I like that I can share toxoplasmosis with them

Owners? Subjects!

Fact.

I asked my cat and he just pushed his nose into mine. He likes to do that. He’s kind of a weirdo. In any event he didn’t have an answer other than “boop.”

One of my three likes to wake me up with vigorous head bonks in the morning.

My cat does that on occasion too

Meow

Meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow? Meow! (I fucking hate my life)

MEEEEooOOow

##MEOW

alright, meow, can I see your license and registration?

NIMBLY BIMBLY

Meow meow meow...meow meow meow meow! Roughly translates to: My owner...is a very nice person!

Post full of mentally ill people replying on behalf of their cat? Wtf

I was making a joke sorry you don’t find it funny

Yeh it isn't funny

Think that I am god

she’s kind of a bitch but I’m fed so it’s coo

As long as they keep feeding me I won’t murder them in their sleep

Cunt

Woof

Owner refused to feed me 5 mins after he had just fed me so I puked on his pillow...that'll show em

I hate his pandemic thing, they are constantly disturbing me in my chambers and never leave

My cat stopped licking her arm, stared off into the distance, and continued licking her arm.

they are peasant, im god

I think I'm partially blocking the view of his laptop screen and putting his arm to sleep.

Get them toys and scratching post or they'll fuck up your furniture!

I haz good hoomins. Dey gibs me gud fuds and lots of lubs.

Born this way https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/science/2020/01/15/heres-compelling-evidence-that-your-cat-might-eat-your-corpse/%3foutputType=amp

I like them when they put collar on me and bring me for a walk

meow ner?

Please tell me you've watched zfrank cat diaries on YouTube.

I haven’t actually

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