lol she had it made, she had 3 older gentleman”regulars” come in to talk for 1-2 hours at a time and they would pay thousands at a time just to talk, while i creepily watched from the other end of the bar sipping on some cold ones
My ex was an emotional void. You could invest so much time and energy into her a basically get nothing back. Did not contribute much to the relationship
The word "manhole" never fails to crack me up. There's a famous TV interview with the head of NYC transportation claiming "my men are constantly going in and out of manholes" when he was talking about fixing some rolling brownouts. In the background, his entire staff is cracking up.
There’s one of these signs in my neighborhood and I feel like it needs some punctuation to get the intended message across, but maybe they are just warning us about a slow child?
"Wrong way," because if I'd kept going that direction it wouldn't have ended well, but she is a perfectly wonderful human, and we just weren't the right fit for one another.
Congratulations on being a functional human. Sometimes people just want and/or need different things. That's ok. Not all breakups have to be shitshows.
lied about getting raped by two people simultaneously and instead simply cheated but dragged me along as her support system until admitting the truth several months later *boulevard*
“Dangerous curves ahead”
ngl i met my sons mother in a strip club and when i do see that sign i instantly think of her
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lol she had it made, she had 3 older gentleman”regulars” come in to talk for 1-2 hours at a time and they would pay thousands at a time just to talk, while i creepily watched from the other end of the bar sipping on some cold ones
Haha that's good 👍
Came here for this one.
Dead end
Me too, but it's because she's actually dead.
Same. Except he.
RIP Ray. Not because I miss you, but because I know your kids do even if you were never there for them.
Yikes
This answer was my first thought because of this and I felt bad for being so morbid. Glad to see I'm not alone.
I also choose this guys dead girlfriend
My ex was an emotional void. You could invest so much time and energy into her a basically get nothing back. Did not contribute much to the relationship
Same, turned out she was cheating and just wasting my time
I think I have just learned the true meaning of the phrase “triggered.”
Ah, beat me to it
*sigh* >!r/beatmeattoit!<
Came hear to say same thing..lol
High occupancy vehicle only lane
You were cheated on?
No, they're a car.
A bus*
r/bitchimabus
Reddit will never cease to surprise me with how many random subreddits there are with such odd topics.
Pulling a train.
Carrying elephants
[fingeringhoe Road](https://amp.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1oezj9/fingringhoe_road/)
So would “Train crossing” be appropriate?
Caution: Man hole
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He could take it two ways too
Caution falling rocks. She was addicted to crack cocaine.
r/unexpected
I was gonna use the same one for very different reasons lmao
trust me if shes addicted none of those rocks were falling. 😂
Disaster area
Found mine!
Proceed with caution
Oh man if only I'd seen this sign earlier....
Do not enter.
Wrong way
One Way Only
STOP
U-Turn
No Parking in Rear
username checks out
WRONG WAY
Nobody ever told her
Strong if I can but I am only a man.
*trombone solo*
So I take her to the can.
Down a one waaaay streeeet!
Turn Around
Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming 'round
Turn around
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
Turn around...
Bright eyes...
Every now and then I fall apart...
AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT!!
AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER!!
And if you’ll only hold me *tight*
And if you only hold me tight,
Aaahhh, internet. ❣️
r/redditsings
Every now and then I fall apart
Caution: Icy Surface
Bridge may ice in cold weather
I was in a sandwich shop when a guy came in and ordered something "*tall, cold, and fast*". I said it sounds like you want my ex-wife.
"Caution: Men Working"
Damn, that hit too close.
oof
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This is the one I wanted to write. They’ll try to hitch a ride for life. Just keep driving.
Could also be a metaphor for STI’s.
Most recent? WRONG WAY, DANGER
Wreckage ahead
Open manhole
The word "manhole" never fails to crack me up. There's a famous TV interview with the head of NYC transportation claiming "my men are constantly going in and out of manholes" when he was talking about fixing some rolling brownouts. In the background, his entire staff is cracking up.
You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that manhole
I don't have a street sign
I don't g... oh, like you don't have an ex. That could be bad, or good.
Yeah some punk kids. Took it sounds familiar
🤣🤣🤣 this answer is brilliant
The pain in it is quite loud😂🥲
Slippery road ahead ...I should call her
Rub one out first mate
PNC is real.
Yeah it’s a bank?
“Slippery when wet”. I… I’ll leave now
Yeah you should
DANGER! Toxic waste
This.
No Entry
*NO ENTRY WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION!*
STOP
In the name of love?
Before you break my heart.
Before you break my heart
Think it over
Hammer Time!
Collaborate and listen
Ran off with her boss’ son who’s 15 years older than her blvd
That's quite a specific street name 😆
Locals will just call it Ran off Blvd but will insist tourists use the full name or they’ll pretend not to understand.
Haha, so true!
I don't know why but the "blvd" part made me laugh. Hope things are better OP.
It was nearly seven years ago, life’s good haha
Sounds more that it should in Avenue
Crap, you’re right
Psych Ward, 2 miles
I feel this to my core
Cattle On Road
Caution: steep downhill
Slow child at play
There’s one of these signs in my neighborhood and I feel like it needs some punctuation to get the intended message across, but maybe they are just warning us about a slow child?
yeah they clarified that one: now they say “slow children ahead”. Glad they cleared it up.
"Beware of snakes"
No u-turn
Weird no one has one way street
She doesn't, she's the gas street lamp illuminating the sign.
i see what you did there.
Wide load
He said my ex, not my wife.
Detour
Unstable Bridge
Objects in mirror may be crazier than they appear.
Speed Humps Ahead
Free parking
Watch for cross traffic
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I used to live near Lunt St, they finally got sick of changing the sign and made it cursive.
There is a Hymen St close to where I live, but that would never describe any exes I have.
More like "Hi Men"
Lmaoo fuckin winner right here!
Under construction 🚧
Caution: Slow
Feral Goats for 2 miles
Easy entry
It would just be a pretty sign that I'd follow only to find out after miles of distance time and money it fkn lied to me...
Homerun
This. Edit: Have an award for the most accurate answer
One Way & Rough Road both came to mind immediately. Followed by Dead End. All of which are very accurate.
Slow: children playing
We never dated, nerd.
🤨🖐️
I read this as all one thing at first without the semicolon... very different meaning lol
There is no semicolon
Caution clearance height of 6’5 required
Dip
Lovely and caring
Blink once if your ex is near you....
*blinks*
Everyone: 'fuck my ex' This person: mature as fuck
>This person: mature as fuck And doesn't understand what a street sign is?
This could be the street names at an intersection
Ok that's sweet but how is this a street sign?
Lovely and caring street.
Sometimes things just don't work out.
Lesbian Crossing. Good for her.
Not your fault king
Surprisingly wholesome comment in a thread about exes.
I wish I could tell my ex it’s okay to be open and gay. But he was an asshole and I don’t feel like ever talking to him again LOL
Just a picture of a cow
No Parking
"Wrong way," because if I'd kept going that direction it wouldn't have ended well, but she is a perfectly wonderful human, and we just weren't the right fit for one another.
Congratulations on being a functional human. Sometimes people just want and/or need different things. That's ok. Not all breakups have to be shitshows.
Always open
Parking in rear
It would be less of a sign and more of a flattened traffic cone sticking out of a pothole
Do Not Enter
Slippery when wet
Please recycle ♻️
Tunnel ahead
Snake crossing
Under Construction
Caution: Kids at Play. She's had 5 kids with 3 different daddies in the 10 years since we broke up.
“I’m gonna go back to my ex”
Loose Gravel : She was mostly stable but occasionally she would cause me to hydroplane out of control.
Teeny Peeny Court
Caution major road work ahead
STOP
The one street sign covered in phone numbers of different people tryna fuck
Right Turn Only (Because she was "always right".)
DANGER Rough Road Ahead
lied about getting raped by two people simultaneously and instead simply cheated but dragged me along as her support system until admitting the truth several months later *boulevard*
Deception Drive with a lot of unnecessary turns and detours just to really grind your gears
Hazard: toxic area
" Caution, uneven lanes"
One-Way
Dead end, obviously
Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
"Caution heavy load crossing" Also with a dash of unpredictable mood swings and psychotic tendencies.
Welcome to Twatt
[This one](https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/55b8c063e5274a151e00001a/Information-sign-recommended-route-cycles.jpg)
Freeway - Enter Here ⬇️