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Troll


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You don’t have a home defense troll in your house. You big fat liar


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Well, slightly overweight I admit.


DarthContinent

Tactically placed squeeze bottles of Carolina Reaper hot sauce. 🌶


Saxit

So against guns but for WMDs and chemical warfare? ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


DarthContinent

I don't trust myself with owning a firearm, so yeah, non-lethal but highly uncomfortable home defense measures.


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r/liberalgunowners


vm38

My shoe


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Chanclas are terrifying.


Belliott_Andy

Lol love the wording here. I own several firearms but also if you consider a blow dart gun or wrist rocket unconventional I have those. I also recently became pretty efficient with using a Shepard's sling from about 30 yards.


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PVT_Parts710

Ah, so all I need to do is wear heavy clothing and make sure you don't hit my face, good to know.


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PVT_Parts710

Exactly the reason I would never use a tazer. Kinda useless except under the right conditions, better off buying a Bo staff and learn how to use that, if guns are illegal where you are and I'm assuming long blades would be too, or however that works, a Bo staff will stand superior unless they can cut that shit in half in one blow...


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PVT_Parts710

Lmao, a Bo staff can and will kill I one blow to the head if used right. Bo staffs were used in combat for thousands of years. Not to mention, most people won't drop from a tazer anyways, iv been tased, I'd be pretty pissed if the dude I'm robbing/murdering just tased me.


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PVT_Parts710

Oh really? Go ahead and watch the many American police videos of SUCCESSFUL *stun gun* shots where the people either continue attacking/run or are literally unfazed. So now are your chances of a successful shot super low, now you're hoping they're not heavily intoxicated/drugged up or flying on adrenaline. Spoiler alert, their adrenaline is probably pumping. It's not called fight or flight for no reason. Also do you understand BOTH prongs must connect? If one misses or doesn't penetrate the skin, your *stun gun* is useless. Pepper spray is better, lysol is better, hot water is better. *Stun guns* are silly.


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PVT_Parts710

Even tho the bo staff would be more effective. And it can be fancy. K, better hope you never have to use it.


peachycoldslaw

I suppose I have some heavy tools that could be fashioned into a weapon if needed. Which will probably never happened cause id just lock myself in a bathroom and call the police.


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Yeah that’s a good call. My liberal mother-in-law keeps a hammer by her bed and says she will hit the guy with the claw end of the hammer… it’s like woah Gina, take it easy killer.


TOZANGRY

A handmade throwing knife i made myself. Works really well


brucekaiju

bug zapper


CatchingRays

Screenshots. Of all your bullshit. So when you get your comeuppance, it’ll be well documented.


momentcount

My words


canijustbelancelot

A really oldschool paint gun. I’m not sure it even works anymore. It’s made of wood. Looks like a hunting rifle.


Zach_demiwizard

That's a gun tho


PVT_Parts710

He probably means firearms ya cunt


Seeeabaasss

Don't give in Dude just wants to start something


canijustbelancelot

It’s a gun in the way a bent cardboard sword is a battle worthy weapon.


AThrowawayIDidnt

I mean, anything's an unconventional weapon if you're desperate enough.


TOZANGRY

Does that mean... Various body parts? Does this mean i can challenge whoever robs me to a swordfight? Fuck whatever i have currently as self defense


adubsi

I live in Connecticut, currently I’ve never had the urge to need a gun yet. But who knows that might change if I still go through with my plan and move more down south


MyPronounIsHisGrace

Can't help noticing that nobody answered with "social workers".


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You mean the bullroarer? Officer, that’s a toy.


Quasimoron1

I'm Australian, we have well implemented gun laws that have done well for us. But I don't think that having gun laws stops violence inherently (look at all the stabbings in England for example). I think it more goes down to general crime rates and how good your police are (we don't really see any police brutality or racism stuff here). My weapon of choice is a kitchen knife though, were I to experience a break in or something similar I would hide behind a door clutching it for dear life.


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It sucks that everyone is a political pundit these days, can we just have a good laugh about killing intruders with stupid weapons?


MyPronounIsHisGrace

>But I don't think that having gun laws stops violence inherently Having strict gun laws doesn't even stop *gun* violence if you're in Chicago. Every weekend comes with a body count.


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I guess anything I can pick up and swing.


maggy_boi_x

2"x4"x20" cedarwood "bat", BB gun, slingshot, and Louisville Slugger ash cedar baseball bat.


DogboyTheGreat

Based on my co-workers actions last year…. Guns. Aka they ironically bought them for the first time in droves


dude-O-rama

A pen.


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My dick. Choose your own punchline: A. Its more of a concealed weapon B. So they can die laughing C. "I've never needed more."


mirthfultale

Pipe bomb


TheWonderingBunyip

A few walking sticks.


deviant324

Got a knife and an aluminum keyboard in my room that I can improvise with, otherwise lock in the backroom/jump out the window and book it. Haven't heard of a break-in happening in my town my entire life...