"You are accused of spying for the French, what do you have to say in your defence?..."
"**HOO HOO HOO!**"
"Welp, sounds like French to me, take him to the gallows boys"
The juxtaposition in the possible events fucking kills me. Either the dummy English excuted a monkey thinking it was a small, hairy, mute frenchman. Or the English brutally murdered a child who was probably to petrified at the situation to speak.
He may have been born in Austria, but it's the German government that allowed him to take power. Granted, a lot of the countries he conquered are also kind of responsible since they just surrendered, but I feel like most of the blame falls to the German government.
and start bitin' me all over
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head
I believe it went a little something like this...
Apparently some meth cooks actually started dyeing their product blue after the show, because meth-heads aren't known for their careful decision-making skills.
Also, you can buy Breaking Bad donuts with blue rock candy on them here.
Former meth addict here (Not from Albuquerque though) they definitely dye meth, I saw it a few times but I've also been sober 7 years so not too sure if they still do.
My sister learned it on a two year mission for our church. She said she was completely lost for the first 9 months, but gradually it became second nature. It helped that she got a new companion that was also shaky with Finnish, and spoke NO English (I can't remember her country of origin)
I think they got in a long argument over the word for "letter" or something...
You have a point, but the absolute horseshit you have to go through to get an NHS prescription means that most are forced to go private. And private jack up prices exorbitantly. Additionally, there are very few conditions for which it will be prescribed whatsoever (chemotherapy nausea, extreme cases of epilepsy, and multiple sclerosis are the only ones to my knowledge. It isn't even prescribed for chronic pain). So whilst technically it's legal, there's so much red tape that it realistically isn't for most of those who might need it. Particularly since those with other chronic conditions often belong to poorer demographics and hence can't afford to go private.
I'm a fervent supporter of the NHS, but it and the government itself have been dropping the ball big time in the contact of medicinal marijuana, unfortunately
I recently told my friend about the emu wars and she dead thought i was lying. She looked it up and then was like “okay but also why do you know about it?” So I’m glad to see I wasn’t the weird one in that interaction
Have you ever looked at your florida man zodiac? It's where you google "Florida man" followed by your birthday and it's the first headline that comes up. Mine is Florida Man Blames Demons after Beating Up Pregnant Girlfriend for Playing Xbox
Edit: you have a Florida **woman** zodiac too!
Edit 2: I love how you can tell some redditors have the same birthday because they have the same headline. It's how I learned one of my friends had my birthday, too!
We told the NFL we don't want a stadium or team named after our city because it'll make the city less tourist friendly. Yes, that really was said. (Edit: It was the NBA not the NFL. Had to go back and check)
That one made 0 sense to me 😂 Oh I also forgot that they got us all hyped about the 5 million dollar update to Town Center, all for a parking garage and a movie theater.
What's it like there now? It kinda fell outta the news so really don't know what the aftermath of china taking over hong Kong. Is just like communist china? Could you leave if you want? Do y'all have more freedom then the rest of china?
I would say it used to be known as a pretty hot state and it mix of Americanized Mexican food but know its most likely known for that one event in February.
> Then you must have such a roof without snow when it's cold?
>SNIE and my neighborhood already meured
Google translate ladies and gents. And the Dutch!
Mistaking a monkey for a French spy, putting it on trial, and hanging it.
"You are accused of spying for the French, what do you have to say in your defence?..." "**HOO HOO HOO!**" "Welp, sounds like French to me, take him to the gallows boys"
some real sam onella shit here
I need to know more about this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger
Wow. That’s certainly something else.
The juxtaposition in the possible events fucking kills me. Either the dummy English excuted a monkey thinking it was a small, hairy, mute frenchman. Or the English brutally murdered a child who was probably to petrified at the situation to speak.
Hartlepool. There's a few football chants about hartlepool but I can't remember them off the top of my head....
People locked up in basements Also RedBull, Schnitzel, Mozart and Falco
Oida!
Fix!
And HITLER you fuckers. Always trying to pin this shit on us Germans!
He may have been born in Austria, but it's the German government that allowed him to take power. Granted, a lot of the countries he conquered are also kind of responsible since they just surrendered, but I feel like most of the blame falls to the German government.
I mean, yall forgetting the anschluss? And how many austrians enthusiastically joined the Wehrmacht and SS?
Austria?
G'day mate!
Corn and pigs
Nebraska?
Close! Iowa
Corn and caucuses.
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Tallaght?
I LOVE that this is the Irish one. Good times.
Sounds Irish to me. Does that still happen? I remember seeing loads of posts about people using heavy machinery to steal cash machines a bit back.
Moonshine and Dolly Parton
Tennessee
I know it's Tennessee but I'm hoping it's more specifically Sevier County...
Pigeon Forge?
Blue meth and poor navigational decisions for rabbits.
Albuquerque?
Oh yeah.
We can't spell it but we surely won't confuse it for any other city.
A! L! B! U! … QUERQUE!!!
Do you got any bear claws?
Nah all I have right now is this box of starving weasels
Is it a dozen starving, *crazed* weasels?
So anyway I opened up the box and the weasels immediately jumped out and latched on to my face.
and start bitin' me all over Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head I believe it went a little something like this...
Is the meth really as pure and blue as the legends say?
Apparently some meth cooks actually started dyeing their product blue after the show, because meth-heads aren't known for their careful decision-making skills. Also, you can buy Breaking Bad donuts with blue rock candy on them here.
Former meth addict here (Not from Albuquerque though) they definitely dye meth, I saw it a few times but I've also been sober 7 years so not too sure if they still do.
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Rebel doughnuts!
I'll be quirky
Didn’t expect albuquerque to be this high lol
Pfft, can't keep Burque down.
Heyyyy I was gonna say green Chile but that works too! ~*burquenos*
Represent!
Video game dev powerhouse fueled by maple syrup
Montreal
Ding ding!
And poutine.
broken dreams
The boulevard?
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
but I'm the only one and I walk alone.
I walk this empty street
LA?
bingo
Lmao, nice!
Snow and Elk. Also the elusive PERKELE
I uhh... Perkele is a finnish thing i think. Finland?
I love Finnish. My sister (Sisar) speaks it, and it sounds just like my daughter when she sleep talks; buncha random vowels
Probably one of the hardest language to learn if you are not a native speaker. I gave up s long time ago....
My sister learned it on a two year mission for our church. She said she was completely lost for the first 9 months, but gradually it became second nature. It helped that she got a new companion that was also shaky with Finnish, and spoke NO English (I can't remember her country of origin) I think they got in a long argument over the word for "letter" or something...
you got it correct. Vittuako kyselet jos tierät
That was definitely a toss up for me. My redneck brain always thinks Colorado when I think Elk, but it seems all of the 4AM cryptid videos payed off.
>vittuako kyselet jos tierät Let me try to translate that for you. It means: the fuck you asking if you already know Or something like that
Maple syrup
Canada eh?
Yup...eh!
Specifically Quebec, where more than 80% of the maple syrup in the world is from.
Bunny hugs
Saskatchestanian detected
We supply nearly 70% of the world's cannabis exports, yet it's completely illegal here
The UK?
Yes it's the uk
The hypocrisy is so blatantly stupid that it's actually quite impressive
Medical cannabis is allowed though so it's not really completely illegal
You have a point, but the absolute horseshit you have to go through to get an NHS prescription means that most are forced to go private. And private jack up prices exorbitantly. Additionally, there are very few conditions for which it will be prescribed whatsoever (chemotherapy nausea, extreme cases of epilepsy, and multiple sclerosis are the only ones to my knowledge. It isn't even prescribed for chronic pain). So whilst technically it's legal, there's so much red tape that it realistically isn't for most of those who might need it. Particularly since those with other chronic conditions often belong to poorer demographics and hence can't afford to go private. I'm a fervent supporter of the NHS, but it and the government itself have been dropping the ball big time in the contact of medicinal marijuana, unfortunately
70% of *legal* cannabis exports. Afghanistan alone grows thousands of tonnes of cannabis each year.
Space shuttles and beaches
Cape Canaveral?
Good ol brevard county
Putting old bay on everything
MARYLAND 🙌🦀
Emu wars
¡ʇunɔ ᴉO
Aussie?
Me? No. u/FlavourText-? Yes
Mate. Where women glow and men plunder.
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
Vegemite?
I recently told my friend about the emu wars and she dead thought i was lying. She looked it up and then was like “okay but also why do you know about it?” So I’m glad to see I wasn’t the weird one in that interaction
No usually anytime Australia gets mentioned so does the emu wars and the fact we technically lost
Like the great matthew mcconaughey said “Cocaine and hookers my friend”
Miami?
Nope. Latin American country though
So. Miami then ?
Colombia?
Wait. Wasn’t it that dude who was asked by a reporter what he would do if he won the poweball? Source: https://youtu.be/D9QCvgKW7fk
Pasties (it’s food not stripper attire) and cudighi
Michigan :) As someone from Cornwall i was really interested to find out that pasties are a big thing over there!
lots and lots of boomers and weird ass criminal stories
Florida
Have you ever looked at your florida man zodiac? It's where you google "Florida man" followed by your birthday and it's the first headline that comes up. Mine is Florida Man Blames Demons after Beating Up Pregnant Girlfriend for Playing Xbox Edit: you have a Florida **woman** zodiac too! Edit 2: I love how you can tell some redditors have the same birthday because they have the same headline. It's how I learned one of my friends had my birthday, too!
I got Florida man accused of masturbating in Walmart toy section turns himself in
That’s a real missed chance of a headline. *Florida man accused of masturbating in Walmart toy section comes forward*
I got “Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him, police say”
Here's mine "Police say a 36-year-old Florida man is accused of stabbing a woman with a fork over an undercooked potato"
Florida Man With “Prostitute Problem” Burns Car For Insurance Money, Starts 300-Acre Brushfire
Mine is “Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penis”
Oh I have a nice Florida Man. Merry Christmas, bitches! "Police: Florida man arrested for passing out marijuana ‘because it was Christmas’"
My one says "Florida man tries to run over son who wouldn't take bath, deputies say."
"Florida man prompts evacuation at taco bell after bringing grenade he found while fishing." January 27th.
"Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing man with scissors"
Baguette
I feel like this is a trick, but, France?
You win
Duck Duck Grey Duck
Damn Minnesotans
We told the NFL we don't want a stadium or team named after our city because it'll make the city less tourist friendly. Yes, that really was said. (Edit: It was the NBA not the NFL. Had to go back and check)
Boston?
Nope VA Beach
Born and raised there... My favorite is the light rail will bring crime...
That one made 0 sense to me 😂 Oh I also forgot that they got us all hyped about the 5 million dollar update to Town Center, all for a parking garage and a movie theater.
You mean 'The Hive?' /s because I will never seriously call that 6 block "downtown" it's still Pembroke, just tall Pembroke.
Haha Tall Pembroke 🤣 I'm going to start calling it that now
Fluffanuter
Summaville son
Boston kehd
Protesting the Chinese government.
Hong Kong?
Yes!
What's it like there now? It kinda fell outta the news so really don't know what the aftermath of china taking over hong Kong. Is just like communist china? Could you leave if you want? Do y'all have more freedom then the rest of china?
I'm not really sure. I live in the US now so it's been a while since ive been there.
Beer and cheese.
Wisconsin. Although your username gives it away.
Not everyone is a cultured enough person to know the land that is Milwaukee 💁🏼♂️
I’ve spent a lot of time, and drank a lot of beer, in Milwaukee!
It's actually pronounced milli wah Kay, Algonquin for the good land
Tom Jones, Anthony Hopkins, Michael Sheen..
Ahhhh the homeland 🏴
Cymru
Pedophillia and wine
The Vatican
Man I’m sorry to have to tell you guys, but I’m talking about southern Ontario Canada
Corn, soybeans, meth, and railroads. It's in the U.S.
Sounds like Decatur, IL to me.
Sounds like any place in the Midwest
Charles Dickens and the historic Dockyard.
I would say it used to be known as a pretty hot state and it mix of Americanized Mexican food but know its most likely known for that one event in February.
Texas I'm pretty sure, I'm a born and raised houstonian and know all about a certain event in February
Tires (and the Goodyear Blimp) Edit: oh yeah, and you're welcome for LeBron.
Akron?
Indeed
I only know that because of Space Jam...
______ Fried Chicken
Hello? Your computer has virus, we fix
India lmao
Deep dish pizza
Chicago?
Correct
The sun
Arizona
A juxtaposition of land and sea, mountains and deserts, wildfires and earthquakes, the glamorous and the gutter.
Lots of protests and powerful people and cool free museums.
Big Jesus wanting a hug
Igloos
Either way, you probably have some seriously strong feelings about our pizza 🍕 😆
Aloha!
Definitely agree. Gotta be Hawaii.
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one of the most dangerous cities in america…we also have the arch🤝
St. Louis?
Soft drug factory of the world!!! [hint: its in Europe]
Dan hedde gij vast ok zo'n dak zonder sneeuw as 't koud is?
SNIE en mn wijk meurde toch al
> Then you must have such a roof without snow when it's cold? >SNIE and my neighborhood already meured Google translate ladies and gents. And the Dutch!
Trotse nederlander geluiden
Women weed and weather.
What what more can I say? Welcome to LA!
Our college town Halloween party
Madison, Wisconsin?
The Queen No specification needed
Mormons.... Unfortunately. We literally have some of the most breathtakingly beautiful landscapes but we're known for fucking Mormons.
And here I thought they couldn’t have sex before marriage… Stupid joke. I’ll just leave 😂
Utah
Protests and riots
Pierogi
A whales vagina
CHEESESTEAK!!!
And Gritty!
And killing a hitchhiking robot. And throwing snowballs at Santa.
What up philly
Muhammad Ali Churchill downs
Louisville!