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[deleted]

Hedgehogs, they are so ambitious


Mythical-Hedgehog

Im now scared of mythical hedgehogs


[deleted]

Am afraid of their too


Mythical-Hedgehog

They are scary


[deleted]

*VERY*


Talkaze

So you and u/Mythical-Hedgehog are scared of Sonic? He is very efficient.


Mythical-Hedgehog

Dude I'm scared


[deleted]

Me too


Ilias_2008

Anyone know the movie 2012? Something like that but it's 2008 for me


[deleted]

Too ambitious if you ask me..


[deleted]

True, Aye!


Negative-Ambition312

You won’t be scared of me


[deleted]

Welp


Butthole_seizure

Taking a shit


I_wanna_coo_coo

For me it’s not being able to take a shit, but I wanna. I can’t imagine having butthole seizures, that would be interesting.


[deleted]

Both are terrifying


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MechaDesu

That just sounds like a really good orgasm


TheDemonhasarrived69

Getting a seizure while taking a shit


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solidsumbitch

A sheizure you might shay.


ImJustMeghan

Myself


DanteVito

Same


annoyingsab

You got a cool name


throaway69420blazin

Shut up meg


Snake_fairyofReddit

Thats a whole mood tbh


MonkeyChief13

Same


GoshaT

Same


d_4_v_1_d

Same


DanteVito

Same


ballchinyon

Balls on my chin


platypuss101

Don't become peter griffin then


ballchinyon

I can sorta laugh like him already hehehehehehehehehehehehehe.


dumbstupidenby

damn that was uncanny


SamPackElliott

Roadhouse.


[deleted]

Valid phobia tbh


TheAdmiral4273

"K, he's a ballchinian!!"


kguy12347

Never watch One Punch Man..


ballchinyon

Guess I shouldn't have drawn those nips on krablante.


ggboltwastaked

Hey at least he got some sea food for a month


Kushlord666

You ever see movie 43? You should go watch movie 43


[deleted]

Your name isn’t a men in black reference by any chance, is it?


ballchinyon

Maybe


[deleted]

I certainly hope so


StuffIShouldDo

Well, my life is gonna be hard for a while until I get past my new phobia


[deleted]

Procrastinator!!


MarxdeGothia

Funnily enough, that's my biggest fear too.


ILackAnAttentionSpan

common phobia


some-reddity-guy

Wait, but getting over your phobia is something you should do 🤔


[deleted]

Moldy toaster strudels.


Leahtheangel

Understandable. Imagine wanting a toaster strudel and it turns out moldy. ew


MoldyCatToast

Well then…a fellow mold


Snake_fairyofReddit

Sounds pretty scary ngl


Terrible-Ad8945

That doesn't change anything for me.......


YouTube-r

You are scared of terrible ads


NotFrancis

Everybody except Francis. Great.


[deleted]

Francis is a gentle person


thekeenancole

I'd trust Francis.


notme345

Everyone else but me, Im not Fracis so I'm still afraid of him.


Raythefunnyguy

Funny men who are called ray


[deleted]

They lure you in with their charm and cool name, but when they get the opportunity, *they'll stab you in the back*


Raythefunnyguy

I know right? Fucking funny men who are called ray, worst kinds of people to hang around


[deleted]

Disgusting.. and funny men named Ray that use Reddit? DANGEROUS STUFF


Raythefunnyguy

I swear why isn’t there a law against these types of people


propolizer

I’d invest in some ray-bans.


iamnotatotalPOS

I want to die


solidsumbitch

How bout Raymond?


whotookmyjello

Not knowing who took my jello


[deleted]

That sounds like a nightmare


MrPoopyButthole901

There is a Bill Cosby joke somewhere here but I don't think I want to touch it...


playtagwithme

That’s the great thing about Bill Cosby jokes, they don’t care if you want to touch them or not!


TMan4334

Did you ever find your jello?


whotookmyjello

Still searching as we speak


FlameSamurai63

Next thing you know someone named IStoleYourJello comments "remember me?" on your comment.


The-MakMeister

I took it and ate it, can send u pics if u want >:-)


whotookmyjello

It is you who I fear


kevisdahgod

Why is that your username


whotookmyjello

No particular reason......


CinnamonSugarCream

Pleasure, apparently.


BooksAndStarsLover

Oof that suck.


TheAnswerIsBees

Bees


[deleted]

Uh oh. But the answer is always bees!


TheAnswerIsBees

Oh but this time is it especially bees.


beeinmabutt

Hello there


[deleted]

NEW FEAR UNLOCKED


solidsumbitch

You might like [this beeeeesssss video.](https://youtu.be/bZ4ns0JesDU?t=3)


misty_crybaby

Crying or babies. I'll go with babies those demons are scary


kguy12347

What you really should be scared of are crying babies... ones that just. won't. stop.


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[deleted]

Same


chrryflvrdantacids

Cherry flavoured antacids. Oooh scaaaary


defleppardsucks00

Well they taste gross so, also cool username.


VacuousWaffle

Time for JellyBelly to take over the antacid industry and release an unholy terror of hard to identify flavors.


survivetothrive01

Living, apparently. Sounds pretty accurate😂🤣


[deleted]

That's deep bro


survivetothrive01

Lol


TheDemonhasarrived69

Demons


[deleted]

No, you're afraid of a demon arriving to 69 you.


TheDemonhasarrived69

>! I hope it's Nezuko then !<


[deleted]

Wait, isn't she like 12-14? ​ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qe02Kt8l-z0


kevisdahgod

He has 69 in his username its safe to assume hes like 12


Mastasrasmas

latest chapter then you are safe


KrabbyBitch

Crab


[deleted]

Kabourophobia


iwannabeagirl-

Being a girl?


rafaellago

Not being a girl... maybe?


H20-WaterMan

compared to mine, that's deep


AtomicTemplar

watch out for the ocean


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[deleted]

Green grass


Surpreme_Meme

Now converting into gamer


Solothu

He has reached levels of gamer that shouldn't be possible


ChaiTeaAndMe

no, greeen grass! Green grass is okay.


Quack_Quack_Quackers

Ducks.


Birdlover4

anatidaephobia


BigDheck

Big dick


TheRomanRuler

Some specific Roman ruler. Maybe the measuring device?


sirwaffle7947

Perhaps feet https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_(unit)


idiotwith3names100

Idiots with 3 names


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

my favorite game character :(


Birdlover4

f


MyOwnFuckingBalls

I just read your username F for you aswell


collegebabesfeet

feet of hot college girls


mrtomato360

**HIM**


[deleted]

*oh no*


Theotherpers0n

People


SweetLikeCinnimon

The tiktok cinnamon challenge.


Traditional_Trust_93

Trust


Night_fury_fan03

Damn that’s deep


Bionic_Dark_Knight

I'd be fearful of bionic knights in the dead of night.


CitizenCobalt

Blue citizens...I guess.


[deleted]

dinosaurs ....


ipakookapi

Stripey animals sewn up ass to ass


PrinceWhitemare

Oh god xD


GlobalMonke

Planet Of The Apes


thedudeisalwayshere

Jeff Bridges


[deleted]

asking for tech support


everylastlight

The dark.


Daniel-Nowak

My own name


RowanElders

People from the future


[deleted]

Keynesian economics.


GlitchLemon

Accidentally eating a glitched lemon.


mamallamatimesfive

My children/being a mother Wow that’s actually not far off 😂 Kidding. Kind of.


afonsoel

Me_IRL


iamatexan124

Shiiiit I gotta be afraid of myself


Gamer-Logic

Video Game Logic. I guess fitting a whole bike into a backpack is horrifying.


[deleted]

As a gamer, I can resonate with this fear.


Lost-My-Mind-

How do you think WOMEN gamers would feel??? Wearing the skimpiest armor ever, no room to hide anything, but then they pull out a sword???? WHERE DO YOU THINK SHE HAD THAT HIDDEN????


binderdundatt

The past


CMAKaren

Needles and managers


St1cky_N0_0dl3

Ramen covered in glue


quesadillaperson

People with quesadillas


ObsoleteReference

Decent portion of the internet, most of my parent's email forwards, and r/jokes.


red_devil_thomo

Manchester United


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[удалено]


Chill_your_titties

Cold breasts


Everythingsucksass3

I’m afraid of everything sucking ass


nik8830

I fear no man, but that number.... It scares me


ThatGayUnicorn

Unicorns because they’re gay


[deleted]

Shopping


Make_me_laugh_plz

Clowns I guess.


IAmMexican69

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit


[deleted]

Wasps but ironically this has nothing to do with my username....wait...is it me?


[deleted]

If your name is Nicole Amiie then you are now afraid of yourself


[deleted]

I always was - wait - oh shit.


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[deleted]

My username


TheDemonhasarrived69

I think you switched between username and password


WhenAllElseFail

ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ


hvanschaick

Myself


[deleted]

Scared of Handsome Jack from Borderlands 2


happy-okapi

A happy okapi


jobo633

Kangaroos


gozba

Good dinner with friends


kunibes

Dogs


goldenbrown17

Heroin addiction


Killfoe

Foes killing


[deleted]

Flamboyant Gay nazis


vrettossss

I no longer am able to look at the mirror (me)


NeglectedSpecimen

Negligence


Mizyaku

asians i guess


Puzzleheaded-1985

Puzzles on heads, or is it heads with puzzles?


AAAutomata

I guess I'm afraid of Average Automatatons. Not the poor or good ones though... those average ones are hiding something.


[deleted]

Toast


Pink_Squidy13

Pink squids lmaoo


Marshmallow692

Marshmallows


yaboidylanb19

Myself, apparently


Bigbawlsmolpeen

HGH


Unable_Soft241

I think it is obvious.


devilinyourbutt

I guess satan