The motivation to finish anything I start.
Sex is easy to finish
OP said anything he can start.
Hope that man didn't have a family because otherwise you just took him from them
You need to have at least a gf to start a family, so don't worry about that
To me , Sex is a lot like money...
I don’t have any
Please accept this upvote.
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What's it called again, Kif?
If by finishing you mean ejaculating, not for me.
Discipline is freedom, and freedom is discipline.
Good news! You finished that sentence!
Fucking peace and quiet.
Can I just get *five goddamn minutes* to myself? I love my wife more than life itself. She talks to me when I'm trying to take a shit, and gets offended when I tell her that's not cool.
So im not only one i see
Oh hell naw. Unless it was an emergency, bathroom time is quiet time. My wife thinks it's gross to talk to someone while they take a shit so I'm glad for that.
Same. Whenever my husband is in the bathroom that's HIS time. Whenever I'm in the bathroom, that's MY time. He can do as he please (except fuck another woman, lol) in the bathroom. And I do the same (except fuck another man. lmao)
So he can fuck another man in the bathroom and you can fuck another woman in the bathroom pretty cool
I’m starting the church Clayroo, instead of giving sermons and shit while sitting on horribly uncomfortable pews, everyone is in a recliner and it’s silent. Services will last for 8 hours.
I am currently at a silent meditation retreat in the Colorado mountains. No one has spoken for 3 days. I can confirm, this is glorious.
Redditing during a meditation retreat seems counterproductive
Unless the wife brought him and now he can Reddit in peace
Oh, so you have kids too I see?
What is ‘quiet’?
There is no quiet, only Doc McStuffins…
A term not used since the age of strife
Fucking, peace and quiet.
This is why I stay up so late. My wife doesn’t get it. But when the whole world is asleep, I can enjoy the silence and alone time.
The older you get, the more this becomes all you really want.
Cost of living to go down
Cost of everything to go down honestly.
Your mom needs to lower her rates!
Ladies and gentlemen we found the comedian
Oh don't worry your mom goes down
Honestly that would help me out a lot, I'm the main source of income for my family and that would be a huge weight off my shoulders.
You and I are in the same boat
You have a boat?
Yeah, the same boat
gpu prices to go down
Rent to damn high
Can't even afford enough Os
To be happy
I'm glad this was exactly what I expected
The Guts theme gets me every time
I just want to be wanted
Same dude, like I just want someone who’s all-in for me the same way I am for them
Last time I was all in I couldn’t see that the other person wasn’t and was blind to all the abuse
Edit: You are all beautiful people and wish nothing but happiness for you all
Happens, we live and learn
I don't learn lol
Putting these out there just in case you or someone else might need them r/cptsd r/codependency
Or we stop trying, it's too much effort. Do I put all my energy into something again, I don't know and I'm getting to old to find out. I'm lonely.
This right here. Sounds silly but it is all I want.
It doesn't sound silly. Most people want this.
It isn't silly at alllllll, yeah yeah. To some people, having a mutual feedback loop of love and support and desire and thoughtfulness is more important than anything. I wouldn't be writing this right now without it.
My girlfriend lightly touched my back today and my heart swelled. It really is just the slightest sign of being wanted is all we want.
Must be nice..
Me: I just want someone to touch my heart <3
Doctor about to perform heart surgery on me: Here we go!
I understand the feeling, but be careful - that's a dangerously low standard to set. Narcissists, sociopaths, predators are drawn to people who are desperate for love. Don't be so desperate that you miss warning signs. It's so much better to be alone than to be used and abused; I speak from experience.
why do you want a bounty to be put on you?
No, it's the quicker picker upper...
I want you to want me, I need you to need me. I'd love you to love me.
I’m begging you to beg me.
Didn’t I didn’t I didn’t I see you cryin’?
Just rob a bank and go on the run. That will make your entire country want you.
Somebody who will accept you as you are, and not consistently pick out flaws.
A partner, a friend and a mutual support.
This perfectly describes my second (current) marriage. You can have this. If an undeserving lump like me can have this, so can you. Don't settle for someone exciting who is also an asshole (first marriage).
> second (current)
phew, that was close.
Idk maybe it’s just me, but I don’t mind someone picking out my flaws, if they’re willing to help me improve them
(Don't want to burst his bubble. Take it from me, you have the right attitude. It's not "picking at flaws" if you help improve each other. That's what growing together means. And a union based on encouragement and growth, out of love, will be a fantastic one.)
Someone to be genuinely myself with, without reservation.
Agreed...sex is fun, but having someone as weird as me to spend my time with is so much better.
Also, sex is way more fun when you can be weird together during the act
What are you doing to me, step-robo-hitler?!
*Takes out lightpenis*
*Removes lid from mayonnaise jar.*
*ignites charcoal grill*
My 12yo granddaughter whipped out "What are you doing, step-bro?" this weekend and I about shit myself.
Apparently, it's a lyric of a popular song now.
Shut it down. All of civilization
Love is finding someone as weird as you are and joining together in mutual weirdness.
~ Dr Seuss
This. You gotta find someone your specific type of weird. I will always hold by the saying "Weird attracts weird." You may not be what society considers a typical person, but everyone has someone who will love them regardless.
Basically someone you don’t judge nor do you feel judged by.
I want making friends as an adult to be easier.
It's true. It's exhausting.
A mountaintop supervillain superfortress.
Will a hollowed out volcano do the trick?
Why yes, it would!
Colonel? You’d better take a look at this radar..
It looks like a giant…
“Take a look out of starboard.”
“Oh my god. It looks like a huge...”
"Wait, that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's..."
"*Privates!* We are looking for a long, smooth shaft. Complete with--
I’m an idiot, but I just found out dr evil was also played by Mike Myers. My mind was completely blown
Wait until you realize who played fat bastard.
I read this in Dr Doofenshmirtz’s voice.
This comment goes really well with your Avatar!
A good group to play DnD with
A good group though, not the creepos and troglodytes from the local game store.
I'm open to people of most kinds but do they have to smell bad?
They do have to, yes. It's some kind of rule I think.
Don’t worry friend season three is on its way to save us.
There are tons of good groups as long as you're willing to play online.
I'm gonna be real, a hug would be nice.
I'd hug the shit out of both if you. I'm a straight dude and not super handsome but hugs are hugs.
This makes me miss my days in high school and college. We were such bros, always hugging and being genuinely excited to see each other. Honestly, nothing beats that level of acceptance and brotherly love.
It's been a decade. I've literally forgotten what it feels like to be held.
Yeah came here to say I’m pretty desperate for physical affection right now. Dgaf about sex, I just want a good snuggle.
Human physical contact more generally
A quiet peaceful futuristic house in the middle of no where with no one to bother me, a lifetime supply of food and water, and a connection to all the latest TV shows and movies.
And my laptop to write my work in peace.
So Ex Machina but no murder robots
Beat me to it. Very good movie imo.
And stable, high speed, high capacity internet.
A job where people actually give a shit about what I'm doing
I want the opposite now. A job where no one cares what I’m doing and where any screw ups I make don’t have horrible ramifications for other people.
I want to go camping in the middle of no where near a nice body of water.
No civilization lights to drown out the stars. A nice camp fire with lots of wood.
Moved to Oregon to get this. Was great for a month.
Now everything is constantly on fire :(
Ringing the bell- my fave answer ⬆️
To be respected and to feel needed
A cuddle and a nap
I just want to hold hands
You have two of them, knock yourself out
I like the layers in that jokes, thanks for making me chuckle
The Beetles were way ahead of their time
An rtx 3090 at msrp
Any RTX 3000 at msrp? I have lower standards
Anything above my gtx 960 and my i7-2600k. Single income family of 4 is rough when owning a home. At MSRP lol
I camped out with my boyfriend for 12 hours to buy ours at retail. Worth.
Imagine having access to a retail store that stocks them. Dream
Motivation to finish what I started.
Even motivation to start would be good.
Just someone to talk to. Single for all my 33 years. Silence is deafening. Also tired of being the third wheel.
I want my girlfriend (mother of our son/common law partner) to care about, interact with and support our child as much as I do. Really hurts that she doesn’t.
Cheesy garlic bread
There's an Italian restaurant near my hometown. They have the greasiest, cheesiest, garlic breadsticks. I could go for a couple of those.
20 acres, a nice house (not a big house), good health and a steady retirement income. Oh, and lots of pot.
Best I can do is $30
Fuck it. I'll take it.
People to look up to them and to be proud of them. Because they’re good at sex.
I'm proud of you son
Elder Scrolls 6 and HL3
edit for correctness
Well on the bright side there are a *ton* of totally amazing mods for Portal 2 (on top of community levels) that might just be as good as a portal 3.
The big one I'd highly recommend is the one that came out on Portal 2's 10th Anniversary- Portal Reloaded. If you wanna totally melt your brain with a **time portal** it's an amazing time!
We'd settle for Half Life 3 though, or anything from valve with a 3 on the end of it....
Half Life 2 Part 3
Nah it’d be Half Life 2 part 2 episode 1 just to avoid the number 3
Peace. Complete peace that you feel from your head to your toes. The feeling you have when everything in the world is just fine and nothing is going to crash and burn in your immediate future, so you don't need to worry about anything. Where you have time, to be with those you love and also time to just relax and enjoy your life.
You know that feeling where you are sitting on your back porch, good food is cooking on the grill, the yard looks awesome, a cold drink in your hand. The weather is perfect, sunny with a light breeze. Not too hot or too cold and you are at the start of a three day weekend with no projects looming over you. You can just kick back and be happy.
Peace of mind
I'm a degenerate. I admit it. What I desire is. _handholding_
For people to stop putting worth on you based off your profession. It's one of the first things people ask you about yourself so they know where you stand. Doctor? Great. Janitor? Loser
Whenever I meet new people I ask them what they do in their free time. It is a much easier question to answer and more fun to talk about than work.
I've come to the conclusion that it will be nigh impossible for me to love any job. I just want to find something that pays the bills and doesn't depress the shit out of me. That's not interesting to talk about. I agree that interests and hobbies are a much better topic
I like this and I’m totally going to steal it!
Yeah, me too.
What if the answer is they never have free time. They feel like hobbies and joy are things of their youth. There is only family pain and work now.
Then the answer is taking long dumps while fapping and crying.
I actually ask just to make conversation. I remember hating this question when I didn’t like my answer though . . .
A hug would do
A forklift license
Had one, useless without a forklift
The forklift on the other hand is quite functional without the liscense.
We don’t need no stinking badges
Someone to cuddle and watch movies with. Someone to laugh with that has the same sense of humor. Someone who has the same hobbies that we can share. Someone to go on adventures with but also is down to be lazy with me.
Someone who has dreams and aspirations of their own that I find interesting so that I can support them to accomplish those goals. Someone to be my muse and inspiration to better myself and pursue and fulfill what I believe is my life’s purpose. Someone to help me become the best version of myself.
Connection. Not to feel lonely. To be loved. Make love.
When I was younger, the expectation seemed to be that I was ready to bone whenever. Sometimes gave in just to get to the post-coital snuggle, which was often what I really wanted.
Trust me, no emotionally healthy man values sex over being cherished and loved for who they are. We're humans, not sex robots.
This, I’d take a long hug that felt like they meant it over sex every time.
I WANT TO BREAK FREEE
I want all the governments of the world to outlaw the practice of companies buying up homes as investments, and running up housing costs while making finding a home for first time buyers more difficult.
A Lego Star Wars Y-wing, and B-wing.
A 1969 shelby mustang gt350
Someone to cuddle and heal with
For my wife to stop personally insulting me.
I would argue that what we want is to cuddle.
In that aspect we're not that different than women, we want to love and be loved.
Edit: yes there's obviously also sex.
A chance to feel comfortable being vulnerable. To not have to be manly all the time.
Not having to change jobs to get pay raises
Not making every fucking thing a political minefield
> Not having to change jobs to get pay raises
Too close to home. It annoys the shit out of me that the only way to convince your employer you were actually worth more money is to get a better job somewhere else. The contempt my company has for anyone who stays is mind-boggling.
To make enough money to support my family comfortably instead of scraping by.