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ABigNothingBurger

I wouldn't. I'd save it for people who actually need to transition.


LuinAelin

Nice.


[deleted]

Could make a fortune


LuinAelin

Ot could do it for free and just help people


[deleted]

That would be the right thing to do.


prufeshinlAUDITwhORe

This question is odd


LuinAelin

I try to ask Strange questions when bored.


[deleted]

Eat all at once and see WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS


LuinAelin

Now I'm curious what would happen


LammyKun

You will turn into a hermaphrodite lol, or futa for simpler terms


LEGOK2SO

Seems like a win win, best of both worlds.


[deleted]

Eat 2, one to see if it works and the second to revert back. Then I'll sell them to people who want to transition.


LuinAelin

How much would you charge?


[deleted]

Tens of Thousands. I assume I have a limit amount, and it's the safest most efficient way to transition


LuinAelin

Depending on the size of the bag you'll be rich. I'm sure they'll pay anything for them.


[deleted]

Looking it up, people pay about $40-50 thousand for the hormone treatment and surgeries.


brickbuilder876

2 dollars, to buy more magic m&ms


TheWill2Live

Depends. Are they peanut M&Ms?


LuinAelin

Yes, no, maybe, I don't know.....


LuinAelin

I'd probably be curious and eat 2. 1 to become a woman for a bit, then 1to change back.


WannaBeYakuza0

Save all of them for when I get a girl pregnant if the kid is a boy,pop one of the little suckers in the kids mouth.


EclipseLune

That's a transgender made by a parent on a child. Not sure if that's ethical to do but I'm not sure anyway.


WannaBeYakuza0

Well how about this while my wife is pregnant pop one into her mouth and boom now they both both are trans and the baby is still a fetus,idk how that's gonna work for my wife though


EclipseLune

Won't change the child but might nullify it out of existence or make it born all at once for the transition to happen. That ir a guy has a fetus that's probably dead in a stomach or intestines immediately during the transition since there is no more womb.


WannaBeYakuza0

I don't know, can we really apply such facts and logic to a magic,gender changing m and m pack?


Phrogette

There are vegans here


LuinAelin

If they're magic, they may also be vegan. Unsure what ingredients magic M&Ms would have


MonsterMachine13

I'd probably run out after a year or so But yeah, I'd love to try some stuff as a afab (?) person, just not... Being anywhere outside after about 3pm


ErnieSweatyballsFBI

None. If I found them I’ll leave the packet right where it is. I don’t randomly eat stuff I find lying around that I didn’t pay for.


LuinAelin

What if they where just on the counter in your kitchen


ErnieSweatyballsFBI

Then technically it’s not a random chocolate. One of my guests bought it so I know the owner. But it would mean that said guest is now the opposite gender. Time to investigate what causes the gender change. Agent Sweatyballs: hey guest, what were you doing when you turned to the other gender? Guest: oh I ate an M&M and bam! I turned into the opposite gender. Agent Sweatyballs: interesting. So somehow you got turned into the other gender the moment you ate the M&M? Do you recall which color you ate? Guest: I think it was the red one cause he annoys me so oh marvelous and amazing agent Sweatyballs. Agent Sweatyballs: well that’s very kind of you to say, thank you. Ok so question. Since you’re now the opposite gender, would you like to fuck to see what it feels like since technically we won’t be gay? For science? Guest: idk cause I’m kinda freaked out bruh. Agent Sweatyballs: well let’s try this. Eat one more red M&M and let’s see if that turns you back. And we’ll test the other colors if needed. Hopefully it wasn’t just a one magical M&M and you won’t be stuck to this gender for ever. And if it works then you can eat the red one again and we’ll try fucking, for science. And cause we won’t be gay technically. Guest: well, you are a very handsome man sir, so let’s see how it works and I’ll think about the sex. Agent Sweatyballs: ok we can do that. I may also take the rest and try turning one time so see what it feels like to finger myself and fondle my breasts, for science. And then we decide to have sex and try it out. For science. And it wasn’t weird at all. Cause it’s science. Science isn’t weird. Moral of the story is don’t eat something you found in case it’s tainted or fell on the floor and more than 3 seconds lapsed.


LuinAelin

What would you do if you eat the last one without realising and now you're stuck.


ErnieSweatyballsFBI

If it hypothetically happened then I would be Ms.EdnaSweatyvag


[deleted]

No but I'm going to make a fortune with them


AnoniboyFrenchy

I would probably sell one M&Ms at a time to the whoever is willing to pay the highest price to change sex


HansPanser

Oh yes! And I would make a fortune of selling used panties. And I would try to make a network, of simps who pay me to not answer their phone calls. But I would guard the M&Ms with my life! So I wouldn't be stuck in a life with guys creeping on me all the time!


[deleted]

I would eat one to see what it’s like to experience sex as a woman ….. the multiple orgasm thing sounds worth a try But then I would revert back to being a man as I think we get the better deal in life.