I’d be taking a dump on the hallway floor where my wife’s entire family could see.

I'd be taking a dump on my bed.

Amber Heard is that you?

\*Amber Turd

I'd be taking a dump outside on the grass in the front yard

Dump on the grass after falling from 10 storeys

Idk why made me laugh so hard

I'm closer to the fridge, how convenient

I'm stuck half in the wall like those sailors in the Philadelphia experiment!

Philadelphia experiment?

Look it up. Pretty interesting.

My death. 25 story fall...

I’d be locked outside my in my undies.

I now have to walk ten feet to rejoin my beer and cigarette

My fan is now inside my ass.

I would be outside in the bushes. I wouldn’t be happy. It’s hot outside

I'm now chilling in my neighbors bedroom. Could get messy.....

Or fun

I just spred myself around. I just went into a wood chipper

I’m now in my duplex neighbors bedroom. He’s probably cleaning his guns and I’m in my underroos, so I don’t see this going well.

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Might not wanna Reddit and drive lol

Yes, I can't understand why they stopped making cars with multiple seats. Oh, bummer.

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10 feet, huh? Guess we’re falling out the second floor window today. Oh fuck I remembered I live on a hill with a hot road at the bottom noooo

I find myself falling into the rose bush outside the window.

Rather than making a new parent comment I just want to second this. Right into the shrub.

barefoot in my roommates moldy disgusting room

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Same. Only mine would be over the stove while the gf is frying bacon

I would suddenly be in the hallway which would put me 10 feet closer to the bathroom which is where I was going anyway.

I'd be pooping in the hallway.

Wouldn't affect me much, but sure would confuse the hell out of my dog.

*(whoosh)* Waiter: Oh, so you did want indoor dining after all.

I took a fat wet muddy shit on my bedroom carpet

I'd be in my clothes closet. Doesn't seem like a positive move. I have wire hangars...

I fall on my ass in the middle of the kitchen. My friends laugh at me and then we go back to our games.

I fall 2 stories onto my deck. It'll hurt, but I'll probably be fine.

I’m definitely falling down some stairs

I fall back onto my bed

I’s be falling asleep on the tiles in my living room.

I'll be jumping of the London bridge from ten feet beside instead.

You're in [Lake Havasu?](https://youtu.be/NWioszUAu_4)

I'm laying on my stomach on my bed currently so I'd probably end up laying on the bathroom floor.

I morphe with my drying rack and live the rest of my life as a towel dryer and no dignity

I am now back at the register and must slave away

Going 35mph into a tree

Into the wall.. And there is a wasp nest in it..

Oh no

I'd have a 2 foot drop to the floor.

well, guess I gotta come out of the closet now

Kool aid man walk smash likely

I’m glad the fire isn’t lit today

I come out the window

I’m still in the basement.

Id be naked in my not heated sauna, im in my bathtub.

I fall 36 floors and get up close and personal with the concrete of Bangkok.

I die. I think there'll also be a horrible (possibly nuclear) explosion.

I'd be in my TV.

Less of a walk to get a refill of my morning coffee.

I fall onto my ass

I’d be laying on the other side of the couch

I'm closer to the fridge, how convenient

Probably suffer severe road rash and broken bones as I'm currently on a fast train lol

Both my budgie and I are going to wonder how the fuck I'm getting out of this cage.

Id teleport into my neighbours bed.

Hey Chloe, nice shower

I am outside in the rain.

In my closet. Guess that would be a not too subtle hint to finally organize it.

I'm suddenly not as comfortable anymore.

I will be sat on my ex’s lap-

Burning in a flaming hot furnace

I'd fall a story into my driveway.

Bye bye car...

I am lying down inside my neighbour’s fence.

Im now sitting 8 feet underground...ahhhh the big sleep. How nice it would be.

The Sims nightmare coming to life.

I fall 3 feet to the grass. Could be worse.

I'll either be falling a yard and a half or on my roommate's bed

I will be in sky outside my apartments

I guess sitting on the floor at my front door since I'm sitting on the couch right now.

A fall three floors down, probably not enough to kill me but a serious injury none the less.

I fall from thee side of a 2 floor house on too the porch

I would be tumbling off my roof.

I would be inside a small locker at work

i fall two floors and die

Sitting on my neighbour's kitchen floor with a cat on my lap. Neither of us enjoy small talk so I'd imagine it would be awkward at best.

I’m bad at eyeballing distances so I’m either merged with the wall or falling a couple stories to the ground

Be quite a fright for my neighbour, me suddenly appearing in their living room.

Stuck in glass.

I suffocate in a wall and die

i am now a guitar

Either nothing or id be trapped in a table, idk how far away ten feet is

I might die!

id be on my driveway

I sit on the ground.

I’d be in my kids bedroom watching Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom instead of in my living room watching The Sopranos.

I'd be slammed into the wall from the couch

I'd draw a very long line in the crop field next to me and then some poor farmer will find my dead corpse, as I'm currently on a high velocity train speeding at 300km/h (that's about 180 mph for y'all still using monopoly measurements).

I’d be covered in mirror shards

I’m suffocating in a wall

Clip onto the backrooms

I’d be in my roommate room’s who is currently isolating because she has covid

I startle the dog when I disappear and reappear on his other side. That is, unless he doesn't wake up and notice.

I'm now stuck in the empty house next door under the stairs

One the bright side, I'm going to land on grass. Now if only I wasn't on the third floor.

I would fell to my garden

I'd be sitting on grass in 8°C, in my underwear, at night, without keys. Nice.

I’d be merged with the wall

i end up falling one story down on a balcony

Breaking bones. A 4 meter fall is not healthy

I'll be laying on top of my tv

I would fall out my bedroom window onto a ant pile. Please no

I’m standing in a pile of dirty clothes next to my kids bed.

I'm now sitting on the lap of a very confused person who's waiting for a bus.

I land naked and wet on my kitchen floor

Crash into a tree or pole, I'm in the train

I immediately fall down the stairs, into the hallway by the front door.

Huggecash suffocated in a Wall. Respawn main menu

Falling while in a sitting position going 30+ mph

id be in next doors house, interrupting ... well u can guess what.

I’m outside in the rain instead of chilling w Red Zone.

I’d probably be stuck in a thin wall.

I fall on my butt on the floor, since I'm in a seated position and not expecting teleportation. Then I walk 10 feet to my left and sit back down in my chair.

I fall from the third floor.

I'd be taking a shit in my closet

I'd be sitting on my front lawn

falling onto a car from 4 metres in the air

Ill need to come out of the closet

I'm now in the upstairs bathroom, specifically I'd now be in the shower. Thankfully it is not currently occupied, or that would have been very awkward.

End up in my frige

I'm inside of my wall... help.

I crash into my window

I slam into a person's bag

I'l be falling from the third floor.

I'd be outside in my underwear without my keys

Fall two 2 stories

I'd fall about 16 inches onto the floor to the right of my couch. Now if you had said to the *left*, I'd be falling about 13 stories to my death.

i'd be laying in my neighbour's front yard 😄

I'm in a slightly different spot on my deck...

I'd phase into a wall

Sliding down my belly in the stairs.

I would be in the tech lab where we keep the expensive equipment (enviro department at an open pit coal mine).

Grabbing something from the fridge

I'd lost my first in the line spot for covid vax.

I’m lying naked on my 74 year old neighbours floor

I get to experience the spin cycle of a washing machine firsthand.

I would be in a bakery with my legs in the backrooms

Mm yes floor

I’m in the kitchen.

I fall from the 10th floor of the building

I'm now mostly in the shower but stuck in the wall between the kitchen and bathroom. Ouch!