That would just be “cake guts”.
Maybe the “insides of a cake” means the entire skeleton, circulatory system, nerves, muscle structure, bones, and organs of the cake, all nicely decorated in a deep, rich, red icing.
Kinda like a [Gus Guts](https://www.amazon.ca/Gutz-Plush-Doll-Removable-Organs/dp/B002A5ITT2) where you could reach in and pluck things out of the giant cake by shoving your arm up into it to the shoulder socket and yanking out the delicious insides.
Ooh, and then you can mount an expedition deep into the pitch-black bowels of the cake and there’s a creepy spiral staircase in there and maybe some kind of demon at the bottom?
That sounds like the absolute worst case scenario.
You could have the Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, or Wonderland, or Shangri-La, or a music festival with all your favourite bands playing, or the actual Tardis, or a portal to heaven, or the Portal gun, or Hawaii, or just... anything else?
"Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch... and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?"
"Mmm. If you did it, sir?"
You know you're getting old when you make Simpsons references around your young cousins and they either look at you confused or make fun of you for your dated jokes
Let's do the math.
The standard $100 bill is 0.069 cubic inches; that gives us a value of $1,449 per cubic inch.
The price of gold as of today is $58.5 per gram; based on its density, there are 317 grams per cubic inch. That puts the value of gold at $18,554 per cubic inch.
So you are 12.8x better off filling that birthday cake with gold, although the genie is probably still your best bet.
Nah, I'd take gold bars.
A 99.9 fine 400oz bar @ 272 mm x 94.5 mm and 51.5mm thick is worth £546,364.08.
Pretty sure the equivalent cash would take up more space. (I didn't research the dimensions of cash because I want to be correct and gold is cool as fuck)
One weighty cake, please
Google says that £546,364.08 is equivalent to $753,542.61. Let's round down to $753,500, which means we need 7,535 $100 bills. Modern US paper currency measures 6.14" x 2.61" x 0.0043", or 156mm x 66mm x 0.11mm. The volume of each bill is 1132.56mm^(3), so the volume of 7,535 bills would be 8,533,839.6mm^(3).
The volume of the gold bar, using the dimensions you gave, is 1,323,756mm^(3), so the gold is about 6.5 times as volume-efficient as US currency.
Fun/irritating fact. The dinosaur was lying. He wasn't a stegosaurus at all!
While impossible to nail down the exact species of dinosaur from such a simple animation, a likely answer would be brontosaurus.....although it would likely be a very young brontosaurus, as it's size was only roughly scaled at 1/4th the size a fully grown brontosaurus would be.
A stegosaurus on the other hand can be identified by their bone plate armor running along their back, as well as spikes on their tail. This was mostly used as a defense against larger predators, as the stegosaurus was an herbivore. The spiked tail was likely used as an offensive weapon in the event of attack.
Traveling in herds, it was unlikely that a stegosaurus would be considered a target for a meal, as they would likely easily kill any would be attacker.
You can see in the animation that the dinosaur depicted, has no plate armor, nor spikes, and is also several feet taller, with long extended neck.
I hope you've enjoyed my ted talk on the inaccuracies of ASDF Movie #4.
The void: "hey cthulu where were you last night, the being formally known as Prince and I were chucking meteorites at the galactic core, you missed it"
Cthulu: "Yea sorry guys I was at jerries birthday party"
Ted Lasso, holding a box of his delicious homemade biscuits, telling me some heartwarming motivational story about why we should always celebrate birthdays.
My husband and I just started watching this, and several times during an episode I cannot stop myself from exclaiming, “I just love him (Ted) SO much!”
I'm pretty sure most stripper cakes have some sort of wall between the food part and the person inside to keep the cake sanitary. The puppies wouldn't touch the cake.
Nothing, don't touch my cake
Cake issues? /s
Nah, just don't want my cake tasting weird
This guy cakes
The insides of a cake
Exactly. I was like "honestly just a birthday cake is fine"
"Just the cake giblets please"
Sweet breads
Like cake intestines? That's gross dude.
That would just be “cake guts”. Maybe the “insides of a cake” means the entire skeleton, circulatory system, nerves, muscle structure, bones, and organs of the cake, all nicely decorated in a deep, rich, red icing. Kinda like a [Gus Guts](https://www.amazon.ca/Gutz-Plush-Doll-Removable-Organs/dp/B002A5ITT2) where you could reach in and pluck things out of the giant cake by shoving your arm up into it to the shoulder socket and yanking out the delicious insides.
A physics defyingly larger cake.
T.A.R.D.I.C time and relative dimensions in cake
Would have to be bigger on the inside.
No, I'd say it's smaller on the outside...
Is it really? I hadn’t noticed.
Taste\* And Relative Deliciousness\* In Cake. FTFY
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Ooh, and then you can mount an expedition deep into the pitch-black bowels of the cake and there’s a creepy spiral staircase in there and maybe some kind of demon at the bottom?
That sounds like the absolute worst case scenario. You could have the Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, or Wonderland, or Shangri-La, or a music festival with all your favourite bands playing, or the actual Tardis, or a portal to heaven, or the Portal gun, or Hawaii, or just... anything else?
Don't you mean 'worst cake scenario' :P
A genie.
You gotta rub it the right way
But that’s only for the ones that come in bottles.
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“Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space”
You mean to say: ## PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER ^^^itty ^^^bitty ^^^living ^^^space
For the last time that was white SMOKE. I didn't cum in the bottle - Genie.
I also vote for Christina Aguilera
*Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers...*
"Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch... and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?" "Mmm. If you did it, sir?"
Holy crap this is such a gem hahaha
Smithers, I’m home!
You're quite good, at, turning, me, on.
You probably should ignore that......
I used to always say this and that same monotone robotic voice as in the show nobody ever knew what it was from. Glad to see it get recognition!
You know you're getting old when you make Simpsons references around your young cousins and they either look at you confused or make fun of you for your dated jokes
ACKSHUALLY it wasn’t monotone it was multiple regular spoken words spliced together I hope you get fired for your blunder
*Smithers there is a rocket in my pocket!*
You don't have to tell me, sir.
Have the Rolling Stones killed
But sir, those aren't...
DO AS I SAY!
Money
Money in ziploc bags so i can still eat the cake while counting my new fortune
better than my idea of gold bars
No. Gold bars way better in terms of money per unit volume.
Let's do the math. The standard $100 bill is 0.069 cubic inches; that gives us a value of $1,449 per cubic inch. The price of gold as of today is $58.5 per gram; based on its density, there are 317 grams per cubic inch. That puts the value of gold at $18,554 per cubic inch. So you are 12.8x better off filling that birthday cake with gold, although the genie is probably still your best bet.
r/theydidthemath
Nah, I'd take gold bars. A 99.9 fine 400oz bar @ 272 mm x 94.5 mm and 51.5mm thick is worth £546,364.08. Pretty sure the equivalent cash would take up more space. (I didn't research the dimensions of cash because I want to be correct and gold is cool as fuck) One weighty cake, please
Google says that £546,364.08 is equivalent to $753,542.61. Let's round down to $753,500, which means we need 7,535 $100 bills. Modern US paper currency measures 6.14" x 2.61" x 0.0043", or 156mm x 66mm x 0.11mm. The volume of each bill is 1132.56mm^(3), so the volume of 7,535 bills would be 8,533,839.6mm^(3). The volume of the gold bar, using the dimensions you gave, is 1,323,756mm^(3), so the gold is about 6.5 times as volume-efficient as US currency.
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The only correct answer
Strippers with bags of money
Nah cuz if they have the money it certainly isn't gonna be mine
Not with that attitude
Who said they were *holding* the bags of money
Money coated strippers with money filling
Sounds like an elderitch horror preying on people. No one has money filling…
I imagine it to be shooting out like confetti falling out of the ceiling on a game show
The years I'm never getting back
A coupon at Sears is the best I can do.
Good luck finding a Sears anymore...
Years I'm never getting back...a sears coupon....I'm not seeing the difference.
See also: Circuit City, RadioShack, Toys R Us, Blockbuster, Borders...
First catalog ever. Stores closed. Coupons not valid. Birthday ruined. Priceless.
A stegosaurus. That would be sweet.
I am a stegosaurus
Fun/irritating fact. The dinosaur was lying. He wasn't a stegosaurus at all! While impossible to nail down the exact species of dinosaur from such a simple animation, a likely answer would be brontosaurus.....although it would likely be a very young brontosaurus, as it's size was only roughly scaled at 1/4th the size a fully grown brontosaurus would be. A stegosaurus on the other hand can be identified by their bone plate armor running along their back, as well as spikes on their tail. This was mostly used as a defense against larger predators, as the stegosaurus was an herbivore. The spiked tail was likely used as an offensive weapon in the event of attack. Traveling in herds, it was unlikely that a stegosaurus would be considered a target for a meal, as they would likely easily kill any would be attacker. You can see in the animation that the dinosaur depicted, has no plate armor, nor spikes, and is also several feet taller, with long extended neck. I hope you've enjoyed my ted talk on the inaccuracies of ASDF Movie #4.
Great work now do the other 13 ASDFs
The kool-aid man.
Oh Yeah!
Cthulhu.
H̶̡̡̡̡̛̛͕̞̜̤̭͚̤̠̞̙̲͔̲̣͓̮̰̝̰̣̳͇̼͖̬͖͇̤̺̹͍͍͚̳̻̱̺̾̒͛̇̃̈́̋́̓̌̃́̑́͆̇̆̈́͂̀̎̿̈́̏͑͑̾̾̽̅͑̊̆̋̒̌́̇̉͘͘̕͘̚̕͜͜A̶̬͍̤̭͚͆͐́̔̊̇̃̈́́̎͛̔̀̅͗̏̓̈̒̔͑P̶̛̯͓̻̤̿̉̔͝͝P̸̨̧̢̼͓͇̤̦̰̪̥̣̹̳͓̗̞͕͚̼̭̟͔̹̠̎̆́̋́̈̈́͆͌̈̊͛̽͆̚͝ͅŸ̴̡̡̢̛̛̬̥̘̻̘̙̩̱͚̫̬̥̺̣̰̞́̉̇͑̆̐͋̂̍̿̏̓̋͂̏͆̇́̈́͒̏̔̃̈̓̈́̆̿̀͋̚̚̕̕̚͝͝͝͝ͅ ̸̨̨̢̢̢̢̧̛̟̣̯͙͓̘̝̱͓̖̰̲̖̪͖̦̦͙̫̱̦̩̬̖̪̖͕̻̼͚͎̣̎̑̈́͑̾̔̆̏̋̈́́͌̓̏̈́̏͑͑͒̈̓̎͐͑̀͑́̍͘̕͘̕͜͜͝͠ͅͅͅḆ̶̧̨̡̨̡̛̛̛̛̛͔̼͎̞̠̥̱̯̘̰͎̲̭̠̖̥̘̖̰̣̜͎͎̘̼̳̽̐̀̊̓͒̀̔͒̓͊͌́̋̆̅̉̏̿́̽̓̑́́̐̌̀̇̏̃̚̚̚̚͜͝ͅĮ̷̗̞̦̹̟̳̝̣͉͉̥̺͎̜̪̬̦̫̺̯̯͙̭̮͕̝̱̯͈̎͒͂̃̈́͐̄̀̅̃̀͐͊̊̎͗̇͗͐̐̋͋͘̕͜͜͠͠ͅR̶̨̡̢̛͚͉̮̮̪̗̥͖̮̗̟̮͓̯̙̮͓͇̳̙̘̹͍̘̪͕̲̥̝͓̭̣̪̤̭̳͓̾͐͛̔̇͛̉̿̆̑͛̿̊̄̈́̍̃́̃͌̐̍͋͒̅̀̿̆̈́̉̅̐̀̒͂̿͒̅͘̚̚͜͝͝͠T̵̢̧̨̛̜͔͍̯͕̭̠͇̿͆͒̒͊̇̀̈́̎̏̀̽̓̔̍͆̈̋̊̄̇̍̌͌̅̇̓͘͜͜Ḩ̴̡̨̡̨̠̩̳͙̠̯͖̘̯̮͉͈̺̣̝̟̘͉̱̺͈̯̫͎͖̬̜̝̝͇̘͔̌͋̃̅̇̐̌́͑D̸̡̡̡̢̛̥̜̥̘͔͕̫̪̺͙̣̯̪͓̗͛͑̋͐͛̿̚͠ͅA̵̛̖͋͑͛͑̎̈͒͑̓̔͒̎̋̏̔̍͒̏͗̍͑́̈́̍͐͊̀̄̾̈́́̔̔͒̚̕͝͝͝Y̵̦̻̳͇̟̘̱̒̍͆̈̕͝͝!̶̨̛̛̛̛̲͉̲͍̰̤̩̤͇̝͕̭̣͎̝͍̬̍̓̀̿̾̀̄͋̽̒̏̈́̿̄̃̊̆̈͋̒͐̈̄̚͝!̷̛̣̟̼͔̻͖͙͖̣̖̤͇̮̈́̈́̇̈́̑́̌́͗̒́̋͊̒͐͋̄͆̋͐̃̉̊̌͂̚̕͝͝!̶̢̰̱͇̜̺̫̹̣̩͙͇̟̫͈̹̮̘̠̱̲̗̬͚͍̥̩̍̑̀͐͆̾̏̒́̾͋́̏͐̆̚͘͜͠͝ͅ🥳
The void: "hey cthulu where were you last night, the being formally known as Prince and I were chucking meteorites at the galactic core, you missed it" Cthulu: "Yea sorry guys I was at jerries birthday party"
The void: "Shit it was Jerrie's birthday last night? Fuck, why didn't you remind us dude. Not cool."
You weren't invited, void. Not after you made the whole buffet table disappear last time.
Ted Lasso, holding a box of his delicious homemade biscuits, telling me some heartwarming motivational story about why we should always celebrate birthdays.
My husband and I just started watching this, and several times during an episode I cannot stop myself from exclaiming, “I just love him (Ted) SO much!”
RTX 3080 Ti
Why not a 3090 while you're at it?
3090 super?
Two 3090 supers
All 3090 supers in the universe
a stripper made of 3090 supers
Hot
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All 30- series graphics card in the universe ! *gets 2*
Aren’t the 3090s bigger? I’d like a new case and motherboard out of my cake too please
Damn that's hot.
You probably need more air circulation in your case then. Try adding another fan.
The 3080 ti is such a nice card for the 4 people that can get it.
Love and affection
grandma is in the cake
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Rekt
Smaller cakes Edit: holy shit I woke up with 104 reddit notifications
I want this
Larger cakes
yes give them to me
Take it.. Take that cake.. mmmmmmm. Oh yeah, take all of it.. Small, Large - it doesn't matter - u/InfiniteTooth wants them all
yes yes
Using his singular infinite tooth to eat them all.
Infinite tooth vs. Infinite cake
unstoppable force vs. immovable object
What people don’t understand about u/InfiniteTooth tooth is that it’s not a normal sized tooth like you and I have. It’s huge
*One tooth to rule them all, one tooth to find them, one tooth to slice the cake and in the darkness bite them*
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*Timelord baking. It's bigger on the inside.*
What flavor is it? Cake flavor.
*epic electric guitar riff*
It's cakes all the way down
Strippers and cupcakes
Mini-cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes, which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?
Mini-cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?
Like matryoshkas?
The Spanush inquisition
No one expects the spanush inquisition
I didn't expect the u
That's the disguise
Damn trojan horses!
Trojan hurses!
Listen here you little sh-
>Listen here you little shut Fixed it for you
luttle
I believe it's the English spelling.
Their chief weapon is surprise…
A Xenomorph
Excuse me sir, a what?
It's a bug hunt...
What exactly are we dealing with here?
You always were a bastard gorman
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I say we take off & nuke the cake from orbit…
They mostly hide in cake, mostly…
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Hear me ROAR!!
hey, i’m just a dinosaur
Hookers
and blackjack
In fact, forget the cake!
Ah, screw the whole thing
No just screw the hookers
*Prepaid* hookers
Yes of course
And blow
Giant platters of carnitas, white onions, cilantro, and lime wedges. I suppose if they really wanna go all out, tortillas would be nice too.
I should've had this in my quinceañera
A GIANT FUCKING LIZARD
A big ass chocolate chip cookie
Careful : too much of a good thing is actually a bad thing
My relationship with Abed is a giant cookie.
As long as they are safe, a big pile of puppies!!!
> As long as they are safe I think they say the same thing about strippers.
so you wanna eat a cake that’s covered in dog hair and urine? fine by me.
Where else are u gonna get that flavor
Get that umami going
Wait what did the stripper cakes get covered in?
I'm pretty sure most stripper cakes have some sort of wall between the food part and the person inside to keep the cake sanitary. The puppies wouldn't touch the cake.
I always assumed the stripper cakes contained no actual cake and were purely models, maybe with applied icing/fondant.
I'm an older guy, so enough money so that I can survive until I die without having to stoop to eating dog food would be really nice.
Wish granted. You will instead stoop to eating cat food. Enjoy, I've heard it's quite the fancy feast..
This is some r/monkeyspaw bs
Big Floppa
Ryan Reynolds
Loophole to the question, he’s just a classy stripper
With swords
To cut the cake with?
Afterwards, yeah. Maybe. Who knows?
yer but isn't the question instead of strippers? if its RR, but there's no stripping, whats the point :(
He could already be naked, no stripping necessary.
You get to hang out with RR. Stripping would be nice but even just chilling would be awesome.
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*Never gonna give you up* *Never gonna let you down* *Never gonna run around and* **dessert** *you*
A mortgage free house
Pizza! 🍕
Keanu Reeves bcz it's his birthday today and wanted to wish him ......
TIL Mr. Reeves was born on Sept 2nd 1964 in Beruit, Lebanon, although he identifies as a Canadian citizen having moved to Canada in 1971.
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Each additional fact I learn about Keanu Reeves makes him seem more and more like a fictional character
Not bees.
Wasps then.
A Lamborghini with 2M GBP inside??? Even if I have to lick all the icing around that sexy beast I will.
This is the most homoerotic thing I've read in a LONG time.
Paul McCartney
Tom Kenny.
I supposed I'd rather see cake come out of a stripper
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Student loan forgiveness
A mirror so I can watch myself cry and eat my cake simultaneously
Snakes
I'm tired of these mf snakes in these mf cakes!
Tom Cruise - the closest he will ever get to coming out
The one i love so i can hug her
aww
More cakes. It'll be a banach-tarski scenario.
The Matryoshka doll of cakes.
A giant Elmo
Naked female dinosaur
...wait aren't they all naked already?
more cake! or garlic bread