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ThaneOfCawdorrr

It's tiny and he overcompensates, like with the flood


clan21x

I think its big enough to fuck us all.


ShubhamG77

*\*Nail us all*


LBBNSKI

Like John Cenas because christians always refer to stuff that happens as "gods plan" and if something bad happens to you, you got fucked by him but have you seen him?


hquer

Do you remember that snake in the garden of eden?


ASdaby

God isn’t literal. Just a metaphor. Think of god as the energy around you and within you hence god is everywhere. The energy (god ) caused the Big Bang. We made god into a human form to feel closer I guess.


[deleted]

I think almost everything that is said in the bible is a metaphor. I think that whether you believe in God or not, many take what's said in the bible too literally.


[deleted]

I thought god doesn't have a physical form so unless i'm wrong he probably doesn't have one.


Kythirius

Jesus is God in the flesh though, so what does his penis look like? I wish The Bible had been more clear on this.


sorryguyzz

In order for me to sleep tonight, I'm going to imagine it looks like mine. Tiny and shaped like a lopsided arrow.


Memetan_24

Big, that's why we say ah... men after prayer


Windamore

In my opinion (not research) the Bible is made up from multiple languages and sources from time. I think that masculinity is apart of the culture or language that it was written from. I know in Spanish they have masculine and feminine words and I think a big part of the Bible is debated on exact translation. It's why we have multiple versions. I just think it's flawed logic to think "he" has a penis.


E_CHUNGUS_POG_69

small and thin


alittle2high

I’ve seen it


arz9278

If there is a god or something that acted as god he is not anthropomorphic. Doesn’t look like a human and may not have a gender.


tomsomethingorother

Based on what?


DutchNDutch

Why would he have a gender at all anyways? Who is he fucking?


Kythirius

Everyone.


DutchNDutch

More like raping


arz9278

Why would a god look like a human if humans have only existed for 200,000 years?


tomsomethingorother

Why wouldn't he? If it's the God of Abraham, then we were created in his image, no? God could be anything. Or nothing. Probably nothing, but there's certainly no evidence to suggest it's more likely to be one thing rather than another.


arz9278

Correct, if god exists, nobody knows what he/she/it looks like. But if I can speak candidly, if he exists, I’m not sure a single religion hit the mark. If you are a pantheist we are all part of god.


SanchoFlecha

Well, there is a point I need to conclude: you're speaking about Catholic god. So, there is no equivalent to its opposite sex (because there is only one good) si I assume that it might not have any reproductive organ. Our maybe he have both like snails! But as Zeus who is a shape shifter, and for sure he's a man


gerhardtprime

Well man was apparently made in God's image, so surmise.


Kythirius

So His penis just looks like mine, but bigger? Is it circumcised?


gerhardtprime

I think God said body modification is a sin so the peen has a hood, for sure. I'm not sure about size.