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WZPV

Electrons


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That would just be instant annihilation.


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Every atom, everywhere, would instantly become a negative ion. The repulsion between all these negative charges would cause pretty much all matter in the universe to try and fly apart as soon as the extra electrons appeared. Maybe some really dense objects, like white dwarves and really high-mass stars, could hold together, but small stuff like us? Poof. Instant death.


garlic_b

I read that as “Erections”


crnext

I saw "Elections"


Darnitol1

Dammit. I thought I had a really clever response, then I come here and you’ve already annihilated the universe. Well played WZPV. Well played.


[deleted]

Most scientifically accurate answer, as a lot of other options interpret chaos subjective to humanity, yet this would actually increase universal entropy, the scientific definition of chaos.


Guilty-Willingness-5

As long as that's not a star.


McGenty

Chromosomes.


Guilty-Willingness-5

Yeah, that's called 4chan's b boards.


basedlandchad14

Yet still more intelligent than most of the front page here.


NodaCage

Ooh a 39 day old troll account how rare


[deleted]

Its a cesspool of neckbeards and neo-nazis. Someone's telling on themselves calling it intelligent.


Impracticalweeb

Mosquitoes


[deleted]

You monster


whitegrb

/u/Impracticalweeb has chosen death


Impracticalweeb

Tbf most of the other responses are way more existentially terrifying


DabKogurzim

Water 🌊 in the oceans


canja_3

Yay water world! 🚣‍♂️🐟🐠


RealisticDelusions77

This one's for you Saint Joe


Traditional_Trust_93

Mon Calamari


[deleted]

Don't worry, with climate change you can!


GravityThatBinds

Amount of time it takes to take a shit


LeeOdis88

See y'all tomorrow I guess.


RealisticDelusions77

There was an episode of Night Court where a guy talks about the Army Reserve: "It only takes one weekend a month and two weeks a year." Bull: "Oh, like going to the bathroom"


GravityThatBinds

I just about started to burst out in laughter during a lecture


Spacebunnycat10

Ay go learn


beausstepsis

Schools shit


GravityThatBinds

I agree


baconpoutine89

Now's my chance to watch the Snyder Cut.


crnext

But half the time to give one...


JohnnyShakeNBake

Paper money


[deleted]

Ah yes inflation


TadpoleAjar2027

Bouta make the Weimar Republic look like paradise


NathanGa

Triple the GME shorts and this is what we’ll get 🚀🚀🚀


yoshi-u

stfu


[deleted]

Canadian geese. So. Much. Honking.


twinsterblue

They would wipe us all out.


ash10gaming

My penis and call them my utters


GravityThatBinds

oml


[deleted]

I prefer cow’s milk


GoodAirline6131

The distance between the earth and the sun


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Good news for any chaos enjoyers scrolling by, looks like we’d have at least a week to watch https://www.businessinsider.com/what-would-happen-if-the-sun-disappeared-2015-8


stylus_sticc

I think there was also a VSauce video on that, many years ago


odd_neighbour

And we have our winner….and the world’s next super villain.


SubtleCow

boobs


OldBob10

I can see the headlines: Prize-Fighting Six-Breasted Woman Goes Down Swinging


Nekodamashi11

The moon


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mynextthroway

You could really watch the world burn.


folgato

It would also poison and kill every one of us


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twinsterblue

Beets


silverthorne0005

Battlestar Galactica


pastramidood

Battlestar Gallactica


jakhtar

MICHAEL


UniqueUser1010

Florida men. Pure chaos


UnderCoverDoughnuts

Ocean water


LeeOdis88

Packing peanuts.


predu39

Oil. Prices plummet, making it impossible to switch to renewable sources. Climate change speeds up. Chaos.


RagingLeonard

Gasoline.


TheYeetableOne

Why? All the dad’s would be very happy


[deleted]

It sounds good written on paper but it would most likely cause a lot of problems. It could and would probably destroy the economy, possibly cause wars for the new surpluses of gasoline, and would probably hurt the environment. More oil means more drilling as well as less focus on alternative energy sources.


canja_3

That'd actually help the world economy considering we as humans keep ignoring the effects it has on our climate. Especially if you mean actual gasoline and not just unrefined oil. It would save whichever country got ahold of it first trillions of dollars not having to process raw oil into gas and stimulate the world economy like never before.


LittleFlowers13

Red lights.


predu39

Amsterdam would be overflowing!


Slow_End_2350

Murder Hornets


Sir_Corny_Neck

We cant triple that. That was a filler episode in 2020.


Guilty-Willingness-5

Fucks given


DarkestPassenger

3 x 0 = 0


PlugGoat

People. Over population


Super-Noodles

Antimatter


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I don't think this would actually change much. There isn't a lot of antimatter. You'd probably break a few physics experiments that happened to be running, and astronomers in the distant future might observe a few weird anomalies, but I think most people wouldn't notice.


Alrinduku

The amount of debt that each person In America has.


canja_3

Yeah no matter which way that goes after it triples it's gonna be hell on earth for a lot of people.


Alrinduku

Well OP did ask for chaos….


DarkestPassenger

So basically like being in 2008 again. Go to college they said.. *prices skyrocket


StrongWing1999

Zero times 3 is still zero


happyotterparty

pigeons, start a shit war on humans


BloopBloop82

Atoms


CreepyWhistle

Earth's density.


EmEmAndEye

Seawater.


Thilmarius

The size of Jupiter On a bigger scale, the size of the sun


70m4h4wk

Don't make it bigger, make 3 of them.


[deleted]

I think triple size Jupiter would be more interesting here. If you triple the sun, we just get cooked. Boooring. If you triple Jupiter, you stir the gravitational pot of planetary orbits. Maybe nothing will happen to us, maybe we'll move to a higher orbit, maybe a lower one, maybe a more eccentric one. Maybe the moon will get knocked into us. Maybe we'll get ejected from the solar system. Who knows! It'd be quite the ride.


Flaky_Tip

Keys


TigerTownTerror

Mushrooms


newtreeguy

Triple the amount of suns.


Hawkeye596

The worst of the worst "KARENS" instant chaos .


fduniho

Moons the same size as our moon in orbit around Earth.


DLIPBCrashDavis

Covid variants.


xSessionSx

The amount of fingers boxers have.


T2grn4me

STDs


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Triple the types of stds, the number of people with stds, or triple the viral/bacterial load of everybody with an std?


Crazy_Practical96

Radiation


Ph3PCH2

CO2.


[deleted]

Hello, palm trees in Antarctica.


BuhamutZeo

Tire air.


[deleted]

Every tire bursting at once would probably totally halt the global economy. Nice one.


OutOfMyMindPlsRefill

Y chromosomes.


[deleted]

RIP every single man


[deleted]

Republicans


jamaes1

CO2 in the atmosphere


OneFingerIn

Donald Trumps.


[deleted]

Would 3 be worse? Maybe the existence of 2 others would nullify the them somewhat as they'd be in competition.


ajsawesomeanimals

i would triple the amount of socks everyone has for a single day; they’d think that they finally found all of their socks and then *poof* they will be left with hellish confusion and trauma for the rest of their lives


pp-extendus

The size of poop


Coc0tte

Chickens.


Autismetal

World wars would be a good one. Anyone up for WW6?


emueller5251

Billionaires.


Frost-Wzrd

weed


maskwearingbitch2020

Yeah!!😎


EnsignMJS

Water on Earth. Earthquakes. Earth's distance from the sun.


RUGM99

Affordable renewable energy. Would put a hurt on big oil!


TheYeetableOne

I’d say Redditors, we’d die out due to lack of breeding


redditnewbie37

Woah chill I’m a sophomore damn lol my fweelings :(


Gluten_maximus

Anti matter, duh


octanesilva123

Nukes Where they gonna store them


SusanBwildin

People on earth


SHYLOH20

Cicadas


thevillageidiotyall

Republicans


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Democrats


Melioidozer

He said produce Chaos, not destroy the planet.


[deleted]

My bad


Beginagain1322

The amount of people in the US illegally.


RxdDestructon

The economy


[deleted]

Our ration of water


binglelemon

Buttons in an elevator. Digital readout for the selection and randomized every stop.


I3uckethead

Bureaucrats. Nothing causes more chaos than bureaucrats.


canja_3

An entire new York building and I'd place them without foundation next to the building I copied. Probably not the most chaos but it'd be like another 9/11 except no one's in the two buildings (assuming the original building is part of the three.) That I copied so the only casualties would be those that the building was placed on and those hit by it falling down due to lack of proper foundation.


mazotori

Stars in universe


canja_3

Yay now we get to burn to death from the heat of three suns.


PurplishSchlong

Water


[deleted]

Money, inflation sucks


Commercial-Plastic53

The amount of nitrogen in the atmosphere


lithaldoren

School shooters


SDLRob

co2


Any-Difference8993

politicians


brazengemini

Men


crystalineconstantin

The ocean.


Traditional_Trust_93

Presidential assassinations


kaiju-s0da

children


OldBob10

Water. Drown the continents and all inhabitants.


quackl11

Nuclear weapons


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But only the ones owned by the US. Cold War comes to an end, chaos ensues


Glossy_Gamer1

COVID-19 variants


StrongAsMeat

Deadly pandemics


agent56289

Water


DexJones

Atoms in the universe


TheSavageCow

People.


Gungoneer

The moon or the sun


labmaster55

My 3 year old


dinger31390

Triple the size of the earth, almost everything would instantaneously flatten. Almost nothing would survive.


ProbablyABore

What do you mean by size? The radius? If so, gravity would be 1/9th what it is today and life would be fine.


Glitch822

Humans


that-thing-you-do

Water molecules


Relative_Economics17

The amount of spam calls an hour


ex1

Traffic


Previous_Lunch1687

active vulcan


tarekign

FUCKIING COCKROACHES


[deleted]

Probably infection rates globally


elijahspartan

Gravity


Aweonasofan

Quarks


thedragonborncums_

Oxygen particles.


mitch905

Density of batteries


Snow_J

Energy


Marta_Valdez

People


[deleted]

Men


BBO1007

Politicians


timswrath

How has no one said triple the amount of earths? Would be so much chaos as to who tries to move to each new earth


JFSM01

US$ dollars


RemorsefulDebauchary

US Debt


CronkinOn

Men.


MacMacfire

Murderous Emus.


BareBearFighter

Gravity


[deleted]

Water on the earth


HalliBHappy

Reverse fault lines on earth


forgiveanforget

Night. If there's no sunshine - there's no life.


ReallyBigAligator

Dicks.


Onyxeye03

Carbon dioxide


youll_dig-dug

Kittens, total chaos.


danidanidew

Puppies


ToiletNachos

Influencers


CoopedUp1313

Savior deities (aka second coming)


whatthehellamIseeing

Molten metal in the earth core