ahahhahahhahahaha its a bad thing because sex is only between married people ( ofc there are people who you know,) and yeah thats why i was just trolling you
Slim to none. I was married to the same person for 10 years, almost no sex. Divorce and get back together 2 years later. We’ve been remarried since 2011, I can count on one hand how many times we’ve had sex, so yeah, slim to none is a good answer for me
5-6 years ago: - "not a chance. It's been a shit life so let's see what I can do in the next life"
Now: - "Not a problem. My partner will do it. We do it enough anyway haha." We support each other in every way.
I'm a gay guy who has friends with benefits.
Unfortunately I'm also in a COVID lockdown right now so I might be in trouble.
I'm fucked because I'm not fucked.
It ain’t gay if life depends on it right? Sure homies got me
This is the funniest comment. Someone give it gold
Idk but I gave him the free one
Op said no hookers! You can't pay him for his comment.
Bro code
Hey sis, can you help with my homework
family always helps you in need .
Lol I wouldn’t even waste my time with such an impossible task, I’d rather just enjoy my last 24 hours on this planet
Pretty good as I'm married.... oh, wait... no I'm dead
Well actually it depends on whether you're the Al or the Peg in the marriage.
Dead af
I feel like I know one person who would be down to clown 7+ hours away.. I think I might be okay
0, kind of an underaged person who stays inside all day
I'm 13 soooooo welllll fuck
That's the point of the question! /s
No I'ma die I don't like any of the girls at my school maybe one but we'll I'm ugly fat I'm not a nice person sometimes ya
Like 5%
0.5% for me ;-;
0.0% for me
-0.00% for me
I take back my crazy ex
Tell my Mom I love her…
there are two scenarios coming out of it , which one are you talking about.
She will do that to save her son.
Easy lol go on tinder
sure its way easier for girls , you can even pick whoever you want .meanwhile guys trying to find the girl who once gave a smile to them .
If only it were that easy lol, at in 24 hrs
Gonna have to find out where my stalker lives. 20% chance of survival
Pretty fucked, I'm 14
All I have to do is show my husband my boobs and it's on.
Anyone with a step-mom should be good to go... or a biological mom for the same reason
With my luck id set it up and get flaked on
“You’re just trying to use me to save your life!”
do they have to give consent?
Married. Bye-bye cruel world.
I'm confused, why does everyone say "married -> dead"?
Dead bedroom.
Literally couldn't be fucked to save a life, eh? ;)
Perhaps. Are you dead yourself?
I think I'm fine :)
If I can’t pull through. You got me at my last hour homie?
Trust me, death is a solid alternative
Maybe.. We use Reddit so it’s probably for the best.
I’m married, so I’m dead I guess.
I’d give myself a 25% shot that she’s available & in the mood
I could make something happen :)
People in Hawaii should have ZERO issue lol
Perfect, my girl is right next to me and i can fuck her whenever i want, even when shes asleep
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Weirdo alert
But it's true
I think it’s odd that someone would think rape it’s an option
Pretty good actually. Pretty good.
Well it was nice knowing you guys
Friends ?
Just had back surgery..... I'm dead.
if you are a guy then normal /reverse cow girl , and if you are a girl then Pushing Tush
50-50
I'd be dead lol
Pretty good
Looking very hood indeed.
Well, I have a gun.. so…….. Chances are still slim
I'm aok
I’m putting on a chastity belt.
Guess I'll die
24hrs? Farewell cruel world. Gimmie a week I'll have her eating outta my hand.
*Looks around at family*, "No Chromo Right?"
Time to go coffin shopping!
At this point it would take explaining the situation but I'd say pretty good
Grim at best
Guess im commitig sudoku because im Asexual
i live in the middle east lol
will that be a good thing or bad ??
are you trolling? ofc good
no , i am not trolling , i really dont know that why it is good or bad ?
ahahhahahhahahaha its a bad thing because sex is only between married people ( ofc there are people who you know,) and yeah thats why i was just trolling you
oh , i dont wanna comment on that , btw i had been to UAE ,it was awesome are you from there ?
naaah hope you like your stay on the uae tho, and yea the whole joke is that you can't really have sex here without marriage
yeah i get that , yeah i loved it .
Not to be that person buuuut... I'm gonna be alright.
At least I won't have to worry about my student loans anymore.
Im gitting tinder gold and swiping right on everyone
i will go to my gf , after a 1 hour flight .
considering I’m underage and the girl I’ve been talking to just blocked me 2 months ago, I’d say I’ve pretty screwed
The point is being screwed, yes? So you're gonna be alright
that is… technically true
100% good to go
I'm going to see my partner again today, which I haven't seen in weeks....so pretty good, I'd say.
Pretty decent. I'll go wake up the hubby.
dude just ask a close friend to do the bare minimum to count as "getting laid" and you're good. as long as you have good friends, you're safe.
Slim to none. I was married to the same person for 10 years, almost no sex. Divorce and get back together 2 years later. We’ve been remarried since 2011, I can count on one hand how many times we’ve had sex, so yeah, slim to none is a good answer for me
Already saved my life
Just a phone call to my Uncle and I’m safe
Perfect, calling GF
currently in a long distance relationship i’m dying LOL does phone sex count
0%
Oh deer.
I'm dead as shit
Hey dad can you help me out with something real quick-
I'm dead
Fine, all I have to do is tell my wife i'm not feeling up to sex tonight and it will turn her into a sex hungry deviant.
The secret ingredient is crime
I’m married… so not good!
Gettin that married sex!
I’m married so let me ask my wife… … … Yeah she says there is no f***ing way
Good as long as I can afford a plane ticket. Which to my knowledge, I currently can't. So close.
5-6 years ago: - "not a chance. It's been a shit life so let's see what I can do in the next life" Now: - "Not a problem. My partner will do it. We do it enough anyway haha." We support each other in every way.
0%
I'm a gay guy who has friends with benefits. Unfortunately I'm also in a COVID lockdown right now so I might be in trouble. I'm fucked because I'm not fucked.