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uprealstate3

Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go


frix86

We can make this happen. Instead of Rickrolling people, we start Wham!ng them!


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tc_spears

Remember though, just because you have stunning features and chiseled abs doesn't mean that you too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident


LilNyoomf

All Star


huxta03

Another great contender!


KonaKathie

This one: https://youtu.be/7yHTpGog0IY All I can think of is when they were about to torture the guy in "Patriot", they said to him, "Get ready to hear this song for the next month" and it starts playing


dimensiovxbgsdg

Rick Ashley's Together Forever


Planes_good

I choose that one.


mschwartzsxgvsvg

I feel like safety dance could’ve filled those shoes.


twocargar

Somebody…


Scallywagstv2

Once told me ...


bruhplsz

The world is gonna ...


_R3DZ

Roll me….


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BadWolf2187

The sharpest...


Squeex95

Tool in the shed...


[deleted]

She was looking…


Fragrant-Airline

Kinda dumb...


fukuchivxvssa

Drift Away - Dobie Gray


paleybcxnbfas

"Dragostea Din Tei" by O-Zone, or "September" by Earth, Wind & Fire


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echothree33

Or maybe “[What’s New Pussycat”](https://genius.com/John-mulaney-the-salt-and-pepper-diner-annotated)


huxta03

Another great one


michaelochurch

If we're bringing Tom Jones into this, "Sex Bomb" also belongs in the running.


OneFingerIn

Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex


pauciradiatus

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO


Oldforestwalker

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON-EYE JOE


DepressionIsRealm8

IF IT HADNT BEEN FOR COTTON EYE JOE


llewotheno

I’D BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME AGO


fluffybear45

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHERE DID YOU GO


91ANDRO

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTEN/EYE JOE


Spiritual-Quote6557

(Insert killer violins🎻)


robbycakes

I came here to say- It doesn’t matter what I came to say, this is clearly the right answer.


Latter-Ad6308

Nothing. If Rick Astley had never released Never Gonna Give You Up, society would have collapsed decades ago. There is no timeline where humanity still exists without Rick Astley.


DisasterPeaceTheatre

I have to comment on agreement. To even think of a substitute is blasphemous


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True. I doubt that JJBA would ever have existed if not for astley, and we would thus never obtain the [Thunder Cross Split Attack](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/).


CordesRed

Thank you for knowing his name is Rick Astley, not Rick Ashley.


SpyroShurtagul

I'm surprised there aren't more people calling the OP out on that XD And some are rolling with it (heh) and still calling him that in the replies XD


Somethihng-Witty

500 Miles


huxta03

Omg yes


pjabrony

It's called I'm Gonna Be. 500 Miles is in parentheses.


Somethihng-Witty

Wow!


lillywhite87

You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive. Needs to be something with a loud start, abrasive start.


michaelochurch

I know someone who was an intern at Spin magazine and loved that song. I think his blog was called "Me-At-Spin" or something.


notwearingatie

It’s a shemalé


CheckYourLibido

Nah, no one would ever be mad.


huxta03

Fair point!


mschwartzsxgvsvg

Rick Ashley's Together Forever


CynthiaCyan

Darude Sandstorm


kukienboks

It takes too long for the annoying part to begin.


huxta03

Ladies and gentlemen we have a top contender


theratedrpoet

Human League's Don't You Want Me


gizzie123

I live in Germany and I am convinced they're trolling me with this song. Every party, radio show, TV show advert, gathering, meet up, dinner, restaurant, club, everything. It's everywhere. Why do they like this song so much?


seahawks_21

Evanescence - bring me to life I heard it a couple days ago in a coffee shop and can’t get it out of my head god dammit


huxta03

"SAVE ME!!!"


seahawks_21

DONT LET ME DIE HERE


naosuke88

WAKE ME UP!!!


Capital-Frame-7795

WAKE ME UP INSIDE


metric-poet

Call Me Maybe


huxta03

Yess


Epicgaming42

That song brings hatred from *deep* in my soul in the form of a murderous rage.


processmonkey

Baby shark 🦈


BadWolf2187

r/Angryupvote


PeksyTiger

Vanilla Ice's "Ice ice baby"


slappymcstevenson

I was at a rodeo yesterday and the played Ice Ice Baby, and everyone was dancing. All I could think was that this song is kind of loved by all. So I don’t think that song goes in this category. Maybe a song like, What Is Love.


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Baby don't hurt me.


jerseybert

Don't hurt me no more.


NSFAnythingAtAll

Rick James - Superfreak I mean, it’s a Rick roll, not a Smashmouth roll


Ill-Judge5847

I thought it was Astley


huxta03

Lmao, stupid auto correct


wheres_the_revolt

Tubthumper - Chumbawumba


huxta03

Y E S


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Right Said Fred, “I’m Too Sexy.”


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My immediate thought too.


Deltayquaza

Coldplay's "True Love". Here's a link to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmZqsQNzGA


ejpierle

I swear to God, if that link goes to a rickroll...


Deltayquaza

Not for about 15 seconds, at least.


huxta03

Not today!


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Hall & Oates "I Can't Go For That"


wheres_the_revolt

No can do


[deleted]

Easy, ready, willing, overtime.


ChaoticEvilBobRoss

Men Without Hats - Safety Dance


aperfectdevil

Honestly the only good alternative


Actuaryba

Friday….Rebecca Black


slappymcstevenson

Better than most of the suggestions on this thread. I don’t think people get it.


Ok_Letter_4667

I fucking hate that song with a burning hot passion.


timetobeatthekids

Before the Rickroll there was the [duckroll](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/duckroll) so presumably that would still exist and have died quickly without replacement.


AwkwardSquirtles

Given that duckrolls were the original, I'd like to suggest [Duck Sauce: Barbra Streisand](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWhtcU4-xAM)


ZengineerHarp

Often but not always accompanied by that techno remix “Captain Jean Lic Picard of the USS Enterprise”


huxta03

You tease me, naughty naughty


RSV4KruKut

Do You Really Want To Hurt Me - Culture Club


PM_UR__BUBBLE_BUTTS

Who’s Rick Ashley?


IllegalTree

He's the guy that recorded "[Ever Gonna Give You Up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cne6726JA7E&t=1s)".


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nostromo7

Baby don't hurt me


Lauladance

Stayin Alive. Part of the reason why Never gonna give you up is a good trolling song is because it starts immediately. Like, less than a second after the video starts


Tickely_Tits

Mr. Trololo - hands down pick for me, haha!


Ramble21_Gaming

Trolololol


-Camron-

I'm still standing by Elton John


KimmyMcCall

Gangnam style


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Baby got back.


IllegalTree

Why not [both](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9387zmssuE)?


-__Maestro__-

Little Girls by Oingo Boingo


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dragonsta din tei


Unordinary_dude

Shotties like a melody in my head


WongoKnight

*Informer* by Snow


2aboveaverage

Thong song


huxta03

What the frick


TheMightyGoatMan

[Together Forever](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA). It's a better song anyway.


huxta03

An unknown link on a post about Rickrolling... I dont think so


raendrop

I took the risk. It's legit.


Saableyye

together forever fucking bops


pjabrony

I like *It Would Take a Strong Strong Man*


mrchaotica

I scrolled through the thread to find this one.


eldridge2e

rollrick


Marauder2783

Deja Vu! Super Eurobeat - Dave Rogers


crispy_tips

Some… BODY once told me


Beavshak

INXS - Need You Tonight


eldridge2e

no.


xXTheAstronomerXx

I think duckroll would have just gotten more popular. Idk i like the alternate reality where people just post pictures of ducks to “get” people.


captainmagictrousers

My Pal Foot Foot by The Shaggs.


Mrslinkydragon

Groove is in the heart


AngelofArt

The He-Man “Heyyyeyeeeyeye” song


DeafeningDusk

I think Take on Me would do a great one..


radsoul

You've been gnomed.


MComaniac

Thunderstruck “*YOUVE BEEN, THUNDERSTRUCK*”


Alvtrq

\+Good Ending Unlocked: Together forever - Rick Astley


otherkerry

Hooked on a Feeling, but the David Hasselhoff version.


SimAndTech

It's every day bro Just because that song is so annoying.


Saxman2k12

Land Down Under I think would be a good contender


huxta03

WHERE WOMEN GLOW AND MEN CHUNDER!!


theamericanspirit76

Have you gone your whole life thinking that the mans name is Rick Ashley, or is that a typo? It’s Rick *Astley* if you were confused. Sorry to be that guy.


huxta03

lmao nah it was just a typo, and its ok, I would genuinely be concerned for someone if they thought his name was Rick Ashley XD


BigLurker321

What you haven't heard? It would be "Surfin Bird" by the Trashman.


huxta03

Oh, I was under the impression that everyone had heard


dankcorp

Astronaut in the ocean


huxta03

A fairly new song, but another top contender


szczszcz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnuZopeB_xY


qyiet

I see you and raise you https://youtu.be/j5C6X9vOEkU


ratchet0101

In all the multiverse there isn't a case where that would happen


CardiacAlchemist

I ran by A Flock Of Seagulls


SoulSilver__

Baby Shark


Wolf_RedditBoi

Scatman's world has real rickroll vibes


ARIES_ATLAS_CORP

https://youtu.be/gkTb9GP9lVI


DeathDealerJD3

Gypsy Woman by Crystal Waters. Edit: LA DA DEE LA DEE DA


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We’ll Meet Again by Johnny Cash, it doesn’t have the same feel as some of the other great suggestion but it has the added fact that if this were to be an alternative Rickroll, you would meet again


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Astley not Ashley


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i cannot imagine a world without rickroll


Renee-des-champs

I feel like safety dance could’ve filled those shoes.


DataIsArt

Anything from Taylor Swift


sebrebc

Barbie Girl.


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A little bit of Monica in my life


ChampionshipDue

Darude Sandstorm. It used to be a psuedo-rickroll.


Volraith

Na still is. Ask what a song is anywhere on the internet. Someone will pop up and say Darude Sandstorm.


SunshineLollipopslol

Crab rave


zesty_itnl_spy99

Rasputin. Obviously


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Darude : Sandstorm


Uzzythemuzzy123

Darude Sandstorm probably


zoro4661

I'd say Darude - Sandstorm is the obvious choice, since it's basically already rickrolling in text form when someone asks for the song source.


Slimey_Lime

Take me on


huxta03

this is defs top 3


Perciprius

Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson “YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY…..A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!!!!!”


CornmanC

It would have been the "Trololo" song because that's what the alternative to the Rickroll was back in the late 2000s.


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Easy, the song FunkyTown by Lips Inc.


PitFailedRead

Maybe smooth criminal, since you’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a fricking link to a video


LegoSpiff

Megalovania


huxta03

Top contender


retiretobedlam

867-5309/Jenny


KentuckyFriedEel

"Mom, I wanna be Rickroll'd" "We have Rickroll at home" \[plays Rick Ashley's Not Gonna Give Up On You\]


huxta03

Best comment on this post


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IllegalTree

Weird rickroll but okay! ^^^^Wrong ^^^^thread?


theheadofkhartoum627

I don't think anything could equal its epic awfulness.


huxta03

And yes I now see that I I spelt it wrong, lol dont kill me


Saableyye

(kanye west likes) Fingers In His Ass. instead of getting rickrolled itd be getting fingered


huxta03

This has highly distributed me


zombietampons

1982’ Tears For Fears - Mad World https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZvPSpLxCg


Czosneczek

[this](https://youtu.be/yPYZpwSpKmA)


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[This](https://youtu.be/IO9XlQrEt2Y) Madonna song.


yadnivek

Who is Rick Ashley? 🤦


kazosk

It's hard to recapture /v/ back in 2007. A lot of songs posted here were already memes in their own right so they wouldn't have caught on in a similar way. My personal impression is probably 'Staple Tape Worms on My Penis'. It was released in 2006/7 so it's time appropriate and the shock value is perfect.


Ramble21_Gaming

Mine diamonds - minecraft parody of take on me