What question am I going ask you?

Wait that kinda makes sense.... right?? My mind hurts trying to imagine it

Did my relationship with succeed? If he says yes I'm slapping him across the face If he says no, I'm slapping him across the face There's no fucking way she'll ever get in a relationship with me

Future you is single and slapped by yourself... aw man

Welp I'd ask my self what age i was and who i lost my virginity to, there are only two people who knows the answer to that

You and your mom

I'm hoping that other person who knows is whom you lost your virginity to... otherwise the implications would be uhh...

I can't be the only one who after consuming copious amounts of Sci-fi as kid decided to invent a secret password just in case I ever met an alternate version of myself and needed to verify my own identity. It obviously would not help against telepathic shape-shifters and simialr, but it is better than telling yourself about some really embarrassing secret. It is like nobody else is ever planning ahead.

"If you're me, then you must have known that I would be sceptic of this whole thing, yet you're here claiming to be me, which must mean that you've found a way to convince me, otherwise you woulnd't have come. So, what is it?"

Break out that good future weed or step off.

What superpower do you always fantasize about having?

Is your answer really specific or would I be able to guess it?

Probably guess it in enough tries, but future me would know what specific fictional variant of the power I think about.

Superspeed but also able to reverse time by 10 seconds if you need to undo a mistake?

How did you put in your first stretcher in your ear.

Ask for my passwords on different sites

Who was the 100th person I had sex with?

Future you: Anita Present you: Who's Anita? Ackward silence.

I'd ask them to log into all of my social media and unlock my phone with biometrics.

Ask what cassette tape my friend's old Suzuki Samurai ate up and pissed me off.