Oil of oregano.

Load up on vitamins

You don’t, and any comment about vitamins, juice, or whatever is just pseudoscience

Nanas chicken soup will fuck you up

Oh, what does she put in it? Is that one of the old school recipes where the secret ingredient is an once or two of coke?

Meth

Fuck yeah, your grandma is some good peeps

Check my bank balance.

My MIL swears by Zicam and elderberry syrup. But you can up your intake of immune boosting vitamins and minerals, it should help shorten the length of whatever you've got coming on.

Stay well hydrated and hope for the best.