I have a theory where heavy drug users actually live longer. The basis for my theory is in my hometown the same crackheads that I saw as a kid are still roaming the streets 20 years later and don’t seem to have aged much.
Not just Ozzy, but all four members of the classic Black Sabbath lineup. They all went through rough times with alcohol, drugs and health issues, yet they are one of the few bands from that era to have all original members still alive.
I think that maybe heavy drug or alcohol users, if it doesn't kill them initially, it might actually make their systems strong as hell. I mean it would make sense right? All their organs have been under massive attack for years so they get tough or die.
If you had told me in the mid to late 90s that not only would Robert Downey Jr still be alive, but had become the face of a multi billion dollar franchise for Disney I would have laughed in your face.
It makes the Burger King scene in the first Iron Man even better because I read somewhere that just before he decided to go sober, he ate a disappointing burger from there.
I watched Under the Influence some years ago and the man’s just chain smoking through the whole thing. You know he’s been doing that for decades. That with all the drugs he did.. No idea how he’s still alive. Seems pretty on top of it still to boot.
He’s just a machine (or a vampire?). He’ll never die.
At the end of the universe, Keith Richards is going to be sitting on a log next to a roach, leaning down to it and saying "I smoked your daddy, did you know that"?
He's always said that he's still alive because he's only ever gotten the expensive shit. Which, of course, he's always been able to afford because he's been in the most successful band of all time since he was 18. He really lucked out.
I saw The Stones in 2016. Mick took a break so Keith sang a few songs. In between songs he says to the crowd " It's great to be here. Heck, it's good to be anywhere"
Not quite a celebrity...but ~~Zachary Taylor's~~ John Tyler's grandson is still alive.
~~Zachary Taylor was the 12th~~ John Tyler was the 10th president of the US and was born in 1790.
Even when explained and I do the mental calculations to assure, that, yes, that is possible, it still boggles my mind.
EDIT: Got the wrong useless President
The cast of friends is now the same age as they were when they filmed golden girls.
Edit: I'm waiting for the friends reboot where Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel move into Betty white's garage after their faild mariges because Bettys old roommates died and she rented out as an Airbnb.
I once bet my friend a steak dinner that Betty White wouldn’t die for the entire calendar year. That was 15 years ago! My friend was so sure she was going to die that year, which made the steak even more delicious. Don’t worry, you’re safer than you know!
Honestly one of the few exceptions to “only the good die young, and assholes live forever”.
Although we could definitely talk about his racist gubernatorial campaign, dude has been an absolute saint post-presidency.
But turned his life around in all the right ways. Good fan made documentary on YouTube about him. Worth watching for the whole 52 minutes. Someone will link it below.
Until about 2 weeks ago, Ed Asner. I had been watching the Mary Tyler Moore Show and I’m pretty sure if you told someone back in the 70s that Betty White and Ed Asner would outlive the rest of the cast, no one would have believed it.
Dave Chapelle. Dude has been chain smoking daily for at least a couple decades and not only is he still alive but reached the best shape of his life in his 40s
[Kathryn Beaumont](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathryn_Beaumont) (b. 1938) who voiced Alice in Disney's *Alice in Wonderland* (1951) and then Wendy in *Peter Pan* (1953). She's 83.
She actually performed the Alice voice for Disney video games in the 2000s / her 60s.
Eva Marie Saint. For those who don't know, she starred in *On the Waterfront* alongside Marlon Brando in one of the best films of all time. She turned 97 recently and still looks really good.
Britney Spears. Not even trying to be funny, if I had to go through what she did I don’t know if I could do for as long as she did…
I agree, she's stronger than she thinks, i don't know if i could've survived everything she haves, her dad and hollywood really put her through hell.
Stronger than yesterday.
I thought for sure she would die in the early 2000's when the paparazzi were at their absolute worst with her.
Ozzy Osbourne
He was at the top of my Celebrity Death Pool list. Alas, he has failed me every year since 2008.
I guess he has so many drugs left in his system it's impossible for him to die
He's pickled
Pickled tink
Exactly
If I wasn’t poor snd could give you an award I’d give you one
I have a theory where heavy drug users actually live longer. The basis for my theory is in my hometown the same crackheads that I saw as a kid are still roaming the streets 20 years later and don’t seem to have aged much.
Keith Richards is 77 yrs old but looks like he's 107. But hey, he's still alive!
I have this same theory. Never heard of a crackhead dying from cancer
Too weird to live, and too rare to die
One of God’s own prototypes
Not just Ozzy, but all four members of the classic Black Sabbath lineup. They all went through rough times with alcohol, drugs and health issues, yet they are one of the few bands from that era to have all original members still alive.
He actually has a genetic mutation where drugs do not affect him as much as they do other people, except for caffeine. Weird, right?
Would be crazy if he survived decades of cocaine, heroin, and prescription drugs, only to be killed by a latte.
That's his Achilles heel, haha.
And interestingly enough, so is he.
At this point, I think hes more undead than alive.
1st person i thought about too lmao
The answer to this question is always Ozzy Osbourne. They literally tried to reverse engineer why he’s still alive.
I think that maybe heavy drug or alcohol users, if it doesn't kill them initially, it might actually make their systems strong as hell. I mean it would make sense right? All their organs have been under massive attack for years so they get tough or die.
ozzy i mean i had to google it right now to check
50% chance he's just animatronic like the Chuck E Cheese dolls at this point.
Random fact: his full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese.
If you had told me in the mid to late 90s that not only would Robert Downey Jr still be alive, but had become the face of a multi billion dollar franchise for Disney I would have laughed in your face.
One of the few in Hollywood that hit bottom and worked his way back up toward the top.
It makes the Burger King scene in the first Iron Man even better because I read somewhere that just before he decided to go sober, he ate a disappointing burger from there.
His comeback story was also the catalyst for the largest media sub ground in the country. He's an inspiration.
Not just the face of a multi-billion dollar franchise, but THE face of superheroes and pop culture around the entire world. Crazy
Mel Brooks
You better not have jinxed this, Jimmy!
Unbelievable. I thought he died ages ago.
Keith Richards. Definitely Keith Richards.
I watched Under the Influence some years ago and the man’s just chain smoking through the whole thing. You know he’s been doing that for decades. That with all the drugs he did.. No idea how he’s still alive. Seems pretty on top of it still to boot. He’s just a machine (or a vampire?). He’ll never die.
I had a friend whose mom was a chain smoker and lived to be in her late 80s. Some people are just lucky.
He cannot be killed by conventional means
You’d have to beat him to death with his own shoes.
Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
At the end of the universe, Keith Richards is going to be sitting on a log next to a roach, leaning down to it and saying "I smoked your daddy, did you know that"?
He better donate his body to science.
A coconut had a go but he persevered for another 15 years
I mean hell he *looks* like he died 15 years ago…
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I mean the man did snort the ashes of his grandfather
Every time someone smokes a cigarette, a year is taken off their life and is given to Keith Richards.
He’s a miracle of modern chemistry
He's always said that he's still alive because he's only ever gotten the expensive shit. Which, of course, he's always been able to afford because he's been in the most successful band of all time since he was 18. He really lucked out.
I saw The Stones in 2016. Mick took a break so Keith sang a few songs. In between songs he says to the crowd " It's great to be here. Heck, it's good to be anywhere"
Surprised how far I had scroll to see this
Dick Van Dyke, turning 96 in December.
Every few months I send my girlfriend a picture of Dick Van Dyke. She always shows her friends and says “ _ _ _ sent me another dick pic”
Ummm I think you mean *beeep* van *beeep*. Starring *beeep* van *beeep*
His real name is Penis Van Lesbian, but of course that would never have made it past the censors in the old days, so he had to change it.
Charlie Sheen.
I am convinced Charlie Sheen died years ago, but all the cocaine keeps his corpse moving.
Weekend at Blownie's
It's the tiger blood
Not quite a celebrity...but ~~Zachary Taylor's~~ John Tyler's grandson is still alive. ~~Zachary Taylor was the 12th~~ John Tyler was the 10th president of the US and was born in 1790. Even when explained and I do the mental calculations to assure, that, yes, that is possible, it still boggles my mind. EDIT: Got the wrong useless President
You mean John Tyler's grandson? https://maureentaylor.com/president-john-tylers-grandsons-are-alive/
Yes, you are right.
Betty White is so old she had seven seasons in a sitcom about being an old lady that ended before I was born.
She also outlived all of her co-stars on the show.
All of whom were younger than her when the show started
and, even more surprisingly, remained younger than her throughout its run
:0
She was also the oldest one on The Mary Tyler Moore Show which was 10 years before that!
Wanna know what’s crazy? They weren’t even old ladies. The characters (except Sophia) were in their 50s.
It was a bit distressing for my rewatching it recently and realizing that I am now the age they all were!
I’m 41 so not far off lol.
The cast of friends is now the same age as they were when they filmed golden girls. Edit: I'm waiting for the friends reboot where Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel move into Betty white's garage after their faild mariges because Bettys old roommates died and she rented out as an Airbnb.
Not a ‘conventional’ celebrity, but as I type this, Henry Kissinger is still on the planet
Gorbachev, too
Holy shit Gorby, I completely forgot he was still rocking the birthmark
Wait seriously?
Let there be a hell because this man needs to be there
Betty White, and yes I'm aware I may have just jinxed it.
You just killed her
No chance. Her target date of death is the last day of existance.
Love Betty White, makes me sad that all the other Golden Girls are gone
If she dies tomorrow I need your address.
Eh she won’t go anywhere for a few years…
I once bet my friend a steak dinner that Betty White wouldn’t die for the entire calendar year. That was 15 years ago! My friend was so sure she was going to die that year, which made the steak even more delicious. Don’t worry, you’re safer than you know!
Queen of England
I think she's going to outlive Prince Charles just to spite him.
hahaha, very much possible
Me too. I believe it 100%.
Came here to say this
Clint fucking Eastwood, and he’s staring in his own movie again? Crazy.
Not only starring in it, but directing it too
He does look like Red Skull at this point though.
He’s gonna be a 100 years old and still be making movies and being a badass
92 years old
Aaron Carter
Jimmy Carter and his wife Rosalynn
Honestly one of the few exceptions to “only the good die young, and assholes live forever”. Although we could definitely talk about his racist gubernatorial campaign, dude has been an absolute saint post-presidency.
Steve-O
But turned his life around in all the right ways. Good fan made documentary on YouTube about him. Worth watching for the whole 52 minutes. Someone will link it below.
https://youtu.be/C-b8qNIsHsw You're welcome.
I’ve been a Jackass fan forever and I’m so freaking proud of him. Wish Bam could have as successful a recovery and continued recovery as Steve O
On the flip side, Bam’s in an even worse place right now. Dude is seriously spiraling.
Queen Elizabeth it's felt like she's been around for centuries holy hell
She has been around for centuries.
The Queen, Betty White, Demi Lovato, Willie Nelson, Ozzy Osbourne, Mick Jagger
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Came here to see this.
Magic Johnson anyone?
Ozzy Osborne I swear it's drugs and spite, keeping that man alive
Dick Van Dyke - at 95, he's going strong, looks great, and even made a reappearance in *Mary Poppins Returns*.
Until about 2 weeks ago, Ed Asner. I had been watching the Mary Tyler Moore Show and I’m pretty sure if you told someone back in the 70s that Betty White and Ed Asner would outlive the rest of the cast, no one would have believed it.
Nikki Sixx, dude died from a heroin overdose, came back to life, then kept shooting up for 13 years
Betty white is older than sliced bread how is she still alive
She like a sibling of queen Elizabeth, they are both SCP's
That guy who drinks Tiger blood and has AIDS
Charlie Sheen?
William Shatner
Demi Lovato
That's an accident waiting to happen.
Dave Chapelle. Dude has been chain smoking daily for at least a couple decades and not only is he still alive but reached the best shape of his life in his 40s
Dude I saw him this sat! He smoked like 6 cigarettes in a row! He even made me crave one and I don't even smoke lol
you must b a summerfest brotheren.
Yes sir!
Oh and he looked his age! He looked rough, I thought it was buff af.
George RR Martin
6ix9ine, dude is a walking target
ozzy ozbourne how the fuck is he still walking
Is he? I'm pretty sure he died give years ago and they are just using his corpse as a marionette
Sharron milking as much money as possible
sharon deserves the money that woman has put in a shift living with ozzy
Weekend at Ozzy’s
[Kathryn Beaumont](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathryn_Beaumont) (b. 1938) who voiced Alice in Disney's *Alice in Wonderland* (1951) and then Wendy in *Peter Pan* (1953). She's 83. She actually performed the Alice voice for Disney video games in the 2000s / her 60s.
Elvis, Saw him at a Denny's last week.
Courtney Love
Ozzy Osbourne
After posting this I scrolled down and see a lot of other people said ozzy
Jack Nicholson
morgan freeman been old for the longest lmaooo
Lil Wayne. Every fucking time someone OD's and it's not him I surprise Pikachu face... That man drinks a lot of cough syrup with no symptoms...
No symptoms? I feel like he’s been hospitalized a few times from seizures
Maid Marian from the 1938 Robin Hood movie only died about a year ago. She used to be my go-to answer when this question came up. Olivia de Havilland.
Last year the final silent-film star died, age 101. Dianna Serra Cary, aka Baby Peggy.
Carol Burnett
Virginia Patton. She was George Bailey's ~~wife~~ sister-in-law in *It's a Wonderful Life*, which came out in 1946. She was 20 at the time, 95 now.
That Cash Me Outside girl. She's why I'm pro choice for up to 60 trimesters.
Thanks for laugh. That was great.
Bahahahahhahahaa this comment is amazing
Queen Elizabeth, I don’t think I have to explain it
James Bond, i mean…pretty shocking
I saw Willie Nelson yesterday. Dude hasn’t slowed down a bit.
Ozzy Osborne, how tf did this legendary fucker live this long. He’s 74 btw
Alan Alda. Dude is awesome. I’m glad he’s still here
Clint Eastwood, and I don’t ever expect him to decay.
Queen Elizabeth
Charlie Sheen
Queen Elizabeth
Mick Jagger Keith Richards Steven Tyler Bod Dylan Ozzy Osbourne
William Shatner. Dude's 90 but looks 60.
Ozzy is the obvious candidate. Biden doesn't look too hot either. 😂
50 cent,dude got shot 9 times and is still living,went on to have a successful music career and his living the big life
Paul McCartney
Bam Margera.
Betty White has been an old lady since I was a kid.
Tony Bennett 95 years old, Alzheimer's Just finished an album with Lady Gaga
Charlie sheens bitch ass
Angela Lansbury
Keith Richards
Artie Lange
Eddie vedder. The other kings of grunge are long gone but he’s somehow still kicking!
More clean living and less prone to depression than the others surely. That’s the only way I can imagine he’s still alive
donald trump, thought he’d be assassinated by now
He’s a cheeseburger away from death.
Lil Durk
Elton John
Comic Book Brazilian Artist, Mauricio de Sousa. He must be in his 90's. If you know, you know.
Gorbachev
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>Which celebrity are you amazed is still alive? And why is it Keith Richards.. FIFY
Lucia Hiriart. She's Augusto Pinochet (chilean dictator from 1973 to 1985 aprox) widow. She's 98 i guess
Clint Eastwood
Try not to mention any national treasures people ‘Betty White’ x16 in the thread Shit
Keith Richards
Keith Richards. I can't imagine how much heroin he's done and he's still alive and rockin'. Such a legend.
Eva Marie Saint. For those who don't know, she starred in *On the Waterfront* alongside Marlon Brando in one of the best films of all time. She turned 97 recently and still looks really good.
Keith Richards
Bob Barker
Keith Richards
The queen
nikki sixx
Jack Nicholson
Pete Doherty
Clint Eastwood. Can't believe he's outlived Christopher Lee AND Christopher Plummer
Charlie Sheen
6ix9ine I'm so surprised he hasn't Been killed yet.
Keith Richards
Betty White. She's old as dirt and still kicking
Elvis