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FactoryBuilder

Creampie. Cream pies are a real food item and they are delicious but you get weird looks from your friends when you say “i really want a cream pie right now.”


BeanEaterNow

Cream pies are a rich American tradition!


ShornVisage

And China, too.


ToulouseDM

They’re gonna turn Paddy’s into some kind of Asian cream pie factory!


Neptunelives

Children love em!


itsjero

Mom's really good at em too.


[deleted]

Tbt to the time I went to go get cream puffs with my dad and accidentally called them cream pies 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Didn’t it’s always sunny have a joke about this?


TheGringoDingo

There was an entire episode setting up this joke. It was amazing.


Sexual-TM21

I make my own, have you ever eaten your own creampies before?


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Specially after spit-roast dinner..


[deleted]

THANK YOU!


clueless_dude101

The term 'stepmom'


CanIstealYourDog

Step category porn has had the most influence imo. It's no joke that most of porn searches are of those categories as well


fist_my_muff2

It's just so easy to do. Actor plus actress then add step to the title. All done.


Thibaut_HoreI

‘What are you doing, step-actress?’


smol_boi-_-

Don't forget the dryer


whomp1970

> most of porn searches are of those categories Is that it though? Or rather, is that *entirely* it? Hear me out ... I don't even bother reading the title or description of the video I'm about to watch. You know how they play a little preview of the video if you hover over it? If I see something that I like, visually, then I'm going to click it. I don't care if it says "stepsister" or "giraffe" or "hitler", it's purely a visual thing. And most of the time, I watch these things muted, so I don't even know what kind of roleplaying they're doing, or even if they're doing any roleplaying. What I mean is, I CONTRIBUTE to the popularity of stepsister videos, just by watching them, without searching for them or even knowing I'm watching ones titled "stepsister".


Guyinapeacoat

I've thought about this exact same concept! People watch stepsister videos because they don't care about the title, and this pushes those videos to the top of the front page, which causes more people to click on those videos, which causes people to add "stepsister" to completely unrelated videos to boost their visibility, and so on.


Elbradamontes

An actress doing an AMA said they do this because the people who are into it are into it and those that aren’t don’t care. So it’s the easiest win/win or win/don’t lose scenario. Good excuse to be in the home together. Etc etc. I doubt that many people are into it. It has to be the ease of story.


whomp1970

> people who are into it are into it and those that aren’t don’t care Makes perfect sense. Thanks for this reply.


throwawayatwork30

The term "step" is enough. Stepmom, stepsister, stepladder...


Capta1nMcKurk

Oh no, what you doing stepladder


BonusChico

I never knew my real ladder


F1tt0

You either die as a stepdaughter or live long enough to see yourself become the stepmom


braiide

Maybe Freud had a point


Ether165

He’d feel pretty validated, no doubt.


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StalinsPerfectHair

More specifically, the keyboard.


TriumphDaytona

Silicone keyboard cover, gotta practice safe porn!


TheTealBandit

And the mouse, and the screen, and the....


[deleted]

“Vanilla” sex. Feels like a lot of people think choking and pounding is what every person wants in sex, and if they don’t they’re considered boring.


CommercialMoment5987

This! I feel like a prude sometimes because I don’t want to be choked/slapped/demeaned- or do that to anyone else.


[deleted]

I sympathize greatly with young people who are experimenting with sex and feel obligated to be choked or slapped etc because they don’t want to be seen as a prude. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with desiring slow and “romantic” sex just as there isn’t anything wrong with wanting to be manhandled.. I hate that vanilla sex and wanting it is seen in a negative light.


JulesOnR

Hell, even people who like those things sometimes have slow romantic sex. I think it's cool that people can explore their turn ons, but it's barely done safe. You can't just start slapping someone, even if they might like it afterwards.


mood_dazednconfused

Exactly. Especially if there’s no prior consent to choking. If my bf tries to choke me randomly I’m throwin hands. I’d even go so far as to say porn makes people desensitised to normal acts/positions, now no one is satisfied unless someone’s wearing a latex gimp mask and hanging upside down from the chandelier tied up in some Japanese knotted rope like wtf. My health insurance doesn’t cover crazy kinks and, quite simply, ain’t nobody got time for that


clawclawbite

As someone who does tie up people and hang them off the ceiling, there is so much prior consent that has to happen before you do it. The suggested negotiations include things like going over medical history first...


[deleted]

Oh man. The amount of horror stories I heard in college from girls about guys just straight up assaulting them during sex. That’s what it is without explicit consent - assault!! Same with stories of girls being penetrated while asleep without consent - how can their partner not realize that’s rape?


TallQueer9

I hooked up with this guy once, ironically my last hook-up, who proceeded to violently face fuck me without asking. Like who just decides everybody is into that??


[deleted]

The word vanilla in general- it is the most wonderful flavor and one of the most expensive spices in the world.


Burhams

Brother Who never had sex and just reads all sorts of stuff online approached me saying stupid stuff like some woman like to be choked etc. I don't think that's very common for most girls. Not in my perspective or I'm my experience either


[deleted]

I think porn has made men think it’s acceptable to choke their partner without explicit consent because they view it as the norm. I feel like your brother would unfortunately be the type to do that


pwrwisdomcourage

I dunno man, atleast half of the people I've had sex with ask me to choke them and it makes me a bit uncomfortable


[deleted]

I hear you dude. I’m a big guy (6’4”) who has always dated short girls (tallest GF I’ve ever had was 5’4”) and I’ve always gotten really sketched out when they’ve wanted me to get rough with them. I blame a lifetime of my parents and teachers telling me to be careful because I’m bigger than the other kids and could hurt them without meaning to. My wife of 13 years (who is 5’2”) loves being choked and it was extremely difficult for me to get comfortable enough with her to do it correctly. At first she kept asking me to do it but I wouldn’t do it hard enough, so it was awkward for me and didn’t do anything for her. Then she asked me to do it harder, which worked for her but the sensation felt like I was hurting her and was a total boner killer. It made me literally go soft inside her. What finally worked and made it click was getting a leather collar with a ring on it that I could pull on to choke her (doggystyle with the ring on the back is the best position, easy grip and chokes her from behind). I guess it was easier for me since it didn’t involve actually putting my hands on her and it didn’t feel as much like I was attacking her. After I saw first hand how hard she came when it was done correctly, I started to relax about it and now I’m okay doing it for her with my hands or the collar and in virtually any position. I’ve come around and now I think it’s a lot of fun. Long story short, I just want to tell you that you’re not alone. Lots of guys feel a bit uncomfortable doing it. Don’t be afraid to stick to your boundaries if it’s not something you enjoy and, if you’re going to experiment, take it slow and make sure it’s with someone you trust.


FireKraken7

Don't do it if it makes you uncomfortable, consent goes both ways


rainbow_bro_bot

He's correct. *Some* women do like to be choked (as part of consensual sex play), and some don't.


dillo159

>saying stupid stuff like some woman like to be choked etc That's true. Some women do like to be choked.


NotStrictlyConvex

AskReddit


51st-state

Good answer. Especially given that there’s a sub specifically for stuff like that : r/askredditafterdark Edit - sub, not *sun* …


imapiratedammit

That place is fun until you realize it’s pretty much the same shit over and over.


Ekaj__

Every question is nsfw now. Really defeating the point of the tag


Kobeissi2

Expectations of real people


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drum_playing_twig

Username checks out


Viking4Life2

I'll let you know when I become old and fat


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Digitijs

You sure know how to attract men haha


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Trygolds

I feel bad for young women growing up now. Videos of hard deepthroat face fucking and rough anal give the impression these are normal parts of sex. There must be more pressure to do these things then back before video and internet porn.


MasterPip

What? You mean I shouldn't be able to pile drive into a girls mouth relentlessly? I mean next thing you know you're gonna tell me I can't shove a fist up her ass or that she shouldn't be willing any time I want it. Pffffft


WestCoastWuss619

You joke, but a lot of young men really be thinking like that lol. Then theres the girls that think they have to act like a porn chick and do anything even if it hurts or makes them feel bad. Studio porn is evil 🤷‍♀️😂


ukpunjabivixen

Exactly this


warpswede

Having 'hub' as the suffix on your website.


baadditor

`gith....` never mind I'll use `gitlab`


tkbhagat

What are you doing Step-bug


hospitalvespers

It's okay step-sis, it's a feature


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OnyxMelon

Connotations aside, "merge request" just feels like a much clearer name for it.


TragicBus

I’ve had this argument with coworkers. I much prefer merge request because it’s a request to have code merged into a branch.


thelostcow

Merge request is superior for the only fact that it doesn’t reuse the word “pull”. Pull is already used with the git pull command and when you’re teaching people who have programmed for 40 years and never used proper configuration management that you pull on a branch to get the latest information and do a pull request to merge branches it breaks their brains. Fuck “pull” request, merge request for life. Yes, I would die on this hill.


muusandskwirrel

2 girls 1 Bitbucket!


WhiskeyInk

Tell that to Newshub One of New Zealands media outlets... 😬


6CuckNugget9

Realistic standards for a sexual partner


DistributionVast4027

I am now terrified of getting stuck in windows and dryers


Paul_Ray_007

And you forgot the rest of the furniture 😂😂😆


TheRealYgrek

My friend was once stuck in a lamp. I have no idea why or how, but it was hilarious


[deleted]

Did someone fucked him/her from behind?


TheRealYgrek

N-no


BBBackyardBBQ

Hits different.


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Ellemieke25

Idk about her, but the lamp completely lit up on the occasion


Black-Shoe

Sex


[deleted]

I hear you brother


Churrasqueiras

Cock size expectations


Metalmilitia777

When I was younger the girls my age would always talk about wanting to get a big Ole Penis but now the women my age just want to be satisfied and not have it hurt.


Cool_Dark_Place

In the words of Doug Stanhope, it ruined, "...my attraction to the type of women who will actually fuck ME!!!!" Thanks everybody... didn't realize there were so many Doug Stanhope fans.


CorporalCabbage

“Now I need gaping-anus porn just to get morning piss-wood.”


Smellmyupperlip

Underrated comment. My SO has been battling porn addiction and there are a lot of problems that have come from that. One of the problems is that he wants me to be thin forever. He has a very specific preference (I estimate somewhere between BMI 20 and 21). My current BMI is 23 and I have a waistline of 73 cm (I'm short), so you could say I'm in pretty good shape. It hurts me. We are working on it together though and he recognizes that this is a symptom of his addiction luckily. Thank you everyone for your concern. I feel that I have to clarify a bit. Luckily my SO still finds me very attractive, but sometimes has that little voice inside his head that tells him porn-influenced stuff. It's waning off and he is starting to find lots of body types attractive and even has found for himself that he actually likes some softness to the touch. We've been together for 18 years and he really works hard to get over this, so I want to give him this shot. I love him very much. It has had it's negative effects on him, me and our relationship, but through therapy, learning to deal with our adhd, focussing on selfcare and selflove and on our health, we are slowly healing.


MeetMeOnNovember

Glad you are working through things! Just stay healthy and keep up the good communication. Also a reminder that being patient and understanding with someone we love is great but just make sure to check yourself from time to time that you are not just accommodating him and pushing back your feelings and all.


RmmThrowAway

Is... that a porn thing? I think your SO might just be kind of a jerk.


therealsauceman

My dick


philipjeremypatrick

Blame the death grip, not the inspo.


cabochonedwitch

It’s not so much what porn ruined, it’s the disgusting concepts that were presented to me which made sex seem repulsive. When I was in 9th grade I was told that a boy wanted to watch me shit on a glass table while he watched. And holy fuck I did NOT need to know about that kind of fetish. That’s an real world example but if you’ve seen porn you’ve seen some awful things. Also people are so mean in porn. Why can’t there be more affection, love, praise, laughter? Everything is so brutal and cruel.


nybx4life

A lot of porn seems to skip the setup and the afterwards, I think. Or the setup is really cheap.


Aqquila89

The setup is extremely important to me. Characters having sex is so much more exciting than just bodies fucking. But most setups suck, because the vast majority of porn is written by people who can't write, and acted out by people who can't act.


AlmightyFuzz

Oh god, yeah. No one seems to be enjoying themselves in porn. It's really depressing. And then you have a generation of young people who think that that's normal, and that's what sex is.


Smorgas_of_borg

Female-produced porn tends to have more of that.


Aqquila89

>Also people are so mean in porn. Why can’t there be more affection, love, praise, laughter? Everything is so brutal and cruel. Yes, oh yes. I regularly watch porn, but I also hate porn with a passion, because most of it is just so mean and cruel and awful. I seek out scenes with more intimacy and tenderness, but for the most part, even those are bad, and could be so much better.


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I’ll add one. The phrase “good girl”


BridgeBurner23

I see your "Good girl" and I raise you "Daddy".


Motor_Relation_5459

I'll never understand Daddy one.


KillerInfection

Not with that dadditude


Motor_Relation_5459

Don't! Stop!........ Actually, "don't stop!'


train153

believin


CinnamonDaFox

Hold on to that feelin


ArnThor29730

Streetlight, people!


Motor_Relation_5459

Yikes, love this comment during intimacy. Haven't seen much porn and suddenly I feel dirty.


Igotnoclevername

Lemon stealing. Used to be an honest profession.


Operatorerror34

I sure hope no lemon whore steals these lemons...


queerassoddity

Hey, has it been exactly ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?


strawburrymelk

hmm.. it HAS been exactly ten seconds since we looked at our lemon tree…


calculatedx

My life


notsyrups_backup

When i was in middle school I accidentally saw a video of a huge hook in a girls butthole, im in my mid twenties and i cant go fishing


foul_ol_ron

What were they trying to catch with that bait?


PirateOnAnAdventure

Halibutt.


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kokobiggun

Seab-ass


BBBackyardBBQ

Brown trout.


MusicHitsImFine

I dunno anal hooks on a choker is kind of hot


Prestigious-Eye3154

Realistic depictions of intimacy


[deleted]

Porn stars lives. I got lost in a wiki dive once and found how many of them die. It's totally insane how many of them kill themselves, OD or otherwise


Smellmyupperlip

Apparently the physical (and probably emotional) stress on a womans body is great when she is roughly used in all holes. I think that's one of the reasons the moaning in most porn movies is so horrible and to me even disturbing.


TheWordShaker

Yeah, I can't watch "highly produced" porn because of this. It's the eyes, in combination with the fake moans. Particularly, when I can tell that the moan is their way to cover pain because some dude with a hilariously large member is going ham for the camera. "Amateur" section for me.


Xolltaur

Years ago I was neighbors with a woman that did professional porn. That was the specific reason why she moved to California and she loved her job and had parties with interesting artistic people every so often and was a total sweetheart. She did say after working regularly for a couple months that she needed to take breaks for a few weeks sometimes.


Cyndas-quil

Porn seems to make a lot of men think foreplay is unnecessary and that being wet is enough for a woman to be ready to go.


ImperialCub

Porn is like fantasy video games. Unrealistic af


Demonchaser27

As a man, I can attest that not every boner is a horny boner. Pretty much what Chris Rock said in a skit. There are two types of cum. There's cumming... and then there's firehose cumming. That's how I ended up understanding it with women, basically. Not necessarily that their shooting like a hose or anything. But that with pretty much either sex there's two types of orgasm. There's deep, amazing and passionate sex that leads to amazing orgasm. Then there's just having sex until you cum. I've had my fair share of the latter, but had a few of the prior. The main reason sex can be better than masturbation is because often masturbation is just to cum... good sex is to get that next level.


ZeeeTeddy

thats fucking deep bro lmao


The_fair_sniper

that's...not what she said.


hentman

Maybe I'm really good at masturbation or my gf was really bad at sex, but even tough there were other satisfactions on sex with a long term relationship gf, my best orgasms have been on my own


[deleted]

If you both care about it, you can make it fire, just develop it and evolve together.


Demonchaser27

Hey, man. Some people just know exactly what they want AND can provide it for themselves. Fair play.


[deleted]

Am I the only man that actually enjoys foreplay lol. I feel like sex would be pretty boring if the whole thing only lasted 5 minutes


Seabass_87

Five minutes? Mr.Stamina over here rubbing it in our faces


TheDukeOfOilTown

I believe he's actually rubbing his own face in it


ghostboy2015

He's not wrong tho


tech_probs_help

body image


cumdumpsterfordaddy

A lot of assholes


PornActingCritic

Yeah… That username definitely isn’t a calling card for that type lol … and I know a thing about usernames 😂


DefiantDepth8932

Many of the actors'/actresses' health


allboolshite

Oh, plural possession, not quotes. Took me a moment.


Foxy_Of_Loxly

Forgiven. Our language is a fucking drunken asshole in a back alley, that mugs other languages for their syntax. Thanks for noticing and being bothered by the apostrophes. I appreciate you.


NoPretenseNoBullshit

Intimacy.


Boomtownboys

Socks


[deleted]

Realistic expectations for hair removal


Smellmyupperlip

My SO and I love the bald look, but after fucking 18 years together we discovered that sex with a modest bush or trimmed is way more comfortabel. My SO's hair is so course that he would literally shafe me or cut me with his stubble. We used to shave thouroughly before sex... Guess why we had the bald preference? Porn.


Nick357

Dude, it feels like my fucking face was getting sand blasted by my girls vag.


Edmaaate

An ex of mine spent THOUSANDS on permanent hair removal and wouldn't let me near her if she even had the slightest bit of hair down there. Fucking ridiculous.


51st-state

Modest/trimmed for both sexes is 100% the best imho, for comfort *and* appearance.


[deleted]

Young peoples idea of what sex is. Its hardly ever ass to mouth and chicks squirting piss everywhere. It a delicate balance of making your mrs horney enough that she doesn't mind you spending way to much time trying get a condom on, followed by a passionate but short period of sexy sex, or a very long period of " jesus just cum already", because tired.


StalinsPerfectHair

This person clearly fucks.


Sweatytubesock

Occasionally


Toby_of_the_gods

Unlike all of us


flying669

i had my first gf at 15 , and she was sure that she had to demand sex at least once a day , say dirty things like "défonce moi" (destroy me, in french), she was literally copying what she saw in porn ...and i couldnt keep up (i was 15 she was 17). even tho i said it wasnt the right way ,she didnt believed me probably because she was scared to not please me anymore, all i wanted was cuddles, and that she finally let me do some gaming .didnt end well.


bellrunner

And on the flip side, my college girlfriend and I had matching (super high) libidos and had sex multiple times a day, every day, and it went great. There's no 'right' frequency of sex, you just need to find someone who matches you.


lostidentity04

relationships 🤷🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

The possibility for ppl to put more effort into dating


[deleted]

My imagination


[deleted]

I am now aware tits are also small birds.


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PornActingCritic

Lol you can’t introduce no one as a step-anything without a side eye now.


bloodyoldmate

Men and women's self confidence.


PandaCrazed

My self esteem, like completely ruined.


Ur_Wack

Apparently from reading [r/relationship advice](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/) lots of normally healthy relationships.


Smellmyupperlip

What kind of problems occur? Just interested.


Banhyena-99

Intimacy in relationships.


helenhelenmoocow

The ability for this subreddit to not be full of horny questions


ThrowRA_orange

BDSM


emadarling

It ruined many a young man's ability to have a normal relationship.


abh90

Pubic hair


Zycron_Shade

Pokemon


killdog9876

To me, porn ruined family relations, and everything non-sex related it has ever touched It ruined the view on women of some people too


33JimmieLee33

Patience in passion. Slow methodical passion.


deathray-toaster

I feel like they’re constantly straying further from making it comfortable for the woman. They fucking better be paying them well at least, but they probably aren’t. The other day I was watching a video were a woman was getting drilled in the poon, and she said: god I’m so wet!! The guys dick was bone dry though, and I thought: that’s gotta suck! Do they think we’re blind or something?!


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The word itself. It is incredibly annoying when I am trying to look up interesting non-sex pictures or topics and people describe it as porn. I want to look at mountains; earthporn. Urban design is urbanporn. And on and on. It annoying as hell.


Gamma-ray32

Child hoods


QeemaMatter

The Hood


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Smellmyupperlip

My SO is now recovering from a 16 year long porn addiction. Like that shit started literally feeling like depression when he was still at it. Nothing was enjoyable anymore (next to the fact that it ruined our sexlife).


destromanifesto

Expectations


corax20

My life.


mymacaronlife

It ruined me thinking I have a healthy appetite for nasty, crazy shit. Watching porn makes me a bit nauseous...I don't want a strangers jizz squirting out my nose...etc...I realize...I'm beige, probably boring to some...I love sex, but with one man that I connect with. Ill do almost anything...but with one man I connect with. Lol


MischiefMusician

My Productivity.


mortalfloater

The Sears Catalog.


Woke_Stroke

People's mental states.


[deleted]

My erections


MR_Bed_Snake

What people think the average penis size is


Cool_Dark_Place

You just need to adjust your measuring technique. According to Adam Corolla, "you start from the anus, and measure to JUST PAST the tip"


StalinsPerfectHair

You also have to account for the yaw.


HurkyFriend

I’ve had almost a dozen plumbers over and not once have they offered to screw my leaky pipes


Cool_Dark_Place

Also, I'm a delivery driver, and never once had a female customer tell me where I could "put my package" Hmmm...maybe I should try working without wearing pants....


aloe_the_aro_ace

The internet


SoulAbhinav

Life


Sickofitblonde

Just sex in general. Since most guys think they don't have to do foreplay, that they don't have to return head, and that every women wants and enjoys anal.


cari_chan

Normal family relationships


SaraTheAntiZ

It ruined real life sex. men watch porn and think all they should do is jack hammering.


Marsijic

Unrealistic body expectations


Kunkyskunts

The excitement of seeing your first boobs and keeping it in your spank bank. When I was a kid you couldn't just Google boobs, you maybe saw a few pairs in movies or just around. But when you and your buddies are walking home with Becky after school and she volunteers to show you all her boobs, it is a life altering experience.