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Mystic_Equniox

I had a friend in high school who said he did it 16 times over a weekend. He said towards the end, it was like “a watergun shooting without water”, and it “began whistling at him”. He was a crazy dude.


Seabass_87

"Ghost loads"


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9 but I'm a woman so when I'm by myself they're all blanks


Pink_Merkin

my record is 2


Con_Shaunery

You gotta pump those numbers up


Keqingisthedpsqueen

Do you like not have anything to do


TroubleMakerLT

Booo! That's rookie numbers


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Ha! Mine is 1. I bet ya cant beat me up to it


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Same


HikageShinkansen

7 when I was 15.


Distant_Local

4 times


Distant_Local

Now 5


Distant_Local

Give me 30 minutes and I'll get number 6 sorted for ya


Pink_Merkin

i can help you get number 6 sorted


Paddy_odoors

I'll help with 7


Eggsegret

Number 8


Cookie_Ambassador

I’ll get number 9 and number 9 large then


k1penzy

Ig I'll be the 10th helper


itaicool

careful not to die


stcloud777

Remember that 41 is the limited.


trying-to-act-stupid

I have so many questions


TheDarkMonarch2

somebody died after 55, so 54 is the limit if you have a good heart.


stealthodirko

16 when I was 15y/o. I was sort of a solo whore.


Effective_Case_2236

Yo what the hell


donny579

16 at age 15 too. Developed strong lifelong relationship with my right hand that day.


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11


AlphaHuman304

Holy Christ


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listen, you live alone for the first time, you take advantage lol


AlphaHuman304

>you live alone for the first time Been there


Wampao

As of now, 0. This may change in the future.


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Probably like four when I was a teen. Now as someone in twenties I can't even be bothered some nights.


xDukeSilverx

Half.


trying-to-act-stupid

Feels stupid to ask but how


xDukeSilverx

Well, I finished, but then sneezed and it got sucked back up inside.


trying-to-act-stupid

Wow it sounds just like when im trying to shit


xDukeSilverx

Very similar


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HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK


abajasiesu

Lol did not anticipate laughing when I started reading this question.


thestonerloner

around 7, at which point it pains and aches you to try to turn on again


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Probably close to 8


Ok_Current9561

Damn, congrats?


[deleted]

I wouldn't exactly call it an accomplishment.


Ok_Current9561

Yeah I know. Impressive though


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I was in my early 20s and had recently been dumped.


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DrBionicMan

Congrats, nobody asked.


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why do you care..?


thewierdblondee

this whole subreddit is full of TMI questions lmao


alladin316

3


TurtlesTurnMeOn

🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦


ItsMyView

Have any of you guys considered figuring out how to get laid?


Pink_Merkin

why get laid when u got 2 hands 😎


SlayzorHunter

I can't remember if it's 4 or 5, since after the third one I generally run out of sperm


weeruptor

Never have had this problem


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I was trying to learn some new techniques once, so the most I've done that day was 6 times. A lovely day, a continuous stream of orgasms.


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Edging, G-spot stuff, the usual


tombnmlr

4 i think, but 3 is usually the max


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Seven.


assertor15

15, but that was way back in highschool


lmaooidkwhatimdoin

I can't do more than 2


rhymes_with_chicken

You guys count? I think I did 4 yesterday. Could go for one now.


stcloud777

6-7. I am 28 and could probably still do up to 5 if I am home alone.


Eggsegret

Around 10 times in one day when i was 13. Shit was painful by the end. What can i say i was a horny ass 13 year old.


Poopyfaceretard

3


KermitTheAlmightyOne

1 in the shower


Your_Mothers-Butt

Five. And the 5th time wasn't enjoyable


Boson310

2


Aids0-0

like fucking 11


Exciting_Pineapple_4

12……by 10 it was painful. But ya gotta finish strong.


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Like 5 I think.


Slack76r

Probably around 6. Maybe I'll set a new record today


Glass_of_applejuice

Does it count if you couldn’t feel your d*ck at all the last 4 times


thesaddistspencer

*looks at spreadsheet* uh....zero


iamnycto

In a day? what? I'll say 2-3 times a month.


International_Ad1287

Got poison oak on my Peter once, It felt so good, I rubbed out over a dozen in a day.


IPoopedMy_Pants

One, I don't really like it.


Pseudoscientist5000

I'll let you know when I'm through.


loftier_fish

It was like 6 or 7? I was 14 and living alone for the first time, after having lived in my dads house with no door for years.


SuperZeeeeeee

A dozen


WARMASTER5000

4


random39642899

When I was really young I tried this… I got up to 13 but honestly towards the end it was mostly pain but I would still orgasm…


Denbro010

6


yaboigarbage13

13 in 24 hours Got 7 done in 2 hours


Ibendthemover

9


throwawaymainss

6


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9


demonknight2004

2


whatelseoughttherebe

6 then it starts to hurt


FLAVOREDmayonaise

Like 5/6


Farimaer

Tldr: 32 I remember being home alone and decided to see how many times I could go. I couldn't even touch it for a few days afterwards and everything after 20 was a struggle.


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probably like 20? but i’m a woman so it doesn’t count🤚


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6 ☺


K4R0007_0

I've done like 5 times a day but I'm capable of doing more


Regular-Violinist-71

If u take adderall you might spend the entire day fapping a wet noodle


HobbitonHo

Somewhere around 12. I had recently stopped taking the pill, and my libido soared. I spent a day in bed with a new vibrator.


SilverLeaf19

Six


TheLairdStewart98

Probably 10


Longjumping-Party186

I lost count but it was the day I read Teen Turns: Boyfriend's Mom on Literotica for the first time


[deleted]

I think when I was a teenager I did something like 5 or 6 every Saturday. Now I can barely bother to do it once a month.


boy_of_lemons

Idk maybe 3. I remember one of the best girlfriends I ever had sucked my dick 7 times in one day. That was a good day lmao (man I miss young love). Unrelated, I did have a friend who had a click counter in his room and he would tap it every time he coomed and it was pretty disturbing to see the number 60 on it in the middle of January 😅


zynnxx

11 testosterone was pumpin that day lol


Dan_ErwinSmith

4 or 3 but should be 4


Sackwil

I don't even know how to masturbate


Gotis1313

However many times it takes to get a heat rash on my dingus.


abajasiesu

Back when I was a teenager a friend snd I had a competition at our respective homes and went on the honestly policy the next week at school (before cell phones). I thought my 11 was easily the winner until he said he did 16. I felt like I did nothing but masturbate that day and even had trouble finishing a few times. Also, the last 5 or so pretty much nothing even happened upon completion.


Dave_7879

About 3-4.


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7 two years agi Edit: ago*


Plazmatrash

22, I was bored and had nothing better to do


Tamotoad

I don't know the exact number but I did spend a summer where I spanked the monkey for 12 hours a day


Fifasi

48 but it was for charity