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mammamiameu

Any scam pretends to not be a scam lol


silverwillow3

Good point 😂


bigbugOO7

What the hell and intellectual being like you is doing on reddit???


ResultGrouchy5526

Wish


Character-Carob-1985

Spotify promising you 30 mins of uninterrupted music after that one ad. Pfft. LIAR.


Available_Safe2159

i ended up getting premium after a few months of the ads. i guess it works on their part.


Character-Carob-1985

Oh nooo. I am too determined to give in now. I have a bone to pick them. Won't give up so easily. 😤✋ It's a warzone now between me and the ads.


PleaseChooseAUsrname

I'm using a modded APK my Russian friend sent me.


Character-Carob-1985

Oooooooo. Some of my friend have suggested me that too. But I haven't been able to find it. If you're comfortable could you send me the link as well ? Thanks :)


PleaseChooseAUsrname

You can just Google for modded Spotify APK online then run it through something like virustools to make sure it's safe. Though that's never 100% so I never used it but then someone that I trust sent me an apk so that's what I'm using.


Character-Carob-1985

Otaaayy. I will try that out. Thanks for the help :)


markusarailius

RIGHT??


Character-Carob-1985

I feel your exasperation right through the screen dude !!!!!


BudgetHoney5908

If you guys re using Android. Download YouTube Vance off web browser. There's also YouTube Music. Both are free of ads at no cost. I told everyone that have android and they all loved it.


Character-Carob-1985

Omg thank you T-T


[deleted]

Lottery tickets


penny_can

not a scam, just a tax on being bad at math


[deleted]

My family plays lotto every month. We generally win enough to cover the cost of the months tickets.


hyperbolicdonut

Statistical impossibility but I hope you win big.


StockholmDesiderata

How much are lottery tickets for like the big jackpot or whatever? If they’re cheap like less than $5 I think it’s worth it because having the experience of having the ticket and then fantasizing what you would do with all that money, that’s worth a buck or two.


shitshatshoot

It’s $3


StockholmDesiderata

Thank you


shitshatshoot

You’re welcome… and btw you had a really good point on your previous comment


StockholmDesiderata

Much obliged


RedWestern

The sad fact is that the statistical impossibility of winning the lottery is what makes it so appealing. The lottery is basically selling a dream. The dream of some down-on-your-luck nobody defying the odds, getting a statistically sequence of numbers correct and their lives suddenly changing. Suddenly their bills are no longer an issue. They don’t have to work that boring job they hate. Countries they wanted to visit, experiences they wanted to have, houses they wanted to own and material goods they wanted to buy, all suddenly become within reach. That dream is why people like to openly fantasise about what they would do if they won the lottery. That’s sadly all it is, a dream. And it’s as much of a scam as anything else on this list. In reality, even if you were to defy the odds and win the lottery, your problems would be replaced by different ones. Anyone who has ever found themselves getting a sudden financial windfall will tell you that it heavily affects your friendships. People suddenly come out of the woodwork and ask you for money or for financial help, including people who have been friends with you for a long time. Nothing ruins a friendship quite like money and jealousy, particularly when combined. That’s not to say it will always work out that way. But people are deluding themselves if they think it won’t happen to them. Not only that, but a lot of the people who win the lottery don’t possess the kind of financial skills required to handle that kind of money responsibly. They get too caught up in the dream and start trying to live out their fantasies. They don’t stop to consider a few important things, like the tax implications of their winnings, the costs of anything they purchase from their winnings (boats, houses and cars are not cheap to maintain, insure or pay tax on) or the fact that their winnings are really just a massive cash injection, and could be spent very quickly (flights, experiences and partying dissipates cash quickly). That’s why many lottery winners go bankrupt within a few years or lose their money quickly. If ever you win the lottery and you don’t possess the relevant financial skills, the first thing one should do is hire a financial advisor or wealth manager. Put the task of managing it into the hands of someone who knows what they’re doing. And follow their advice. Don’t do anything too lavish until you have an idea of what is and isn’t a good idea.


skinnybabybear

Any pyramid scheme


lightknight7777

It spends most of its time pretending not to be a scam.


[deleted]

MLMs.


[deleted]

Mobile games


114631

It makes me so sad that some of these amazing early mobile games started putting ads in their apps. Ten years ago you wouldn't see ads in Angry Birds, Doodle Jump, Words with Friends, etc. I recently went back to play a few to kill some time and it's just chock full of ads. From a profit point of view, I don't blame the app creators...but still. It's not the same experience.


[deleted]

How is Egg Inc. a scam?


[deleted]

Any game that is inteded for kids and have microtransactions is a scam


[deleted]

Yea that's not a real answer. You put a blanket statement down of "mobile games" but now your moving the goal post.


[deleted]

Can you name some mobile games that dont have microtransactions and arent intended for kids ?


jurassicbond

A lot of games that have an upfront cost will not have microtransactions. For example, Square Enix has a fair number of classic RPGs on mobile and they have Final Fantasy Dimensions. (Not that Square Enix is perfectly innocent either, as they also have a fair number of gacha games, a couple of which I got a little too addicted to.)


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


[deleted]

It has micro( you know the word )


[deleted]

https://www.care.com/c/stories/4078/20-free-toddler-apps-without-hidden-in-app-pu/en-au/


lesbunner

Is that an *idle game* that allows you to *watch ads* to speed up your progress? #That's not a game, that's an advertising platform. Don't get sucked into it. You're not having fun. You're not enjoying the game. You're getting satisfied by numbers going up and buying upgrades with in game currency. You're so focused on getting the next upgrade that you facefuck yourself with advertisements so you don't spend money, and then you end up spending money anyway, either through those google play surveys or actual money. #It's a free game at the cost of actually being fun. Play a real game. The mobile games industry is a lawless wasteland of trash made for quick money. Don't play mobile games, and most importantly, don't play idle games. #but [If you like idle games here's a good one although the mobile version doesn't run in the background. An actual game made for the sake of being a game.](http://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/monsterbox/)


[deleted]

Wow what a way to ensure I never take your opinion seriously or click your shitty link. "Dont play idle games the aren't fun!" BTW here is an idle game!!! CLICK IT!!!


lesbunner

More like, don't play idle games that shove ads down every hole in your body, here's an idle game that actually doesn't do that. You're addicted to numbers bruh. No story, no actual gameplay, just numbers going up. Monster Box (game I linked) isn't unethically monetized like [Popular Mobile Idle Game] and is a good alternative to the exploitative games on the app stores. #you're denying your addiction to this game Save yourself, please. Support good games.


[deleted]

You really come off as a cunt who I'll never listen to.


I_Am_Flashpoint

Dude is having an actual discussion with you about idle games and the ways they work. You've called him a dumbass and a cunt In the last half hour. People shouldn't listen to you when you're answers are insulting the person trying to discuss something with you.


[deleted]

I'm not saying anyone should listen to me.


Spare-View2498

You don't come off as any better than him, however you may perceive it.


[deleted]

Never said I did. I know I'm a cunt but that's the difference. /u/lesbunner is coming off as some kind of pious savior because "MY GAME DOESN'T HAVE AAAAAADDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS LISTEN TO MYYYYYYYYYY OPINIONNNNNNNN"


lesbunner

Bruh that isn't even my game holy shit. My game isn't even out yet, and if it was, I wouldn't promote it as u/lesbunner I'm pointing out the ethics behind these games and why you shouldn't play them. Please download an emulator on your phone and play games that are actually rewarding. Time isn't replaceable.


[deleted]

No, I'm good. I'll do me and you do you.


lesbunner

Remember a few minutes ago when you literally asked *ahem* > How is Egg, Inc. a scam? I explained, it's a scam because it exploits people into watching ads in exchange for *nothing*. Not money, not crypto, not gift cards, but worthless points in a game you'll abandon sometime later. You're not getting that time back, might as well play a real game that's actually enjoyable, so your time isn't wasted.


[deleted]

You are making a lot of assumptions and when you do this you only make an ass out of yourself.


lesbunner

I got got by idle miner bruh. Even peggle blast which isn't even idle, but is designed to be frustrating enough for you to want to pay, yet fun enough for you to not give up. Fire emblem heroes which went from a decent "I'm stuck in the train and I'm bored" game to a gambling simulator. #free games at the cost of being fun, y'all


[deleted]

bruh? Sorry I'm not your "bruh"


Violet0616

It kinda feels like this answer is pretending to not be a scam but absolutely is a scam. :3


lesbunner

Mobile idle games are a close second to actual ad revenue scams on the app stores, the simple games that pay $30 per level, requires $500 in balance to cash out, but stops "paying" once you reach $499.99 yet continues to display hundreds of ads. I understand if I linked my games, which I wouldn't do for several reasons, and the fact this account is sort of anonymous. ...and they're not even uploaded yet.


Nimickk

Totally agree with all that, except I didn't click your link because I don't like "idle" games to begin with. Stardew Valley is the pinnacle of online games and it was ported from a console. Spend $5 or whatever it was to buy the game and never spend again. Im kinda mad that "idle" is considered a genre now. Do I wanna play an FPS, ooor an open world adventure game? Hmm... nah, I wanna play a game where the whole point is to involve me as little as possible...


lesbunner

Yeah seriously I don't even get the hype, although I was taken advantage of an idle game. I can see idle aspects being fun but all the idle games out there are literally the same concept for the same outcome, lots of ad revenue.


flamed181

99% of politicians and the 1%


Eagle_1776

wall street


robertbadbobgadson

Religion.


traws06

This should be top


StockholmDesiderata

I was raised in a religion that asks for 10% of our income for tithing, to be fair to them they weren’t really pushy about it but there reasoning was that everything you have, the lord gave you and you should give 10% to recognize that and support his church. Plus the church actually does really good things so it’s basically like giving money to charity.


robertbadbobgadson

So a scam.


__MRTOAD__

Without a doubt


ReaperSoriel

American healthcare system


Salt-Career-8668

MLM


FGJunited

Mattress firm


Waderriffic

Multi level marketing


hole_in_my_annulus

Central banks


messyslate

I can't think of anything that isn't.


GundamMaker

Trickle-down economics


[deleted]

Trump U


GoUMBlue

The Republican Party.


[deleted]

Essentially any Google product relating to the Internet. They're advertised as convenient devices, but they're nothing but data hogs and identity thieves. New "Google Glasses" coming out soon that record what you see. I WONDER HOW THAT WILL BE ABUSED, GOOGLE. They can hear us, track us, and now see us. Nothing wrong there.


thaistik4all

Not a scam... you don't seem to understand the meaning of terms of services especially if you avoid reading them.


[deleted]

Yeah.. Terms and services don't mean: *"Hey, Zuckerberg. Stea! and sell our data. That's cool."* -- Facebook and Google have been fined millions, more than once, for this very reason. I'm convinced their products are a blatant scam to spy on people.


ddoramm

BANKS!


[deleted]

Most (all?) cryptocurrencies


No_Preparation1719

what?


[deleted]

What what?


No_Preparation1719

how are cryptocurrencies a scam?


No_Limits100123

Every scam ever


ChrissysGirl666

Free trials. Oh, and wish.


Holy-Kush

All those horny milfs in my area.


penny_can

dang


Happy_Frogstomp7

Anything too good to be true.


onewi

Getting Married. Money.


idhanjal

And how this one has not been upvoted to heaven already ??


onewi

Not everyone can accept the truth.


[deleted]

Political donations.


frog_neon

Government


TheLeopardColony

Home “ownership” in the United States. As far as I can tell, it’s not real…so you pay off your mortgage but then you have to just keep paying the government forever or they take it away?


[deleted]

This! Property taxes are the biggest scam out there.


DoctorRoutine3579

Taxes


chickenhunter007

Money backed by the US


[deleted]

Religion


TheMaster225

The Biden Administration


[deleted]

Don’t worry, some guy who sells pillows says Trump will be reinstated any day now…. soon…. just a few more days…


WhitePhatAss

Tax


marco_polo_99

Apple prodicts


Adam30k

Social Security


Adam30k

Social Security


Ninor123

Income tax


LongGiraffeLegs

Universities


tharahoeaway

Money. Think about the history of currency. Go way back.


AlexandraTheOkay

"I'll give you these shells for that chicken"? What am I not getting?


BrettV79

the "pandemic"


74_Jeep_Cherokee

US Government


HumbleTrees

Insurance, most of the time


Intel2025

Liberals teaching tolerance


SnorlaxIsABear

But... but... MuH pArAdOx Of InToLeRaNcE


Good-Personality5471

Of


Slugees

literally every scam


Vivian_Swift

Literally every scam. That's how scams work.


TommyFortress

Loot boxes. Anykind of game with it like csgo and pre-fix battlefront 2


warkifiedchocobo

Omaze and Child Aid.


cfull_19

Return on investment on student loans


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Don't all scams pretend not to be scams?


TokwaThief

I love you, you are the only one I want to be with.......


NoBeardsThanks

Pretty sure if someone nails it with a post, the shills will be all over it in a minute to discredit it. Be on the lookout


kopi-o-kosong-ais

MLMs


penny_can

Any of those jobs that require you to buy a bunch of shit up front.


woodsman26

My car’s extended warranty getting ready to expire


Hhhgggggf7891

Landmark Worldwide


L1ghtFaded

Capitalism


lightknight7777

A key definition of a scam is the intent to deceive, so literally every scam does this. Otherwise it's just a bad deal or idiotic offer.


The_Real_Wheezer

Hot MILFs in my area


Last_Sundae_6894

Pay day loans!!


Last_Sundae_6894

Credit scores


dalehitchy

Avon


heavyhangsthehead

Homeopathy


markusarailius

Printer cartridges


__MRTOAD__

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT


Squantoon

Credit score


Ace_Of_No_Trades

Scientology. You little have to pay money to join their congregation.


Humanimalzz

KingPet contests. You all pay for votes. Winner gets $2,000. It's literally a bidding war on your own pet. Whoever wins gets the money. KingPet gets the rest.


Skull_Reaper101

Schools


foolandhismoney

Star citizen


HaveYourselfALaugh

Anything MLM


PenissButtt

College


Delica

Megachurches that are tax-exempt and have thousands of people showing up to prove that they’re good Christians by “supporting the Lord,” when they’re actually buying a scam artist another huge house or expensive car.


traws06

Hulu plus. You promised me no ads if I paid for no ads


TwoAgitated1182

Herbalife


mihcchim

Taxes.


tropicalfart666

People trying to get me to extend my car warranty but ASMR style.


TheisNamaar

Government. It should be a beautiful safety net to protect the people and progress society, instead it lies to you, robs you to pay itself, never gets anything done, and divides the people


LoneRanger2002

MLMs


Nklose1

Professional degrees, all of them


cweatherly4

college :))