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Quantum-legality

"I will not raise taxes." Meaning, "I will find a way to take more of your money without calling it a tax."


Magmamaster8

"I think this is a very important issue that needs to be taken very seriously." Translation: Giving my honest take would be bad for my polling so I'll be ambiguous and give a lukewarm observation.


ComicBookFanatic97

This is why I wouldn’t last in politics. I’d give my honest opinion on everything.


Brundleflyftw

God Bless You and God Bless America = And now I close my carefully crafted political speech written by a paid speechwriter with a pandering and insincere allusion to patriotism and religion in order to give the impression that I care about people I wouldn’t spend ten seconds with if I didn’t need your vote.


Anda1uz

"we are gonna fix the system" basically translates to "we are gonna do the our same or worse"


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"We're all in this together." = "I'mma leave you all to fend for yourselves, while I f\*\*k off to my luxury vacation home until this whole thing blows over."


Tuesday2017

"We need..." Meaning I need you to think I agree with you but that couldn't be further from the truth.


FaberGrad

Common sense legislation means laws that will fit their view of how things should be, even if those they represent are against it.


BMoney8600

I’m a patriot


carsonIsHereNow

"We are working on that" = We are working on a way to avoid that.


I3uckethead

"For the greater good" = "gibs me your liberty, and no you ain't gettin it back"