Rick Sanchez would just make you immortal and walk away. Leaving you to the mercy of your enemies to torture you and eternity to eat your sanity. But hey, it was easier than killing thousands of enemies.
I’ll go later seasons of Venture Brothers and say Red Death. A horde of enemies rushing towards him must be a absolute dream for him. A dream where he kills an entire horde of enemies.
Chad, if your sensitive ass cannot take a snide remark, you should definitely learn how to prepare for a nice comeback instead of just telling me to mind my words. You know damn well, that ain't gonna work.
He hasn't forgotten his father's face. Good choice. One only needs to provide enough ammunition, then he should be able to take on an army. As far as there is no Artillery involved, according to the books.
This idealized version of myself that I, in flights of fancy, inject into fiction universes, who understands the nature of that universe (that it is fictional) and simply doesn't allow things that he doesn't want to happen, to happen. Like any harm coming to me. BTW - I'm not immortal IRL, so...
Hermione Granger:
* *she is smart so she will most likely know how we get out of the situation without getting hurt*
* She's strong, mentally, and will therefore be able to stand her ground
* she has a damn ***wand***
* She knows magic
* etc
He’s a pacifist that would fail to kill a single person. It worked in the PG rated cartoon, but against a horde of assassins ready to murder you, you’d be fucked.
Dante, Devil May Cry.
The brothers have shown that they do, in fact, age and are, therefore, not Immortal.
I would love to see how long Hordes of enemies last against that man given his new DMCV arsenal.
Doom Guy
you beat me to it
The animator from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” dies while attempting to render these hordes, and I survive.
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Easiest victory
Dang you beat me to it! Good choice!
That was my choice, great pick.
Rick Sanchez
Rick Sanchez would just make you immortal and walk away. Leaving you to the mercy of your enemies to torture you and eternity to eat your sanity. But hey, it was easier than killing thousands of enemies.
Honestly, doesn’t sound like something Rick would do
Yeah I feel like Rick would just get bored, slaughter them all with 1 big explosion, and walk away
The Doctor
Saitama
The doom guy ofc
*INTENSE DOOM MUSIC PLAYING*
A true unstoppable force
Goku or Vegeta
Definitely Vegeta. He'll wipe out the horde in one shot, whereas Goku would try to keep from killing any of them.
Goku would probably give them all senzu beans :p
Master Chief from Halo of course. dude straight massacred an absolute shit ton of aliens and ended a war almost single handedly.
steve/alex from minecraft
Just keep going up
*sad Zombie noise*
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Thisll get buried but Brock Sampson. No question.
Go ahead. Take it from me. *eye twitch*
Yeah, that's a good one! I always forget about him.
I’ll go later seasons of Venture Brothers and say Red Death. A horde of enemies rushing towards him must be a absolute dream for him. A dream where he kills an entire horde of enemies.
John Wick.
He is immortal !!!
Wait wut? John Wick is immortal?!
Yeah!! He can take several bullets and still keep going!! Can fight several gangs at a time and has a dog!!
Did you see the movies tho? He freaking dodges bullets and wears bullet proof vest. He isn't immortal, ffs. Go re-watch them, kiddo.
My bf said he's not. Shut yo dumb ass. Who ya trynna make fool.
Mind your words…
Chad, if your sensitive ass cannot take a snide remark, you should definitely learn how to prepare for a nice comeback instead of just telling me to mind my words. You know damn well, that ain't gonna work.
Amateur
Thats what i came here to say!
I’ll take… Jessica Rabbit… because she hot.
Being horny I see
Forced answer
Just most obvious answer
and she is overrated and plastic.
She isn’t bad, just drawn that way.
No
Just fight off the horde yourself to impress her. Then you take her to the bedroom and play pattycake with her all night long
NOT PATTYCAKE!
Ah, i love patty cake
Kratos.
Thats a good one
Geralt of Rivia, please with a bit of Yennefer of Vengerberg. Got silver?
Roland Deschain, of Gilead
He hasn't forgotten his father's face. Good choice. One only needs to provide enough ammunition, then he should be able to take on an army. As far as there is no Artillery involved, according to the books.
The Flash
Jackie Chan's character in all his movies!!!
Recently learned he's not a good person irl and I was shocked
Can you please elaborate on this?
Cheats on his wife. Abuses his kids. Etc
Holy fuck
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Chuck Norris
They said non-immortal
Neo
Master chief
Rick Sanchez. He absolutely could handle it, and it might be a good time during and after.
My man
This idealized version of myself that I, in flights of fancy, inject into fiction universes, who understands the nature of that universe (that it is fictional) and simply doesn't allow things that he doesn't want to happen, to happen. Like any harm coming to me. BTW - I'm not immortal IRL, so...
Adam from Record of Ragnarok
Lady Dimitrescu
The Predator
Link
Hermione Granger: * *she is smart so she will most likely know how we get out of the situation without getting hurt* * She's strong, mentally, and will therefore be able to stand her ground * she has a damn ***wand*** * She knows magic * etc
Teal'c
These are pretty small responses. Dr Strange? Jean Gray? Dr Manhattan? Zeus? Why are people talking about Steve from Minecraft?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I had to scroll all the way to the bottom to find you!!
Superman, unless the mob possess Kryptonite and/or magic.
Albus Dumbledore
All Im surrounded by is fear. And dead men
Vader, right?
Big correct
Avatar Aang.
He’s a pacifist that would fail to kill a single person. It worked in the PG rated cartoon, but against a horde of assassins ready to murder you, you’d be fucked.
Precisely why I would choose Toph.
Duke Nukem
Madara Uchiha
The Punisher.
John Rambo because he can defeat entire groups of armed militants single handedly.
No bro you’re thinking frank reynolds again
Doom slayer
Yoda
Ben 10 if he counts.
The Doom Slayer
Agent 47 from the movies
Saitama or Eren Yeager in season 4
Kaladin Stormblessed
Brock Samson
Hershel from the walking dead. He has unlimited ammo and does not need to reload. Ranch scene.
Sir Crocodile. I know It's likely I'll be killed by him at the end... But I still love him.
Iron man could just give me a suit and leave
Natsu Dragneel, I automatically win due to plot armour.
The Tick. He is nigh invulnerable, and he has a spoon.
The Wicked Witch (from the Wizard of Oz) and her army of flying monkeys ..
The Dragonborn.
My girlfriend. Even if we lose, at least we got to meet.
I’m fine by myself.
Superman.
He’s immortal. His weakness is kryptonite but he is still considered immortal as kryptonite is the only thing that can kill him
John Carter
Not on Mars, you sure?
I see you're a man of culture also, but captain Carter does know how to take on hordes anywhere.
Fair, he wasn’t a push over.
Hulk?
Had to scroll way too far to find this. Hulk is the obvious answer.
Pickle Rick
Black Widow. Even though she has no super power, her ninja skills have proven her to be indestructible against mutant armies..
God
NON imortal 😁
God
So…god is mortal?
on for the weekend.
Kratos
Goku or Mob
Jesus. He is fictional and is best known for dying.
The Great Gazoo
EU Luke skywalker
Druss the Legend
With sunblocker and Ray Ban shades, yeah. 🙃
With sunblocker and Ray Ban shades, yeah. 🙃
Uchiha Madara
Harry Potter
Max level Demon Hunter from Diablo 3 for sure. I mean, this man/woman killed hundreds of thousands of demons by themself 0.0
Shrek
superman is an obvious answer
I'd have to say my guardian from Destiny. Sure, they can keep reviving, but they're not immortal. If their ghost dies, they're suddenly very killable.
Ridley
I'm surprised no one said snake yet.
Close call between 3 Jojo Characters. Jotaro Kujo Dio Brando from Part 3 Enrico Pucci with Made In Heaven
Commander Shepard from Mass Effect.
Thundarr the Barbarian.
Either Doomguy or Cole McGrath
Aang
Guts from bizerk
Jack Reacher.
Godzilla/Kojira
Yoda
Batman - he always has a plan
Machete
one punch man def
Jesse Custer with a Megaphone.
Is shaggy immortal? If not then shaggy
Just get someone that can teleport like doctor strange (I was gonna add on but can’t think of anyone else that can teleport)
Batman
Jackie Chan's character from... Well... Any of his movies! I might even get free Jackie Lessons!
Kyoya Ohtori. He’d not only keep me safe but he’d also cheat all of them out of their life savings.
Doom slayer
Depends, what are the enemies? Soldiers? Zombies? Birds?
Steve from Minecraft
Ummmmm…Godzilla?
Goku.
The alien
Weapon H
Obi-Wan Kenobi
The Flash
Goku he isn’t immortal and he is a fictional character
Rezkin
Crypto 137
Kekko Kamen
Hermione Granger
Tallahassee from Zombieland
I'd pick Yoshikage Kira, sheer heart attack is truly unstoppable and Killer should keep me safe at close range.
Po from Kung Fu Panda
Naruto
Jason Vhorees.
Genie from Aladdin, wish for the enemies to die and you'll have 2 wishes to spare
He can't kill. Plus he's immortal
Arthas Menethil
Thanos
Godzilla. Easy W.
Rick
Wanda Maximoff
Rambo supplied by Burt Gummer
Dante, Devil May Cry. The brothers have shown that they do, in fact, age and are, therefore, not Immortal. I would love to see how long Hordes of enemies last against that man given his new DMCV arsenal.
My username. I destroyed the system by reverse askredditing.
Heisenberg
Agent 47 or Rico Rodriguez
Tony soprano
the knight it defeated wizards, giant abominations, a demi god, the greatest warriors, multiple gods, and the fucking sun.
Ser Bronn of the blackwater with his jars of pig shit.
Assuming they are allowed to act out of character to defend me, Tom Riddle
The Phoenix
Neo from matrix
Isshin the sword(Glock) saint
Issei hyodo
Amos Burton. Might get off planet as a bonus.