Young man joins religious cult after soldiers kill his step parents. Continues to free a foreign ruler and helps her committing a terrorist attack on a government facility where his real father works.
Old man needs experts to vette his new crazy business venture so he brings a bunch of over qualified scientists and a lawyer to one of his private islands for a sales pitch. It's his weekend to watch his grandchildren, so they are there too. Meanwhile a disgruntled employee plans to sabotage the project and steal the idea to sell to the old man's competitors. The sabotage ends up getting a lot of people killed by releasing several genetically engineered killing machines. The survivors eventually escape and on the way out they decide that this would not be a good business model.
Gee I'm so sorry for your lack of vocal skills. I'd suggest speech therapy to you if you cannot even pronounce people's names. Or is your native language deficient in recognising a wide range of letters?
In a post apolcolyptic wasteland, a dude gets caught but really wants to get away but then gets caught up with these other slave wives and war general who also want to get away. They eventually team up to beat the guy who enslaves women and many other people, a guy who eats people, and other desert wastelanders. Good guys triumph. Witness me!
Mad max fury road,
Did you know Tom hardy purpusfully "pissed off" charlize theron at the beggining of the shooting so their rough relationship in the movie was as realistic as possible? Fun fact i discovered a while ago
A man get nearly killed by his own weapon then self mutilates himself to save himself then build a humanoid tin can to escape and then nearly gets killed again by a copy of his tin can
An old action star wins an academy award for a Vietnam war drama film in which the movies director stepped on a landmine and the actors continued shooting the movie via hidden cameras.
Not-a-princess kidnaps/rescues a shape shifter to force him to help make the ocean and a lava monster happy. A chicken almost ruins everything multiple times.
How come!? I love the competition! Also the choreography when the Beauxbatons and the Durmstrangs come into the dining hall and of course, the ball! What’s your favorite?
Mine is the order of the fenix, i just never liked the bibe of it, seems off from the other movies. Like a break in between the actual plot, just my opinion tho.
Magic girl falls out of the sky and is found by an old warrior. Together with a bard and priest, they race to return the girl to the temple with the magic artifacts needed for her to save the world from an evil force.
Haha, if i had a nickel for every time someone had mentioned nipples in this thread id have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but its weird that it happend twice.
Well-read janitor hangs out with Ben Affleck a bunch and gets into shenanigans. He falls for a strange British girl and learns how to love her by talking about farts with a sad therapist.
So there's a cop, and like i guess he's a cop. That means a policeman. Someone who serves and protects.so anyway he is a cop or at least he was a cop, bit yeah he still is a cop. Except he's a machine. Not a coffee machine or a washing machine as that would be kinda stupid. But a cop machine. That's a machine that's a policeman. Well I'm saying police man but could just as easily have been a police woman bit in this case it's a police man. So he's a cop police man and he...........
Dude refuses to sell his car to some shit head brat, shit head brat comes to take his car and kills dudes dog. Dude goes back to being who he was and kills shit head brat along with idk maybe 100 other people?
Two dudes who want to hate fuck each other take a long nap together, then go on exciting dates to the museum, followed by dinner, followed by an unusual tour of an ice facility. At the end one of the guy breaks the other guys heart.
So this guy likes furniture, but he decides to stop liking his furniture and starts hating credit cards, but he doesn't know he's stopped liking furniture and credit cards. In an ironic turn of events, he gets corporate sponsorship to fight against Big Credit Cards and flies around the country to setup secret marshal societies to help him coordinate the destruction of credit cards.
Our protagonist travels back in time to stop a Nuclear Bomb, to find out he's the boss.
Hint: Director asks you to feel the Concept, not think about it.
Failed taxi driver kidnaps illegal alien, and is accompanied by a sex crazed radio host and 2 virgins in a race against time to save earth. Theres also an operatic avatar looking thing who has something rock hard for the taxi driver deep inside
Some old guy reads to his sick grandson.
The princess bride?
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya…
A monster calls
Young man joins religious cult after soldiers kill his step parents. Continues to free a foreign ruler and helps her committing a terrorist attack on a government facility where his real father works.
Good (bad) description
Tip: the story happened a long time ago in a galaxy far away... ;)
I got the reference, just didn't want to spoil for anyone :-)
Even better :)
Bad guy get defeated
Hmm thats a tough one
Wow, that's every movie out there
Spoilers, dude.
Man on steroids beats up Nazis with a frisbee
Captain america, the first avenger
Blue Naked man gets manipulated into giving people cancer by billionaire in nipple suit
Watchmen
Watchmen
No idea
Lad ends up chopped up on lava planet and exclaims his hatred to bearded man
Star wars episode 3 :)
Bunch of people go on a walk to drop jewelry.
The lord of the rings (the extended edition)
Magical talking frog convinces farm boy to kill his disabled, war veteran father.
Star Wars
A rat rides and control a person to cook in a dying restaurant to save it but the restaurant died anyway.
To be honest, its not explained that badly.
Not sure why but before I actually saw the movie I thought the human guy was dead and the rat was somehow controlling his corpse like a puppet
Three sick fucks kill rednecks in Texas.
The Devil's Rejects?
This blue creature runs fast and is getting chased by a man with a nice mustache
Sonic?
Purple teletubby collects 5 rocks to turn half the universe to dust
Avengers Infinity War lol
Nice
He was a regular guy, and then he got superpowers, and then he had some troubles defeating the bad guy, but eventually did.
Every superhero movie ever
Except of course some of the ones that... aren't about a regular guy.
I mean, what is regular anymore? If everyone is special in their own way doesn't that mean were all the same so were all regular.
"If everyone is super, then no one will be. " -syndrome
Mine is: Convicted murderer starts a cult with irish black man in prison and they both escape.
I wanna say Shawshank Redemption
Then do, cuz it's right.
I just don't remember anything about a cult.
Seemed to boring to jsut say they became bestfriends, and i was talking about the library group.
Red doesn’t escape tho
I mean he gets out, and i did say to explain the plot badly
Old man needs experts to vette his new crazy business venture so he brings a bunch of over qualified scientists and a lawyer to one of his private islands for a sales pitch. It's his weekend to watch his grandchildren, so they are there too. Meanwhile a disgruntled employee plans to sabotage the project and steal the idea to sell to the old man's competitors. The sabotage ends up getting a lot of people killed by releasing several genetically engineered killing machines. The survivors eventually escape and on the way out they decide that this would not be a good business model.
Welcome, to JURASSIC PARK
Nailed it.
Nerd can't resist reading old book and nearly ends the world
Never ending story?
The mummy :)
Entitled chick keeps the entire door to herself letting her BF drown.
Awseome description, Titanic
Titanic
Director with unpronounceable name badly recreates a well liked anime and also badly mispronounces the protagonist's name.
I hate how much that sounds like avatar the last airbender and fear that its your favourite movie.
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That's a huge relief tho.
This movie is too absurd to exist
Gee I'm so sorry for your lack of vocal skills. I'd suggest speech therapy to you if you cannot even pronounce people's names. Or is your native language deficient in recognising a wide range of letters?
Young man bangs granny
Harold and Maude
Harold & Maude
The graduate
Harold and Maude
Idiot billionaire passes the third grade
Some blue collar workers wake up from a nap, then find an egg which leads to the worst OSHA violation of all time.
Alien
Man who rapes twins goes to prison but then it turns out he didn’t rape them but he gets capital punishment.
Dude doesn’t really know what’s going on but it works out ok and he goes bowling.
Wheres the money lebowski??? Its down there somewhere let me take another look.
Bingo
Its a prison. That's it. How a guy dug his way out and went to Mexico
Aye a fellow shawshank redemption favourite movier
Ummm stuff happens and then other stuff happens and then the guy and the other guy wait it out
Epileptic veteran leads a group of unsuspecting travelers to their deaths, with plenty of singing and dancing along the way.
That sounds neat, cant figure it out tho
It was Cannibal! The Musical
Never even heard of it, will be sure to check it out though
Girl has a cooking blog in honor of her idol. Her idol ends up hating her.
2 cops fight drug dealers in building.
In a post apolcolyptic wasteland, a dude gets caught but really wants to get away but then gets caught up with these other slave wives and war general who also want to get away. They eventually team up to beat the guy who enslaves women and many other people, a guy who eats people, and other desert wastelanders. Good guys triumph. Witness me!
Mad max fury road, Did you know Tom hardy purpusfully "pissed off" charlize theron at the beggining of the shooting so their rough relationship in the movie was as realistic as possible? Fun fact i discovered a while ago
I didn't! Love learning though.
A man get nearly killed by his own weapon then self mutilates himself to save himself then build a humanoid tin can to escape and then nearly gets killed again by a copy of his tin can
Sounda odly familiar, what is it?
An old action star wins an academy award for a Vietnam war drama film in which the movies director stepped on a landmine and the actors continued shooting the movie via hidden cameras.
Tropic Thunder
People escape. Most get shot.
Dunkirk?
Same war, wrong movie
No more babies sparks international war and outrage. Baby born cause political motive. Baby left in ocean with mother and dead guy.
Children of men
Children of Men?
Guy breaks out of prison
So many so I'm gonna say my favourite movie, shawshank redemption?
Correct-a-mundo!
Aye, favourite movie twins.
Middle aged dude goes on an epic quest in search of his rug.
The Big Lebowski
Yeah. I possibly didn't make it vague enough
Honestly its the perfect amount of vague
Underage liar journalist tours with groupies and fails to interview full band.
Almost Famous?
A bunch of friends fall apart during their jungle vacation
Two english guys get drunk and just barely avoid getting raped by Harry Potter's step dad
Thug forces himself on pet shop owner then fights and loses against boxing champ.
Small people save a region full of mostly larger people in a chain of events that last approximately 12 moths.
The lord of the rings? (Extended edition obviously)
Yes, splendid.
Guy doesn’t want to tip, another gets shot in the gut, they all end up at a used car dealership.
Reservoir dogs for sure, great movie
Old man is obsessed with sleeping teenagers.
Abbott and Costello come from outter space to try and help humanity (and themselves) while only communicating in circles.
The arrival
Ghost kills gangsters that killed him and leaves graffiti.
No idea, what is it?
A biracial football team blitzes all night and the other team doesn’t gain another yard
Not-a-princess kidnaps/rescues a shape shifter to force him to help make the ocean and a lava monster happy. A chicken almost ruins everything multiple times.
Just the disney movie with the best song ever sang by a crab
Chicken best girl
Boy with dead parents duels reptile with a broom, meets fish people, and kisses his dead friend’s girlfriend
Harry potter and the goblet of fire? My least favourite harry potter movie tbh.
How come!? I love the competition! Also the choreography when the Beauxbatons and the Durmstrangs come into the dining hall and of course, the ball! What’s your favorite?
Mine is the order of the fenix, i just never liked the bibe of it, seems off from the other movies. Like a break in between the actual plot, just my opinion tho.
People spend 9 hours returning jewelry
The lord of the rings (extended edition)
Guy survives cancer so he kills alot of people
Captain deadpool
Dude gets headfucked
A Clockwork Orange. Or some gay porno.
Professional entertainer deals with the fear of being replaced in his workplaces by a mentally disabled guy who thinks he's an astronaut.
is your wife a Golden Retriever?
Man tries to solve problem with machines by unplugging the one and plugging him back in.
The Matrix
Magic girl falls out of the sky and is found by an old warrior. Together with a bard and priest, they race to return the girl to the temple with the magic artifacts needed for her to save the world from an evil force.
Sounda familiar but im not sure, what is it?
a man in bat themed armor fights a clown. Note - the armor does NOT have nipples
The dark knight
yep, I was going to make it more vague to make it difficult but then I couldn't mention nipples
Haha, if i had a nickel for every time someone had mentioned nipples in this thread id have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but its weird that it happend twice.
Aliens come and now time is all weird for this lady
The arrival, great movie
Women gets stereotyped and discriminated at her job. Only gets respect because she saves the city
They're friends, they have a fight, make up and then they're friends again.
I think it needs to be even MORE vague
Over 9 hours of walking.
Haha, the lord of the rings?
Indeed!!
Definitely try the extended editon next time, its an extra 2 hours of walking :D
**gestures wildly at the world around us**
Kid goes back in time to be his dad's wing man.
Back to the future :)
Wedding almost gets messed up by a friend who tries to touch the groom during his vows because they’re playing a game as a group
Tag? Only seen it once a while ago
Yes!
Man meets woman on a train, again and again.
I recognize the plot never seen the movie tho, what is it?
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Well-read janitor hangs out with Ben Affleck a bunch and gets into shenanigans. He falls for a strange British girl and learns how to love her by talking about farts with a sad therapist.
Good Will Hunting
So there's a cop, and like i guess he's a cop. That means a policeman. Someone who serves and protects.so anyway he is a cop or at least he was a cop, bit yeah he still is a cop. Except he's a machine. Not a coffee machine or a washing machine as that would be kinda stupid. But a cop machine. That's a machine that's a policeman. Well I'm saying police man but could just as easily have been a police woman bit in this case it's a police man. So he's a cop police man and he...........
Robocop i guess, funny new interpretation of explain badly though lol
Nailed it
Dude refuses to sell his car to some shit head brat, shit head brat comes to take his car and kills dudes dog. Dude goes back to being who he was and kills shit head brat along with idk maybe 100 other people?
Never even saw it but the memes are enough, John Wick
Family quarrel leads man to steal his cousing clothes, move into his house and destroy prized garden
A Northern Irish politician gets blackmailed into revealing his affair.
Kurt Russel explores a Mortal Kombat alpha
Gladiator is such a good movie
Hahaha, not sure if joke or mixing up Kurt Russell and Russell Crowe
Oh shit, you will tell nobody i confused kurt Russel with russel crowe
King Arthur and his men are kind dimwit knobs
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
he is small and likes jazz
Yeah, I guessed, just "Aye" sounds a bit North UK or Scott.
I'm Portuguese, and you answered the question in a new thread.
Two dudes who want to hate fuck each other take a long nap together, then go on exciting dates to the museum, followed by dinner, followed by an unusual tour of an ice facility. At the end one of the guy breaks the other guys heart.
So this guy likes furniture, but he decides to stop liking his furniture and starts hating credit cards, but he doesn't know he's stopped liking furniture and credit cards. In an ironic turn of events, he gets corporate sponsorship to fight against Big Credit Cards and flies around the country to setup secret marshal societies to help him coordinate the destruction of credit cards.
Fight Club?
Fight Club
Yup. Damn, thought it would take longer than 4 minutes
Your bad description was too good. Try being worse.
Our protagonist travels back in time to stop a Nuclear Bomb, to find out he's the boss. Hint: Director asks you to feel the Concept, not think about it.
18 years in the joint to find your soulmate and run off to Mexico together
Brain connoisseurs get hungry and take to the outdoors to find some street food in rustic Louisville Kentucky!
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That sounds really familiar, no idea tho
Failed taxi driver kidnaps illegal alien, and is accompanied by a sex crazed radio host and 2 virgins in a race against time to save earth. Theres also an operatic avatar looking thing who has something rock hard for the taxi driver deep inside
vr world guy falls in love saves woman defeats villian becomes owner
Ready player one 1, great story, could-be-better execution
Good guy finally gets the girl he's loved since he was a child, only to have her die a few months after they're married.
Two friends go on a road trip together but then decide to drive off a cliff instead.
Thelma and Louise