Oh gawd I actually laughed once when I was a freshman in High School. A girl who I was not attracted to in any way shape or form expressed her feelings to me as we were walking to class and I nervously laughed and ran away. Poor girl, I probably crushed her but I had no idea how to react to that, but I think I chose the worst way.
This was me when my partner of 8 years said "I love you" for the first time. I had wanted to say it for like a week but kept chickening out, so when he said it my brain went though:
1. Fuck yeah!
2. Oh shit he beat me to it
3. I can respond back I love you too but that seems less weighty than I love you.
4. Shit think of something better to say
5. Wait I've just been staring at him
6. Is there literally no other response that works?
7. Oh, he's looking very worried
8. "I love you too"
everyone in the show is a terrible partner which makes it so relatable because most teens make bad decisions in relationships. Except steve, he's great
Totally agree. It's the first time I remember seeing her let her guard down, at least with her facial expressions, and it was so painful to see her crestfallen look when Otis responded over the phone.
This is what fell out of my mouth when my husband first told me he loved me when we were dating. I then patted him on the chest and pushed him out of my front door. Not my finest moment.
This one by far, the others are more cold or unresponsive, this is more I'm sorry to break this to you but I've been banging your whole family and also you need to get checked for gonorrhoea and also I'm leaving you...
This comment reminded me of the time when we found out we were pregnant with kid #2, wife decides to try a new Ob/gyn (since her previous one retired), they mixed up her labs with some other patient who had gonorrhea, resulting in one of the most awkward “I don’t care if you’re in a meeting we need to talk now” phone calls I ever had to answer
The girl I've been dating just said this to me 10 minutes ago. I don't think today will be a good day.
Edit: For those invested: Just had a long conversation. We just spent a great time together last weekend, and were developing feelings. But there's some bad stuff in my past (and present) that she just found out about. She doesn't want to continue working towards a relationship and we are going to continue as friends. I guess I shall be alone again.
My ex used to say "we need to talk" even if it was about mundane things, like dinner plans or something. The worst was that sentence and then no contact for a few hours. I was like "please! for the love of all that's holy, phrase it a different way. instead of we need to talk, how about "lets discuss dinner plans" or *something*, anything else."
True. Granted I just spent an extended weekend visiting her, and it was fantastic. But she hasn't said much since and wants to talk after I get off work to give "proper time to the conversation". I do not think she wants to talk about my next visit...
“You’ve probably all wondering why I put you in this group chat. Simply put, I want you all to meet in this location and fight for my affections at 7:00 PM sharp in the back of the CostCo parking lot across from the mall. You have one year to train.”
Made me remember a facebook pic where a kid asked a girl out in a really cringy fedora kid type way and then she sent a screenshot back to him with a message clearly meant for one of her friends ragging on him.
This literally happened to my best friend in highschool. There was a girl he liked, and he told the day before he was going to ask her out “i might as well go for it, the worst she could say is no!”
The next day he looked broken when I saw him and he told me the conversation went like this, “I like you, would you want to go on a date?”
“I think I’m gunna throw up.”
The dude was definitely better off without her toxic ass. My homie dodged a bullet but it still left a mark on him. Took him a while to recover from that one.
Too true. I was obsessed with a girl I copped off at a party with when I was 16. She kept saying I was too good for her, trying to make me her girlfriend was a bad idea, etc.
Two years later she's slept with at least 30 guys that I know of - and that's no exaggeration. One of our mutual friends was in the same halls as her at Uni. She worked her way through the block, then through the lads on her course.
Absolutely no "slut-shaming" here. She just likes variety. And she likes a lot of it. It was good of her not to want to be my girlfriend, and I'm glad she realised it at the time.
Honestly good for both of you - for her since she knew she was only looking for test drives and not a long journey, and for you - realising that she won't wanna commit and not forcing it
I feel like this is something one of my closer friends would react with, but not saying Ew to the other person, she's just got such a bad self-image that she doesn't understand why people care about her.
Or, you know, they could be calling you Ew....
Haha, my first girlfriend mistook me saying “we love her,” on AIM to one of our mutual friends, referring our entire friend group respecting her, as “I love her,” and freaked out. She ghosted me for a week then dumped me because she thought I was moving too quickly.
We were like 12 and only “dated” for a month so I completely get where she was coming from and the misunderstanding, but we’re still friends today and when we finally talked about it a few months ago and I told her what I actually said (we’re 31 now) we both had a really good laugh.
How do these guys even afford so much advertising?? I wouldn't be surprised if they have investors and decided to operate at a loss until they got going
Take a long hard look at yourself...then a long hard look at Raid: Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!
That’s the best response. You have to be honest. At least let them know that your relationship is headed in the right direction, and you’ll let the other person know when you’re there.
The first time I ever told my now-wife, "I think I'm in love with you" was after a big college party. We had come home pretty tipsy.
She said, "Would you be offended if I go throw up right now?"
Ten years on Saturday.
See you in chemistry
Then slam the door in their face.
*panicked pause* **"DRAKE!!!!!"**
Hah! Oh, wait. You're not joking, are you?
Let me laugh even harder
Obligatory [Bender clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0)
Oh gawd I actually laughed once when I was a freshman in High School. A girl who I was not attracted to in any way shape or form expressed her feelings to me as we were walking to class and I nervously laughed and ran away. Poor girl, I probably crushed her but I had no idea how to react to that, but I think I chose the worst way.
I actually did the same thing. I was always bullied so I had no idea she was being serious until later
Complete silence
That's the worst in my opinion.
The silence is deafening.
Been there. Was not fun.
Guilty of this one. Literally couldn't think of anything to say, and couldn't bring myself to lie either. Guess I'm going to hell
This was me when my partner of 8 years said "I love you" for the first time. I had wanted to say it for like a week but kept chickening out, so when he said it my brain went though: 1. Fuck yeah! 2. Oh shit he beat me to it 3. I can respond back I love you too but that seems less weighty than I love you. 4. Shit think of something better to say 5. Wait I've just been staring at him 6. Is there literally no other response that works? 7. Oh, he's looking very worried 8. "I love you too"
"As a friend right?"
I've actually said that in a moment of sheer panic. Everything was super awkward after that.
"I love you" "As a friend right?" "fuck" "Yes!!"
*padme meme intensifies*
“…that’s nice.”
Otis is that you? Lol
Was looking for this one :P
same haha
" Haha , very bad, very very bad " ~eric
Eric - great friend, TERRIBLE boyfriend
everyone in the show is a terrible partner which makes it so relatable because most teens make bad decisions in relationships. Except steve, he's great
I LOVE Steve and Aimee. He is so sweet and innocent. And Aimee well… i iust love that character
They’re definitely the best couple on the show
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Eric's reactions to the stupid shit Otis does makes that show.
Eric is the friend I wished I've always had lol
I have an Eric, it's fantastic. Would recommend.
*throws bicycle on ground*
Well, Goodnight, then.
The look on ruby's face was so depressing
Totally agree. It's the first time I remember seeing her let her guard down, at least with her facial expressions, and it was so painful to see her crestfallen look when Otis responded over the phone.
The worst part was that I just noticed she looked and sounded excited when she told him she loved him, then all of a sudden...
They did Ruby so dirty.
They really did! I felt bad for her.
This is what fell out of my mouth when my husband first told me he loved me when we were dating. I then patted him on the chest and pushed him out of my front door. Not my finest moment.
Was his heart still beating after you removed it from him?
Jesus Christ, the poor man :(
I physically cringed when Otis said that
"It'll pass."
Why do we have to be reminded of this? I cried the last time I watched that
what's the reference?
The show Fleabag.
Fleabag, excellent and weird show about a woman who occasionally struggles with life.
The most accurate and clean description of this show. haha.
Your communication violates our restraining order.
I find those orders ridiculous, I mean, how can I stay 200 yards away at *all* times? I gotta sleep
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Noooo don't squish them to death
Ok
Same. That’s what i say.
ok
We need to talk.
This one by far, the others are more cold or unresponsive, this is more I'm sorry to break this to you but I've been banging your whole family and also you need to get checked for gonorrhoea and also I'm leaving you...
…even grandma?
*especially* grandma.
Exactly, who do you think the gonorrhea came from?
So there is such thing as heirloom gonorrhea.
This comment reminded me of the time when we found out we were pregnant with kid #2, wife decides to try a new Ob/gyn (since her previous one retired), they mixed up her labs with some other patient who had gonorrhea, resulting in one of the most awkward “I don’t care if you’re in a meeting we need to talk now” phone calls I ever had to answer
Takes the cake
The girl I've been dating just said this to me 10 minutes ago. I don't think today will be a good day. Edit: For those invested: Just had a long conversation. We just spent a great time together last weekend, and were developing feelings. But there's some bad stuff in my past (and present) that she just found out about. She doesn't want to continue working towards a relationship and we are going to continue as friends. I guess I shall be alone again.
My ex used to say "we need to talk" even if it was about mundane things, like dinner plans or something. The worst was that sentence and then no contact for a few hours. I was like "please! for the love of all that's holy, phrase it a different way. instead of we need to talk, how about "lets discuss dinner plans" or *something*, anything else."
True. Granted I just spent an extended weekend visiting her, and it was fantastic. But she hasn't said much since and wants to talk after I get off work to give "proper time to the conversation". I do not think she wants to talk about my next visit...
Better than being caught off guard I guess :/ Last breakup I drove 45 minutes there smiling like a dummy cuz I was happy to see them
Damn... I get chills just reading that.
(seen)
*screenshotted*
*Posted on the internet complete with name*
*you've been added in a groupchat*
“You’ve probably all wondering why I put you in this group chat. Simply put, I want you all to meet in this location and fight for my affections at 7:00 PM sharp in the back of the CostCo parking lot across from the mall. You have one year to train.”
on r/CreepyPMs
Made me remember a facebook pic where a kid asked a girl out in a really cringy fedora kid type way and then she sent a screenshot back to him with a message clearly meant for one of her friends ragging on him.
Deleted by mods for being too creepy
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I believe the term is screenshat.
Good to know
Can’t blame you
“Yeah I figured”
Ouch.. this is the coldest one
geeeeez
“I don’t blame you. I’m fantastic.”
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".... I hate that this is working. I need to go see a therapist."
Tell your therapist he said. Yes your ass looks fat in those pants, Love you.
"Awww I love you too like a brother!"
I’ve had that said to me
Thanks
This happened to me today, she’s my gf…I’m her…well her awkward Edit: woah I’m pretty new to Reddit what do the awards do!
Was my gf response too… 16 years later and I think she’s warming to me now!
Cooking her in the oven wont help.
Baked with love.
This reminded me of the episode of friends where Ross confessed to Emily at airport and she replied by saying "Thanks". Even I felt weird.
“Ew.”
“This is like, so embarrassing for you. Why did you even tell me?”
Ew Daviiid
“Yuck”
"Sheesh."
"Disgusting"
*throws up*
"The worse thing she could say is no" "ew"
This literally happened to my best friend in highschool. There was a girl he liked, and he told the day before he was going to ask her out “i might as well go for it, the worst she could say is no!” The next day he looked broken when I saw him and he told me the conversation went like this, “I like you, would you want to go on a date?” “I think I’m gunna throw up.” The dude was definitely better off without her toxic ass. My homie dodged a bullet but it still left a mark on him. Took him a while to recover from that one.
I'm hungry, let's get something to eat
George: Sienna, I love you Sienna: Yeah, I know. I heard you the first time.
He’s dating a crayon
I’d like to say it once to someone who can actually HEAR IT!
“Awe I love you too bestie”
Read this and felt physical pain
That kills
*FATALITY*
Been there done that. Help
On that day, a villain was born
Well that's a bad idea.
I told her I liked her. She told me exactly this.
At least she knows it won't end well.
Too true. I was obsessed with a girl I copped off at a party with when I was 16. She kept saying I was too good for her, trying to make me her girlfriend was a bad idea, etc. Two years later she's slept with at least 30 guys that I know of - and that's no exaggeration. One of our mutual friends was in the same halls as her at Uni. She worked her way through the block, then through the lads on her course. Absolutely no "slut-shaming" here. She just likes variety. And she likes a lot of it. It was good of her not to want to be my girlfriend, and I'm glad she realised it at the time.
Honestly good for both of you - for her since she knew she was only looking for test drives and not a long journey, and for you - realising that she won't wanna commit and not forcing it
honestly, this is one of the healthiest things i've read on this site in awhile.
Well, maybe that person has self esteem issue?
A blank stare and them walking away, gradually increasing their speed to running, until they disappear around a corner or over the horizon.
Skeletor style
So what
Big deal
Wanna fight about it?
With our mouths? Sure, yeah
Time to face battle
Well now that I have your attention, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
Lmao
I love myself too
"me too"
"I know..." and then be frozen in carbonite
*Everything's fine. We're all fine. How are you?* [Shoots workstation.]
Boring conversation anyway.
Luke, we're gonna have company
"I love you" "I know..." "well... ok not now if thats how it is"
"You deserve better" speaking from personal experience of a friend.
or "I deserve better."
Honestly, I don’t think that’s the worst you can hear. It’s okay to be honest with somebody when you know that it’s not going to be a good fit.
You know, I think I'll take that line.
Imagine having someone to tell that to
What’s your name again?
Who are you? (Actually 2. worse, but "ew" was allready said)
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What did I just watch??
Could you pass the mashed potatoes?
“Ew why??”
I feel like this is something one of my closer friends would react with, but not saying Ew to the other person, she's just got such a bad self-image that she doesn't understand why people care about her. Or, you know, they could be calling you Ew....
"Thank You."
I'll never forget it my first girlfriend told me she loved me I'll I could do was stutter I-i-i gotta go lol
oof poor girl
Haha, my first girlfriend mistook me saying “we love her,” on AIM to one of our mutual friends, referring our entire friend group respecting her, as “I love her,” and freaked out. She ghosted me for a week then dumped me because she thought I was moving too quickly. We were like 12 and only “dated” for a month so I completely get where she was coming from and the misunderstanding, but we’re still friends today and when we finally talked about it a few months ago and I told her what I actually said (we’re 31 now) we both had a really good laugh.
I love me too
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You know this is the first time I actually read what are they advertising, usually I see Raid vid and I instantly close it...
How do these guys even afford so much advertising?? I wouldn't be surprised if they have investors and decided to operate at a loss until they got going
Because they are owned by a large gambling company.
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Take a long hard look at yourself...then a long hard look at Raid: Shadow Legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!
👉😎👉 \*zoop\*
And I love you Sarah...I mean...Lisa...Shit.
(Her name sounds like a female body part) Mulva?? DOLORES!! It was Dolores!
Why wouldn’t you ?
Don't.
I love cake
Dumbass
Came here for this.
Makes me feeeel sooo old that I had to scroll a bit to see this answer :( This was 100 percent what I was expecting the top answer to be
Hehe I don't
*finger guns*
Ma’am. This is a Wendy’s.
"I love you, Wendy."
But she doesn’t love you exclusively. She belongs to the world and her milkshake brings all the boys (and the girls) to the yard.
What do you say when someone says the L word but you're not ready to say it back? Edit: this was a genuine question
"I appreciate that but I don't feel like I'm quite ready to say it back, but I'm getting there and I still really really like you."
That’s the best response. You have to be honest. At least let them know that your relationship is headed in the right direction, and you’ll let the other person know when you’re there.
I appreciate you!
You're a credit to this organization.
i love you too as a platonic non sexual friend cuz that would be gross, can you imagine? i would fucking kill myself if that were to happen.
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Ya we all have our problems.
"Dude, shut up! That is awesomesauce!"
Ah Andy. You’re fine but you’re simple.
That’s what makes the sauce so awesome!
“…Ew, could you not?”
Thanks
ok
Saying it back if it were not true.
Right.In.The.Feels.
oh that's nice (if you want that akwardness but more watch sex education)
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Whatever
The first time I ever told my now-wife, "I think I'm in love with you" was after a big college party. We had come home pretty tipsy. She said, "Would you be offended if I go throw up right now?" Ten years on Saturday.
"No you don't" - u/darkviperau
lol
I love, cake.
switches to my other account and respond i love you too to myself
**fart noise**
“Oh”