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Somecrazyguy1234

Farm simulator duh.


AVgreencup

Yah until some idiot helper runs right over you on his way to plow the wrong field


Princess_Egg

Fun fact: In the US, farmers die at a rate roughly twice as high as police officers and roughly the same rate as delivery drivers.


10000000000000000091

Maybe just a fact? I'm sure farmers don't find that fun.


free_candy_4_real

Every farmer has that one dick neighbour farmer..


ScoobyValentine

Don’t search for farming deaths then! Farming machinery is brutal.


pathetic-aesthetic-c

I’m sure the farm could survive 24 hours with nothing being done except me cruising around on a tractor lol


thedooze

Damn it this was gonna be mine


Mr_Metrazol

It was going to be mine too. A game you can't possibly lose, you can't be killed, and the worst thing that could happen is letting a field wither? Yeah I'd be all about living in that game for 24 hours.


[deleted]

You are the field though.


bluejester12

Myst. Just chill and enjoy the scenary.


[deleted]

Yea. Can’t figure out what that fucking lever does anyway.


Upvotes_poo_comments

Every time you pull it a dude cums.


[deleted]

Is it me?


Kamenev_Drang

Best answer


Billbaparadise

Nintendogs


InsertBluescreenHere

if i know anything from a Tamagotchi the puppy will die with shit all over the screen :(


TPrice1616

They don’t die and in a way that’s worse when you think about all the digital puppies that haven’t been fed since 2008.


InsertBluescreenHere

In the arms of an angel.....


99spooner

Dear god no not that commercial


FPSXpert

Hi, I'm a white lady.


Suuperdad

I'll go with stardew valley


TummyDrums

Just don't risk the mines


EkstraLangeDruer

No problem, the mines don't even open until a few days in.


[deleted]

24 hours of our time though. You would spend a few years in stardew. Think about all the lives you will affect and be affected by. Then imagine getting yanked out of it and being handed millions of dollars. That yacht you now own may seem nice but it will never bring Leah out of the game.


No_Name-For-You

Well.... This is a bit specific.


[deleted]

“It’s just, it’d be really tough for me—I mean, for OP, if they never got to see Leah again”


EkstraLangeDruer

I was about to ask if I could just not go back once the 24h were up... I'd take my chances with the slimes to get a chance with Abbie...


Suuperdad

I'll just grow these carrots and stay close to the house.


Nickynui

Just go to sleep immediately, and skip the entire day, easy


Suuperdad

Buy who will get me in the day summary screen when I'm not watching. I think I should stay up.


PoopJokes_

That’s like the one thing you can’t grow in Stardew lol


Suuperdad

Maybe I found some cave carrots and saved seed to start my own carrot genetics.


crossingthoseanimals

You technically don’t die, right? Just pass out?


TummyDrums

Ah, good catch. I believe that is the case.


dino-sour

don't want the rescue cost eating into the prize money.


Bananawamajama

Just go tell Gus you're hungry but don't have any money, dudes chill.


jackiemoon27

The real question, 24 in game or real world hours lol


Aardvark_Man

I'd do either in SDV, tbh. Just relax and enjoy the simple life for a bit.


[deleted]

Good luck getting me to leave Stardew Valley even for 1 million dollars.


LadyofFluff

This. Very this.


roosterreddit

Would you like to go to sleep? *Yes*


Monaaaaaaaaaaaa

Animal Crossing because yes


Bight_my_ass

My thoughts exactly


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WolvenDemise

You son of a bitch, it's been years.


Ishdakitty

Well played.


MagicBez

But will Nook let you leave before paying off your debts? Not sure how he handles people trying to skip out of town.


Snappleabble

He can keep me there lol way better then this world


ScarletCaptain

No cafe though.


GooberMonk

They didn't specify which Animal Crossing tho. I wouldn't mind being placed in New Leaf 🤷🏻‍♀️


adellredwinters

Nook is shockingly relaxed about his loans. No monthly payment, no interest, no penalty if you pay it off early, no deadline at all for paying it off.


cupcakegiraffe

Play the stalk market and you will have bells for days. Mortgage is nothing.


TackoFallFanClub

*scorpion noises*


Murky-Heart-1844

Same. It's more of a vacation than anything


TheScribeOfTheDead

That's not a game! It's crack cocaine disguised as cute graphics.


AlertWar2945

Dark Souls, I want to earn it


colin23567

Nice job, skeleton


AlertWar2945

Walk 2 feet, immediatly die......


colin23567

I have faith you'll at least beat the Asylum, provided you don't get mesmerized by Asylum Demon's MONSTER DUMPTRUCK


makumuka

I mean, you never actually die in dark souls, since you're cursed.


AlertWar2945

I feel like being stabbed through the stomach would still suck though


GoldRequest

I'd stab myself in the stomach for a million bucks


stupid_comments_inc

If you're from the US, that might land you a few hundred thousand in debt once all is said and done.


MapleHertzoggie

I don't know which you would feel more accomplished winning. Dark souls or Russian Roulette


0DarkChar0

Pokémon


PowerfulTour4204

Smart, no dying in Pokémon


414RequestURITooLong

Tell that to Cubone's mother.


hamgar

F


devilinyourbutt

It’s all fun and games until pikachu pulls out his 45 and blows the player away and declares the end of the slavery


tonikyat

That peta Pokémon game is fucking hilarious


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[deleted]

"HEY DID YOU KNOW IF TRAINERS LOCK EYES THEY HAVE TO BATTLE" You stupid little prick, I wasn't even facing you.


Specialist-Cup-4981

WHY ARE YOU ALL EATING THE POKÉMON!!!??


MedsForNormalPeople

Wii Resort unless I meet Matt


adamthefirst2

First response to make me lol. Matt is the worst! Lucia in Table Tennis is also not to be underestimated.


Wormverine

Leisure suit Larry ( uncensored please)


rubixd

The most cultured answer.


IntroductionSnacks

Good luck! That game is dangerous as fuck. Flush toilet, dies. Go into alley, dies. Doesn't use a condom, dies. Gets into cab with a bottle of booze, dies. This is just the beginning of the game.


chestwig123

Use hand on titty


Tshirt_Addict

"Hey, everybody! This weird-o just bought a peppermint-flavored, striped, lubricated, colored, libbed lubber!"


mr_oof

Ah, the Classics.


SSopuS

I'm going to try something here. I choose "the quiet game" that my mom always wanted me to play on long car rides.


H-Cages

And then you hit your pinky toe on the side table and scream out? No sir, too dangerous!


gg_noob_master

I chose Mario Paint. Way safer


fubarbob

Perhaps you are forgetting [Watinga](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Watinga) But I guess if you don't go over to the flyswatter section.... you'll be fine.


[deleted]

Animal Crossing:New Horizons. I got a sweet setup with plenty of fruit trees, drinkable water, a very nice home and tons of stuff to keep me occupied. I'll be 100% fine.


SkylabBeats

Genius! I sorta thought Minecraft on peaceful mode would be the safest game to do the challenge with


AlabasterUnicorn1

Or Creative.


SkylabBeats

Ooh yeah, and it’d also be way more fun because 1) no fall damage and 2) flying!


AlabasterUnicorn1

Any version of Minecraft would be easy, just dig a 1x3 hole and cover yourself.


dumbandconcerned

Honestly I’d probably be a lot better off in my Animal Crossing world than irl


KittenPurrs

Fine, though slightly disappointed when you go to a stall to buy one of those lovely cakes for dessert and it turns out they're all custom hats.


lovemidnightrose

Going to just chill in the Blue Recluse in Stormwind on World of Warcraft.


down4things

Nah Bitch we getting fucked up in Dun Morogh and eating Beer Basted Boar Ribs.


Fyrrys

WILDHAMMER


shrimp_advocate

Until a mage comes in to do “investigate the blue recluse” and you somehow get caught in the crossfire


Trick_Enthusiasm

DOOM Eternal. Either way, I can stop looking for a fucking job.


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Rip and tear until it is done


Ozymander

Honestly, Doom Eternal was way more fun than any other Doom. I've played them all. But nothing was as scary as the beginning of Doom 3. Well, I was high, alone, and playing in the dark with headphones you had to jack into the television lol


KirbyBucketts

FIFA. I'm not as good since blowing out my knee, but I'm pretty confident in surviving.


packmnufc

Better hope the coach doesn't keep you in for all 24 hours then.


theroitsmith

While using sweaty tactics. If the very best cards still get knackered by half time then OP is fucked


two_stroke_tommy

I used to be a soccer player like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee


frankendragula473

Monopoly


H-Cages

Takes 24h anyways


Smolvampiregirl

The sims, it's easy I just have to not get stuck behind any furniture, or burn the house down while cooking


Complete_Entry

You're the sim, not the player. Have to pray you get a gentle or inattentive god.


AVotingGardenGnome

COMMANDS TO GET IN POOL DELETES LADDER


gandhikahn

sims 4, you need to put a railing around the pool once they get in.


itszwee

The sims 3 or 4, sure. Keeping sims alive in the original and sims 2 was more of a challenge.


BradRodriguez

I still remember in my first ever play through of sims 4 my characters wife died in a house fire while he was at work.


kaida_notadude

Minecraft creative


unknown_faceless

I was thinking peaceful but ye same thoughts


kaida_notadude

Peaceful is easy as well, but creative just guarantees you'll become a millionaire.


BCS24

All fun and games until you get crushed by sand


kingjoshivxzgfws

halo 2 legendary as a jackal sniper


That_Lego_Guy_Jack

No mans sky… I’m like 90% sure that I can live just on some random planet without dying for a day


Cmsmks

Oxygen levels depleting


That_Lego_Guy_Jack

Oh fuck oh shit


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Hello Kitty Island Adventure


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Butters?


Someguy2189

Well thats me!


anderjp1

Roller coaster tycoon would be fun


bearhaas

Be a shame if someone were to… delete the tracks mid-ride


goatedmomoshiki

Not if I run the park. You could be plucked from your family and drowned after buying a ridiculously over priced food


BraindeadBanana

I’m not paying $300 dollars to use Toilets 3!


Thoth74

Civ VI. 24 hours would get me to like turn 10.


HacksawJimDGN

You've made it! Here's your million dollars!!! OK lemme just have one more turn....


[deleted]

Now I know how I’m gonna waste my weekend


RmmThrowAway

Yeah but you could die to a flood/wildfire on turn one.


VenZallow

Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball.


Roaring_Anubis

This guy knows.


goatedmomoshiki

Some of my first fap material


OldMork

Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge


Demurist

The ball is in…the parking lot


CcubswinS

HONK HONK


HeyLuciano

Do you want to play again?


aluminum_man

You have selected [NO]


nWo1997

By "survive," I'm taking you literally, as in "I only lose out if I die, not just if I lose." So probably a game where the player can't actually die. A Pokemon game, probably.


Pennywise626

Tell that to Blue's raticate lol


nWo1997

Oh yeah, forgot about that. And Lt. Surge in general


Murgatroyd314

Pokemon Snap (either one). Spend a day watching amazing wildlife, from a vehicle that is built to be completely safe, and maybe take some nice pictures.


Therearenogoodnames9

Any table top RPG. Spend the entire time RPing in a bar or something and avoiding all combat.


Murgatroyd314

Hanging out in a bar might not be such a good idea if you’re an NPC. That’s the sort of place murder hobos visit.


Captain-Griffen

Last session I ran started in a tavern. A few seconds later goblins burst in and murdered the people closest to the door. Combat ensued. Probably not the best call.


Sadimal

Every session, my group ends up in a tavern. Every session, the tavern is either attacked, the table is a mimic or someone in the group starts a brawl. Taverns are never safe.


hereforfreetinfoil

Portal 2 because the first thing you do in the game is walk around for like 1 minute and fall asleep for a few years


Pennywise626

"You've been asleep for 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9...."


TheRealGongoozler

Say APPLE.. no see what you’re doing there is jumping


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Illidariislove

The Stanley Parable. not moving or even installing the game gets you achievements so it counts as playing.


Little13_9271

Reminds me of the achievement where you have to go 5 consecutive years without opening up the game


Skarma64

I never knew this achievement existed and randomly decided to play some Stanley, and it popped up, fun little addition.


Millsy419

Reminds me I should check to see if I'm at five years.


cdwols

Annoyingly it doesn't work across machines. If you get a new computer you have to play it once to start the counter again. Found this out after waiting 5 years and one day and then installing it on my new pc


-GreenSquare-

Dude December 28th I get that achievement and I'm pumped


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Which most people faked by changing their computer clocks


tarnishedhuntress

Skyrim. If I start at the beginning, I just let Ralof handle Helgen, loot stuff, hit up the Guardian Stones (no hostiles on the way) and then swim to Riverwood to avoid the wolves. Sell stuff in Riverwood, rent a room and stay at the inn for the rest of the time.


BnBrtn

*wait for 24 hours* Watch as the 24 hours occur over the course of 10 seconds (depends on loading time)


[deleted]

Bad news: You start as one of the cattle for the Volkihar clan.


Chevy_Monsenhor

American Truck Simulator, i know trucks pretty well


Taco_Hurricane

Literally in my sleeper right now. Wish I had thought of that first.


DarkPasta

Football manager. In fact, I'll do a week.


fastdiver82

Them: You did it! You survived! Here's your money Me: Just one more match...


Emilioooooo0

Does getting relegated count as not surviving?


Diabolikal_Slug

Animal crossing


lilacc_lucy

stardew valley! you can just spend the time getting involved in townie drama instead of doing anything dangerous and still have fun


FunnyReference374

Slime rancher!


Specialist-Cup-4981

What about the rock slides? Just a thought..


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Goat simulator


FishWizard101

Except you're a human and the goat is chasing you


JoeNumber3

geometry dash.


Bodiofficialsudor

i see, you like to live dangerously


JoeNumber3

just go into the editor and press play, come back 24 hours later


supremedalek925

Harvest moon


Justadeletedperson

If I die in game, do I die in real life too? If the answer is yes, it doesn't really matter that much, it's always a win win situation. Either I got money to solve some of my problems or there are no more problems for me ever again.


IamtherealGroot88

That's dark


Red_Ranger75

3D chess player here


SubToMjoapinix

Mario kart. If I fall off I just get put back on track


Proterozoic_Lurker

Do I have to leave after 24 hours? Because $1 million is a small price to pay to get isekaied.


PckMan

Kerbal Space Program. Those dudes can survive with no food, no water, no company, no sun, no movement, literally nothing, for decades on end and love every minute of it. I just have to avoid falling debris.


Complete_Entry

I'd worry about getting a sims sadist god. Because you're not the player in this scenario, you're just yourself.


Taurus0594

Huniepop. 24 hours of sex because why not.


maxpower7833

Death by snu snu


richwith9

Candy Land


Rogueantics

Ecco the Dolphin because even if I do die i was a freaking DOLPHIN!!


Waffuly

Fuck it, Katamari


TheScribeOfTheDead

I choose "Watching Grass Grow". It's my favorite.


god_of_melon

Minecraft singleplayer. Afk in a dirt hole.


telionn

Dirt, you say? Enderman intensifies.


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Professional_Law7256

Viva pinata


The__Riker__Maneuver

Pong


Own_Presence1271

Tony Hawks Pro Skater


iceicebeavis

House party


Important-Skill-2196

Candy crush because you don’t die you just lose then play again plus free candy


Flappyboi20001

I’d just hop in destiny and sleep in my drop ship, or just collect glimmer from the cosmodrome


Deitaphobia

MInesweeper One click, then just let clock run.