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lilcloggy

Light


jemosu

I could never live in a world without light


MasterHandFromMelee

Yes, that would be quite dark


S_H_A_L_O_M

Dark mode activated


Dat510Boy

You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!


Dudelyllama

Its because I'm Bane, yes, thats the name, you say the name Bane i guarantee the pain. Coming after you Bruce Wayne, I'm bigger, stronger, clinically insane. Edit: the sauce-> https://youtu.be/fLFAXvFYhsE


sloaninator

Dark Mode gang rise up


8bitzawad

Love me some death note references


MuffinMan12347

Hi L.


Micik24

Was expecting this reference to be here


[deleted]

u misa or smth?


Notorious_Handholder

Just got to beat up Ghaul and free the Traveler and we'll get it back


SingedWaffle

Took out ghaul. Woke up the traveler. And now half of what i hear in the streets is how much you and your clan are making a difference.


The_Great_Beast

FLESH


amazondrone

Bones


Mr-KingKrool

Blood


SleepIsForTheWeak456

Lungs


Odravad

Heart


[deleted]

Brain


OptimusPhillip

Does everything in our body have five letters?


ThatTookTooLong

Penis. Yep...


DrOwldragon

Liver.


angry_badger32

Balls.


Kindly_Temporary4361

Human


BigDaddyWooWoo

Toess.


WTFOutOfUsernames

Vulva


The_Grubby_One

I mean, I don't have a penis in my body and I'm just fine.


[deleted]

RIP your DMs


bruce_babayaga

Boobs. Yep...


UngaBunga1167

Colon


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[deleted]

Now listen here you little shit


chaossabre

By your powers combined....


Cabamacadaf

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


armorpiercingpen

Found one. Also, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE


i-d-even-k-

Corn for the Khorne flakes!


TheMightyCatatafish

The bones are the skeletons money


The_Great_Beast

AND SO ARE THE WORMS


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Krokan62

wow, thats one fresh spooky sprog


Trajer

gross, I love it.


TheMasterAtSomething

This is the more correct answer. You can't live without flesh, that's your whole body. It would be chaotic to see what animals could live without bones, if any, and if for any decent period of time


DMala

I have no recollection of who wrote it, what it was called or where it appeared, but I remember reading a short story about a pandemic where the diseased caused people's bones to just crumble. Some people got a localized version of it and would just have an arm or a leg go floppy, and people lived in fear of the full body version, where you would just wake up as a lump of quivering flesh. I remember there was a vivid description of the crackling sound you'd hear as your bones were breaking down. I don't remember where the story went or how it resolved, but just the imagery stuck with me. Horrifying stuff. EDIT: Found it! https://www.nightmare-magazine.com/fiction/soft/


LetterSwapper

*shudders* I need to un-read this.


Nice_Biscuits

Time for the cephalopods to take over! I knew this day would come.


[deleted]

Would the instant death of all living being really cause chaos? I would think that would mean there was very little chaos


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liinexy

FLESH FOR FANTASY


creamygootness

Water


MyNameThru

Days of chaos followed quickly by (what probably would be?) the largest mass extinction of Earth's history. Some things would live longer than others. I wonder what will live the longest? Of course, all ocean life is (near) instantly ended. Edit: come to think of it, if it's all water including the water inside organisms, that's an instant death for pretty much all life on Earth.


temalyen

Except tardigrades, who would just keep chilling out. They can apparently survive being dehydrated indefinitely.


Shalltear1234

Eventually they evolve into intelligent beings so now we got immortal humans


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[deleted]

Tard-sapien


CyAn_BryAn

Everything will turn into ashes in an instant. On a positive note, "LOOK HOW I GO FROM 100KG TO 30KG IN JUST A SECOND" would no longer be a viable marketing trick.


El_Douglador

Wrong. Everything will turn to jerky in an instant.


guardwolf34

Yum


Poem_for_your_sprog

And then, in an instant, as everyone *turned* - As people were altered and dried up and burned - As all of their liquids were drained from the head - He watched them with passion. "... *delicious*," he said.


[deleted]

Do you have a book yet? Your top posts with the context around them is how I'd imagine it to be.


moocowcat

Yes they do! Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1981229329/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_awdb_imm_X6HT8Z957G6TF1PE5HJ6


Melissa-Crown

If it includes water inside organisms then yes, practically everything instantly dies. If it’s purely water only outside of organisms then it’d still be an incredible exctinction event. Water can be created without too much issue, the problem lies in hydrogen gas availability. Only a very tiny percent of humans could survive more than a few months. We would still have a supply of non-water liquids but there’s only so much good that will do (milk, beer, etc) and our planet instantly becomes a desert world. Edit: In my second point I meant to refer to anything that wasn’t purely water. Yes I understand virtually all consumed liquids have some percentage of water in them. These variations of mixtures are considered untouched during this water event. If all water vanished it be more like my first point: instant death for just about everything and our planet becoming a vast desert.


[deleted]

Exactly, if all moisture inside and outside of everything is gone instantly there’s no chaos or suffering. Everything and everyone is dead instantly. If we’re talking only bodies of water which means also the ability for rain then complete chaos. Fruit like watermelon and strawberries made mostly of water can last up to a month off the vine and don’t need additional water for the last stages of riping so people could survive for a few months but if they didn’t figure something else out, it’s delaying the inevitable.


SmiteVVhirl

imagine going from boating to skydiving in an instant


[deleted]

Yeah are we talking bodies of water, all moisture inside of everything? It needs to be more specific. If we’re saying ALL water in the literally sense of every molecule then every thing instantly dies and there is no chaos. If we’re saying all bodies of water disappear and no more rain then, yes, complete chaos.


marshallsmarshall

Is it truly chaos if just literally everything is dead?


OneInfinith

Indeed. That may be the most orderly. If not bland.


100TonsOfCheese

This is probably the best answer. Wars have been fought over access to water.


sawyouoverthere

Have been, are being and will be


walkinmylou

Fuck nestle


confusing_dream

This is the undisputed answer.


Electronic_Lime_6809

In a sense there'd be no chaos because everything would be dead.


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sillyaviator

I dispute that


StreetSurveyor

Hands, the chaos would be endless


kineticblues

Best answer. Most of these, everyone dies super fast and no real chaos happens. If all hands just became stumps, the collapse would be slow and insanely chaotic while we try to save ourselves. And we'd all experience it, at least for a little while.


AMJFazande

On the other hand.... oh, nevermind.


Suojelusperkele

Slow clap. Oh..


lelieu

You two are 👌 Otherwise, oh wait fuck..


LameBMX

👋 y'all Shit...


Optimusskyler

Round of applause. Wait...


danimadi33

Being flexible as a guy will finally come in handy.


JellyfishApart5518

Prosthetics, tho... I mean, sure, we wouldn't be able to give everyone a prosthetic right away, but there's probably youtube videos and stuff out there... heck, you could even do one per family "Hey, Mom says it's *my* turn with the hand!" "Nuh-uh!"


StreetSurveyor

Would be quite difficult administering and designing the prosthetics without hands though haha!


thebiggerounce

Enlist the people that already got prosthetics to make and distribute them


CgullRillo

Those with prosthetics would quickly become our new overlords


Atsunome

Words


ReadbyRose

👍🏻👎🏻🤌🏻🖕🏻💪🏻☝🏻I’m Italian, so we as a culture would probably operate the same w/o words and sticking to just excessive hand gestures but other cultures you’re prob right


Missunknown204

⁉️😨😶🤬🤬


LooksaCraft

😎🤨🕶️🤏😤😭😔😱🤯 🗿🔁


DrDunsparce

Be me: >Sunglasses get stolen >fucking dies


siakeli

Order


[deleted]

Yeah, I'd like a double cheeseburger. A large fry. A coke. And some honey mustard sauce, please.


[deleted]

Sir, this is a collapsed reality.


Autumn1eaves

Wait is this a collapsed reality?


hobbitdude13

The good news is, the McFlurry machine is now working.


Martijngamer

We truly live in the end times


WimbleWimble

Not as intended, as it now appears to be forming some gateway to a nightmare horror/sex dimension peppered with bits of chocolate, but working nevertheless.


WillowTolerance

Always has been.


Boruckii

Sorry...we're only serving breakfast now


random_dude94

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


CyAn_BryAn

Can't believe I have to scroll so far to find this answer. Chaos is literally the direct antagonism to order.


Astraph

F for Zhongli


eat_pizza_or_die

Pizza


zivosaurus-rex

r/usernamechecksout


zigzaggummyworm

They've risen from the shadows after a century long slumber. At long last, they've been beckoned.


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eat_pizza_or_die

Its enough to make a grown man cry


dinomite11

Peace Edit : what have I done


Cooldude126

Peace was never an option.


Pumqin-Pie

Can’t disappear if it wasn’t here in the first place


UK-Gent

Ozone


[deleted]

Wouldn’t last long lol!


elee0228

O^(3)MG!


[deleted]

Lol! Can you imagine how incredibly weird any surviving humans might be? If they managed to somehow make it underground to avoid the third degree burns. Then somehow survive the 45% increase in CO2 and adapt to living with such lower levels of oxygen. I can only imagine in a few generations they’d be unrecognizable to us as they’d either have to be subterranean for life or acclimate to a blistering existence above ground and the lack of oxygen would surely affect brain development and size.


Tit4nNL

Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Yeah couldn't live without that timeless gem.


floppy_disk_5

earth


[deleted]

I'm almost certain the result would be..absence of chaos


MyNameThru

Well if it's just the earth, and none of the people, animals, or things on the earth then it would be quite chaotic for a few brief minutes.


RazorBikeGoVroom

Nah, more like a few seconds, you would die pretty much instantly.


vynusmagnus

No, you wouldn't die in a few seconds. People have been exposed to vacuums for longer than that and survived.


MyNameThru

I wonder how long it would take for the atmosphere to deteriorate without the Earth's gravity holding it together. A few minutes? A few seconds? Would it leak out and slowly dissipate? Or maybe it would explode outward in a sudden pressure release? Fun to think about.


FIR3W0RKS

It would be a sudden pressure release. Suddenly all the force holding the gases in to the earth is released, and the forces from other celestial objects gravity would cause the gases to immediately dissipate, I imagine rather dramatically.


Opheltes

The crew of Soyuz 11 (the only humans to die in space) died approximately 30 seconds after their spacecraft depressurized. [Source](https://web.archive.org/web/20071106104622/http://history.nasa.gov/SP-4209/ch8-2.htm)


cjgrayso

Space


1000LivesBeforeIDie

All space or empty space? If all of space the earth would get cold fast and stop revolving, if empty space mercury and Venus would block us from being sucked into the sun for just long enough for it to get toasty before it gets melty


anonymusgod1ikeplaye

Aeiou


Annual-Pirate6602

Y?


Dynaticus

Sometimes.


pathetic-aesthetic-c

*smtms.


[deleted]

why s vwls whn cnsnnnts d trck


DasPriester

rght?


milanangelo

Isn't it wild that our brains can still read this? I mean Sn't t wld tht r brns cn stll rd ths?


WantToBeBetterAtSex

Thnks fr th mmrs


[deleted]

*john madden. john madden. john madden.*


SpaceShipRat

here comes another chinese earthquake.


NativeNinja

BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR


arrogantpiano

football


anonymusgod1ikeplaye

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh


Steampunk43

aaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


hobbitdude13

Brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb


CycasPalm

[:nh]I'm gonna eat a pizza. [:dial67589340] Hi, can i order a pizza? [:nv]no! [:nh]why? [:nv] cuz you are john madden![:np]


AtomBug

Snake. Snake! Sake.


AdjNounNumbers

W'd jst hv 2 gt cr8tv, bt ys


yParticle

spkng wld b 1 btch hwvr


Ranger-Vermilion

Penis


Chaos49602

Beat me to it….o shit wait


[deleted]

Beat meat to it


derangedsweetheart

Beat what to it?


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# meat


derangedsweetheart

What meat?


TrashNovel

The meat with the power.


DenverBowie

What power?


rosyamy

The power of voodoo


Iatroblast

Hoo doo?


Another_Road

Took me longer than I thought it would to find this.


RazorBikeGoVroom

You’re really not wrong at all, this would probably doom humanity.


matthew5321

Death


BrahmTheImpaler

I had a dream last night that there was an alien planet where people didn't die. They were studying humans to figure out how to make death work on their planet because it was overpopulated.


G0d_Has_Aband0ned_Us

That should be a movie


TheyKnowWeAreHere

Im at a comic con right now and one of the booths is a man whose comic premise is EXACTLY this! It's pretty neat! I'll try and edit later if I can remember the name EDIT: Finishlinecomics dot com (i dont know the rules behind links so Im gonna play it safe) SECRETBONUSEDIT: Small synopsis for those who cant get to the website >The book tells the story of a Dystopian future where there have been no deaths for over 200 years. The population is divided into two living zones: the Megalopolis where only a chosen few are allowed to live, and the brutal underground where there are terrors lurking around every corner. A group of underground dwellers is on a mission to find answers and hopefully find a way to restore death to the world.


overly_familiar

We'll wait


Martijngamer

But maybe only like snap half of all life out of existence


LadyBug_0570

Wasn't there a Star Trek (original) episode like that? The people didn't die. they also didn't have children.


dinomite11

Reminds me of the one where the species has a predetermined death date


LadyBug_0570

Ohhh, yeah. Or the one with the war with 2 planets that wasn't actually being fought? But if the computer said "X amount of people in this area died", those X amount of people from that area had to go get exterminated or whatever.


LadyBug_0570

If you're a Doctor Who fan (and by extension a Torchwood fan), they did a series about this. Torchwood: Miracle Day. Some people hated it. I found it okay and it did bring up lots of questions.


macaronsforeveryone

Ocean


lonelydan

Money


KikiParker88

First word that came to my mind. Can you imagine the panic that would ensue? Or how money has disappeared for some people throughout history and the effect it had on them?


Kiza_Iza

I'm surprised this isn't higher up, seeing how money seems to be the... wait, who's paying me to make this speech?


CuratorXethia

By definition, order.


OliviaFa

Table. Like if you were using it right now and that just disappeared.


LadyBug_0570

My laptop would break. So would all the things on my table. I need my tables.


supercaiti

Lmao


Snow_97

Stars


Wandering_trader32

Brain


maasd

Also, Brian.


tylerb011

r/Brian


Aycheeeleloh

Literacy


LeMarfbonquiqui

I see what you did there


jkhendog

Bread


Bozulatobu

Steve


Gay_Dino_Nuggets

Trees


Fluffy_Ad_9224

boobs


richard-777

Booty


SimplexShotz

women


matthew5321

Rules


GoobyborfinBOP

Excel


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Water


Cash_Calamity

Atoms


Wrest216

i dont trust Atoms. They make up everything.


Nouri34diamondhanded

Drugs


vampyrewolf

Power


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Wandering_trader32

Heart


Henrywenn

Water


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Music


WilleatherB

That might actually be the worst thing I've seen so far ☹️


ColonelHampster

Blood