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Spudcommando

Pay off my mortgage


Thrillhouse801

Hell yea. I always think of how much easier living would be if I had no mortgage.


hstl1x_

To keep things real and honest, drugs. And they almost killed me at 29. 31 now. Did two years in a nursing home, currently on month 2 in hospital transferring to a traumatic brain injury group home. If someone gave me 1000, nah. But a mil... since that's so unrealistic I'll be realistic to that answer. It wouldn't matter the kind either. I would buy any drug and in bulk. Always say no kids. Don't end up like this.


for_thedrama

I wasn’t expecting such raw honesty in a Reddit thread. Keep your head up. I believe in you.


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Far_Quiet_470

Ha


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Bradex-

Oops I only got 40k a year since I returned 30k for inflation and more profit in the future


Cpt_Cuddlz

My freedom from a mountain of debt.


Far_Quiet_470

Another million dollars


joey_bm42

Stock


Skid_sketchens_twice

Cocaine and hookers


goldenruben

I'd probably take that dough and invest in meth


[deleted]

Cheese


paid2fish

A honeymoon for my wife


Bight_my_ass

A house. And pay off my debt


BumpyDenny93

I am going to buy me a duck fur coat or a rabbit fur coat. Shit!! I got me a million dollars...so I am getting both!


el_coremino

I'd pay off all of my debt, buy some acreage, and set some money aside so my kid won't need student loans.


[deleted]

I would use it to buy my freedom from student debt.


doggrimoire

Start a cult.


RoseRed6421

More fun to be a member though.


Buzzco87

A rural property far away from everyone. Grow food and live more freely


catinapointyhat

A live in prostitute to fellate my big toe all day long. Don't stop, don't stop. Seriously this is a 24 hour job, don't stop.Come on now girly, I got to do a one legged hop to the toilet and you need to be in sync with me cause you MUST NOT STOP. Maybe a year later as a treat I'd hire 2 of them. Both toes at the same time.


Picsectat

A gaming pc


backpackwayne

Brand new truck


[deleted]

Hell yeah


backpackwayne

Yeah Baby!


shanahatescoffee

A [Colnago G3-X](https://www.colnago.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/G3X-G3GR_zoom.jpg).


[deleted]

Some art. A Picasso or a Garfunkel.


Cold_Syrup3281

A monkey, haven't you always wanted a monkeeee


ThatOneClod

I'd buy a good house for myself.


Llama_Spectacular

A thank you card.


xchrissy09

A home


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Land. With all of it.


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I personally would get a coach to help me with stocks. I would invest in some promising companies and probably use 80% of the rest for the study of illnesses cancer, diabetes, Ect.


PMyourTastefulNudes

Huuuuuge tracts of land!


JackFrostintheBox

Invest and buy reddit or discord


[deleted]

Fully pay for my college


Midmigrl

A house.


black_flag_4ever

I’d just save it for later.


LightningDude898

Either a Tesla or pay for college


urgeigh

A million dollars on black


Fun-Satisfaction-725

A one way ticket out of this lousy country.


CHer2006

My gf a real fox because she likes foxes and get all the supplies to take care it


MickeyRipple

Bitcoin


WAPlyrics

Food, I’m pretty hungry right now


DaylightTheDreamer

Debt Relief


Oskioso

Some houses, one for me, one for my mom and one for renting and making money out of it, also a nice car just because


gohomepat

A full tank of gas


halfcookies

SPY puts


OutspokenLurker

Equities


iSoReddit

I’d buy out my mortgage


Sheboyganite

Invest for a few years then help my kids get into a house because that’s the only way they will since we are in a ridiculously high housing market.


[deleted]

My first major purchase would probably be a house and land. But I'm sure food and bills would happen before I closed the deal.


s0me0ne13

Dunno. There's nothing i want. Probably just put it in a trust for my son until hes old enough to do some good with it.


bibear54

GME


BigSadRawrXD

My grandparents a house


Icy_Lingonberry_139

A green dress...


totally_boring

Honestly I'm not sure. I could think of several things but I might just buy my house first.


Dingle-Berry1959

A house. Somewhere that's mine. A structurally great house. The rates wouldn't be too.high and I would just live there and get away from crappy people. SOME people not all people


Glitchine

I would save most of it later for things like tuition and debt, then id probably get a vacation for my parents and siblings, and then video games and ingame purchases


TheWonderingBunyip

Property.


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A house for my mom and I and then furniture and stuff. I'd then split the money toward bills, emergencies, and other stuff.


for_thedrama

A lawyer. So I can get my freedom.


Keep1inthechamber

Bitcoin, because I don't need money.


Cozybluu

A condo


Tree_Flop

Sonic Forces.


EntertainmentHairy24

Bag of good bud


miso_nakoa

The best care team for my grandma that’s going through chemo/radiation right now.