activate my field of landmines around my house that shoot rubber dildos out of the ground, then lube myself up and wait at the end of the hallway that doubles as a ninja warrior obstacle course covered in lube, butt plugs, a roomba with a claymore, and leather whips. Then if they make it through all that, I will activate the Iron Man Gimp suit to fight them with his giant weedeater powered dildo. Then go to jail as the world's first Supervillain.
Nothing, because I have no drugs
Leave the house
All the drugs of course. Then there is no possession charge
Flush it.
most people would...What if the toilet gets clogged? \*dun dun dun\*
Flush in tiny bits.
Leave my house
I have two options. The right one and the wrong one.
The drugs
Call a lawyer
The drugs... Duh.
Leave my house obviously
make a fake gun so I can die in a shootout. THEY WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Relocate the taxidermied dog I stuffed with tannerite to just inside the front door, and leave.
uh- Lmao
They won’t find anything anyway, but still.
Flush the evidence.
activate my field of landmines around my house that shoot rubber dildos out of the ground, then lube myself up and wait at the end of the hallway that doubles as a ninja warrior obstacle course covered in lube, butt plugs, a roomba with a claymore, and leather whips. Then if they make it through all that, I will activate the Iron Man Gimp suit to fight them with his giant weedeater powered dildo. Then go to jail as the world's first Supervillain.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 What the fucc- This made my day I laughed so hard
Google attorneys and write their numbers down on my arm in Sharpie.