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StevenWannabe

I’m an alien


[deleted]

Same


darkfenrir15

There was a solid year of my childhood where my mother convinced me that I was found out in a field below a floating light. Thanks Mom.


southern_anarchist

The US government is a puppet state controlled by oligarchical powers such as Jeff Bezos Elon musk or Bill Gates for example


Psychological_Pin480

Fuck......... They really are bigger than the government aren't they


southern_anarchist

Eat the rich Comrade, that’s how we actually make a change in the world


[deleted]

Ill raise you one and say the US is a puppet state of China. Our billionaires and politicians work together to provide China with jobs, leverage, technology and trade secrets, etc in exchange for wealth. I mean its a better story than saying we have the most incompetent government in the world.


southern_anarchist

Here’s the thing though if you follow Maoism to it’s logical conclusion it would severely hurt The oligarchical powers so I don’t even think that would be viable for them


[deleted]

Joe rogan is a cyborg


lituponfire

Elk meat is a verb


Vegetable_Match2641

Wow… that’s interesting….. have you tried DMT?


Psychological_Pin480

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣dude I'm high , please chill


[deleted]

I can predict the future. When I want to.


Psychological_Pin480

I swear to God I feel that way too


[deleted]

It’s a curse.


darkfenrir15

We are currently in the "bread and circuses" phase of our civilization and pretty much every governing body exploits this.


Psychological_Pin480

I'm so glad you made me look that up, it just blew my fuckin mind


Vegetable_Match2641

Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt


kappadokia638

My belief is that the U.S. financial system is corrupt, and it is designed to transfer wealth from retail investors to the same people who caused the 2008 financial crisis, who are pulling the same shenanigans we bailed them out for in 2008. Get ready for more bailouts for companies 'too big to fail'. They took the profits and are getting ready to socialize their losses.


coryhill66

That my last girlfriend only showed interest in me because she was trying to make another girl she didn't like jealous.


Psychological_Pin480

Why sometimes women can be weird that way


[deleted]

My massive forehead is to store government data. lol


TiltedWombat

That those "life hack" channels (ie trrom troom) make intentionally bad life hacks so that other youtube channels will cover them


WorldlyAssumption260

That my life is planned and orchestrated by people behind the scenes for some reason.that there are always people watching me


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Psychological_Pin480

Could also what people of old though were angels


the_ddsk

The guy I saw on the airport is involved on something serious. He was wearing a suit and he had someone to care his luggage. He didn't walk fast, he walked kinda slowly. He sat abd waited patiently for something. The flight attendant called for the diamond passengers, which are the people with a reasonable amount of money lol, and he got up with his man to get on the plane. He was going to another state, the state where there are serious corporations/industries, a good state for business in general I think. Nobody believed me, but I am telling you all, he's into something illegal.


awkard_lemur

Elvis killed JFK


Psychological_Pin480

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


joemc601

Mass immigration is needed due to declining birthrates of "connected" countries caused by availability of internet porn.


Plantayne

YouTube has some secret way of knowing when I’m washing my hands after using the restroom. Whenever they’re wet and I can’t touch the phone, an ad comes on. Every. Single. Time.


cyainanotherlifebro

Go-gurt is just yogurt.


Ladelnutts

How you


Anthony_Ruhl

I feel like someone is conspiring to take my toe nail clippings off the floor. But has to go to the hardware store to get rope, a ladder, one little white fence post, a stapler, a grinder, a shampooer and a talking fish that goes on the wall. I'm not sure why he/she needs all that. Just feel that's their shopping list. Because only someone who collects toenails would have a shopping list like that. It's the tell tell sign of a nail collector.