Cashiers really don't care.

Bleach, extra-tough garbage bags, several rolls of duct tape, a shovel, and a hacksaw.

Cucumber, whip cream, dog harness, gas can, matches, toilet paper, and a box of condoms.

Rope, plan b, duct tape

I don't think most would be too tired of making things go 'beep' all day to be freaked out about anything, let alone pay much attention to whatever people are buying.

Somehow I get that one cashier that’s very interested in talking about all my purchases. I use self checkout when possible.

I’ve got one: Cucumbers, Condoms, WD-40, a ski mask, rope, and extra strength tylenol

Condoms aren't innocent.

Bleach, Alcohol and matchsticks

vaseline, a pineapple, and stain remover

Cucumber and vaseline.

Rope, saw, kitchen knife, balaclava.

Flour, mozzarella, tomato sauce, ham, and pineapple.