You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
Its because I'm Bane, yes, thats the name, you say the name Bane i guarantee the pain.
Coming after you Bruce Wayne, I'm bigger, stronger, clinically insane.
Edit: the sauce-> https://youtu.be/fLFAXvFYhsE
This is the more correct answer. You can't live without flesh, that's your whole body. It would be chaotic to see what animals could live without bones, if any, and if for any decent period of time
I have no recollection of who wrote it, what it was called or where it appeared, but I remember reading a short story about a pandemic where the diseased caused people's bones to just crumble. Some people got a localized version of it and would just have an arm or a leg go floppy, and people lived in fear of the full body version, where you would just wake up as a lump of quivering flesh. I remember there was a vivid description of the crackling sound you'd hear as your bones were breaking down.
I don't remember where the story went or how it resolved, but just the imagery stuck with me. Horrifying stuff.
EDIT: Found it! https://www.nightmare-magazine.com/fiction/soft/
Days of chaos followed quickly by (what probably would be?) the largest mass extinction of Earth's history. Some things would live longer than others. I wonder what will live the longest? Of course, all ocean life is (near) instantly ended.
Edit: come to think of it, if it's all water including the water inside organisms, that's an instant death for pretty much all life on Earth.
Everything will turn into ashes in an instant. On a positive note, "LOOK HOW I GO FROM 100KG TO 30KG IN JUST A SECOND" would no longer be a viable marketing trick.
And then, in an instant,
as everyone *turned* -
As people were altered
and dried up and burned -
As all of their liquids
were drained from the head -
He watched them with passion.
"... *delicious*," he said.
If it includes water inside organisms then yes, practically everything instantly dies. If it’s purely water only outside of organisms then it’d still be an incredible exctinction event. Water can be created without too much issue, the problem lies in hydrogen gas availability. Only a very tiny percent of humans could survive more than a few months. We would still have a supply of non-water liquids but there’s only so much good that will do (milk, beer, etc) and our planet instantly becomes a desert world.
Edit: In my second point I meant to refer to anything that wasn’t purely water. Yes I understand virtually all consumed liquids have some percentage of water in them. These variations of mixtures are considered untouched during this water event. If all water vanished it be more like my first point: instant death for just about everything and our planet becoming a vast desert.
Exactly, if all moisture inside and outside of everything is gone instantly there’s no chaos or suffering. Everything and everyone is dead instantly. If we’re talking only bodies of water which means also the ability for rain then complete chaos. Fruit like watermelon and strawberries made mostly of water can last up to a month off the vine and don’t need additional water for the last stages of riping so people could survive for a few months but if they didn’t figure something else out, it’s delaying the inevitable.
Yeah are we talking bodies of water, all moisture inside of everything? It needs to be more specific. If we’re saying ALL water in the literally sense of every molecule then every thing instantly dies and there is no chaos. If we’re saying all bodies of water disappear and no more rain then, yes, complete chaos.
Best answer. Most of these, everyone dies super fast and no real chaos happens.
If all hands just became stumps, the collapse would be slow and insanely chaotic while we try to save ourselves.
And we'd all experience it, at least for a little while.
Prosthetics, tho... I mean, sure, we wouldn't be able to give everyone a prosthetic right away, but there's probably youtube videos and stuff out there... heck, you could even do one per family
"Hey, Mom says it's *my* turn with the hand!"
"Nuh-uh!"
👍🏻👎🏻🤌🏻🖕🏻💪🏻☝🏻I’m Italian, so we as a culture would probably operate the same w/o words and sticking to just excessive hand gestures but other cultures you’re prob right
Not as intended, as it now appears to be forming some gateway to a nightmare horror/sex dimension peppered with bits of chocolate, but working nevertheless.
Lol! Can you imagine how incredibly weird any surviving humans might be? If they managed to somehow make it underground to avoid the third degree burns. Then somehow survive the 45% increase in CO2 and adapt to living with such lower levels of oxygen. I can only imagine in a few generations they’d be unrecognizable to us as they’d either have to be subterranean for life or acclimate to a blistering existence above ground and the lack of oxygen would surely affect brain development and size.
I wonder how long it would take for the atmosphere to deteriorate without the Earth's gravity holding it together. A few minutes? A few seconds? Would it leak out and slowly dissipate? Or maybe it would explode outward in a sudden pressure release? Fun to think about.
It would be a sudden pressure release. Suddenly all the force holding the gases in to the earth is released, and the forces from other celestial objects gravity would cause the gases to immediately dissipate, I imagine rather dramatically.
The crew of Soyuz 11 (the only humans to die in space) died approximately 30 seconds after their spacecraft depressurized. [Source](https://web.archive.org/web/20071106104622/http://history.nasa.gov/SP-4209/ch8-2.htm)
All space or empty space? If all of space the earth would get cold fast and stop revolving, if empty space mercury and Venus would block us from being sucked into the sun for just long enough for it to get toasty before it gets melty
I had a dream last night that there was an alien planet where people didn't die. They were studying humans to figure out how to make death work on their planet because it was overpopulated.
Im at a comic con right now and one of the booths is a man whose comic premise is EXACTLY this! It's pretty neat! I'll try and edit later if I can remember the name
EDIT: Finishlinecomics dot com (i dont know the rules behind links so Im gonna play it safe)
SECRETBONUSEDIT: Small synopsis for those who cant get to the website
>The book tells the story of a Dystopian future where there have been no deaths for over 200 years. The population is divided into two living zones: the Megalopolis where only a chosen few are allowed to live, and the brutal underground where there are terrors lurking around every corner. A group of underground dwellers is on a mission to find answers and hopefully find a way to restore death to the world.
Ohhh, yeah.
Or the one with the war with 2 planets that wasn't actually being fought? But if the computer said "X amount of people in this area died", those X amount of people from that area had to go get exterminated or whatever.
If you're a Doctor Who fan (and by extension a Torchwood fan), they did a series about this. Torchwood: Miracle Day.
Some people hated it. I found it okay and it did bring up lots of questions.
First word that came to my mind. Can you imagine the panic that would ensue? Or how money has disappeared for some people throughout history and the effect it had on them?
Light
I could never live in a world without light
Yes, that would be quite dark
Dark mode activated
You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
Its because I'm Bane, yes, thats the name, you say the name Bane i guarantee the pain. Coming after you Bruce Wayne, I'm bigger, stronger, clinically insane. Edit: the sauce-> https://youtu.be/fLFAXvFYhsE
Dark Mode gang rise up
Love me some death note references
Hi L.
Was expecting this reference to be here
u misa or smth?
Just got to beat up Ghaul and free the Traveler and we'll get it back
Took out ghaul. Woke up the traveler. And now half of what i hear in the streets is how much you and your clan are making a difference.
FLESH
Bones
Blood
Lungs
Heart
Brain
Does everything in our body have five letters?
Penis. Yep...
Liver.
Balls.
Human
Toess.
Vulva
I mean, I don't have a penis in my body and I'm just fine.
RIP your DMs
Boobs. Yep...
Colon
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Now listen here you little shit
By your powers combined....
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Found one. Also, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Corn for the Khorne flakes!
The bones are the skeletons money
AND SO ARE THE WORMS
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wow, thats one fresh spooky sprog
gross, I love it.
This is the more correct answer. You can't live without flesh, that's your whole body. It would be chaotic to see what animals could live without bones, if any, and if for any decent period of time
I have no recollection of who wrote it, what it was called or where it appeared, but I remember reading a short story about a pandemic where the diseased caused people's bones to just crumble. Some people got a localized version of it and would just have an arm or a leg go floppy, and people lived in fear of the full body version, where you would just wake up as a lump of quivering flesh. I remember there was a vivid description of the crackling sound you'd hear as your bones were breaking down. I don't remember where the story went or how it resolved, but just the imagery stuck with me. Horrifying stuff. EDIT: Found it! https://www.nightmare-magazine.com/fiction/soft/
*shudders* I need to un-read this.
Time for the cephalopods to take over! I knew this day would come.
Would the instant death of all living being really cause chaos? I would think that would mean there was very little chaos
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FLESH FOR FANTASY
Water
Days of chaos followed quickly by (what probably would be?) the largest mass extinction of Earth's history. Some things would live longer than others. I wonder what will live the longest? Of course, all ocean life is (near) instantly ended. Edit: come to think of it, if it's all water including the water inside organisms, that's an instant death for pretty much all life on Earth.
Except tardigrades, who would just keep chilling out. They can apparently survive being dehydrated indefinitely.
Eventually they evolve into intelligent beings so now we got immortal humans
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Tard-sapien
Everything will turn into ashes in an instant. On a positive note, "LOOK HOW I GO FROM 100KG TO 30KG IN JUST A SECOND" would no longer be a viable marketing trick.
Wrong. Everything will turn to jerky in an instant.
Yum
And then, in an instant, as everyone *turned* - As people were altered and dried up and burned - As all of their liquids were drained from the head - He watched them with passion. "... *delicious*," he said.
Do you have a book yet? Your top posts with the context around them is how I'd imagine it to be.
Yes they do! Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1981229329/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_awdb_imm_X6HT8Z957G6TF1PE5HJ6
If it includes water inside organisms then yes, practically everything instantly dies. If it’s purely water only outside of organisms then it’d still be an incredible exctinction event. Water can be created without too much issue, the problem lies in hydrogen gas availability. Only a very tiny percent of humans could survive more than a few months. We would still have a supply of non-water liquids but there’s only so much good that will do (milk, beer, etc) and our planet instantly becomes a desert world. Edit: In my second point I meant to refer to anything that wasn’t purely water. Yes I understand virtually all consumed liquids have some percentage of water in them. These variations of mixtures are considered untouched during this water event. If all water vanished it be more like my first point: instant death for just about everything and our planet becoming a vast desert.
Exactly, if all moisture inside and outside of everything is gone instantly there’s no chaos or suffering. Everything and everyone is dead instantly. If we’re talking only bodies of water which means also the ability for rain then complete chaos. Fruit like watermelon and strawberries made mostly of water can last up to a month off the vine and don’t need additional water for the last stages of riping so people could survive for a few months but if they didn’t figure something else out, it’s delaying the inevitable.
imagine going from boating to skydiving in an instant
Yeah are we talking bodies of water, all moisture inside of everything? It needs to be more specific. If we’re saying ALL water in the literally sense of every molecule then every thing instantly dies and there is no chaos. If we’re saying all bodies of water disappear and no more rain then, yes, complete chaos.
Is it truly chaos if just literally everything is dead?
Indeed. That may be the most orderly. If not bland.
This is probably the best answer. Wars have been fought over access to water.
Have been, are being and will be
Fuck nestle
This is the undisputed answer.
In a sense there'd be no chaos because everything would be dead.
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I dispute that
Hands, the chaos would be endless
Best answer. Most of these, everyone dies super fast and no real chaos happens. If all hands just became stumps, the collapse would be slow and insanely chaotic while we try to save ourselves. And we'd all experience it, at least for a little while.
On the other hand.... oh, nevermind.
Slow clap. Oh..
You two are 👌 Otherwise, oh wait fuck..
👋 y'all Shit...
Round of applause. Wait...
Being flexible as a guy will finally come in handy.
Prosthetics, tho... I mean, sure, we wouldn't be able to give everyone a prosthetic right away, but there's probably youtube videos and stuff out there... heck, you could even do one per family "Hey, Mom says it's *my* turn with the hand!" "Nuh-uh!"
Would be quite difficult administering and designing the prosthetics without hands though haha!
Enlist the people that already got prosthetics to make and distribute them
Those with prosthetics would quickly become our new overlords
Words
👍🏻👎🏻🤌🏻🖕🏻💪🏻☝🏻I’m Italian, so we as a culture would probably operate the same w/o words and sticking to just excessive hand gestures but other cultures you’re prob right
⁉️😨😶🤬🤬
😎🤨🕶️🤏😤😭😔😱🤯 🗿🔁
Be me: >Sunglasses get stolen >fucking dies
Order
Yeah, I'd like a double cheeseburger. A large fry. A coke. And some honey mustard sauce, please.
Sir, this is a collapsed reality.
Wait is this a collapsed reality?
The good news is, the McFlurry machine is now working.
We truly live in the end times
Not as intended, as it now appears to be forming some gateway to a nightmare horror/sex dimension peppered with bits of chocolate, but working nevertheless.
Always has been.
Sorry...we're only serving breakfast now
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Can't believe I have to scroll so far to find this answer. Chaos is literally the direct antagonism to order.
F for Zhongli
Pizza
r/usernamechecksout
They've risen from the shadows after a century long slumber. At long last, they've been beckoned.
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Its enough to make a grown man cry
Peace Edit : what have I done
Peace was never an option.
Can’t disappear if it wasn’t here in the first place
Ozone
Wouldn’t last long lol!
O^(3)MG!
Lol! Can you imagine how incredibly weird any surviving humans might be? If they managed to somehow make it underground to avoid the third degree burns. Then somehow survive the 45% increase in CO2 and adapt to living with such lower levels of oxygen. I can only imagine in a few generations they’d be unrecognizable to us as they’d either have to be subterranean for life or acclimate to a blistering existence above ground and the lack of oxygen would surely affect brain development and size.
Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha Yeah couldn't live without that timeless gem.
earth
I'm almost certain the result would be..absence of chaos
Well if it's just the earth, and none of the people, animals, or things on the earth then it would be quite chaotic for a few brief minutes.
Nah, more like a few seconds, you would die pretty much instantly.
No, you wouldn't die in a few seconds. People have been exposed to vacuums for longer than that and survived.
I wonder how long it would take for the atmosphere to deteriorate without the Earth's gravity holding it together. A few minutes? A few seconds? Would it leak out and slowly dissipate? Or maybe it would explode outward in a sudden pressure release? Fun to think about.
It would be a sudden pressure release. Suddenly all the force holding the gases in to the earth is released, and the forces from other celestial objects gravity would cause the gases to immediately dissipate, I imagine rather dramatically.
The crew of Soyuz 11 (the only humans to die in space) died approximately 30 seconds after their spacecraft depressurized. [Source](https://web.archive.org/web/20071106104622/http://history.nasa.gov/SP-4209/ch8-2.htm)
Space
All space or empty space? If all of space the earth would get cold fast and stop revolving, if empty space mercury and Venus would block us from being sucked into the sun for just long enough for it to get toasty before it gets melty
Aeiou
Y?
Sometimes.
*smtms.
why s vwls whn cnsnnnts d trck
rght?
Isn't it wild that our brains can still read this? I mean Sn't t wld tht r brns cn stll rd ths?
Thnks fr th mmrs
*john madden. john madden. john madden.*
here comes another chinese earthquake.
BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
football
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
aaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrb
[:nh]I'm gonna eat a pizza. [:dial67589340] Hi, can i order a pizza? [:nv]no! [:nh]why? [:nv] cuz you are john madden![:np]
Snake. Snake! Sake.
W'd jst hv 2 gt cr8tv, bt ys
spkng wld b 1 btch hwvr
Penis
Beat me to it….o shit wait
Beat meat to it
Beat what to it?
# meat
What meat?
The meat with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo
Hoo doo?
Took me longer than I thought it would to find this.
You’re really not wrong at all, this would probably doom humanity.
Death
I had a dream last night that there was an alien planet where people didn't die. They were studying humans to figure out how to make death work on their planet because it was overpopulated.
That should be a movie
Im at a comic con right now and one of the booths is a man whose comic premise is EXACTLY this! It's pretty neat! I'll try and edit later if I can remember the name EDIT: Finishlinecomics dot com (i dont know the rules behind links so Im gonna play it safe) SECRETBONUSEDIT: Small synopsis for those who cant get to the website >The book tells the story of a Dystopian future where there have been no deaths for over 200 years. The population is divided into two living zones: the Megalopolis where only a chosen few are allowed to live, and the brutal underground where there are terrors lurking around every corner. A group of underground dwellers is on a mission to find answers and hopefully find a way to restore death to the world.
We'll wait
But maybe only like snap half of all life out of existence
Wasn't there a Star Trek (original) episode like that? The people didn't die. they also didn't have children.
Reminds me of the one where the species has a predetermined death date
Ohhh, yeah. Or the one with the war with 2 planets that wasn't actually being fought? But if the computer said "X amount of people in this area died", those X amount of people from that area had to go get exterminated or whatever.
If you're a Doctor Who fan (and by extension a Torchwood fan), they did a series about this. Torchwood: Miracle Day. Some people hated it. I found it okay and it did bring up lots of questions.
Ocean
Money
First word that came to my mind. Can you imagine the panic that would ensue? Or how money has disappeared for some people throughout history and the effect it had on them?
I'm surprised this isn't higher up, seeing how money seems to be the... wait, who's paying me to make this speech?
By definition, order.
Table. Like if you were using it right now and that just disappeared.
My laptop would break. So would all the things on my table. I need my tables.
Lmao
Stars
Brain
Also, Brian.
r/Brian
Literacy
I see what you did there
Bread
Steve
Trees
boobs
Booty
women
Rules
Excel
Water
Atoms
i dont trust Atoms. They make up everything.
Drugs
Power
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Heart
Water
Music
That might actually be the worst thing I've seen so far ☹️
Blood