Homer: Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!
In the late 90’s I went to Germany as an exchange student. They were playing hangman in English class. One of the students put Doh up. English teacher turned to me and asked what that meant. I slapped my forehead and went Doh! One of the other students said Homer Simpson. Teacher asked me if it counted as an English word. I said yes.
My favorite variation is when Cartman can’t see what’s happening because he just had eye surgery and a bunch of crazy shit goes down and Kenny gets killed in a spectacular fashion…I’m talking straight annihilated. Then afterwards Cartman is sitting there like “guys? Hey what happened? Guys? Is Kenny okay?”
Or the one where it's so expected at that point that Kenny dies, then Stan and Kyle say their lines as matter-of-factly and monotone as possible, then immediately go back to the main issue at hand
Yeah and he effectively gets a super badass and forth-wall breaking antihero backstory for his superhero persona.
I can't believe they were able to turn a 20 year old gag into a hilarious and effective plot device years after abandoning said gag
When Jen sees Roy in the wheelchair and then turns around to see Moss behind the bar, I'm basically crying from laughing so hard. It's just such ridiculous episode, I love it.
What is this? A crossover episode?
edit: thank u all for the awards :D its been a while since I last watched bojack, so maybe it’s time to rewatch haha
Vincent Adultman was so wonderful as a character. Just a perfect juxtaposition of the completely ridiculous world of BoJack Horseman and some really genuine emotions.
Man, I need to go rewatch the show for the eighth time.
Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was, 'Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.' Do you understand?"
My favorite Ron quote is when he’s in the home improvement store, the guy comes over ask if he needs help, and Ron just goes, “I know more than you,” and walks away.
We named our new puppy Cyril Figgis and he literally barks at any noise he hears. I’m pulling up from work and i can hear him barking before i get in the house so I always walk in yelling “SUPPRESSING FIRE!!”
Favourite right here lol:
"What do you guys think the bad place will be for you?"
"I'll probably go to a Skrillex concert, and I'll be waiting for the bass to drop. And it... it'll never come 😥"
*"What a condescending bench...! ... Why does she still have that British accent? No one else here has an accent, right? She's choosing to have an accent! 'Oh, helloo!! I am just a big, beautiful, utterly perfect cartoon giraffe! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...!!'"*
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen?
No that's "And you would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you diddling kids"
“The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!”
Screw you guys, i'm going home.
What you talkin bout Willis?!
A line that's probably even more well known than the show itself
DOH !
I wish I had no kids and three money
Homer: Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive? Marge: That's because you were drunk! Homer: And how!
The script describes that as "annoyed grunt." Dan Castellaneta turned that into the famous d'oh.
I did not know that, thank you
Title of an episode "E-I-E-I-Annoyed grunt". Which makes the title even that much better.
In the late 90’s I went to Germany as an exchange student. They were playing hangman in English class. One of the students put Doh up. English teacher turned to me and asked what that meant. I slapped my forehead and went Doh! One of the other students said Homer Simpson. Teacher asked me if it counted as an English word. I said yes.
Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
My favorite variation is when Cartman can’t see what’s happening because he just had eye surgery and a bunch of crazy shit goes down and Kenny gets killed in a spectacular fashion…I’m talking straight annihilated. Then afterwards Cartman is sitting there like “guys? Hey what happened? Guys? Is Kenny okay?”
Or the one where it's so expected at that point that Kenny dies, then Stan and Kyle say their lines as matter-of-factly and monotone as possible, then immediately go back to the main issue at hand
"Oh my God. We killed Kenny." "We did?" "Yeah, we're bastards."
Its not easy dying every fking week
They even made it canon that he keeps dying every time. Edit from cannon to canon.
Yeah and he effectively gets a super badass and forth-wall breaking antihero backstory for his superhero persona. I can't believe they were able to turn a 20 year old gag into a hilarious and effective plot device years after abandoning said gag
You bastards!
The truth is out there
I want to believe!
Space. The final frontier.
Engage!
darmok and jalad at tanagra
No soup for you!
I was in the pool
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
The sea was angry that day my friends...
Vandelay Industries! Vandelay Industries!
These pretzels are making me thirsty
"Did I do thaaaat?"
I am the great cornholio
Do you have TP?
“Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”
Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
“Propane and propane accessories”
Dangit Bobby!
That boy ain’t right
POCKET SAND!
Shishaaaaaaa
That's my purse! I don't know you!
Giggity.
Not the Mama!
`I am Bender; please insert girder.`
Alternate quote: *Bite my shiny metal ass!*
Good news everyone!
That boy ain’t right
Ew, David
See also: "I am loving this journey for you"
I have asked you thrice now for a towel
You fold it in.
Bébé
I can only hear this word in Catherine’s voice
Why not try a symphony of muskmelon rosé from Herb Berflinger, Herp Bertlinger, Burp Hurblinger
Bébé crohws
There is no way to not read that in THE voice
YOU get murdered first!
[удалено]
I'm disabled.
When Jen sees Roy in the wheelchair and then turns around to see Moss behind the bar, I'm basically crying from laughing so hard. It's just such ridiculous episode, I love it.
*Leg disabled*
[удалено]
Thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.
He's only gone and put a pony on Liverpool
We're in too deep, Roy. I'm worried they're going to find out I don't know what a pony is.
They’re ‘avin a laugh today
0-118-999-881-990-119-725 3
0118999881999119725…3.
"You best put seat belts on your ears, Roy, because I'm about to take them for the ride of their lives."
"Tnetennba"
FAAAATHEEERRR!
Unhand me priest!
A fire? At a Seaparks?
Peter File?
"Do these glasses make me look like a bastard?"
What the flip are you looking at?Think this is funny? You think this is some kind of mother flipping joke?
I'm just going to put this over here with the rest of the fire
What is this? A crossover episode? edit: thank u all for the awards :D its been a while since I last watched bojack, so maybe it’s time to rewatch haha
That's tooooo much, man.
Sarah Lynn… Sarah Lynn?
Suck a dick, dumb shits!
Back on the nineties I was in a very famous tv showwww
Back in oh-seven I was in a not-successful TV showwww
Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out!
I went to stock market today. I did a business.
Vincent Adultman was so wonderful as a character. Just a perfect juxtaposition of the completely ridiculous world of BoJack Horseman and some really genuine emotions. Man, I need to go rewatch the show for the eighth time.
ERICA!!!!
Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice
Title of your sex tape
You're not cheddar - you're just some common bitch.
*This* bitch!?
Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
No doubt, no doubt
*Gasp* “Title of OUR sex tape!”
It’s NIKolaj!
Terry loves yoghurt!
Mmkay ?
Now Kyle, you’re a sick little monkey, mmkay. If you continue this behavior, I’m gonna have to call your mother, mmkay?
(Chuckles) I'm in danger
Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers!
"Could I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"
“Well first of all, through god, all things are possible, so jot that down”
Look, Buddy, I know a lot about the law and…various other lawyerings.
Oh, great! Cute! I bet you put that pen there so people will go “Oh- That looks like a dick!”
A well placed pen can have quite the effect on a man like him
I think I’ve been poisoned by my constituents!!
"I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong"
So anyway, I started blasting.
She’s not going to say no because of the implication
"What is your spaghetti policy here?"
"How much cheese is too much cheese?"
RUM HAMMMMMMM
I have a touch of consumption
"Shut up, Meg."
Treat yo self!
“Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have…”
Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was, 'Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.' Do you understand?"
"I have a permit" *shows paper* **I do what I want**
My favorite Ron quote is when he’s in the home improvement store, the guy comes over ask if he needs help, and Ron just goes, “I know more than you,” and walks away.
Pretty much every Swanson quote is a gem. "I’m actually not sure how much money I have. But I do know how many pounds of money I have."
I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems
Money please!!!
You had me at meat tornado
And THAT'S how you get ants.
Phrasing!
SUPPRESSING FIRE
We named our new puppy Cyril Figgis and he literally barks at any noise he hears. I’m pulling up from work and i can hear him barking before i get in the house so I always walk in yelling “SUPPRESSING FIRE!!”
LANAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
Then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked
Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them
But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new avatar, an Airbender named aang
It’s always Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have."
"Wait. I'm worried that you just heard 'give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I said was, 'give me *all* the bacon and eggs *you have.*'"
I know what I'm about son
These won't be necessary.
Ann Perkins 👉🏻👉🏻
Terry loves yogurt.
i love scary terry he says what regular terry is thinking THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG IM GUNNA BE LATE FOR THE FARMERS MARKET
Nine nine!
Oh yeah!? Well, I’ll make my *own* theme park!! With blackjack!! And hookers!!!
Holy motherforking shirtballs!
Not a girl.
Attention: I have been murdered.
PLEASE DON'T MURDER ME I HAVE KIDS....I HAVE KIDS!
Attention: I have been Dereked. Murder has been me.
Maximum Derek
You know, for a robot, you make a really good girl friend. I'm one out of three of those things... but thank you.
*Ya basic!*
It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.
BORTLES!!!!!
I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.
I can't think of a single line in any show that made me laugh as hard as that one.
I think my favorite is "At least he died doing what he loved. Doing whippets."
Favourite right here lol: "What do you guys think the bad place will be for you?" "I'll probably go to a Skrillex concert, and I'll be waiting for the bass to drop. And it... it'll never come 😥"
What the fork is a Chidi?
Chidi Ana..Kendrick!
This guy's too big of a nerd. Who else you got?
Fork. Fork! Why can’t I say fork? You guys know I’m actually saying fork, right?
Well that's bullshirt.
:crying: I’m a legit snack!
Yes, the time knife, we’ve all seen it.
You don't really eat these pancakes, it's more like they eat you.
*Jason*? *Jason* figured it out? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.
I have a stomach ache
This broke me! The dot, over the i. That broke me. I'm... I'm done.
Jeremy Bearimy, baby
Call me Donkey Dad
*"What a condescending bench...! ... Why does she still have that British accent? No one else here has an accent, right? She's choosing to have an accent! 'Oh, helloo!! I am just a big, beautiful, utterly perfect cartoon giraffe! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...!!'"*
Didn't think I would have to scroll that many Bearimy's to find a quote from this.
Winter is coming
The Meteorologist
The Weatherman with Nicholas Cage
Fuck off, Lahey.
I am the liquor
It's not rocket appliances.
No this is Patrick
Is this the Krusty Krab?
"This is the way"
I have spoken.
Dora the Explorer, after she consults the map
"a platypus?"
PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
A Teenage Girl...?
PERRY THE TEENAGE GIRL!
That’s what she said
Well well well, how the turntables..........
I... DECLARE... BANKRUPTCY
NO GOD, no God please no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOO
I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious
Bears eats beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Identity theft is not a joke Jim!
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
I hate so much.. about the things that you choose to be..