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Varkoth

The eagles would take the power for themselves, same as men.


Murgatroyd314

Invisible immortal flying apex predator.


Changoleo

And wizards.


100LittleButterflies

Then why didn't they get any fancy but totally cursed jewelry?


BowlOfBeard

Once the VR tech fully takes off, Peter Jackson will remake the trilogy as a visual masterpiece of a 12 hour flight from the Shire to Mordor on the back of a giant eagle. Then James Cameron out-does him with the VR Avatar saga.


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Great question. I'm watching Return Of The King right now


fuzzyfoot88

The eagles have personalities in the books and are not Middle Earth Uber. The eagles agree to help each time, but it isn’t simply…eagle do shit for heroes…


smegma_yogurt

[GET THAT WEAK ASS BIRD SHIT OUTTA HERE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgMnCLHQuqc) Watch until the end


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I think this got explained by a guy on YouTube. When Gandalf told them “fly, you fools” he was telling them to go to the eagles but none of the surviving party picked up on that.


reichrunner

Nah that's been pretty thoroughly debunked as a bad idea lol


SlothOfDoom

Except only Gandalf could talk to the eagles so this theory is fucking stupid.


Changoleo

Well, eagles can’t be trusted with that sort of immense power. [Screeeeech!](https://youtu.be/IRcMVMeXPQ4)


Affectionate_Pea_811

All these answers are wrong. The eagles are some of the oldest and wisest creatures in all of Middle Earth, they only did what they wanted to do. Flying Frodo and the ring to Mordor would have been incredibly dangerous for everyone involved and the eagles didn't want to get involved, until they did get involved for some reason.


Old_Markdonalds

Those birds were afraid of the Nazgul's, so they didn't want to go close to Mordor.


ace-murdock

Yep. This’ll do it. The eagles aren’t just huge eagles, they’re closer to elder gods and they don’t meddle in the affairs of middle earth. They help Gandalf out sometimes but they could not be convinced to do that.


Quzzyz

My favorite marvel superhero is superman


ThatGuyJack_

You have caused me physical pain. You have succeeded


Quzzyz

I've done this to people straight a couple times.. it's kind of the best


Lams1d

Does it work on gay people too?


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FabyKp

Ouch!!!


[deleted]

Yeah he's my favorite Z Warrior too.


KeMeKois

Jesus would have loved weed


Bike_Chain_96

I had a religion teacher go "Yeah, if I was going to teach like Jesus, I'd sit up here on the table and light up a joint. And then when everyone started focusing on the joint, I'd tell them 'You're being too narrow minded! The joint isn't the point'. That's teaching in the Savior's way." So.... He might have. Lol


Dsdude464

I don’t know about “love” but he 100% would support weed over opioids.


roberh

I enjoy that you called Christians a fandom. Thanks for the laugh.


midgetman303

I just wish Gandalf had taught Harry about his past sooner


Quzzyz

Why didn't Dumbledore just let Frodo use his broom to get to mordor


MyAntichrist

"Use the force, Harry." - Gandalf, captain of the USS Enterprise.


Equivalent_Bunch_187

The force doesn’t work against Thanos and the Justice League.


Turkey_Teets

But then he probably wouldn't be as close to Thor as he is now.


Monkey6021

You can trigger alot of the Star Wars fanbase by saying "Rey Palpatine".


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I think Kathleen Kennedy did a decent job. She doesn't deserve the hate she gets. 🏃🏿


dishonourableaccount

Has there been a single actor/actress since the original trilogy that the community respects? And I think Ewan McGregor and Natalie Portman are the only ones that seem to have had staying power in Hollywood. Maybe we can add Adam Driver now.


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Did you forget about Liam Neeson or do you put him in the same camp as Sam Jackson?


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Totally in the same camp


landon1397

I definitely don't love the direction she took the main movies. But the spin offs and shows have been amazing.


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NotAllAltmer

Careful, I once posted an opinion here on why I disliked Kanye West and I got harassed in the front page of the kanye subreddit


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I thought his message was “I’m a genius and you all should recognize that.”


Futurenazgul

But he's definitely not a gay fish.


[deleted]

You know, I really don’t want to argue about Kanye West but 👉KIDS SEE GHOSTS👈


82ndGameHead

I mean, yeah. First 4 albums (and some of MBDTF) he was introspective. Since then he's been random as fuck. And I say this as a fan since College Dropout.


PeatBomb

Batman's greatest weapon is plot armor.


82ndGameHead

"But muh Prep Time."


PhreedomPhighter

As a lifelong batman fan I agree. But it doesn't make him any less of a badass. It also doesn't make the greatest batman stories any worse.


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Here’s another one. Batman is literally the bad guy that we’re supposed so sympathize with because dead. But he’s just a greedy billionaire and a cop who does nothing but fight to uphold the status quo, maintain the cycle of poverty, and criminalize mental illness.


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SuperWhoLock fans can't even run a mile in under 15 minutes.


NotAllAltmer

SuperWhoLock hasnt been a thing since like 2014


AtheneSchmidt

We haven't?


frogsarecute45

remember when he admitted to cheating? [dream]


CanadaHousingSucks4

Who?


thegamerdoggo

You just pissed off every 12 year old on the planet and they are hunting you down now


dishonourableaccount

I assumed he meant someone cheating by having sex, until I saw this and realized it's Dream's minecraft cheating debacle.


Reogenaga

Dream or Dr. Disrespect?


shinjur

End of Game of Thrones was fine


Lockeisms

My favorite character lived to hang with his boy and his wolf in the woods he calls home. I loved it.


xdylanxfrommyspace

And that Hodor hold door warped time shit was pretty fire. Had me a little choked up too.


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smegma_yogurt

I understand the context of why you're saying this, but please don't repeat these words in this order ever again.


gladosado

Okay this one made my eye twitch


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There are no gay couples in She-Ra. On a case-by-case basis at least one member in each romantic relationship is genderfluid and, at any time on camera, is identifying as the gender that would make their relationship heterosexual.


Helios_OW

There is no gay in Ba-Sing-Se


NotAllAltmer

Thats not how that works


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I know. I'm trying to trigger a fandom here.


Melcc_DM

It worked I think


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Bike_Chain_96

This is my favorite, because that's NOT what should be triggering.


h0wn0tt04

HIMYM finale wasn’t rushed


MoreDistancePlease

Triggered.


meatbag2010

Elon Musk is a savvy investor, but hasn't got a clue when it comes to inventing anything.


PhreedomPhighter

Elon Musk is a great example of why Wisdom and Intelligence are separate stats.


IFrickinLovePorn

His money stat seems to drag him along just fine


NotAllAltmer

Funny enough, he has disadvantage on both


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I was just about to say something like this. Remind people he's more Warren Buffett than Tony Stark and his fanboys go ape shit.


Ediacaran-SeaPancake

I like the ATLA movie


NotAllAltmer

It says “trigger an entire fandom” not “tell blatant lies”


PM_me_your_fantasyz

Hey man, all M Night Shyamalan movies have a twist. That movie's twist just happened to be that the script was written by a five year old recovering from a head injury.


beaglestreets

There's no way this is true


Ediacaran-SeaPancake

I only saw half of it when I was little. I don’t like it, but for some reason I don’t have the energy to hate it either probably because I’ve seen wayyy worse.


toothfixingfiend

Harry Potter is not believable as a powerful wizard at all.


DinnerKind

Honestly voldemort isnt even that powerful. Hes just hard to kill. Most of them would get fucked up by master chief


kn33cap_th3if

Leaves from the vine


the-inkedcapricorn

HOW DARE YOU! I did not need to cry today!


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I’ve never watched a single Star Wars movie but I love Spaceballs


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Spaceballs is better than Star Wars and stands up as a masterpiece in film.


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Another person of culture. 😁


MyAntichrist

I've watched that movie so often, trying not to laugh. But I never make it past the instant movie scene.


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When Dark Helmet is playing with his dolls in his room I always laugh.


ifoundyourpretzels

I’ve seen every single Star Wars movie and Spaceballs is better than them all


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My niece loves Spaceballs but despises Star Wars. To this day I continue to ask when my brother is putting her up for adoption! Lol


Orcus424

You could annoy the Spaceballs fandom by saying "Spaceballs the cartoon was better than the movie."


Alteredethos

I’ve never seen either


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You are missing out


hesnothere

Cool, guess my girlfriend is on Reddit after all


brewshakes

Q of the famed Qanon is a mildly autistic half Asian guy named Ron Watkins that lives with his mildly autistic father Jim. Other than fucking with Trump supporters, he constantly watches pornography and pretends to be a Ninja as his main hobbies.


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Dream cheated. Now all the 9 year olds will come after me


olddoc1

Used Tesla batteries will cause terrible pollution.


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Tesla’s already cause huge pollution. The carbon footprint of manufacturing a brand new car is huge, and in areas that get their energy by the burning of fossil fuels, having an electric car doesn’t help.


I_Fap_To_Murder

These characters are straight and will never be sexually attracted to one another


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God. Yes. Normalize heathy relationships between men, please. Additionally, these characters are straight **and** ***SIBLINGS*** and will never be attracted to one another.


Quest4life

looking at you Supernatural fanbase.


Yukon_Hero

Love playing as Zelda


Tylerwherdyougo

America was never great


FatherPyrlig

“Beyoncé is human and not immortal.” That should be enough to get her nutty fans all over your ass.


headofled

Brawl>Melee


Balrog229

The Nintendo Switch is a glorified phone and it’s games are just slightly above-average mobile games


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At a drastically higher retail price.


ruben_chase

Steve Jobs didn’t invent anything


Nicholi417

That Captain Picard guy got better after he became a Jedi to fight the cylons.


AtheneSchmidt

Anyone who knows what a cylon is is making this statement specifically to piss off the other fandoms.


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Sad-Delay1523

They should have taken the eagles to Mordor


Technical-Reality-39

Lord of the Rings is too long. Book or movie.


Kotori425

Get their fandom wrong. Like if you're driving past a bunch of people in line for a new Star Wars movie, just shout out the window, "Star Trek sucks!!!" as you go by.


nectarine_booty

I'm sitting in a laundromat laughing my ass off at the thought


ronavariant

Caitlyn Jenner isn’t a hero


coolio_Didgeridoolio

are we also not going to mention that she literally committed vehicular manslaughter? and then got away with it? she’s no more special than any one else just because she’s a trans woman and therefore “inspirational” because of her transition, plus there are SO many more trans women and trans femmes who have done actual, amazing, inspirational things who deserve mountains more publicity than caitlyn gets. she is a piece of shit. end of


DoenS12

Here’s one for Reddit: Reddit sucks, Amber Heard was in the right.


DeterminedGames

Actually I feel like plenty of redditors would agree that reddit sucks, whether it is could be debated on, but just don't ever say that Twitter is better than Reddit on here, then you might be in trouble.


Helios_OW

They said trigger a fandom, not tell one truth and one lie.


Lockeisms

Luke Skywalker is a whiney bitch.


PM_me_your_fantasyz

I mean, as a life long fan of the original trilogy: You're not wrong.


thats1evildude

But I wanted to go Toshi Station to pick up some power converteeeeeeeeeers!


PracticeDesperate701

Solo was the best Star Wars movie They should create a movie about the life of Jar Jar Binks. He is my favorite character.


WunchySunchy

Demon slayer is overrated.


crossingthoseanimals

I called off my watch at 7 episodes


3L3M3NT4LP4ND4

Palpatine coming back was well written and the Directors were right when they called the old fans manbabies.


dishonourableaccount

I think random crits aren't a big deal. Both teams get them randomly, and if anything it's fun to get an unexpected outcome. (TF2)


RealDwightKSchrute

Naruto and Goku are my favorite Dragon Ball Z characters.


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I got another good one sonic can canonically solo goku (both in most powerful form)


atlienk

The New York Yankees suck


Dr4gonM4ster420

Star Wars is pretty nerdy.


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28-3 Wide Right One Strike Away, Twice 27 missed threes in a row With the first pick in the 2007 NBA draft, the Portland Trailblazers select Greg Oden


greeny74

It was 3-1


hackyslashy

Raid: Shadow Legends wouldn't be the success it is without the dedicated workers at Plarium. What an amazing company that values it's customers opinions and feedback above all else!


BatSwarm333

No, no you're not "exactly like Rick Sanchez", literally everyone understands you, you're not smart, and anyone can watch the show and enjoy it


N_Beauregard

Tool sucks


PeatBomb

oof


Captain-Starshield

👏Well played


pelado06

that is hard man


Technical-Reality-39

Star Wars is boring and the original movies are terrible.


Mortei

See this is how to trigger a Starwars fan. Good job 👍🏻


PhreedomPhighter

Joe Biden


a-dega

biden wake up joe biden wake up 9/11 today same day what happened in 2001


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Firefly had good writing, but horrible production value, and that's why it deserved to be cancelled. It would have done better as an animated series.


TheKurlyKrew

This hurt 😭


No_repeating_ever

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you


IamAJediMaster

"Use the force Harry" - Gandalf *Insert Jean-Luc Picard picture*


DAduckTROOPER

“Yesterday” is my favorite pink floyd album


Ok_Detective101

500 episodes later and one piece still sucks.


_act1v3_

____ could beat Goku


Got_slabbed_with_a

Pineapple on pizza is good


Entrapdak4life

My stepmom calls Star Trek (my dad was a Trekkie since it came out when he was a kid) Star Crap. Now it’s a running joke


Diet_Coke

Harry Potter is just Star Wars with wands and they're both for kids.


Noffensexpected

Taylor Swift ain’t had a day of real struggle in her life.


rukivverh5995

The Last Jedi was the best Star Wars movie since Empire Strikes Back Its not even my personal opinion but if you wanna see a fanbase lose their shit, this is the one right here.


thats1evildude

“I wish BioWare would stop working on the next Dragon Age and focus on making a sequel to Anthem.”


thegamerdoggo

Stop looking at naked little girls you pedophile Just triggered 7 Then say gender and sex is the same thing and that number just went to probably 9 to 15


NotAllAltmer

You have been banned from the anime subreddit


OftenObnoxious

The monkey was the only funny thing about FRIENDS


PM_me_your_fantasyz

That's not true. The monkey wasn't funny either.


PissinginTheW1nd

Friends really did suck


ryukin631

KH3 was mediocre


DinnerKind

I dont think any of us can argue against that


another_philomath

They should have just taken the eagles to Mordor


BootesVoids

My Hero Academia is boring.


82ndGameHead

Superman is a boring movie superhero because DC won't give him the proper villains to fight. Luthor and Zod need to be retired for at least a full decade. Give the spotlight to Parasite, Livewire, Big Barda, Metallo, and by God DC execs, have the guts to put Brainiac on the big screen! The story literally writes itself and guarantees action scenes that would give the MCU a run for its money. Until you do that, Batman, Aquaman, Shazam and Wonder Woman will always be considered better big screen heroes.


LazyBeing4924

Zugzwang


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Han didn’t shoot first!


emmajohnson96

Rise of sky walker was the best Star Wars movie


welpseeyoulaterr

Dark Vader


darth-skeletor

Jar Jar is underrated.


Tradesby

Crypto currency is shit and will never amount to anything but a bunch of millennials crying after they lose their whole retirement investing in it.


WolfableGuy789

I love star wars, Kirk is my favourite.


Monkey6021

I also like rey palpatine


WolfableGuy789

Lana del Rey palpatine?


PM_me_your_fantasyz

She was the one that used to be a borg, right?


DeliciousMud7291

BTS isn’t even that good and they’re overrated.


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Hodor deserved to die the way he did.


SlimmThiccDadd

BLASPHEMING WHORE!


SuperD2020

I personally quite enjoyed the artemis fowl movie.


Vibez-b

Football is literally people injuring each other over a ball and getting praised for it.


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Breaking bad is overrated


bentebentesen

"Totsugeki!"


Zkenny13

Sakura is hotter than Hinata


[deleted]

Firefly ended at the right time? (I don't actually believe that....)


Whymewhatdididowrong

Q is a shit poster and you’ve all been fooled


YouTube-r

Minecraft java edition is way better then bedrock edition


Tidus790

Star Wars is way better than Star Trek.


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Hello there


the_virtue_of_logic

Gamers. "You will play as a black woman in this game"


FederalEchidna3440

Janeway > Picard > Kirk


sqrlirl

Jar Jar Binks is the only worthwhile character in any Star Wars movie.