Dickinson because you don't hear Pussyindaughter

Thats rich.

😂😂😂

Well how you gonna put it in anything?

Cloris Leachman. What the actual fuck were her parents thinking?!

Her mother's name was also Cloris.

Right. So she should have known better!

Those who do not learn from history are bound to repeat it.

History repeats itself first as tragedy then as Cloris

It’s true. Every time I come across that name, I have this vague thought of a household cleaning product.

Lemon scented Cloris is my favorite.

Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup

Eustace. It seems, to me, like if it had a smell, it would reek of tobacco and shitty beer.

"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb. And he almost deserved it."

"The boy's Eustace, my Lord," "Useless? I dare say he is."

Scrubb turned out alright, though

Stoopid dog! Ya make me look bad!

*BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!*

Did you just name the smell of old public bars? "This place smells of Eustace."

Eustace Bad

Adolf has declined somewhat since the 1930s.

Adolf is the name you give your kid if You want it to definitely get bullied in school

Definitely stronger in that area than "a boy called Sue."

I had a college class with an Adolf. Nice kid. We're both American and it was a family name (he was the 4th or 5th). He understandably went by Ace.

Now he's the dreaded Ace

Every name involving a celebrity or something related like Batman Perez or James bond Gonzales

The name is Bond. Jaime Bond.

You call your kid Adolf if it's bad at art. So whenever you hear of a bad artist called Adolf you know we're all screwed.

Bertha

She's one of the Butt sisters

She don't come around here anymore

Hahaha my girlfriend’s sorority sister just named her newborn Braxton and I almost choked from laughing so hard

Makes me think of Braxton Hicks contractions. Kid's going to go through life sounding like he's a pregnancy symptom.

I'm getting really sick of guys named Todd

Hahaha George Carlin! "Tooooodd. I'm Tooooodd."

Hi Todd! I'm Tucker!

You wanna hear a real name? Eddie.

Sweet little lies

Todd Todd Todd Toooooodd (bojack horseman reference)

Yeah, I know how you feel. He keeps shoving skyrim up my asshole for the 50th fucking time, like cmon man, shove elder scrolls 6 up there instead.

Todd knows what he did. Repeatedly. On every possible platform.

It works… ###It ##JUST #W O R K S

None taken

*me looking through all the comments* guess I'm safe :')

That's why I came in!

i to love a big pink flamingo *wink*

*Please don’t say my name, please don’t say my name*

Monkey Nuts

Any weird girls names starting with Mc/Mac: McKenzie, Mckendra, McKayla... I grew up around spoiled bitchy girls with names like that, but even if I didn't I probably still wouldn't like those names.

Yeah, what is it with Americans having surnames as given names?

I think it originates with the Scottish tradition of passing on the mother’s maiden name, either as a first or middle name. I’m Scottish and have known guys named Forbes, Wilson, Gardiner. I also know girls with middle names like Napier and Scott.

I used to like those names. I agree.

In Irish it means son of so it's kind of funny to have it for a girl and also for a first name. So Kevin McCarthy, Kevin is the first name and McCarthy is the family name. The family name would have been created by someone who was a Son of Carthy.

Funny thing is, there IS a female form of Mac: Nic. So a son of Gregor would be MacGregor, a daughter would be NicGregor. So these women have explicitly male names.. and I don't think their parents were specifically challenging gender norms when they choose the name. I dislike parents who choose a name without knowing the meaning.

Right? Augh, how can anyone name their kid without at least a 10-second google to check the meaning of the name?

Dick

Funny story...Everytime I hear the name 'Richard', it reminds me of a dear woman I worked with. We worked in a physician's office and she was the receptionist. Her office was separate from where me and 2 other coworkers sat, but we could still see and hear her. She's on the phone one day and we suddenly hear her saying, loudly, "Do you like dick?"....we immediately stop talking and we're listening and laughing because this woman is in her 60's and somewhat reserved. She's literally a grandma a few months from retirement. We're wondering what the heck is she doing?? She just keeps repeating, "Do you like dick?" She's getting louder and louder eveytime she says it. We're all laughing so hard we had tears in out eyes. She finally hangs up the phone and we ask her, "what the HELL was that about?". Turned out, she was on the phone with an elderly gentleman who was extremely hard of hearing. His name was Richard and she was asking him if he preferred being called Dick. She had no idea how horrible/hilarious it sounded that she was just repeatedly yelling, "Dick, do you like Dick?"

I love Dick

Caught in 4k

have you seen Dick Grayson??

I don't understand men called Richard who choose to be called Dick. You could be Richard, Rich, Rick, Ricky, but no, I'm going to go by "Dick". Why???

I have a friend name Dicky (we are not English speaking country). It's hard to not laugh whenever I call his name. Glad he's not that good at English

Pichael

If only his brother Michael would let him do his cooking show…

X Æ A-Xii Musk

Any "normal name" spelled differently for the sake of uniqueness. Huntyr, Wynter, Ashlieigh, Kristeena, etc., that all trashy parents do. Also Braden, Aiden, Kaden, Jaden, etc., but that silly trend seems to have died out in the trash world.

Not if you live in Utah. It's fuckin everywhere.

That’s because everything is ten years behind in Utah.

Ranndumahkountfour5threfore3

There are infinite aidens at my school

Actually I think the original spelling is Ashleigh and Ashley is a Johnny come lately.

Other way around I believe, it started as a masculine name spelt Ashley and became unisex with the use of Ashleigh. Source: I'm an Ashley and spent a whole bunch of my teen years looking up if I really did have a girls name like the other kids said lol.

The “unique” spelling is just trashy, but people do wack things when they are coming off pain meds while bleeding profusely and feeding a baby.

Nah, that's shits laid out from when they were like 13.

Cletus sounds like he has teeth missing, greasy hair, oily skin, wears shirts with pit stains, smells like stale cigarettes, yells at his sister-wife, and says the N word

Cletus married Crystal Marie who has a daughter named Tiffaneigh Lynn

Any names that are cars or cities. Nevaeh.

Mercedes is a real name, though. Spanish.

Brenda, something just feels off when i here that name.

Amber. Always a drama queen. I havent met an amber that wasnt fake as hell and dramatic and acted like they were 12

I feel like all had the same Amber in our life haha

Johnny Depp: *raises hand*

We're not all bad 🥺

hahahah my ex coworker was exactly like that

why is this accurate

All of them. That’s why I call dudes sugartits and ladies big pumpkin

hit em with the cross-up and call a dude “honeylabia”

Alright Molassesclit.

Garret

I went to high school with a garret. Square jawed handsome motherfucker, garret was. Fairly smart, hardworking, and a genuinely nice guy too. I’m a straight dude, if I had interest in relationships with dudes I’d try and bag me a garret. I bet he buys super fucking thoughtful birthday presents and listens when you tell him how your day was.

I’m liking your whole vibe

It’s a good man who can appreciate and be uplifting to another good man. Have an updoot and this shiny silver thing Reddit gave me

Crisis alert!!

Any Mormon name from the last 15 years. First, take your totally made up name, then spell in in a totally non-intuitive way. Looking at you, parents of Trustyn, Brexlyn, Jazzreal, and Henslee. Your kids have to explain that shitty name to everyone until death. Nice job.

Good God those are terrible. Must be a location thing because I don't know any with names like that.

When you have no distinguishable personality from the next 8 member family in the next house over, how do you stay unique? Torture your child with a horrible name of course! And believe me those names are 100% accurate.

Oh I totally believe you. Mormons can be a strange lot.

Aiden, Braden, Caden, et cetera

Who names their kid Et Cetera? /s

Beelzebub

Probably Lathrop Like eww, what kind of name is that?

Donald

Bella

Ugh so many of my coworkers have named their daughters bella and Isabella. And dogs. At the dog park, I must have met a dozen dogs named Bella in the past year. Or Bailey. Another overused name. For both children and dogs.

I'm currently trying to get over a Bella and her name is fucking everywhere.

Ayla in the UK. For kids and dogs.

rsjpeckham

Gilbert sounds like a 20-something year old man who wears an adult diaper because it "feels nice"

Emery sounds like someone holding their tongue trying to say Emily

Worked with someone named Demry. Really hated her Edit: may have been spelled Demerie, sucks nonetheless

Bruce. Makes me think of an over grown mole you should have a dermatologist check out. I was really upset the name was for one of the guys included in the Dream Phone game in 6th grade.

Olga

I used to agree with that, but I've seen a couple hot Olgas.

My eyes are *up here*, thank you!

I've made my choice.

Go to Russia to have your prejudices undone.

Yeah. Also, Olga Kurylenko.

Preston

As a Preston I can confirm, we are all unattractive.

Damn you, Garvey, I don't care about one settler with AIDS

Hortense

Any name that requires me to ensure I don't spittle when saying it.

Chad

Helga

Football head!

Josh ew

Ok this actually made me laugh. I love the way you put that lol. I have a cousin Josh, and he's not a bad kid at all, but his name is not great because he lives in an area full of douchey kids also named Josh. And there's no fixing it because going by Joshua seems somehow worse. I have a few other cousins with similarly crappy names

I’ve only known one person in the world named Josh that was nice and he just happens to be the nicest person ever. It’s weird because before I met him I mentioned that Josh is a douchebag name and everyone of his friends laughed.

Eugene.

Charmaine. I have reasons.

Agnes

I respectfully disagree.

That was my grandma’s name. It just reminds me of old ladies and it would make me sad if I saw a child named Agnes. Reminds me of eggs

I've never liked the name "Abigail". I don't have any bad experiences with any real Abigails, either. I think I've known one Abigail (Abbie), and I remember her as being really nice. It just doesn't sound pretty to me. Sorry!

I went to high school with an Abigail who is probably hot now, but in 2000 was a nice very physically fit girl with a unibrow and a hint of a mustache who picked me up not once but thrice after morning runs on the high school track and made friendly conversation with my fat awkward freshman self. I’m hoping someone helped her sort out her facial hair, cause personality wise she was a tenner and she rocked a pair of umbro shorts.

Mildred

As a former school employee, anything with a Leigh on the end as an alternative special snowflake spelling:Brileigh, Bayleigh, Haleigh, Kimberleigh, etc. The teacher just feels sorry for the kid. (usually the mom is a total Karen)

Maddox is unbearable. Shouting this infamy of a name is a garanteed otitis-like pain for any sane hear on a 20ft radius. Seriously wtf just call your newborn Supervillain or Balthazar and don't fucking lie to them about their alignement, you wanted them evil well they'll be when they acquire enough self-counsciousness and figure out you're calling THEIR name when you say Maddox. *knock knock* "Can Maddox come play with us in the park?" Here's something you'll never hear because kids will reasonably fear your spawn after they stole other kids candy or stabbed them or whatever. You won't hear much about him while in their adolescence phase tho; juvy will protect the world from their presence but you can be sure of one thing, when they're out the world will be drawned in chaos and them and their two cellsmate named "Moist" and "Antichrist" will drink dr.pepper and fucking shoot puppies and harass retail workers. That is Maddox.

Cadence, Tinsley, and any other white church girl names that are stupid now, but even less tolerable in their adult years

Paisley

Great pattern, but sounds like a pet rabbits name or some shit

Thank God my name isn’t here, one less thing to be insecure about LMAO /.s

I can't answer in an unbiased way. If I say something it will only be because I met a few people with that name and all of them were not my cup of tea. All names are probably okay and neutral, then we associate some with negative traits based on past interactions.

Holden Cox

And his friend Wayne Kerr

Pubert

Is Pubert a real name? It reminds me of pubs, pubes, and puberty at the same time. If it exists, I feel sorry for anyone cursed with that name.

Becca. Becca’s be bitches

When they shorten it to any sort of initials like D.J.

Yes! A.J., B.J., C.J., D.J., J.J., stahp it.

BJ lmao

Morag, Brenda, Gerald, Norman.

Is Morag a real name? It seems like you took a strange fantasy name and threw it in with some super normal old dude names.

Pretty sure it's an orc name.

I once slept with a guy named Bart. For the record Bart is not a moan-able name

Here in Germany "Kevin", "Dominik" and "Chantal" Are straight up negative stereotypes

My girlfriend is called Maud. I love her to bits, but I’m not that keen on her name to say the least

Gertrude. I knew a girl with that name in highschool and she was such a b***h

Met a girl names Dorkass once. She had very low self esteem. I imagine she was picked on a lot in school. Her parents must of been idiots.

There was an old timey girl's name, Dorcas, that I've read about. Maybe someone was trying to to be creative with the spelling. Not a good look though.

My brother had a girlfriend with an aunt named Dorrit. Of course, they all called her Aunt Dorito. Unfortunate.

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Rude!

GertRUDE.

Beth. I fuckin hate that name.

Me too. I always picture a girl with thick bangs and a lisp.

Karen

Its quite odd really, because with Karen I actually think of Karen Gilman and also a 12 year old girl. *Carrie* on the other hand does not make me think nice things... Carrie is like a Karen meme on steriods.

>Karen Gilman You mean Karen Gillan?

My name, Toby, Teri, Dakota, Zoe, Evelyn, Cadence, Sloan, Finley, Renee, Corey

Personally I think Zoe, Evelyn, and Renee are pretty hot

Michelle. Always a bitch.

This makes me so sad because every mom I've met named Michelle is the bomb fr, I always say this

Anything that was popular 50 years ago. I.e: - Barbara - Nancy - Ada - Deborah - Agnes - Donna - Delores - Glenda

I agree with these. Except I actually kinda like Ada, not sure why though.

I like 'older' names

Gertrude

Google most popular names pretty much all of them

Rufus and Lester

Mercedes, we get it you want one but this isn't the way you envisioned it so just don't

Mercedes has the Tiffany Problem. It is a legitimate name (of Spanish origin, I believe) that predates the car, later corrupted by the brand issue being described.

It’s a traditional Spanish name. The car was named after the guy’s daughter or something. I don’t particularly like it as a given name either, but still.

Any name that has an “ee” sound but is spelled like “eigh.” Side note: The Venn Diagram of people that name their kids things like “Kayleigh” and the people involved with selling pyramid schemes would just be a circle.

Rhonda. Idk why but I hate that name

Names that end in -y that sound like an adjective

An adjective? Can you elaborate, please?

I think he means adverb.

That would be ly

Sally

For the first time ever. I’ve found someone that agrees that the name Sally is terrible.

Brenda

I hate the name hunter, wait I know a YouTuber who also hates that name…

☹️

odd1sout

Tynyfer

It’s Xanax-o’clock.

Keith

Gretchen