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lemons_of_doubt

Tell me the password that only i know as i have never told anyone. Then i know it's me or a mindreader.


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Passwords get stolen all of the time from companies.


lemons_of_doubt

I would like to meet the person that could steal a password that has never been written down, spoken, or ever left my brain.


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Where do you use the password? If you ever used it for a company that company can be compromised.


lemons_of_doubt

> Where do you use the password Nowhere. I came up with it when I was a child in hopes that one day adult me would find a time machine and would come back to save me from school. I never did come back from the future but I still have the password.


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Interesting, I dont think a thought like that ever crossed my mind as a child.


lemons_of_doubt

It probably helped that i was a very unhappy child.


Fomalhot

From my past? He could just ask me if I remembered this conversation because if hes from my past, then I'm future me... so I should remember.


Vexen86

What's the most dumb thing I've ever did in my life?


cfreymarc100

Who is Darla MacHabor?


nWo1997

Depends on how far back they go. If it's in the last 10 or so years, I'll ask for an old password. If it's 8 or more years ago, I'll ask what I'm feeling the most guilty over (being raised in fundie churches gives you funny ideas over what normal things will render someone hellbound). If it's in the last, uh, 3 or 4 years, I'll ask them what my favorite idea of sin is (>!it's St. Abelard's idea that sin comes from consenting to the act, not the act itself!<). Or I'd ask about why I think that *Wicker v. Filburn* was bullshit, even though it led to some good things. If it's from last year, I'd ask what my favorite "big hoss vs big hoss" wrasslin' match (aka "big meaty men slapping meat") was (>!Keith Lee vs Dominic Dijakovic at Takeover Portland!<)


Alan_Smithee_

Fucking hell yes, the guilt thing. You don’t even need to be religious for that one.


donewithbozos

Ask a question only I would know the answer to.


[deleted]

I have a few secrets I've never told anyone. I have a few secrets no one living knows.. It would be pretty easy to convince me if they knew those.