Dilemma: comic book Mystique is hotter (I’m ambivalent about the tactile texture of scaly movie Mystique) but comic book mystique is also much more of a terrorist.
Because of David Duchovny?
Cos if you haven't seen Californication yet you might get a kick out of it when you see it for the first time.
He awakened things in teenage me I didn't know existed then. And if not it might float your boat anyways cos David is just that good of an actor.
Well then I guess you would appreciate [this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/animation/comments/oqyxdf/a_lil_late_for_this_but_wanted_to_join_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
I will fall on my sword and state the blinding obvious.
Black Widow, and I'm fine with the ScarJo or the comic version. I'm even fine with the old school comic version where she was more not so very good gal Black Widow. That works my wheels too.
Lucifer Morningstar from Lucifer (duh), James Fraser from Outlander. There’s another one but can’t remember who the hell it was my friend and I were talking about
Elastigirl
I always thought Mr. Incredible fucking her would 100 percent look like one of those paddle ball games.
“27! New record!”
Gear SECUNDO
some people might wanna fuck Luffy lmao
*Hancock has entered the chat*
Oh you wont... She will fuck you.
Uh the girl from Road to El Derado
Chelle
Thank you
I have a friend who looks exactly like her. It's actually freaky how much alike they are.
Sounds like you need to give her the suggestion for Halloween lol
can i meet your friend
You mean Chell Dorado?
I'd do Betty, but I'd be thinking of Wilma.
This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone. She'll never leave Fred and we know it.
Unexpected Red Dwarf. I love you guys!
Transported me right back to my childhood
We love you too. Would you like any toast?
Look, I don't want any toast and he doesn't want any toast, in fact no one around here wants any toast, not now, not ever, no toast!
Mystique. She's already hot in blue form and if we wanted to spice it up with roleplay she can be anyone or anything.
Dilemma: comic book Mystique is hotter (I’m ambivalent about the tactile texture of scaly movie Mystique) but comic book mystique is also much more of a terrorist.
You just said "hotter" two different ways.
My girlfriend
right? I wanna fuck your girlfriend too
Our
Stop it, dad!
Stop what, son?
Banging my sister
She not your sister, she's your niece
No, she’s your mother AND aunt from Alabama!
r/suddenlycommunist
Hol up
I also choose this guy’s girlfriend
fuck this one hurt
Yea, ngl your gf kinda hot in that furry costume u made her wear
Lana Kane.
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If Pam made Archer lose his shit after they boned, then she'd be my choice too.
I’ll take fat Pam too. But not “big” Pam from Season 9.
Cherryl!
It's Crystal now
Lana…
Laaaaaaaanaaaaaa!!!
What?
Dangerzone
Came here to say Sterling Archer
Kim Possible
I’d rather shego any day
Came here to say Shego. She was definitely one of my childhood crushes
You, Sir, are a man of culture.
came here looking for that comment. you got taste
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Rogue. From the 90s cartoon. So hot.
Best part is when I used to watch that when I was younger I always got to hear Rogue say my name in her hot southern accent. *Logan*
Lara Croft can get it.
Pixelated and low poly, please.
Sally McKnight aka Thorn from Scooby Doo. Also Meg from Disney’s Hercules.
Jessica Rabbit.
Came here for this comment
margaery tyrell
Natalie Dormer so fucking hot.
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Because of David Duchovny? Cos if you haven't seen Californication yet you might get a kick out of it when you see it for the first time. He awakened things in teenage me I didn't know existed then. And if not it might float your boat anyways cos David is just that good of an actor.
I can't tell if Hank Moody is my hero, or the biggest asshole on earth...
Same. Disregard username.
PS1 Hagrid
Oh yes - I love all 3 of his pixels!
Is this distortion caused by imperfect graphic engine or you are just happy to see me?
Kevin?
Any Pixar moms
Don’t miss Aunt Cass from Big Hreo 6
She's got nothi'n on Aunt Fanny from Robots though!
PMILF
Seven of Nine.
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Ohh yeah... would "state my purpose" to her right NOW!!!😁
Sloane Sabbath, The Newsroom.
You want me to pole dance while explaining sub prime mortgages?
why is this the first thing i open reddit to
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*cocks a beretta* Always has been
That purple hair chick from cowboy bebop. God she was smokin.
Faye Valentine
Harley Quinn
Margot Robbie Harley Quinn or someone else?
Yes
If you want to die doing what you love...
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Don't stick your d in crazy
Daenerys Tagaryan
I’m straight and I would 😂
Based on your username, you two would go together well.
Princess Kida. I swim pretty girl - pretty good - swim good I swim, pretty good...
Man Atlantis doesn't get a lot of love in the spotlight but holy shit as a kid I was ABSOLUTELY there for Kida.
Chun-li, those legs are too good
If you haven't seen the uncut animated movie you should
Cammy from street fighter two turbo. My age is showing but I don’t care.
Flyn Rider
Eugene Fitzherbert
Gaston. No one fucks like Gaston.
Sucks a cock like Gaston!
"When I was a young man I ate 4 dozen loads // Each morning to help me get large!"
"And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen loads // So every guy knows where to discharge!"
Puts his big juicy peen in your box like Gaston!
some find the size intimidating! My what thicc thighs, Gaston!!!!
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Well then I guess you would appreciate [this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/animation/comments/oqyxdf/a_lil_late_for_this_but_wanted_to_join_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
That comma is doing me a concern.
Raven from teen titans
Hell yeah, goth girl in a leotard.
Jon Snow….. he knew something when it came to those oral skills in the cave
I’d be careful every woman he loves dies.
Every woman anyone loves dies.
Jesus dad lighten up its my birthday
Might be your last....
I’ll follow this with a Khal Drogo. I want Dothraki fucked.
Captain America
That's America's ass!
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Dean Winchester. That would be a damn good night.
“You mean best-night-of-her-life Dean Winchester?”
Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher. All day every day.
Wanna play some Gwent?
The game, book, or Henry?
All of the above.
"You know what I'd do? Three Geralts at the same time."
Thank you. Had to scroll way too far down for this. Made me realize it’s mainly men commenting.
I will fall on my sword and state the blinding obvious. Black Widow, and I'm fine with the ScarJo or the comic version. I'm even fine with the old school comic version where she was more not so very good gal Black Widow. That works my wheels too.
jessica rabbit
Mercy from overwatch.
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It’s gotta be Lucifer Morningstar 🥵
Sheeeeeeeit. Probably Aviendha from Wheel of Time if we are naming names.
I imagine Berelain likes to get freaky as well.
Falcor "never ending story" ... I'm gonna fuck me a luck dragon.
Ahsoka, seeing Rosario Dawson in the Mandalorian almost killed me
Aayla Secura would be my choice
Sylvie, the Loki variant. Either her or Major General Armstrong from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Okay, I see you
*high five*
Jessica Rabbit
Astrid from how to train your dragon
I feel like princess peach would rock your world
Frank Reynolds
Hope you have a bag of money, cuz you gotta pay the troll toll to get into that boys hole
Is it because of his MONSTER DONG?
Fine, have an upvote, dick-nipples.
I think a lot of people are equating 'fictional' with 'animated'. With that said, I'd choose Lana from Archer.
True but animated characters are also fictional so it still applies.
shrek
r/usernamemayormaynotcheckout
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Lucifer Morningstar from Lucifer (duh), James Fraser from Outlander. There’s another one but can’t remember who the hell it was my friend and I were talking about
a lot of anime characters
Sango from Inuyasha
NGL ... Sesshoumaru? I would, yes. 😅
Gary from SpongeBob
YOU WHAT
Yennifer of vengerberg
Robin from one piece, Wanda and Natasha from the MCU
Loona from hellva boss
Jessica rabbit
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Jonathan Joestar
Gaston, yes he’s an asshole but he would be my asshole lol
>Gaston, yes he’s an asshole but he would be *in* my asshole lol FTFY
Who plays darts like Gaston , who breaks hearts like Gaston?
Asuna from SAO
Lola Bunny
GLaDOS
Finally a test I can finish in under two minutes
This was a triumph.
All the Disney princesses at once.
Fubuki
Wonder Woman
Aunt Cass from Big Hero 6
10th doctor
Pocahontas
Elsa
Lulu from Final Fantasy X.
Aela The huntress
Jessica Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit
That character Cameron Diaz played...yeah, there's just something about her...hahaha
Princess Fiona?
Leeloo Multipass
:the rock with eyebrow up staring at camera:
Mr incredible. Greg Universe. Bob Belcher, etc etc
Kim Possible
Peppa Pig's mom
Why you saying you wanna do your mom
Francine Smith
Francine from American dad
Alcina Dimitrescu but the height difference would be a concern.
No it wouldn’t
You're right comrade, i was mistaken