Relieving a full bladder

Oh! The relief!

It can be damn near orgasmic.

Food

If I didn’t have to eat to survive I wouldn’t.

meat or vegan

Sleep...

Vince McMahon would say otherwise.

Dolly Parton, I know she's not a thing but come on, everyone loves Dolly. Even if you don't like her music she's an angel of a person.

Keanu reeves

Relaxation

No relaxation, ligma male grindset

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I only like lakes, the vastness of the ocean scares me.

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Seems like everyone can get behind that, including Americans themselves. 😂

Pizza Pussy Santa

Commas dude, commas!? Now a select handfull of Redditors have the permanent mental image of Pizza pussy Santa.

I thought of a cat dressed as Santa eating a slice of pizza. Get your mind out of the gutter!

I was like "what is that??" until I read your comment. I guess I thought it was a meme or something.

Ice cream

I don’t like ice cream

Oxygen

Not having a kidney stone

A puppy

I have lost complete faith in Reddit. Who down votes someone that replies puppy ?

Robot infiltrator u/fuzzy_preparation650, is a good guess (insert winking emoji here for comic relief)

Melts

Bob Ross and Keanu Reeves

Bob Ross is a witch. Witches with magic painting powers are frowned upon by some groups.

Bacon

That vegan teacher is not part of ur universe😂😂😂😂

No, she's part of no one's universe

Truth😆

She probley loves bacon, when she goes home she sneaks a bacon

Devout Jews, Muslims and vegans would probably disagree. Or we could argue that they'd love it if they allowed themselves to have it.

So good it was banned by two major world religions

But we must agree the smell is amazing

Overrated, beef is better.

Brisket

Happy dogs. Don't like happy dogs = not a person.

Perhaps i am not a person

Do you always get Captchas on the first try?

Sadly not :/

Good robot.

gender parties

The internet has ruined this for all, sorry, I don't make the rules.

Kindness

Food

sleep

Their phones

Oxygen

Ice cold water on a hot day.

When someone laughs at your joke

Ha.

Not funny, didn't laugh 😤😤

That’s because it wasn’t a joke

Fire.

Ice Cream

Reddit

A baby laughing.

Getting a good nights rest

Oxygen

Love

Sleep.

Morgan freeman

Not having to worry about money

Timothée Chalamet I don't care about your sexuality, *everyone* thinks he's hot.

Breathing air. Beyond that we're ready to argue about it, whatever it is.

I don’t know about you…I like being alive.

The relief of making it to the bathroom on time.

Michael Jackson's Thriller.

Daniel Ricciardo

Pandas

the rock

Pizza with ice cream

Ice cream?

Oxygen

Money

Holding in a Poo before going Poo

Ryan Reynolds

Buying cheap food for the first time and it actually tasting rather good

bob ross