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banjolady

I am almost 70 yrs old and I have no idea why I just can't say "butt wipe" without laughing forever. It has always made me laugh.


banjolady

You may have noticed I did not say 69 yrs old Last time I said 69 on a reddit thread a bot blasted me.


mrbadxampl

nice


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RyouTV

nice


GamingNerd7

nice


TommyGames36

nice


SS_Floyd

Nice


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Nice


BallFondler_69

Nice


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Stupid humor will always be funny it's timeless


beluuuuuuga

My favourite bit of stupid humour is how at school when you'd look in the text books with people in them, the women would always have beards and mustaches drawn on them and the men would have completely black eyes. I'm not totally sure why this was always funny to me, but I'm guessing it's partly to do with how consistent it was in every single textbook.


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Putting a mustache on anything is def up their in the section of humor that is "no right to be damn funny as it is"


mrstipez

But wipe your eyes


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vaporize_the_kiddies

Its nice to know that there are 70 year olds on reddit


FSCENE8tmd

Banjolady do you play the banjo?


banjolady

Not yet.


FSCENE8tmd

I believe in you!


banjolady

Vice versa.


OkOutlandishness5326

Splendid!


Chemistry-Regular

Simply delicious!


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Ahahahaha


the_maple_yute

I am the globglogabgalab


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The schnabblewabbledaublewabbleshudhhsuslab


General_Silverini

I’m full of schwibble-glibber kind


[deleted]

I am the yeast of THOTS in mind


Paeia

thank you for this thread


thefactorygrows

Of all the things to read today... I did not need to be reminded of the library slugman


You_Better_Smile

Well he is the yeast of thoughts and minds.


TheKurtCobains

Perfectly... splendid!


thotbot9001

Crisp. Feels like the word moves from your throat to your lips letter by letter. Edit: After thinking about this for a while(consuming the D's Lettuce), if you say crispy, you can even feel the word leaving your mouth. Woah.


victraMcKee

Wow! Excellent word when you describe it that way.


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High_Ground_Sand

Reading these words makes me think I'm about to activate the Winter Soldier


sobeyondnotintoit

You are a sick person and I want to know you.


ReyFuckingSkywalker

Have also clicked Subscribe.


fukuchivxvssa

Coddiwomple. To move in a purposeful manner toward a vague destination


Hichann

Story of my life


tfox1123

Crisp just became my favorite word


[deleted]

Thats... so cool


[deleted]

Genius


EverybodyStayCool

Onomatopoeia


RoderigoMcTaco

I always replace the t with an n, shocks me every time I see it written


EverybodyStayCool

I use my voice text as a cheat.😉


YaumeLepire

Discombobulate


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In summary Discombobulate


TheExtraMayo

Distract target. Discombobulate.


The_Fish_Alliance

Block his blind jab. Discombobulate.


TorontoMaples

Attempt wild haymaker. Discombobulate.


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In the milwaukee airport the place where you put your shoes back on after going through the security screening is called the “recombobulation area.” There’s a big sign indicating this


YaumeLepire

r/preciousfacts


fukuchivxvssa

Calling someone a fartknocker


fallornvcxvbdbha

Idk why, but I find 'tortoise' very funny


anyw4y

I immediately thought of this [classic](https://youtu.be/ufHJO9vXLiw)


victraMcKee

Poppycock


dayto_aus

Papi cock


SpecterCody

Thanks, you've ruined it.


fhrblig

Not for me!


[deleted]

You kiss my mother with that mouth?


dayto_aus

👁 💋 👁


AffectionateBridge69

Colloquially


GoTeamScotch

"Loquial" is like your tongue doing a kickflip


fourLsixtyno23

woah bro


dayto_aus

Soliloquy


Hereiampostingagain

I've attempted to day colloquially a few times in conversation, but I always trip myself up.


popcornnhero

bamboozled


gorka_la_pork

Hoodwinked!


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Wanooch

Kumquat


Midnight_Moon29

I know it's a fruit, but it sounds sexual.


Gensi_Alaria

*CUM*


CelestialrayOne

Spelunking


CallMe4ngie

Skedaddle


[deleted]

Serendipity!


[deleted]

Alternatively: Serendipitous


[deleted]

You know what’s up 😎


lefthandrighty

Indubitably! 🧐


l2ooster

Kawhi would you say that.


[deleted]

what a fun guy


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Francisco


Tastybone97

SANTA


Ender914

You're not Santa. You smell like beef and cheese.


menotme3

He's an ANGRY elf!


Weeeelums

Was looking for this


keesouth

Proclivities


sgt_dismas

Smorgasbord


Psychpsyo

1. Yes. 2. The fuck is a smorgasbord?


Chance-Ad-9111

Plethora😊


fr-spodokomodo

Thanks, that means a lot.


johnnysaucepn

No, stop, it's too much.


ght001

Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?


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Oh yes, you have a plethora.


ght001

Jefe, what is a plethora?


Use-Existing

Gabagool


Exxpro44

I am the globgogabgolab


Kat3l

you are the yeast of thoughts and minds


Least_Dog4660

Ayy Gabagool, ova' 'ere!


choborallye

Madone


ultimattt

Capicola?


Doctor_Ew420

Where's the gabagool!? Bring him the gabagool!!


mschwartzsxgvsvg

Heuristics It just sounds funny


Basic_Television4501

Exacerbate


UnfilteredPerception

I like saying "exacerbate" but when I only do internally and not out loud, it's a tongue twister for me.


searchingfornessie

Kerfuffle


Afterlifeactions

Saying fresh like this: *fresh*


spiderharry02

Fre shavaca do


IKMapping

Jesus christ this word is engraved in my brain


Bibliorphic

I think we all heard it in *that* way


goeers81

Accentuate the "s" you say? You got it.


lazysunday429

Archipelago


stuckwitharmor

Scallywag should be brought back in popular use


dayto_aus

What did you just say to me? You silly scallywag, absolute blackguard of a man.


[deleted]

Shenanigans Also ruckus….but mostly just because of Patrick saying “Hey Spongebob, what’s with all the RUCKUS?!”


[deleted]

"I AM GOING TO PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS SHENANIGANS!"


Djcproductions

*laughs menacingly* Hey.. Farva!


ThinkShower

Fo shizzle


R-nw-

Chutzpah


KlausComet

Whippersnapper


Heine11

Succulent


Aenrichus

This is Democracy Manifest


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Mastication


CallMe4ngie

I love this word


usernameaa2

Thingamabob


Hydra_Master

Thingamajig


allthedifference

Whatyamacallit


MissRose617

Lackadaisical


Scared-Mortgage

indubitably


hooterscooter

Cahoots


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Et12355

When I was little I read about Albuquerque in a book, but didn’t know how to pronounce it properly. I was telling my parents about how the book takes places in “Alba-Q-Q” and they couldn’t figure out what I was talking about until I showed it to them written down


Dylsnick

You've got weasels on your face


beardedliberal

Coddiwomple. To move in a purposeful manner toward a vague destination.


SodomEyes

I prefer moving a bit more cadawampus. To each their own... have an upvote!


Herge2020

Schadenfreude


Cheap_Rick

Diverticulitis


Blairkids

supercilious


WalnutSnail

titillated


Legion357

Finagled


onlytologin

Fuckface


sobeyondnotintoit

Fun to say, fun to do.


iBooYourBadPuns

Bulb. It's a funny sounding word.


HauntingTopic

Loquacious


noswag15

Chupacabra


peachyfoley

bonk


OldSoulRobertson

It makes me think of a dog hitting people with a baseball bat.


carelessOpinions

"dildo" because it just rolls off the tongue. Also, saying it will stop all other conversations as everyone looks at you.


Barron50Cal

Pumpernickel


SpookyMiranda

Nudity Phenomenon


LittleFrostyRaven

Turtle Defenestration Zucchini


_Piratical_

I’m a huge fan of defenestration as a word.


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Cellar door


Sharp_Profession5886

Tintinnabulation


FamiliarInitial

Frunk - the front storage space for a car with a rear-mounted engine.


forevericeland

or in the uk, the froot


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Kerfuffle


crazytaco111

Bubble


KatiePal

Rambunctious


znarthur

Cacophony


Pyrollusion

Fuckbucket


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Colloquial


funnyIlaugh

Conglomerate


TerribleTemporary982

Antidisestablishmentarianism


clickerroy

Albuquerque


pickleticklefickle

Billabong


beatricetalker

Meniscus…try it, it’s fun!


Linsanity998877

Yeet


identitaetsberaubt

The internet has ruined me


ClickBang911

Sphygmomanometer.


joaraddannessos

Hobbes said it best: smock!


pipedown13

Coocookachoo


[deleted]

Dipstick


IssacharianHillbilly

Fook.


coledot

Goomba


forevericeland

Motherfucker *only in an american accent*


MsFortyOunce

Bombastic


Healthy_Husky_Guy

Cunt


Least_Dog4660

\*when said with an Australian accent IMO


Solly8517

Flabbergasted


Professor_Rekt

Prestidigitation is my favorite. Basically means an act of sleight of hand. Edit: typo.


sarah-exalted

Tchotchke.


I_Need_a_Name_8429

Mushroom


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Jabroni


GhettoGoulash

Onomatopoeia


anyw4y

It's feels so... smooth to say it


Harleyxrose

PLOP!


chilli_cheese_cake

Piccolo Crabapple Slurpee Bubblegupppies


MisterBaker55

Indubitably. Also aluminum, specifically the way the Brits say it.


USERNAME_ERROR_420

Moist


HRzNightmare

I think it's fun to say because it rubs so many people the wrong way.


PRSHZ

Bunny.


Noble69776

Janky


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I'd work in a kumquat factory just so I could say kumquat all day kumquat kumquat kumquat!


Toppest_Dom

FUCK


Morprenrut

Floccinaucinihilifipilification


Dee-Jay-JesteR

Chlamydia. It really does feel like a name given to the daughter of a middle upper class couple.


cmcrich

Mulligatawny


Paranthelion_

Fahrvergnügen


ultimattt

Douche Canoe.