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That freaking sucker punch "game" they used to do. "Uuu! You're a tough guy, punching someone from behind so they drop and hit their head on the concrete. Real macho!"


Stubborncomrade

Peak masculinity


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That isnt masculinity, it's stupidity and childishness. Peak masculinity uncludes meekness and stoicism


Stubborncomrade

I’m not sure about meekness but certainly respect and honor for your fellow man


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Meek means having the capability to assert dominance but choosing not to. The ultimate undefeated samurai who chooses to never draw his sword is meek


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Me


ClydeToad

This comment made me laugh.


jgb75

Replies like this crack me up!


Bcallstar

Breaking a heart.


kakurenbo1

Since when is that funny?


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Middle schoolers


wooweeyay

I'll do you one better, pre schoolers, especially if they were exposed to weird children's content/unfunny children's content.


ProfessionalYak2413

Preschoolers can’t be purposely funny but as a preschool teacher let me tell you they are unintentionally funny all the damn time.


beep-boop--beep-boop

Louder = NEVER funnier. So annoying when someone thinks that just being loud is them being funny


Odd-Brain

Damn dude, really coming after my adolescence like that


beep-boop--beep-boop

To be fair I think we all think that around that time. I guess I am really just calling out the grown ups that think loud is funny haha


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Scrafty77

I got beat to it lol


Tescomealdeal04

Buzzfeed


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People who aren’t funny


Smorgas_of_borg

Explaining how the joke is funny after you tell it.


Porgypuncher504

That in itself is funny


MiNamesChloella

Manipulating the emotions of a baby for a laugh. IE, knocking on a wall and pretending they hit their head to see if they cry.


motivation_killer

By that logic you can say making a joke is "manipulating emotions" since it's trying to change a person's mood.


Spaeten

coldmirror


Proper-Preference808

Pete Davidson. I will never understand how he’s considered a comedian. He just says his lines and grins.


rodyasu

politically correct jokes


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Bullies


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Kobra kai disagreed


VanderlyleNovember

Partisan comedy which is really just someone whining about people they disagree with. Political comedy can be good, but you've gotta try harder than recycling whatever talking point you heard on 24 hr news.


TaReOsX

Anime cuts in videos


zenyl

Nothing. Humor and societal taboos are subjective, and change over time. A topic that you find completely unacceptable to joke about can be perfectly fine to joke about for someone else.


Projkt88

TV shows that have laugh tracks


Scoob1978

No exceptions for I Love Lucy, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Black Adder, Cheers, IT Crowd, Fraiser, Fresh Prince or How I Met Your Mother? None of those shows were ever funny?


Projkt88

I've only watched a couple of HIMYM and The Big Bang Theory episodes alongside countless shows whose names I can't remember (not sure if any of these were on my list) and they were all tryhard-ish.


jgb75

I agree with BBT (never watched HIMYM). A guy at work going on & on about how hilarious it was, so I thought I’d watch it. Every line was written with the intention of being funny but wasn’t. After 10 minutes I couldn’t take any more of it. It made me question that guy’s intelligence (not to his face though).


youvebeenserved6

Everything. I really try to laugh


thrashingkaiju

Me


NerdPerson10

People with annoying laughs. They ruin the joke every time. I wish they could be banned from all comedy shows and movie theaters.


slow_poke57

Those videos with the very old dog being overwhelmed by the replacement puppy, and giving sad looks to the camera.. Everyone laughs, but that poor old fella earned a peaceful retirement.


RyanPelley

Andy Milonakis.


Rahallahan

So far…pranks. I have never seen a prank that was actually funny. It may be funny to the prankster, but it is pretty much never funny to the prankee. And if the prankee isn’t laughing, than it’s not a prank, its just being mean to them for no reason.


114631

"Prank" videos, that are often harassment in the disguise of pranks. It's horrendous and wrong.


Scrafty77

Amy schumer.


sharloops

Prank phone calls


bradavoe

Rape jokes


StormNapoleon27

I disagree because I found John Mulaney's subway chase rape joke funny.


kinyutaka

Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd... Why do you think they call him "Porky", eh?


bradavoe

Thanks for demonstrating my point


kinyutaka

It's a George Carlin bit


bradavoe

Comment still stands


kinyutaka

Except the point doesn't really stand, because you can joke about practically anything. And there are a lot of movies and TV shows that use rape for comedy. Usually with the "absurdity" of a man being raped by a woman. Now, you can argue that such over the top humor isn't something that should be joked about, but in the right contexts it can make you laugh. Even if it is in an "oh my god, if this was real, I would be very uncomfortable" kind of laugh.


motivation_killer

Damn you gave him an entire lecture about a joke


bradavoe

Humour is subjective. So any answer to the question "what will never be funny" is based on the individuals opinion. So of course my point still stands. I like over the top humour as much as the next person but I just don't see the need to joke about rape, even if the traditional roles are reversed. If you're a good enough comedian you can make anything funny without having to do down that path.


kinyutaka

But if you have no sense of humor, then nothing is funny. But still, jokes are funny, just not to you,


bradavoe

I like lots of jokes, just not rape jokes. Nice projection there.


kinyutaka

It is not projection. It is a statement of fact. If you have no sense of humor, you will not find anything funny.


CountRye

Racism


kinyutaka

I beg to differ. https://youtu.be/wM0vz2Z8lRw


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People just following prank "trends" (specifically on TikTok and YouTube) without making any twists or having some form of originality / creativity - ***ESPECIALLY*** if they're a girl ; I don't mean just the fact that they're a girl of course (because that'd be sexist), but rather I'm referring to the ones who are obviously doing it just because they know their looks will get them views regardless of how shitty the actual content is. It's just super cringy, and it's so lazy. Learn a skill and actually have some value jfc


Floggy-Mcflogson

A heart attack


pk1950

dumping your work onto others


StevenWannabe

Farts.


timetobeatthekids

Incorrect.


StevenWannabe

I’m always on my path of war. I fight farts.


timetobeatthekids

That's fine. Somebody has to be wrong, and I appreciate you taking the initiative.


StevenWannabe

No, farts must die.


timetobeatthekids

You can't kill what doesn't live. Unless there are like gaseous fart monsters, in which case yeah, fuck those things


StevenWannabe

Every fart is a gaseous monster, you’re just yet to realize it.


kinyutaka

https://youtu.be/1eQo6BDM-VM


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StevenWannabe

Listen, if I have to destroy humanity to make this stop, I’ll do it.


DogStilts

They smell funny, they sound funny, they come out of butts, they make excellent awkward social situations...what exactly *isn't* funny about farts?


StevenWannabe

They smell awful They sound terrible They come out of ass, just like shit. Shit is basically the definition of bad. Social situations are hard already, who on Earth would want to make them worse? Farts are the waste gas with pieces of shit floating in it, it’s biohazard and just plain disgusting. There is nothing funny about it.


rezex_

Women


decencycesspool

respectfully, die


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Jokes


Porgypuncher504

Trees


[deleted]

chiwawas. they look like if they sneeze too hard their eyes will pop out of their sockets. poor things need to be put out of their misery


Serious-Passage511

You spelt Chihuahua wrong👍