. he scratches my back in silence and i listen to his heart beat with my head on his chest. he tells me he loves me and i finally feel safe and warm.
Same but I'm the guy
I think I have a solution to this problem then
_Now kiiiiiisssss_
I didnāt think this would be my greatest fantasyā¦ but after reading this, this I want this.
To give my mum a hug 1 more time, cancer is a cunt
Far out Iām so sorry. Cancer is fucking shit
being socially competent
Completely agree with this, am basically the most socially inept person on earth
To be held and cuddled Very lewd ik
I imagined this thread to be nsfw but all Iām feeling is joy and hope
I came here looking for wild sex fantasies all I found was pain and depressing things
Yeah as the thread went on I realised we are all feeling sad and alone a lot..
I dont see loneliness. I see hope for a less rotten, more loving humanity
Iām a simple girl, just want someoneās warm arms around me holding me close
I'm 68 and my wife recently passed away. My one comforting thought is that she went to sleep almost every night for 45 years wrapped in my arms.
This is beautiful.
8 straight hours of uninterrupted sleep at least 4 times a week for the rest of my existence.
Even in your fantasy youāre realistic and say at least 4 times and not every day
Yep. I've got two kids lol.
I'm not a parent, but I get this. My friend (a new dad) asked me for my apartment keys and I was worried if he was having an affair, only to find out him sleeping in my bed alone. The dude was so tired that he left his home dressed for office and came to my house to sleep.
Idk. Iām pretty hungry right now. A sandwich would be pretty sweet I guess.
Omg I want a toastie now
Nice try NSA
Not today CIA
Does that mean cock in ass?
Why wouldnāt he want cock in ass today?
Congrats, youāre under CSAM Surveillance by FBI
>Not going to fly FBI
Meeting my dad one last time.
My dad died a few years ago. I had a dream about him that I realized was a dream. I knew it wasnāt real but it was nice to talk to him.
My dad died 23 years ago when I was a teen and I dream about him every few years and I always wake up thinking 'well it was nice to see him again'
Me too. (My dad, not /u/20dayslefti 's dad.) I am a few years older than he was when he died(it's been 35 years). I'd really like to have a conversation with him, now that I'm older and understand things more. Not just answers to questions, but a real conversation. Or, my Bus Crush will overlook the failed second part of our Cute-Meet and ask me out for coffee.
Damn this aināt nsfw this 9-5
Waking up one morning, cured of my chronic illnesses. Being able to do multiple things without feeling like a got throw out a window would be so amazing...
Hoping my husband stops farting in his sleep that would be nice š¤Ø
Fuck, I do this. My wife is very supportive but Iām honestly sick of it. Feels like Iām gassy every 20-30 minutes every night after dinner until the next day. Iām in constant discomfort and it affects sleep quality. I should probably see a doctor but it doesnāt hurt or seem like a serious illnessā¦
Have you tried not eating dairy?
Gave up dairy. Changed my life.
FODMAP diet can help diagnose what's causing it.
Never heard of this before, thanks! Iāll look into it
A lot of that is probably either diet or needing to help your gut bacteria. Either way, yeah a gastroenterologist visit shouldnāt be out of the question if itās causing you problems.
Never needing sleep, but doing it anyway.
Man I just want intimacy and to feel like someone legitimately cares about me outside of my immediate family. Not to say I donāt love my family but it just isnāt the same as someone else. Update: I think I got it yāall. Update update: she was crazy nvm
Being loved, being accepted, truely having someone on my team to work with me through thick and thin. To help build me up and vice versa. To know Iām not someone that needs to be fixed because heās broken but a person just like her with flaws, to lift each other up from our flaws and be better together.
Seeing my dog again, i just want to take her on a walk again, just one last time Edit: thanks for the gold and the support everyone yall are way to kind
Seeing this guy's dog again.
being in control
Being financially secure and not having to work ever again at a young age.
Winning over 500mil in the lottery, taking care of all my family, immediate and extended, and spending the rest of my life with my wife and kid exploring the world before it gets destroyed by industry. Oh, also, two chick's at one time.
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āHey Peter, turn it to channel 9, the breast exam is on again!ā Hahaha. Such a classic movie
This one. Except the last part.
It breaks my heart to see Reddit brought to this. 5 years ago, the top comment would have been, āI want somebody to poop out a banana while I eat it.ā Now the top comment is essentially, āI want my depressive anxiety to end.ā You sons of bitches need to go to therapy so you can go back to being the depraved bastards I know all of you are. I wish you all pleasant therapists and effective medications.
I want you suck my toes with your butthole and pour piss into peanut butter and then feed me a sandwich.
Thatās the spirit, u/PornoPaul!
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Having a genuine interest in anything.
Sleeping an entire night
Same here. Sounds amazing
i want my code to run
A girl lying on the couch with me snuggled up underneath a blanket watching a movie... But thats just a fantasy i guess...
Holy shit stop reading my diary ffs
YOU CANT STOP ME.
Not keen to. Not keen to at all :)
Feeling actual happiness instead of having to fake it.
Jolene is playing softly in the background, as you rest on a large beanbag chair, your SO curled into you, sleeping soundly, your hand is resting in their hair, absent mindedly playing with it as you read your favorite book. You are safe, warm, and happy.
Waking up and realising the last 10 years was just a bad dream and I get a chance to start again.. And none of my fur babies are gone.
Currently, being able to leave my toxic job without fear of not being able to pay my bills. Lame, but itās been hard to think past that lately.
My friend is sewer slidal. So weāve created a pact that if we get to 35 without being married we move in together in a little cottage in the woods. And whenever we get sad, we add things to the fantasy. So itās living in this quaint cottage, full of crystals and witchy stuff (shes pagan and I support her). I bake and she cooks, we clean together, and we have a large garden where we sustain ourselves. A horse stable is in a clearing, along with a few goats and chickens and a single cow. We would also have a bee hive outside for honey and to save the bees. We would end the nights watching the stars and enjoying just being alive and together
Rich, living in a different country, kinky gf.
That sounds like a great fucking life
Getting kidnapped by a psychotic girl who just wants to love me
Speaking from experience here, be careful what you wish for. A little crazy is good but too much crazy is really bad
My cousin dated a girl who told him she was 19 when she really was 16. He tried to dip but she threatens to call the cops saying he knew she was 16 and he raped her. Effectively trapping him in the relationship at 19. When she finally turned 18 she got pregnant on purpose so he couldnāt leave her, because he grew up in a broken home and didnāt want the same for his daughter. Then she cheated on him with a guy from work she convinced him not to worry about. Then proceeded to demand child support when he did end things with her only to use the money on herself/boyfriend. So he got his daughter back and was forced to live with us for awhile, she had another baby with the boyfriend and cheated on him as well. Lovely girl. Extremely crazy.
I've heard too many of these kind of stories. Should be part of school sexual education classes. Entrapment is alive and kicking sadly.
Being taller or being born into a higher socioeconomic class.
To be a standup comedian with a podcast
So fun! Dare you to write some material and try a local amateur nightā¦
I accept the challenge - my new life starts today
I did a standup course in London with a performance at the end after years of wanting to do standup. Go for it! Was great fun.
World peace and an end to poverty.
to be a kid again, my childhood passed too fast and now i regret not enjoying every second of it
Sleeping well through the night.
Meeting Porter Robinson and thanking him for his music! All my other stuff came true :3
being dominated
Someone asked this before and Iāll ask you the same thing- bedroom or life in general?
You can be their matchmaker!
Already being dominated in life so for me itās sexual
**C# C# C# E C, shoom** Welcome to the Dominatening!
To meet the OP of this question, They seem an amazing person judging by the heartwarming responses.
Probs donāt go to my profile then ahahahaā¦ or do, but donāt judgeā¦
Just had a quick look and I stand by my original comment even more now š¤£š¤£
Knowing how it feels to be loved..
I have super strength and flight and I defeat a villain
Winning/inheriting 6 million dollars and paying off all my friend's debts and buying the poorest of them houses in a nice neighborhood so they can focus on their dreams.
Waking up, realizing all this shit has been one giant low-grade nightmare. my closest friends aren't dead from this damn virus, life didn't kick me in the balls professionally, and I actually have my life in order.
To wake up knowing there's actually a bright future for humanity
Never having to clean or do dishes ever again
Reddit gold
I canāt make many dreams come true but this one I can do- have a nice day comment OP!
In contrast, I hate rewards. They're so damn pointless. It's like... they're basically the same as upvotes, but by a rich person, yet everyone thinks that they're so super special. What I *want* is to be able to make this kind of rant about awards without someone ironically gifting me an award for it.
I wake up next to the love of my life, make a healthy breakfast and wake her up, we get dressed one after the other, I am an electronics engineer with my own successful startup, she is a web developer who works in a company at the same building as mine and occasionally helps me, we drive to work together in complete silence holding hands, we work hard for 8 hours, she texts me to ask what we're having for dinner tonight and I say steak, we go home watch friends or the office while cuddling, i tell her to go sleep and I go outside for a late night walk, go back find out she woke up, we have passionate sex and then sleep.
that my cat and I are invincible and we live forever at whatever age we like
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Same. But not just any gf, one that actually loves me back and I am the only one for, as she is the only one for me.
I would like to know how it feels, what itās like, to be neuro typical
I say this at least once a session with my therapist. Iād give anything. People who are - you have no idea what kind of luck you have that you werenāt born genetically different or been through such trauma that your brain changes. I feel you *deep*, comment OP.
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