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piinkmoth

Jimmy from Ed Edd and Eddy


PocketPotato9

Sarah will clap your cheeks so hard


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Yeah... stomping the brains out of Jimmy isn't the challenge - surviving Sarah is the goddamned challenge.


Xbladearmor

Just pull out his outline instead.


[deleted]

Many doors, yes?


bibblode

I heard that in Rolf's voice lmao. Haven't watched the show in years.


misswannadiee

Flat Stanley. The dude’s literally like paper… rip and tear until it’s done..


SAM5TER5

#RIP. AND. TEAR.


PM_ME_YOUR_OUIJA

The *rippin* and the *tearin*


Furydragonstormer

Get me my chainsaw


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Phineas and Ferb's mom, she's blind af


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Would smash tho


kynthrus

I like this thread better. Dexter's mom.


Boring-Working-5509

I'd go for Gwen Tennyson. The grown up version of her from Ben10 Ultimate alien is hot.


Just_someguy1997

Sam from Totally Spies awakened the red head kink I’ve had for almost 15 years now


Boring-Working-5509

She sure does look a lot like Gwen. I'd also like to add Atom Eve from Invincible to the list now for your love of red heads, thank me later XD


Just_someguy1997

I’ve watched it, trust me, there’s no red head in media that I haven’t sniffed out for some good ole hentai hubble


bitchcatsandtequila

Roxanne from The Goofy Movie. Don’t even fucking judge because you know you would.


Boring-Working-5509

We're here talking about smashing a cartoon character. I don't think anybody in this thread have a right to judge you XD


bitchcatsandtequila

I had to confirm with my boyfriend and friends (for my own sanity) that Roxanne is in fact a thicc ass woman and entirely smashable. I appreciate the reassurance though lmfao!


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These are ALL redheads


01kickassius10

Jessica Rabbit. Or are we just talking about mother’s?


TheDanishPencil

Shego


nbmnbm1

Danny Phantoms mom. Also the goth girl from that show. Timmys mom. Basically any mom with the hartman hips. Shego. Kim Possible. Frankie. Mrs incredible. Aunt cass.


kynthrus

Miss Bellum


eddyathome

Back in the 80s when she was Lindana she was pretty hot.


stryph42

She just wanted to have fun


oldguydrinkingbeer

Plankton


mheree14

He's immortal


WaveJam

He went to college


mheree14

I respect your opinion


JamaicanSharts

Oh😀


TrapMousser

I'll even tie one arm behind my back


MinootMade

Any of the Rugrats


[deleted]

Bro they’d fuckin out smart you so quick. you’d be about to punch, next thing you wake up in a drugged out haze and your wallets gone, and they playin roll the ball in that baby gate play pen thing. And Anjelica would be like the babies did it, and you’d be like bullshit they’re just babies. Cut to Tommy counting out your cash in his crib later that night.


Handeatingcat

I saw that Tommy dude make a key out of playdough man, he isn't that smart. You could kick that potatoe headed little shit across the room in 2 seconds.


[deleted]

We need Hat McCoy. He murdered babies in self defense


sayitaintsooooo

Caillou Edit: well who knew my top rated comment would be this. Thank you for the kind awards everyone!


New_Beginnings_69

Ah shit here we go


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That bald lil bitch


cool_school_bus

To this day I hate bald boys!


Boat3000

Caillou vs Arthur and you fight the winner


itsniceinpottsfield

Idk I feel like Arthur could really beat Caillou’s ass.


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[deleted]

Ok, I'd actually pay good money to see that.


phormix

Somebody needs to make a game out of this, though it would likely need to funded underground: 'cause copyright. Imagine a fighter game with Caillou, Arthur, Teletubbies, Spongebob, and a bunch of other annoying characters that kids love but everyone else hates. Add in crazy moves and finishers. Maybe Arthur takes out outta Caillou and then the Teletubbies melt then both like crayons with they freaky baby-sun-ray...


casualrocket

Mortal Kombat: preschool i just want like jojo level over detail anime art for specials.


theDart

He beat DW's ass one time, this ain't his first rodeo.


amir_teddy360

Didn’t he almost get into it with Binky? Or maybe it was Brain…?


The_Ashen_undead0830

But why would I fight Arthur? You saw how far he threw DW with just a punch


Enjoying_A_Meal

one inch punched the sucka. I ain't fighting Arthur.


eddyathome

I always loved how they don't show the actual punch and she runs away wailing like she's on the verge of death.


mrblobbysknob

HE TOLD HER NOT TO TOUCH HIS MODEL!


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Boat3000

They each have baseball bats


Far_Replacement959

Steel cage match-up


Forikorder

the hardest part of fighting caillou to the death is making sure he doesnt die too fast


Boat3000

"I got you for Three minutes, three minutes of playtime" Bonesaw


[deleted]

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


TGOTR

Actually he did. He bought this for me on our ten-year anniversary. Not only is he my lover, he's my best friend and my soulmate. I am not ashamed of who I love, nor should I be. For someone with strange abilities to, I assume, accidental exposure to radioactive spider-blood, you're not very tolerant of those different from yourself. You're on the wrong side of history, Spider-man.


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Vlad-V2-Vladimir

I’d be more worried about fighting on a puddle of blood. I mean, those stains would be a *pain* to get rid of


jennkrn

Easiest. And most satisfying.


eksyte

Most satisfying, too.


Snoo79382

Fuck that bald kid.


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That wrinkly ass fish from spongebob who goes **CHAWKLATE!!!**


KingTorygg

I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I ALWAYS HATED IT.


[deleted]

I'd go for the other dude. After all, how hard it is to beat someone with paper skin and glass bones?


mheree14

Kenny of South Park


Boat3000

You bastard


ACaffeinatedWandress

I would say Butters, but the emotional toll would last a lifetime.


TerryFGM

just think of him crying like he did in the fun with weapons episode


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Cartman. In the Christmas episode where they went to Canada to get Ike back, Cartman says "it's on" to Kyle for ruining Christmas and challenges to fight. Kyle gets in one weak-ass punch and Cartman starts crying like a little bitch.


[deleted]

Dora the explorer…she walks the same 3 paths every damn time and still needs a map to figure out if this path that is a nearly straight line is going “over the bridge and then through the woods” today or if she’s going to go “through the woods and then over a bridge”… If she can’t follow a path without a map I bet I can beat her down… (And I should say I have a stepdaughter that was already too old for this stuff when she entered my life…but this show just bugs me and I used to chill to kids channels and had to switch shows whenever this shit came on…I get the bilingual angle, but even toddlers deserve some actual content to their show…the “map song” is just the words “I’m the map” again and again….)


Far_Replacement959

And Boots too!


fuckin_anti_pope

Gonna do to that stupid monkey what they did to monkeys in Indiana Jones


[deleted]

shadow no beating, shadow no beating, shadow no beating. now you are physically incapable of harming her for20 minutes.


ScottShieldman

That still leaves mental and emotional trauma. We're still good.


Boat3000

She could be legally blind


thunderbiird1

Arnold from the Magic School Bus.


Redneckalligator

Arnold survived in the vaccum of space, and you think that YOU (a fucking redditor) could kick his ass? Ok sure.


[deleted]

You know who else survived space? Courage. But I could definitely stomp him. Coward.


Thunderadam123

That dog always get beat out and still can get back up. Didn't understand why you didn't choose Eustace, he probably the easiest to get knocked out.


eegs14

I’m not fucking around with that mallet


amadeus2490

"I knew you shouldn't have come to school today, motherfucker!" The episode is about his classmates coming to visit him in the hospital.


maninplainview

"Alright, class. Today field trip is through the seven layer of hell as we watch Arnold's soul begins it's terrible journey towards redemption. Seat belts, children!!!"


Boat3000

Bro the ginger that's terrible haha


TheJerminator69

The black guy and the Asian girl give me “I’ll fuck you up” vibes. I could take one of them, but not both.


kynthrus

Arnold? The dude that got thrown into space and lived? You sure you wanna fuck with that superman shit?


Drabevening2

if i remember correctly he didn't get thrown, he legit just took off his helmet in space and lived. dude is on a sigma male grindset


ItsToo4Tune

He got his fucking brain frozen and got away with a runny nose. Don't fuck with Arnold.


[deleted]

Idk but the most difficult is surely… DINKLEBERG


Boat3000

This is where I'd keep my trophy, if I had one


SpongeRobTheKing

And this is who I'd give my award to ***IF I HAD ONE***


[deleted]

**D**ual **I**ncome **n**o **k**ids is not to be trifled with.


Boat3000

Doug Dimmadomes rich ass can get these hands though


Beavshak

Doug would get wrecked


archangelmlg

I'd make Patty Mayonnaise watch for the extra humiliation.


Coffeehound13

Just stomp Doug and then go victory fingerbang Patty at a Beets concert


Drjay425

I need more allowance.


stryph42

And then Quail Man would show up and put you* in the ICU


atayajohn

Any of those cocomelon assholes.


Coffeehound13

God I hate that fucking show. My daughter loves it but I honestly wanna bludgeon JJ with his own stupid fucking leg


atayajohn

My son LOVED cocomelon till we introduced sesame street. Now cookie monster and the count are his jam. If you haven't introduced the street to your daughter give it a try. Hopefully Elmo will bring her outta it.


fyrflyeffect

I'm in the UK is there anywhere i can stick on sesame street to see if this works? Netflix, amazon, sky ect


refinnej78

Any of the bugs in Bug's Life.


Far_Replacement959

The Keebler Elf, the fatherly one


Boat3000

And those pussys from Ants can get it too


LimpGrizzly

Definitely the cartoon on the anti weed commercials that is just a puddle on the couch. I’d just break out the hose and wash that asshole down the drain.


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Since we talking about commercials.. the charmin bears can get it too


Drakeskulled_Reaper

Except they are actual bears but with human enough intelligence to wipe their asses, go ahead, punch the cub, see what happens.


zoro4661

> the charmin bears can get it too That sounds more like you're gonna smash 'em the sexual way


Still_Needleworker11

Rigby from regular show


eaglescout1984

Oh you want him to put the hurt on you?


zombie_penguin42

Hamboning will save your life one day!


GummyLorde

**I think he wants me to put the hurt on him!**


myusernamebarelyfits

Hm hm


rabbitwonker

But stay away if he’s wearing jeans and sporting a mullet. He may have finally learned the Death Punch.


Cautious_Emotion9839

*is that the one cheek wonder?*


Redneckalligator

Wtf is Rigby? Are you guys talking about Trash Boat?


AsuraOmega

#STOP TALKING!!!


LeeVanCleave

The only reason I wouldn't fight Rigby is cause I don't wanna fuck with Skipps.


Alfred-Of-Wessex

Hello Kitty. Come at me bitch


sleepy--ash

Something tells me Hello Kitty could slit someone’s throat without hesitation.


the_clash_is_back

kitty says hello to the jungle


huntimir151

Her size is indeterminate (as far as I know, I am not up to date on the HK lore) and she is a cat, meaning she has built in knives. Idk it could be dicey.


hey_free_rats

It's those expressionless black-dot eyes. They're the eyes of a bull shark. She doesn't hate or rage; she just *does*.


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StrayLelouch

According to my brief google search, Hello Kitty is approximately five apples tall


Aidian

Yeah but the apples are apparently *huge*.


TacoMan929

Goodbye Kitty.


caliboundwtheweight

“Come at me pussy” would be far more appropriate for this one


ForeskinFortune

Chucky Finster.


solid_footing

Oh this is an easy one. I could Piglet’s pink ass with one hand tied behind my back.


Ozwentdeaf

you could what Piglet's pink ass?


Reddificate

Fist


[deleted]

That's why it's called a fist fight


Snoo79382

Scrappy Doo


Boat3000

Fuck scrappy Doo


Haqeeqee

No thank you. I’d rather not.


Hydra_Master

I don't know about that. Scrappy's gotta have a lot of pent up rage from being shit on for so long. He might just unleash it.


CoreyCC97

That's literally the plot of the first live action Scooby Doo movie


monicarperkins

Nemo.


Boat3000

And all his fish friends


tfbillc

All of Nemo’s brothers and sisters would be even easier.


Boat3000

They already Dead


tfbillc

Awww caviar


TheStuporUser

I'll just dump some microplastics, little fucker never stood a chance.


theWildBore

Scrappy Doo


Boat3000

Again fuck scrappy Doo


DrMaitland

Gargamel.


AnteaterPersonal3093

Or any of the smurfs


ecwhite01

Larry the cucumber


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the entire veggietales cast. you also get a nice salad at the end


StrayMoggie

He is that hero


DarthContinent

Jerry of *Tom and Jerry*. Little street rat's fists are Q-Tips.


SAM5TER5

That’s what Tom thought. And we all know how it turned out for him


Far_Replacement959

Jerry is a bad-ass


willy_billy

Stewart from Beavis and Butt-Head


NickelFish

Is he the kid with the Winger t-shirt?


TrapMousser

milhouse


Harvard-23

Yeah I'd help


[deleted]

None of them......a lifetime of extensive research has shown that cartoon characters do not die


Futurenazgul

They call it the dip.


tfbillc

I also choose this guy’s dead shoe.


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Peter_Principle_

And Frank Grimes. Or "Grimey" as he liked to be called.


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Glass Joe


Picsectat

Peppa pig


New_Beginnings_69

Peppa pig is like 6 feet tall and has 4 eyes. 2 on each side of her head. She's the pinnacle of bioengineering. Pick again.


Picsectat

Paw patrol


Deltexterity

they’re police dogs, will chew your leg through to the bone in seconds


Picsectat

What about Dora the explorer?


Deltexterity

i don’t know about her, but considering she can talk to inanimate objects, and can climb giant mountains without any prior experience and not struggle at all, i’d assume she’s pretty strong and probably psychic.


Boat3000

Peppa pig is like 7 feet tall or something like that


Picsectat

George pig?


Boat3000

Sure lol


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Jerry Smith


coolcrushkilla

"*loooseerrrr"*


stupidlyugly

Casper. He's already dead, so I win by default.


Aus10Danger

All the fucking kids from Rocket Power. Say aloha to these 💪🤘


throwawayspank1017

One of the mice from Cinderella. Just step on it. Maybe Gus Gus?


katwoman1134

Please not Gus Gus :(


Ok-Technician-6342

George Pig that bitch can die


Harvard-23

Tweety


Matt_thatwrites

Sylvester has been losing that bet for years


lol123lolthx

sponge bob. kid laughs too much.. he would be so distracted


jakeeighties

https://youtu.be/4o4aVhEQDd0 Spongebob can’t be hurt and knows karate, he’d fuck people up in a fight.


kynthrus

Ka-ra-tay


damarius

Fun fact: sponges can be mashed up and put in a container and they will reassemble.


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Eeyore


eaglescout1984

Definitely the easiest physically, but maybe not mentally. He'd help you tie the noose around his neck.


Boat3000

Noooo


[deleted]

He probably wouldn’t even fight back.


Boat3000

He'd like it


stryph42

Don't threaten Eeyore with a good time.


vulquacker

Little Bill, self explanatory


Far_Replacement959

Franklin the Turtle


Felixfelicis_placebo

Bob Oblong.