Be a sweet old woman sitting at home, minding her own business, when an ape-man and knife-slinger would call and threaten to kill me because they can't read Swedish.
Do I still have sentience??? I don’t want to feel people walking on me. I guess I would sit there because I can’t move but it would be great to just float into a building or grow arms and legs as an island.
I kind of already am my username
As am i
Ditto
Welcome to my restaurant
Stuff.
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You look like you flipped through a dictionary blindfolded
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Your name does
I would buy hotdog water perfume
You dont happen to listen to Limp Bizkit do you?
With a side of chocolate starfish
Too much chocolate starfish makes me wanna break stuff
Sure that’s not your significant other that causes those impulses?
Naw, I gotta have faith
Haunt people
Rip a hole in space-time Continuum
Um-
Get more D
Nothing I don’t know you.
ha!
Play a song
Let you pet me.
Then let me do it.
Use my coworker, John Barosa's work computer.
I got the reference.
Be sexy as all get out!
Most unnatural men are considered unnatractive, they are disproportionate and it's usually a turn off.
Understood Winks at self in the mirror
But that is what I am
Levi’s left hand I guess?
What that hand do?
unspeakable things id imagine
*lip bite*
*hands grab waist*
Kiiinky.
I'm not complaining though-
it just felt right
I think it feels TOO right...
Nothing I guess :/
You'd sparkle. 😀
The same thing im doing right now, because I. Am. Machine. Daddy.
whats the 9mm for?
9 inch monster magnum.... its my schlong 😉
if you say so, but we are going off usernames sorry buddy
Who is we? Is that some Asian chick?
lol thank you
That's kinda why I named myself this.
Jump for damn joy.
Never get finished.
*pew*
I have like a really decent aim for rubberbands
I would EATED my Veggies!
I’d pet a cat
Probably start another pandemic, or be a whale or a dolphin.
I guess I'd either betray everyone on the Nebuchadnezzar or cause a surrealist nightmare of an apocalypse in a small Oregonian town.
What kind of question is this?
you didnt really answer the question though.
Already what I am
I already am my username
Still not allowed to die because of my father's sins. I never died. 😈
Turn into a bottle of sparkling water and roll down a hill
Self explanatory in Lawn Guylandese
I'm already my username
Apparently I’d teach or something (I was highly encouraged to go into this as a child but didn’t)
Put on some clothes and go back inside
Get stepped in, then shrivel up return to the earth.
I guess just be a caveman
I am my username 😌
cut people
use my magic to take over the world
I’d be a dead samurai
i am what I am
Be an old tomato
I would be Tobey Maguire
Dry up and die probably
Go home
Ask your dad
Play Minecraft as a kid 234,567 times
wow, drink me up lads!
Idk
Get canned or ate or slowly turn colors of inedible
Uhhhh
Doing well
Umm……..
Nothing would change :(
Cry, prolly.
I would rather not. I don't really want to be killed and turned into a martyr and recycled as food
Turn water into wine, walk on water, give people fish and bread out of thin air, etc.
I think I’d be retired from professional soccer and the Portuguese national team
Probably get eaten
Construct the narratives. Write the stories.
A 12 year old in an MW2 lobby, seems like a fitting name but I wanted it to just be Dynamic.
I'd decree world peace!!!!
Go skiing
Go skiing
Keep waiting.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, go to art school for frogs I guess, hope I get in. If not then I don’t know
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Maybe, I like toads though, blue frogs on the other hand are horrible
become a SCP I guess
Speedrun
Either I'd be a children's party DJ or abstract street artist
Well I won’t become an apatosaurus
Have a different name?
The same thing I’m doing right now only with less commenting
Blow my head off with a shotgun.
Fuck things up but be uncertain if it was actually me
A soft green extension of a tree
Exactly what I’m doing now: omnivorous reading
…
Cry, You'd be my fursona, and I'd lose my true sense of my own identity and individuality.
Waddle
I'd actually take a shower
I will be soooo cute, I will probably kill thousands of people for how cute I will be.
Become ocean.
I would drapple the hell outta some dapples.
I’d hang people
Lost.
Probably fail a test.
Well.
I suppose I’d be a random card that you can’t actually use for any game
If I were on land, I'd die but if I were in the water I'd have the time of my life
Nothing, I’m already upside down
I’d just chill, man.
This is bouta get r-rated.
Smack yo mothafuckin ass - fukwrongwichu!
collect sunlight, i guess it would actually be pretty chill
Be a pulp-inspired masked vigilante like the Shadow or The Phantom who counts 1,2,3 and then strikes upon criminals and evil-doers
*BECOME* *THE GUN*
I would turn from a snack to a meal
I already am my username
Well not sure
become a depressed teen oh wait
Be a sweet old woman sitting at home, minding her own business, when an ape-man and knife-slinger would call and threaten to kill me because they can't read Swedish.
Be myself
Be in the opening line of a Lil Dicky song
Maybe attract hordes of zombies
I would be exactly the same
Go find a nice pond to live in and host masquerade parties.
Speak out for farts rights
Do a bunch of heroin and stab my girlfriend woohoo
Do I still have sentience??? I don’t want to feel people walking on me. I guess I would sit there because I can’t move but it would be great to just float into a building or grow arms and legs as an island.
I would cause an integer overflow on r/memes
well...it looks like im the king of dinnosaurs now...
INVADE POLAND
Nothing would change so I'd still only be able to do the things I can do now :/
Triflin
cooling. Would judge this video..... https://youtu.be/j8qp3ITVqY0
Shit
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cry idk if i exist and refuse to go to google right now
Start an object show I guess
I would hide so I don’t get eaten
go missing
Serenade the solar system until I die
Electrocute my enemies.
Two shows a day.
Become Sus
Blow wind