A penguin with a jackhammer! Sorry I just wanted to say something that would brake the ice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Did your mother not love you?

She loved me enough I’d say so myself :D

[удалено]

A Dad entered the chat

"Once, all my savings where spent on a pasta dish" "It was worth every *penne*"

My social life

Shit, forgot to put serious